/jp/ - Otaku Culture

A shrine maiden is never late,
Nor is she early, she arrives exactly when she means to.

She's like Santa Claus. Speed is irrelevant.

Eight hours to travel across Gensokyo? If I was Aya, I'd feel a little insulted.

>>6976197

30mph or less.

>>6976237
Considering it seems to take everybody at least 5 hours to travel from the forest to Eientei, Gensokyo must be pretty spacious.

Have you ever wondered how fast Aya would have to go from blowjobs 9:00am in the morning and perform bukkake before 5:00pm?

Is this supposed to be a reference?

>>6976315

That is an odd question, considering Aya is fast enough that she keeps moving when time stands still.

QUALITY THR­EAD

While it may be illogical, it is no less logical than not dying when you are killed.

>>6976337
It's true.

>>6976361

I always wonder about this image..

Is Sakuya trying to rape Alice?
Is she just taking her clothes off to clean them?
Is she going to dress Alice up?
Is she in love with Alice and stripping her in an instant for romantic purposes?

>>6976397
Get the fuck out.

>>6976361

Indeed!
As long as her panties aren't made of GOES FAST, I'd say it's logical enough. For modernised and heavily altered folklore, that is.

Time is always relevant.

How does Aya walk around in her shoes they're too impractical.

>>6976446
They aren't so bad when you get used to them. She spends most of her time in the air anyway.

>>6976415
Huh?

>>6976442

waitaminute that's not DeliAya.

>>6976455

Clothes made of GOES FAST. Like that guy in red spandex with wings or bolts or something on his ears. /co/ would probably know more.

>>6976452
>She spends most of her time in some random faceless dude's crotch anyway.

>>6976442
This looks nice.
It's slut shit, isn't it?

>>6976475
Oh. Would this work?

What's this? An Aya thread? It's about ti-... never mind.

It seems like everyone in Gensokyo walks, anyway. Except when there are little girls to be shot of course.

>>6976502

Faster... but is it fast enough?

Apparently not.

Anyone knows the name of some doujin where Aya has a fight/competition with Marisa? i saw one page some months ago but i never asked for source and the other tools didn't help.

>>6976577
http://danbooru.donmai.us/pool/show/2802

>>6976587

This isn't the one i'm looking for but it looks awsome, thanks a lot!

>>6976571
Sakuya is such a jerk.

>>6976600
This must be it, then.
http://exhentai.org/g/55114/b311c425a4/

Anyone know where the Aya U MAD 4koma come from?
I have been looking for the Yukkuri Aya artist for years but I cant never find them.

>>6976509
Is something wrong?

>>6976613

Not really. She did Aya a good favour setting her right.
After well over a millennium, Aya should know there are some boundaries that just shouldn't be overstepped, ever, under any circumstances. It is only as expected of the Perfect Maid to remind her of this rather than let her walk happily into the jaws of death elsewhere.

But as history has shown, it would seem Aya has rather selective memory...

>>6976661
She already scared her straight during the photo shooting. Actually releasing the porn was just spite.

>>6976677

Not scaring her straight - setting her right by exposing herself to the consequences she would've inflicted on others.

Although then again, while it's both fair and effective... it's not really a very nice thing to do...

>>6976657

Not particularly. I just couldn't figure out where this thread was going. I appreciate your concern, though.

Okay, Sakuya can be a jerk at times. Rather a Fallout 2-type justifiable jerk, but yet a jerk.

>>6976729
From the thumbnail it looked like Aya shanked Sakuya.

>>6976734

A common misunderstanding in a mansion where the mistress has a biological need for wiccan tea.

>>6976415
Aya's panties made out of GOES FAST.
That's an interesting image.

>>6976791

Thought to refer to clothes in general, but it would seem GOES FAST can only be turned into spandex. So panties it is.

Hopefully not red ones with little lightning bolts, however.

>>6976613
wouldn't that just make her publish an article about sakuya? you're supposed to threaten and hang it over their head that you can do it. if you do it then what's keeping them from doing it right back to you?

>>6976817

Then she has something to write about.

All this talk of GOES FAST clothes makes me wonder about Aya's clothing. It's obviously specially built if it can withstand the speeds she flies at. Did she always wear such clothes, though?
The thought of Aya breaking the sound barrier for the first time and finding her clothes destroyed amuses me. The thought of her being so excited about her new record that she doesn't notice until someone points it out amuses me even more.

It's been speculated that she can accelerate herself to speeds above 1k+ km/s. So... That's pretty fucking fast.

>>6976843

>The thought of Aya breaking the sound barrier for the first time and finding her clothes destroyed amuses me. The thought of her being so excited about her new record that she doesn't notice until someone points it out amuses me even more.

