/jp/ - Otaku Culture

you'll need to search inside yourself

Download Embodiment of Scarlet Devil or Perfect Cherry Blossom, and begin reading everything here.

http://www.pooshlmer.com/touhouwiki/index.php/Comics_by_Release

Aya, I heard she's pretty popular

9/10 good job

Someone promote this man.

Join the Moriya shrine faction. We got a Miko, a loli frog god, a snake god with nice tits, and the kappa and tengu are allied with us.

oh god ticklish china

fapfapfap

Touhou wiki when it works.

You're more of an initiate. You aren't really a touhoufag until you can stomach ZUN art.

You can try the touhou wiki, but it's been slow as shit since it died and came back as a zombie, and then got hit with the recent SWR and th11 release waves.

Scarlet Devil faction is superior. We have a dragon now.

Play the games. And Remilia > Tewi > Flandre > Chen > Aya > Ran > Everyone else.

You can start saving every single Touhou picture you see

>>696803
This. Just get the doujins (all 100k+ of them), the games can wait. Fanon > canon anyway. Then go download PCB. Easier than EoSD, but more challenging then IN. Lastly, SWR NETPLAY MOAR, NIGGER!!

Have some sexy China thighs as a welcoming gift!

If you're not scrounging for the music and getting all the remix albums, you're not doing it right. The music is right behind the characters in making Touhou stand out.

Its a troll right?

sage

JOIN MOUNTAIN OF FAITH FACTION NOW

WE HAVE:

SUPERIOR MIKO
AWESOME SENTIENT HAT
SCIENCE!
AND HINA

The Yakumo Family hands down is the best faction in touhou

Yukari is the slacker/ most powerful being in Gensokyo who's personality is like a hormy old swinger

Ran is a caring badass milf-like Kitsune who is incredibly wise and knowledgeable

Chen is the over-enthusiastic catgirl child of the family that always tries her best

>>696854
Fanon<Canon

>>696854

OP here.

thighs much appreciated, but surely you don't expect me on my poor university student bandwidth to be able to read ALL those doujinshi. can you give me ONE best example of each girl/faction at least?

>>696854
holy shit what is wrong with her face?

THAT'S NOT CHINA

/jp/ has such weak troll senses. Good job I guess, OP.

>>696862
....what?

To get you started here is a list of characters and their corresponding quality as stated on the Universal Media Scale:

Shit characters:
-Aya
-Shiki
-Reimu

Good characters:
-Kanako
-Sanae
-PAD

>>696791
You can migrate your orientation. If you start at Scarlet Devil Mansion, you can "relate" your way through most Gensokyo citizens.

Remilia -> Reimu (Hakurei Shrine group) -> Yukari (Mayohiga group), Sanae (Moriya group) -> Aya (Youkai Mountain group)
Sakuya -> Eirin (Eientei group; and, from there, Kaguya -> Mokou (Human Village group)), Youmu ( Hakugyokurou group)
Hong Meiling -> Cirno (Fairy group)
Patchouli -> Marisa (Harem group)

>>696880
>>-Shiki
>>Shit character

wut

>>696791

Spend some time watching touhou vidyas.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QNK2IK9PSe0

Join the Scarlet Devil Mansion faction. Not just for JoJofags.

>>696873
Alice/Forest of Magic (factions what the fuck, this is new to me)

>>696880

MOF sucked, and Momiji was the only good character to come out of it.

ALL HAIL HAKUREI

>>696891

GET BACK TO WORK NIGGER.

masterbate

then masterbate more

I like all the touhous

>>696873
Devote yourself to the girl/faction that finally turned the tide for you into liking Touhou for now (mine was Sakuya, followed by the entirety of SDM)

Then afterwards, get to work on them doujins! And don't stop until your devote to more Touhou you can count on two hands.

>>696902

I am a fan of no fewer then 26 Touhoes. With the new releases I expect that number to grow. Number 1 on the list is Aya though.

Fap to a lot of futa doujins then you will be a true fan

>>696891
I would shout "GET BACK TO WORK NIGGER", but on a reading hiatus due to SWR.

>>696904
Same reason here. When I heard Sakuya was a homage to Dio, I decided to look into Touhou. Another JoJo reference in EoSD and I was all FUCK YEAH. Now she's my favorite girl of my favorite faction.

>>696937
For me, it was Dog Sakuya, though....

Eientei faction is the best.
It has the greatest NEET.
A sexy Nurse.
And moon rabbits.

look at this face

seriously guise

how could you NOT love the Yakumo family?

(　ﾟ∀ﾟ)o彡゜メイド♪ニーソ♪PAD長♪

OP here again.

alright, we'll solve this the easy way.

does anyone have a boob chart size?

It was SDM for me.

