/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Why is ronald in so much japanese art? is it because his very existence is absurd?

>>6968377
because... of the unsolved mysterious chant he utters, the so called, "ran ran ruu".

Feels good, man. In fact, I hope that evil clown stays away from me forever.

>>6968401

>Ran Ran Ruu.

>>6968401
Ran Ran Ruu is a dangerous illusion spell with verbal and somatic components.

If Donald took the still spell or silent spell metamagic feats, we're fucked.

>>6968434
But what kind of danger? What does it actually do? Nobody knows, it's always left unanswered. But one thing I noticed... is that the subjects that heard the "ran-ran-ruu" spell continuously, had a tendency to go to the nearest McDonalds, and order him/herself a happy meal (with toys, of course). While uttering the phrase.... ran ran ruu. So in a sense... it's a little closer to hypnosis.. the rann rann ruuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

>>6968453

If you hear Ran Ran Ruu one too many times, you get transported into Burgerkyo and must do battle with Ex-mode Donaldo. Good luck.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tM7OJoVWo6k&feature=related

Ronald McDonald is female in Japan

I'd so love to have this stickied on /jp/ one of these days.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ssh71hePR8Q

>>6968377
;___;

>>6968453
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=frl7jR_2hv8

Indeed. Here are some of it's victims.