/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Yes, because then we would have something in common.

>>6983125
Don't have "waifu", but I would do that for friend.
not /jp/ related.

I would do anything for her and if this isn't your answer it's not love that you feel.

Sure. It would be my digital proxy doing all the work, after all.

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Yes, and I'd clean it by drinking it. Nothing about her is dirty, so I am sure her blood will taste like ambrosia to me.

>>6983129

But, if you were both the same in that regard, neither one of you would clean up the various pools of vomitus. So, they'd linger.

And that, my friend, is how you get ANTS.

>>6983129
Do you also vomit blood regularly and ask your waifu to clean it up?

>insisted that you clean it up?
>insisted
While I'd without asking, I don't see how that is very lady-like.
Pic related, a /jp/-related waifu that's prone to being sick.

>>6983125
Dude, if she were vomiting blood, what she need would be a fucking medic, not love.

>>6983141

Sick, or deceased? Remember the ancient suggestion that Patchy is a lich.

Would you still love your waifu if it meant setting aside several hours of the day to injecting her skin with formaldehyde?

Yes, I'd also take her to a doctor.

>>6983163

Why would you use such an inefficient approach? She simply bathes in the blood of pure maidens once daily to maintain her youthful vigor.

>>6983163
WaHH confirmed that Patchy is sick with mercury poisoning or something like that.

But OP, that is my fetish.

>>6983157
All you need to do is match the candy shapes and earn enough points. You don't need a medic.

Of course. Anything for her.

I wouldn't be a very good husbando if I didn't, now would I?

>>6983172

When you live under a vampire's roof, you have to be economic with pure maidens.

Also, how would you deal with the issue that you will eventually grow old and die, after which she would likely raise you as one of the undead?
Or in her case, maybe as a cute headwinged demon...

>>6983178

Itai-itai?

Hopefully not. Bad way to go.

Are you implying that I would love her if she didn't vomit blood?

Of course I would, and I'd take her to the Doctor because she is regurgitating her food.

>>6983228
Would crimson haired beauty look at me the same way if I was undead? Being with her forever under any form is more than tempting.

Girls who vomit blood are moe.

>>6983708

Depends on what form you take? Shuffling zombie? No one likes zombies, man. An animated skeleton wearing a fashionable cloak or something along those lines? Sure, works for me.

>>6983733
Yes they are.

>>6983753

>An animated skeleton

I would curl up in the fetal position, shit myself, and cry if this happened to me.

Even if the skeleton-girl had really big, ghostly tits and wanted to bone me.

>>6983779
>skeleton-girl
>bone me.

yeah but it'll get old as HELL fast
also if my waifu drank sperm in her water once a day...would it be bad for her stomach? if it helps she's in her teen years

i have a dog who frequently gets diarrheas and has a really fluffy ass i have to clean after that. waifu vomiting blood can't beat that.

besides, i'm bulimic, it's not like i've never seen blood puke. it was kinda scary for the first time i got it, but after a few times it's not even disgusting. not much of an issue for me, really.

>>6983840

>besides, i'm bulimic

My God, I was right...I was right.../jp/ does actually have eating disorders. Hang in there, /jp/!

>>6983845
You can't be the little girl when you're fucking fat after all.

>>6983849

You are aware that there are other ways of losing weight than destroying your alimentary canal/teeth/stomach lining, yes?

also vomiting up blood is so moe i'd think i'm in VN and all this is not real anyway.

>>6983849
But I'm not fat, I'm 95lbs.

Poverty moe

>>6983851
Yes, but I imagine binging and purging to be the most /jp/ of all the ways to lose weight. It's like being a high class Roman citizen and partying everyday.

Yes.

I said "In sickness and in health" and I fucking meant it.

>>6983851
i think most bulimics are aware of that. it's just that after a binge you just feel like you have to get rid of that stuff somehow, one way or another.
if you for example ate a poison you wouldn't be so concerned about general health either. it's a similiar feeling.

Sickmoe~

>>6983862

You're right. It will also eventually kill you, which is extremely /jp/ as Suicide is frequently discussed here.

>>6983861

I hope you're short too. Because damn, I'm underweight and I weight more than that.

>>6983874

I want to know how he has money for weed, but not food.

Maybe he's like the really hardcore stoners who only buy weed and just starve while toking up, in which case I must kneel to his superiority.

>>6983882
I haven't bought weed in many a months, back when I had a job. However, the people around me pay me in weed if I do shit for them, since they have no money either.

>>6983886

Oh, good. I was praying you wouldn't reply with:

>OH I JUST MOOCH OFF OTHER STONERS AND NEVER THROW DOWN OLOLOL

I abhor people like that. But receiving buds in exchange for favors is just fine. Glad to hear you're holding up.

>>6983892
That ain't me.

If my waifu vomited anything I'd clean it up, including chocolate

When did Kaede dye her hair?