/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Oh OP stop being asspained.
Go make another thread on /v/ about being banned

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>>6974408
you just mad cuz you don't know what pillowtrolling is

who's pathetic now
>buttautism.jpg

Maybe.

>>6974414
idk, judging by the name, it's like trolling with a pillow idk

Little girls can improve everything. Take, for example, human innards. Normally, one wouldn't think of his spleen or kidneys as being adorable, but once you imagine them as cute little girls, even human viscera can be worth falling in love with. Your kidneys, for example, would be identical twins wearing the adrenal glands as their hats, gladly devoting themselves to their rather disagreeable job with a warm smile on their faces so that your body can be free of waste products. Your bladder would be a shy, clumsy loli under the kidneys' guidance, trying her best to hold in your urine but occassionally falling and spilling pee everywhere. Your liver would be a reliable onee-sama type who oversees the blood sugar levels in your body and detoxifies harmful chemicals, she'd always be concerned over your well-being and admonish you if you don't watch your food and alcohol intake; but despite being a strict, no-nonsense class president type on the surface (she'd probably wear glasses too) she'd secretly be a perverted lolicon in an incestous lesbian relationship with her little sister gallbladder-tan. Your stomach would be a womanizer despite being a little girl, frequently kissing both oesophagus-tan and small intestine-tan mouth-to-mouth with the excuse of "transferring digestive contents", but she'd do this even if you haven't eaten in days.

As the alchemists of old believed that gold was the ideal form of all metals, I believe the ideal form of humankind to be adorable young maidens. I pray that once we die, the afterlife awaits us will involve all /jp/ users turning into elegant young ladies and taking it easy until the end of times.

Now that we're on the subject of dreams, ever since I became a hiki (about 2 years ago) almost every dream i can recall has had, or has been about my female adopted cousin. I spent a lot of time with her during middle and high school because we had a lot of the same classes, but my feelings for her were always that of apathy or indifference. Although, i do remember, one of her boyfriends called her a bitch in front of me and i got really protective; pushed him, and almost got into a fight. I even convinced her to break up with him. She then became really clingy to me, but i never really took anything from it. I soon after burnt all bridges with her, and the rest of my peers.

It is always a reoccurring dream, but little details sometimes change(scenery, different people appear, dialog, etc) but the events that take place are almost always the same. I won't go into much detail, but it's always us in a romantic position(spooning) about to engage in sex, but it never happens. It's like a never ending dick tease, and every time i wake up from my dream: i rage and fap.

The funny thing is I bumped into her at grocery store the other day, and to my surprise, the notion that "it's just a dream" was shattered. At the encounter my heart-rate started to elevate and my palms were getting sweaty. She was telling me about her boyfriend and how she's just starting college, but all i could think about was my dreams, and thus I started to feel regret and anger. She asked me what i was doing, and i was pretty blunt; I told her i was a NEET. She just giggled a little and told me that i always did things "my own way" and wished me good luck. I casually laughed a little too, and said my good bye. I think she wanted to talk more, but i was about to have an anxiety attack, so i split as fast as i could.

I'm wondering: if i successfully control a lucid dream, and finally have sex will this possibly put an end to this reoccurring dream?

>>6974414
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