/jp/ - Otaku Culture

I am thinking of hot glue for that.
No, no puns here. But that might just do the trick; i'm worried that the heat might actually do something, but other adhesives are probably too weak for its intended use.

Anyways, if it was attached with a such poor method, you can try using the same again and rinse/repeat when it detaches off, or try with vinylic glue.

http://www.en-nls.com/pict1-12570-9999

Get this.

Ive always wanted to try an onahole but I'm too cheap and my hand still works.

I wan thinking of getting a tenga. Which is better, the Flip or the Flip Lite? White or black?

>>6965074

I've heard on /jp/ that the black versions aren't as soft and wear out quicker, resulting in people actually having their penises rubbed sore enough to bleed.

>>6965070

aren't the cheap ones less than $20?

I've never gotten one because I'm too afraid someone might see what I'm getting in the mail, but I've made ones with condoms and socks. Even from that, trust me when I say that no matter how good your hand may be, the pleasure of cumming inside feels godlike.

>>6965102
>I've made ones with condoms and socks

christ man, just buy one already

jlist, toydemon, e-nls, they all have nondescript packaging

toydemon even lists themselves as a tech company

>>6965064
no. This tenga product is by far the worst they ever produced.

- it is narrow as fuck. even a japanese would have problems to get it inside
- the whole press the button to create a vacuum thing is messed up in this onahole
- almost as expensive as the superior flip hole black, yet completely SHIT

http://www.temptationsdirect.co.uk/x/13888/Buy/Spectra-Gels-Smooth-Anal-Vibe.html

I bought this a while ago, but it's ok, but I wonder if anyone else has found something better, I still have that feeling of emptiness.

I just use latex gloves.
The woman at the store thinks I work as a house painter.

>>6965140
Can we keep this thread hereto, please? I don't hate gays but you guys can start another thread about anal shit.

>>6965202
I don't know what you're talking about. We're all little girls here.

I wonder if anyone has put an onahole on their penis and then stuck it in a girl.

>>6965218
It... would be interesting.
Anyways, I'm not very knowledgeable of onaholes. I have about $100 to spend, and am wondering should I cough up for the top dollar ones, or can I be satisfied with a cheap to mildly cheap one?

>>6965218

That would have to be a fairly to extremely loose girl + a pretty thin onahole + small to average dick.

>>6965327

Mildly cheap ones get destroyed after a few uses, or are disposable and only made for one use.

If you have $100 to spend, get an $82 Tenga Flip Hole. Extremely high quality and very easy to clean.

>>6965331
I was talking about 2d, of course.

>>6965331
>Hooker + cheap onahole + /jp/

Seems realistic enough.

On this topic.

I found a dead rat stuck in one of my onaholes the other week.

Just saying.

>>6965346
I can't get an erection...

>>6965359

>>6965338
Any idea how long it would last me?

>>6965359

BOOF, get your birds to clear your apartment of rats.

>>6965359
I bet it would make a good Yukkuri trap, just add food and they'll hop in.

>>6965367

So long as you don't brutalize it with vicious dickings and take care to clean it after usage, it should last at least a year, and upwards of 4 years if you treat it with love.

Oh, and a Flip Hole White + 3 lotion set on Amazon goes for $54, go figure.

>>6965389
That eases my mind, thank you.

>>6965389
>Flip Hole White +3

They put enchantments on them now?

>>6965053
I'm currently in 'transition' so I don't have a solid address to get it too. Also, I just need a glue, not something to repair the sleeve.

Also, what's the best lubricant to use with onahole? I just ran out as well (fate, I'm guessing) and am trying to remember if water based is the best.

>>6965499
water based is best...

I just use whatever they have at the drug store for cheap thats water based.

>>6965419
The MMO gamer in me laughed. Then I felt bad.

I got a tear in my onahole, what's a glue I can use to repair it that I can find at a hardware store?

Just look for the one that works with rubber?

I ordered a Tenga Flip Hole Black the other day, it shipped out today.

