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Penis envy.

>> No.6993172

My penis is small. She couldn't possibly envy me.

>> No.6993177

In before Freud

>> No.6993178

Understandable.
My penis is quiet large, being french and all...

>> No.6993181

>>6993178
i thought the french had noisy penises

>> No.6993182

That's more of an inquisitive stare.

>> No.6993183

>>6993172

How small is "small"?

>> No.6993186

>>6993178
My penis is Finnish, it doesnt talk about itself at all.

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>>6993178
>>6993181

>> No.6993189

>>6993183
Now why must you put me on the spot? How embarrassing.

I've never measured so an exact number is beyond me. Estimating, less than five inches for sure.

Comes with being Asian.

>> No.6993192

>>6993189
Height?

>> No.6993197

I'm used to it.
It comes with being black.

>> No.6993199

>>6993189

Don't be embarassed. My penis is 11cm, or 4.3 in.

>> No.6993204

>>6993197
You jungle breeders...
Wait a sec, arent people in jungles usually short? That would mean...

>> No.6993212

>>6993192
6 feet. Yes, I'm fairly tall for an Asian person.

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6993411

Penis envy

>> No.6993414 [DELETED] 

Q­UALITY THREAD

>> No.6994535

But she's not Koishi.

>> No.6994548
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>> No.6994552

Koishi's penis is so big she can play danmaku with it.
We can't hope to possibly compete with her.

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6994565

⇦ Let me ask you this question. Seriously, why?

Also http://xkcd.com/194

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>>6994535
>>6994552

>> No.6994602

>>6993189
>I've never measured

Lies.

>> No.6994611

>>6993204

There are the short jungle tribes, but also the tall nomads of the savanna.

They need those long legs to run from the lions.

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6994616

I have never measured my junk either. The very idea of taking a ruler to my erect dick is just too stupid to tolerate.

Does anybody actually do this? I'm insecure about a lot of things, but my dick? Seriously? Nnnope.

>> No.6994642

>>6994616
I've often thought of measuring mine, but I've never done it. You don't think about stuff like that when aroused.

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