China girl, hot maids, and loli vampires. Flandre is my imouto, and Cirno lives real close.

>>696982

The Shanghai faction is the best

>>696920
>>696899

Man, even here? It's worse than that time when I was playing EnemyTerritory and someone asked me if I liked touhou and when I said yes, he told me to get back to work...

>>696982
I'd ask is it really necessary, but Komachi's boob inflate/deflate on her whim.

I say Yuyuko wins, though.

>>697012
Congrats, you're a minor net celebrity.

NOW GET BACK TO WORK, NEGRO!

>>697013
DFC is superior though

>>696982

Yuyuko is your touhou, then.

>>696998

Wow, they're all awfully short...

OP again,

86 huh? ghost boobs makes a very strong argument. Whilst miss timehax did get me through the game on storymode fairly quickly, i'm torn between power and tits.

I'll have to think about this more.

>>697026
Why not both?

>>697012

Trips go both ways, you can't just troll with them.

>Alright /jp/ here's the deal; I have become KEYfag. As such, I need your help deciding on a favourite girl.

>At first I was one of those anti-KEY anons, but after reading the Clannad threads in the space of a few hours, my curiosity got the better of me and I downloaded it. And you know what? It was a fucking awsome VN!

>Then I started reading a couple of doujinshi and whatdaya know, they were fucking awsome as well! In before slowpoke and all that, but fan made stuff is seriously better than most normal animu series that i've seen to date.

>So I ask you this, where might I go to learn the ways of KEY, with a rundown of each faction and their characters so that I might choose one girl or faction to devote myself to?

>tl;dr: your recommendations for a new KEYfag? I give you this wallpaper I found in payment

I love how /jp/ consults Touhou matchmaking

>>697045

You can't like more than one idort

>I need your help deciding on a favourite
What the fuck
WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK

>>697057
THE HELL I CAN'T!!

>>697039

Oh, but it's fun to troll with a trip and then watch people rage and sage whenever you show up with the same trip you used for earlier trolling.

>>697082

forgot my miko

Hina has breasts too... ;_;

How could anyone not love the Yakumo's?

>>697073
That image still needs a certain catgirl

Also pic related to my favorite part of toehoe

Your favorite Touhou is now Mokou.
I mean just look at those fucking awesome pants, goddamn.


Glad I could be of help.

>>697125

She's also incredibly badass

What's with all this FLANDRE = DRAGON shit lately?

Is it because the Mrs. My-Hat-Has-Ass-Peaches on it took her wings as a belt?

>>697149
It's a joke from another board.

Mokou, Keine, and their ever-changing relationship.

Who's going to pitcher/catcher tonight? The world may never know!

New dragon loli's my favorite now. How can you not like those boots?

>>697149

/th/ meme that seems to be making it's way here.

>>697149
Story someone wrote, I think.

I thought I was in Gaia for a second there.

>>697138

Yeah, Mokou is so Badgirl.

The largest and strongest faction in touhou is Marisa's Harem.

>>697181

How do you know how it's like over there?

>>697164
Dos Chiquita + Spanish Dance music = FUCKWIN!

>>697197
LOL IDK

No one loves the Fairy group but me?

>OP HERE

>OH YA?
>CHECK THIS OUT

http://rancid.outwar.com/page/4650

>>697278

She's also a loli.

>>697247

Why is Chen always paired with them? She's an extra midboss goddammit

>>697278
Fanon has made Chen into the careless innocent catgirl love child. Anon embraces that view as they wish to forget how badly they got raped by her the first time they tried Extra.

Chen does kick large amounts of ass in PCB.

>>697288
90% of touhou is loli

>>697247
Oh, I love them

Picture that made Mystia my favorite.

>>697278
Because she was a Lv. 2 boss FIRST! Plus, she gets along well with Cirno, so why wouldn't she be included in the (9) Squad?

>>697314 she gets along well with Cirno
Fanon, right?

Because oherwise that'd mean she hangs out at the lake near SDM, which sounds rather farfetched for someone living in Mahogiya

>>697309

HAHA ONLY IN ZUN'S MIND AND HE'S KILLED SO MANY BRAIN CELLS HE CLASSIFIES AS RETARDED.

>>697303
Cirno knows what to do.

Mystia looks really tasty though ...

Hakurei shrine, Eientei, Yakumo Family and the "Strongest in Gensokyo" factions are safe bets

>>697343
Well, it isn't like Chen or Cirno are shut-in NEETs; I'm sure they travel quite a bit.

Maybe they appear together in an ending? I don't know, I've not seen very many.

Where do these two go? Are they their own group?

OP here

Why was I not told about this girl?!

she's got boobs, power, brains and is a semi-rapist according to this doujinshi called 'genius 9'

This might be noobish of me, but is she somehow related to timehax sakuya?