>>6966563
Are you excited?

Has anyone tries Peaces lotion? How does it compare to Pepee? I really like thick lotions.

>>6966568
Kind of.

>>6966553
Ask the store clerk.

>>6966553
You can repair tears with a soldering iron. If there's some extra material I'd recommend cutting off a small piece and practicing on that first. I don't know of any adhesives that would work well with elastomers/silicone, you could try some rubber glue but I wouldn't get my hopes up.

.>>6966569
I just got a bottle of Peace. I've never used Pepe, but Peace's is slightly less thick than normal KY. Doesn't get sticky when it dries either. However, if you want really thick lube you should try mixing your own with xanthan gum.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Xz5Rk-0RvQ

>>6966553
I haven't had to repair one myself, but I imagine something like shoe goo would work well.

It's made for rubber, and very flexible.

>>6966643
Helpful video. Thanks.

>>6966569
I don't know about Pepee but Peace's is pretty thick. It's more like jelly than fluid. Really nice.

I just bought a white flip hole with a mild lotion. Will buy the black next autism payment.

It only came to $112 with EMS shipping. In Australia they go for up to $180 because retailers think we are idiots.

I can't wait to try it with my aneros or rude boy.

If both parts are made of silicone, more silicone is the answer.

There's a site that sells food-safe silicone, I'd buy a small amount of that.

>>6966785
OP is 30-40 with shipping from Japan.

In America, they charge 70 without shipping.

Sure no gouging at all

>>6965499
The best i've found that is easily available is Astroglide Its very slick, easy to clean off and also functions as a moisturizer which is quite awesome.

>>6966785
>aneros or rude boy.
Where did you get them? I've been looking for a good place that sells them.

Tried to use EVO 17 with just the inner part, it tore. So mental note, if there are two parts to your onahole and one part detaches, repair it ASAP.

I'll make a mental note to put 60 dollars aside each month.

>>6967027
I can't remember where I bought the aneros. I bought the rude boy from some guy in Australia so that probably isn't helpful. Sorry I can't be of any help.

I prefer the aneros. It is extremely easy to use and it is hands free. The rude boy can be hands free but it takes a while to get used to.

fapping is so fucking boring now.

I have one, and damn, its boring already.

I just spent the last 4 hours fabricating device that securely attaches my variable speed dremel to tengas.

I'm about to enter a new age of fapping.

>>6967095

so then, in order to keep the electric screwdriver part from falling off, do you grasp the tenga (dampening the experience) or grasp the driver (which may cause a painful "pushing in" feeling)?

>>6967095
Boof, always one step ahead.

>>6967095
This may end badly.

>>6967095
That scares the shit out of me.

>>6967095

BOOF YOU CRAZY MOTHERFUCKER!

Don't do it. It will harm your body!

>>6967108
This guide looks suspiciously similar to the guide to a hands-free orgasm with the Aneros.

>>6967114
>>6967110
This is BOOF we're talking about.

I'm suprised he didn't add a module to fire 9mm in case he's robbed while jerking it... Er.. spinning it.

>>6967114
I have a kill switch set up near my feet that's connected to a small circuit breaker in case of emergency.

>>6967123
It doubles as a PDW

BOOF, you are a god among the little girls.

Has anyone used both the white and black flip holes? Anyone wish to share the differences between each model?

>>6967145

I hope you will always post on /jp/.

http://en-nls.com/pict1-26132-9999

im waiting for this to arrive.
U jelly?

Hot glue will break, it's not very strong stuff.

>>6967423
Oh my god

I need to get one

>>6967423
Yes. Please enjoy it for my sake.

>>6967423

I got hard just looking at that.

Just bought one of these beauty's last week. Best $200 I've ever spent.

where you buy dat and how u cleans it

>>6967503
This is disgusting.

>>6967095
I don't think a spinning sensation would feel that pleasant.

>>6967503
Is it over 20 lbs of pussy and ass?