Somehow, can't help but imagine that as some kind tengu adolescence ritual, with the whole effects of sonic boom on regular clothes kept hush-hushed up until then just so their seniors can have a good laugh.

Then again, Tenma doesn't seem to be the type.

Then again, that being from the perspective that there isn't and may not be an official Tenma in the foreseeable future.

>>6976843
>MomijiMomijiMomiji guess what I just did!?
>Wha-!?
>I was flying and was in a hurry so I went fast and then I went REALLY fast and felt like I hit something but there wasn't anything there and
>Where are y-
>and there was this big CRASH and BANG and I was going faster than I ever had before and it felt so great and free and the next thing I knew I was so far from where I was and it was only a few seconds and it was SO COOL!
>Hold on a-
>This is so awesome and I've gotta tell everyone and and and...oh man, I can get to the fortress in minutes 'cause I'm SO FAST! Haha, YES! Ayayaya, this is so great! I gotta go! WOOOO!!
>...uh.

>>6976900
Momiji and Aya hate each other.

>>6976905
Whatever, man.

>>6976896
I could see Tenma appearing in WaHH as a cameo or something. But probably not...

>>6976900
That's cute.
Unfortunately, this rite of passage leaves more sensitive individuals scarred for life.

>>6976915

As long as she doesn't look like captain Janeway in a cave, those can only be good news.

>>6976905

They love each other in that special way.

>>6976930
>she
No, he. Thus the
>But probably not...

If nothing else, that special way between those two rival captains before JAG went from bad to worse.

>>6976920

... and so it all clicks into place.

Aya and Momiji should be the odd couple, not rivals. Hatate is more rival material.
DS really screwed Aya over...

Gensokyo is infinitely big, so...

>>6976952

Perhaps "rivalry" was a poor choice of words in the example, since there wasn't any real competition involved - rather they displayed their dependence and affection by shooting missiles at each other.
The genuine rivalry would indeed be between Aya and Hatate.

Want a paper, mister?

>>6977103
No

>>6977107
Why not?

>>6977103
>Want some STD, mister?
fixed

>>6976915
I wish that artist would do more scenes like that.

>>6977103

I'd buy Aya's newspaper.

I wonder what they say.

>>6977129
>Classifieds:
>female tengu, looking for casual sex partners.

>>6977136
That Momiji is such a whore.

>>6977129
She used to deliver it to /jp/ every few weeks. I CAN'T IMAGINE why she stopped.

Where did you go, headline anon? ;_:

>>6977148
>>>/b/
>>>/bun/

>>6977144

Unthinkable. Wolves practically always mate for life.

Then again, wolf tengu lead quite long lives and aren't exactly wolves.

>>6979537
I was literally JUST wondering what happened to this thread. One second I'm wondering, I hit refresh, and pow, there it is on top.
Are you a wizard? Am I a wizard?

>>6979565

You may be a wizard. I most certainly am not.

>>6979577
I dunno, man...if I of all people could be a wizard, how do you know you couldn't be?

Why is Helen/Arc talking to him/her/itself?

>>6979670
Your samefag detector is in need of repairs.

>>6979654

No multiclassing where I come from. That, and I have observed this phenomenon before, performed unintentionally by a wizard. Well, a mage, but close enough in this context.

>>6976197
Is she a European Aya or an African Aya?

I wonder if Gensokyo wraps around at the border. If you go off on one side, do you appear at the other?

>>6982812
Interesting idea, but no. Characters periodically speak of the Hakurei shrine as being "near the border". God knows what you see if you walk up to it.

>>6982835
Both PMiSS and Yukari said that the Hakurei Shrine is IN the border, and is not part of Gensokyo, just to clear things out.

>>6982835

Here are your options: Invisible wall, you get sent back looking in the opposite direction, you get blown up by airplanes, you get a random mission failure message, etc.

I can't think of anything else.

>>6982852
I'm pretty sure it was ON the border and belonging to both.

>>6982835
You see nothing.

There are many things that reside on the border (Fairies' new tree home, for example) and you can just go past it, circle it, etc. and see nothing out of ordinary.

Unless you're someone like Yukari who knows what to look for.

>>6982852
Thanks for the reminder, but I'm fairly sure the point they were making was that the shrine exists on both sides of the border. Just as long as we're clearing things up.

>>6982858
HEY MAN DON'T GO OVER THERE IF YOU DON'T WANNA GET LIT THE FUCK UP

>>6982880
I meant from the inside.

>>6982897
So did I, what does that change, exactly?

>>6982932
Gensokyo is hidden from the outside by the border. It's still a sealed-off place. You can't "circle past" and "see nothing out of the ordinary" when you're on the inside, unless it's some Lost Woods-style BS and your path always ends up curving back to the centre.

>>6982954
Only you can and Touhous are shown doing this?