>>697396

Eirin is Sakuya from the future

>>697390
Hell?

>>697390
Honestly, I think that SlackerFaction (Komachi, China, etc) and TaskMasterFaction (Sikieiki, Sakuya, etc) are separate.

>>697278
So this can happen.

Though often Chen is depicted as the more mature/sensible one... relatively speaking.

>>697390
Higan group. It's a subset of the Netherworld.
In my pictures archive, it's like:

\Netherworld\ -> \Hakugyokurou\, \Higan\

I'm conflicted as to whether Makai belongs here.

>>697396

NO! come back to SDM faction. Sakuya has an adjustable bust size for guys like you

>>697396
You were.
>>696975

>>697396
No.
You get the Neet, the Usamimi godess and Tewi with her.

>>697374

Sidenote, Suika and Chen are awesome characters. Suika for being a drunk loli oni who loves to feast and brawl, and Chen for being the most adorable ball of rampaging death in Touhouland.

>>697396

Eirin is epic win

>>697484

You arent even the real ZUN

>>697396

Yukari is all that and more.

Eirin isn't even a real doctor.

>>697484

That makes it better.

>>697484

She's a pharmacist

Eirin is only 1 of 2 interesting people of Eientei.

Tewi's the other

>>697490
>Yukari is all that and moe.
fixed

>>697516

Also she owns Gensokyo.

>>697490
Stop gapping silicone into your breast, Yukarin!

what are the divisions and who are in them exactly?
- hakurai shrine
- ghosts
- bamboo forest
- reisen and erin etc
- Hell/river styx
- forest of magic
- Mountain of faith
- SDM

is that it?

>>697537
>reimu owns gensokyo
fixed

>>697555
>Reimu destroys Gensokyo
fixed

>>697510
I'm sorry, but you are a faggot.

>- reisen and erin etc
Eientei

Also, The LAAAAKE. The one time I don't have a Letty/Cirno pic...

>>697443
I find it fukken awesome that Chen can get Yukari-like powers given the right circumstance..

>>697546
That would be pretty much it for the Windows games, which are those who matter. Though most of the Fairies and Level 1-2 bosses are technically "unaligned".

>>697546

what about YUKARI! CHEN AND RAN!

>>697569

>>697546
Eientei
Hakurai Shrine
Human Village
Makai
Netherworld (Hakugyokurou, Higan)
Outsiders
Scarlet Devil Mansion
Youkai Mountain (Moriya Shrine, Others, Tengu)
Miscellaneous Fairies and Sprites

That's how I sort images.

>>697546
>>hakurai shrine
Retarded, jackass shrine maiden and drunken oni.

>>ghosts
Yuyu/Youmu: typical master-slave relationship

>> erin and reisen etc
See above.

>>Hell/river styx
Shiki and Komachi? Sure is master-slave around here.

>>forest of magic
Poop leaker and dumb Witch-Maid.

>>697595

LETTY IS HUGE!

>>697610
Oh, and Magohiya. Almost forgot my largest folder.

>>697605
Huge, guts, rip, tear, etc.

>>697610
And where do you put Patchy in there?

>>696806

>>Aya

1/10

>>697624
I got around 2000, how many you got?

>>697604
Not master and slave; mistress and servant. There is a difference.

Dunno about any of you, but I think I'll be joining the SA faction.

>>697595
>>697013

enjoy your fatties

>>697595
But Letty puts trees and plants to sleep.

>>697643
Yuyuko is just healthy, Letty is the fat one.

>>697649

weight goes to all the right places

Why do so many people like Aya? She is a slut stalker who is incredibly annoying.

CAN I GET YOUR PICTURE??
I WANT A GOOD SCOOP!!!

She is a lot like Cirno, actually. She is the hottest Tengu I've seen though.

I like SDM, there they got all the maids and vampires you want.

>>697643
I like this new Yuyuko/Letty/SpiderLoli faction!

>>697660
SHE IS NOT A SLUT

She is a whore.

hey guys, where can I download all the touhou games? I have several but can't find some!

her fatness is arousing.

I'm more partial to suika and cirno, though.

What team would that be?

>>697660

No one likes Haruhi.

>>697669
IdiotFaction. (Although Suika would probably be pretty smart if she ever sobered up.)

>>697672

http://www.masterspark.net/touhou/

>>697685
lol no

>>697670
Reimus?

>>697680 ZUN
>dosn't like aya

YOU ARE NOT ZUN!!!

>>697672
Doujinstyle?

>>697693
No, he is a newfag.

>>697706
>No, he is a troll.

Fixed

>>697714
No I'm pretty sure it's a newfag.

>>697680
Fuck you, motherfucker. Fuck you

>>697706
>>697720
What did I tell you about /b/ slang in /jp/?

You just won't learn, will you?