>>6967510
Amazon. Throughly with index finger in the shower. Using baby powder to preserve the cyberskin after drying is recommended.

>>6967521
Why yes it is.

Where would I put such a thing.....

What site did you get it from? How do to go about cleaning it?

>>6967503
☆〜（ゝ。∂）

What does en-nls put for the contents on the customs slip?

searched cyberskin on amazon which item did you get?

>>6967552
Put it in your closet and clean it with warm water.

>>6967540
If I order this from amazon what is the box/sticker going to say? Not SEX TOY right right? Plain jane brown box with nothing else right?

>>6967561
They put "toy for baby" on mine.

>>6967552
I live alone so I personally just hide it under my bed in the original case that it came in. I'm sure you can find some better places as it's small enough to fit in a large dresser drawer.

>>6967559
┐(’~`;)┌

>>6967567
http://www.amazon.com/CyberSkin-Vibrating-Perfect-A-Natural/dp/B00187RE5I


The only thing I quite dislike about it is that you can't warm it up as easily as you can with an onahole or fleshlight. You're better off just using warming lube.

>>6967582
lol'd

>>6967588
Tell us about the vibrating function in very good detail please.

these are my favorite threads on /jp/. thanks for the suggestions

I have bought many toys from many places and it has always been fairly plain packaging. I think they know most customers want some form of discretion.

I still live with my parents and there has been many times a package with prostate massagers it whatever has been left on my desk by my mother. No need to worry so much unless your parents will actually open mail addressed to you.

>>6967594
It's basically just 2 medium sized bullet vibrators that you insert in each end. Their decently powerful and do a good job of simulating movement, but the majority of the time I skip putting them in just to make cleanup a lot easier.

>>6967588
One thing I like about fleshlights is I can sit in my chair and make the fleshlight do the work by moving my hand as fast as I want.. With that thing you have to move your hips, position it the right way, and it looks like it'd be hard to relax or pretend to be fucking her with the girl on top. Is there any way around these issues?

http://www.toydemon.com/R-1-A10-Cyclone-Bundle.html
Does anyone have experience with this? Does it synchronize the onahole attachment with the predator drone? Is the wand attachment like being raped by a tentacle?

>>6967619
Not at all. The entire point of it is to simulate the feeling of penetration and thrusting.

It's a much different than the relaxing do-nothing feeling you get from a fleshlight or onahole, but ultimately the climax is much stronger.

>>6967145
When I hear this thing I imagine myself in a Dentist's office run by Prostitutes. Shits scary.

How often do you guys use these toys?

When I got my aneros etc I used then so much for the first couple of weeks but cleaning up every time got old. Now I only use it every week or so, sometimes longer. I got shit all over my bed once too when trying to pull it out which was rather embarrassing.

But with onaholes, is it a daily thing or does it get too rough?

>>6967670
I used to use my fleshlight daily, and it does feel great still, but mainly I used my hand because the end result is always me cumming, and I enjoy the 2 seconds of me cumming more than any prior stimulation. The only thing that really adds to that awesome feeling is not masturbating and saving my semen suply for a few days.. Which has nothing to do with any sex toy.

>>6967709
Fair enough. I'm going to try not to masturbate until my onahole gets here. I average 2-5 times a day so this is going to be some horrible times.

>>6967670
My tenga flip white gets used 2-3 times a week, I've had it a few months now.

I hear the black is firmer, but the white at least has not given me any chafing. I use lube though.

>>6967423
I might have to get one of those.

Any of these companies ships outside of the US and still keeps it confidential?

>>6967790
Who cares? You're not underage and it's all legal. No one sees your credit card stuff anyway. I don't really know what you mean by confidential

If you had to choose between a fleshlight and a tenga which would you I get?

>>6967796

Yeah, I guess you're right.

>>6967790
I'm outside of the US and I said a few posts back, packaging and stuff is always discreet in my experience. I've never had a package that says "vagina in a cup" for customs.

>>6967813
*recommend

>>6967670
I've had my onahole for a year and I use it around 5-6 times a month. It's always amazing, but it's more effort/noise/cleanup than a fap, and I only fap once a day anyway. It's also a loli size model and likes to tear from my big american penis so I'm trying to make it last.

>>6967722
You're not alone, bro. Stay strong.
>>6967821
How loud are the noises? I don't want my family to notice odd noises and break my door down.

>>6967878
They can make loud noises when air escapes (or enters, if you've squeezed it out and there's a vacuum inside). If you're careful there will only be squishy noises. It really depends on how well sound escapes from your room. You might want to do some noise tests with your door shut to see what gets out so you can masturbate with confidence.

Going to buy another onahole.

deciding which ones I should get since I have 17 evo and 7.

http://en-nls.com/pict1-17521-12001110

http://en-nls.com/pict1-18902-12000000

ever thought of trying the glorious American product called... fleshlight?

>>6968359
Slutty grandma hole that only wants your wallet.

>>6968338
I was thinking of getting a Seven. How is it?

>>6967423
Has anyone tried one of these?

I'm worried my dick is too small for a lot of these things. I don't even know how big my dick is but I'm assuming it is small.

Only one way to find out. Hurry up and ship.

>>6969021
I had trouble finding one that allowed me to fully bury my penis inside.

Got myself a Fleshlight.

I've gotten too used to my hands, it takes ages for me to cum using it.

>>6969049
I've heard similar things. Which is why I'm going to take a break before it arrives.

I feel like I may be disappointed to some extent. Do you actually get a better orgasm out of it or is it more of a "leading up to" experience?

My legs shake after using a prostate massager. Hopefully this isn't because I am damaging my body but whatever. If it takes a while to cum with an onahole, using a prostate massager could be awesome. The longer you massage, the better it gets so it could work well together. I want to get a bigger massager. The rude boy just isn't cutting it so I may go for a larger model aneros next order.

>>6969053
Well, when I do actually cum, it feels awesome. It just takes that much longer.

Gonna try a Tenga next, I guess. Need to get a job first, though...

>>6969059
One day when I am drunk and somehow have money, I will buy you guys strange sex toys from amazon wishlists anonymously.

>>6969067
Hah.

>>6969049
Sounds like you have the Death Grip.

>>6969070
Well, it might also be that my cock is just too small. When I take the sleeve out of the holder, and apply some pressure, it goes way faster.

>>6969076
You should order a loli sized onahole.

>>6969111
Yep.

Fuck it, just bought the Aneros Progasm and more lube. I've spent over $200 on sex toys today rather impulsively. Oh well, I'm sure it'll be worth it.

>>6968957
very tight, even if your penis is small, you'll need a decent amount of lubrication to get in. Also extremely easy to clean.

So should I get this one?
http://en-nls.com/pict1-17521-12001110

>>6967552

I have a locking file cabinet, I just put my onahole stuff in the back of the bottom drawer, lock it, and keep the keys elsewhere.

People in my house don't go through my stuff, if they did, I don't care much. My philosophy is "If you go snooping through my stuff and found something you didn't want to find, its your fault."

Has anyone on here ever slept with a prostate massager inside all night? It would have to be an aneros model or something similar I would imagine. I've heard many good things including waking up having dry orgasms.

I have mine in now, laying in bed and it feels good. I'm regularly contracting and my legs feel like jelly. Should I sleep with it or just get it over with?

Either way, I'll be thinking of you, /jp/.

>>6969718
I can't imagine forcing your body to release pleasure chemicals that much being too healthy, shouldn't it kinda backfire and make you at least a bit more accustomed to it, thu decreasing overall quality?

>>6969736
I would tend to agree with you. However, I'm reading this thread http://www.aneros.com/forum/f5/leave-aneros-overnight-15345/ and it seems rather promising. The model I'm using at the moment quite small, probably the ideal size to experiment but I feel on the verge of orgasm already so we'll see how I go.

Hmm, ToyDemon is US only.
I used to have an onahole bought in a local sex shop, but it was overpriced as hell.

Can somebody point me to a good web shop that sells flipholes and ships worldwide, or at least to Eastern Europe?

>>6969947
Toydemon's European branch is Omocha Dreams. They have a link to it on their website.

But e-nls probably has the best deals and they ship worldwide.

I'm having issues cleaning, I use warm water to clean out the cum and most of the oil. But there's always a film of it still left in. I use my T-shirt and just clean it out, but I feel that I'm going to tear it if I keep doing that.

Is there are a more official way to clean?

>>6970092
just use some hand soap

>>6970138
won't the soap eat away at the rubber?

>>6970359
why do you think people use rubber gloves to wash dishes? rubber isn't made of paper man

>>6970359
It should be fine if it is a mild soap. Most things I have read recommend a hand soap. Like from a pump bottle in a bathroom. That is what I use and I haven't had any problems.

>>6970138
Use this.

>>6966785

Confirmed for Chris-Chan.

>>6970363
>>6970363
What the best way to dry it out then? Use a small stick?

>>6971352
If you use a stick with a towel on it, you'll rip the inside. I have a space heater in my bathroom so it keeps my bathroom around 85F, so it dries out eventually.

>>6970092
Why is there oil inside?

>>6971416
So just aerate it then? Not very particular to that idea since I live with some random people and they'd want to know why I jack up the temperature to 85. I'm assuming a air drier would cause warping.

So using any sort of cloth or towel is a bad idea due to damage that can be inflicted?

So, what would /jp/ recommend if I was looking to get one of the more...organic looking holes?

Preferably from a discrete US supplier (I live with 2 roommates -- normals), I don't really want to deal with international shipping, customs delays, and so forth.

inb4 someone snaps their dick off

>>6971801
Just use http://www.en-nls.com/

They get it to you fast and the shipping, while steep doesn't come close to the gouging that domestic. (They charge over double the standard price) Also it's a brown box that like any other package, it doesn't have flashing lights that displays 'SEX TOYS' on it.

The only thing that might happen is if your roommates open your package, then you got more issues than them finding out you ordered a sex toy.

http://en-nls.com/pict1-1089-12001011
I'm getting this one because it doesn't remind me of real women.

>>6971984
I've always wanted to cum inside of those clear ones. I wonder how easily you can see your penis squirting. I'm getting a boner just thinking about it. Damn.

God, the involuntary muscle contractions when using a prostate massager are so blissful it is just insane. It's like a subtle orgasm of bliss that lasts for so long.

>>6969980
Unfortunately, en-nls doesn't ship worldwide. When you register, you can only select your country from a limited list (see http://en-nls.com/page_howtoorder.php).).

In Europe they only ship to 10 countries (Italy, UK, Netherlands, Swiss, Sweden, Spain, Denmark, Germany, France and Ireland).

I ordered a Seven. I'm going to listen to this while I use it.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iCuz2D7br78

>>6971801
seconding en-nls.com

You need paypal to order from the US, just FYI. Also, since you said you live with others, you can request them to put something specific on the invoice. Their default they use is "Toys for baby", but they'll write anything. "Car parts," "computer components," and so forth.

I used to live with others that could be nosy at times, so I when I ordered I had NLS write "Caution - Computer Processor - Keep in static free environments only."

I JUST ordered one of those Tenga egg 6 packs, which has one of each variety. Then some Tenga Real lotion and Durex Massage Oil/Lubricant so I can use it with my boyfriend.

I also ordered a dragon dick some time ago but it hasn't arrived yet. ┐(ٌ◕ˇڡˇ◕)┌

>>6972459
Each of the eggs has a packet of lube inside of it.

>>6972469
I know this. The lube is for other... instruments. I heard it's good stuff.

>>6972492
Right on, was just tossing that out as an FYI.

And yeah, they're both great stuff.

>>6972459
they are only for 1 use? its not very economical
my rubber glove towel flashlight work perfect for almost 2 years
(i use natural sunflower oil as lub)

>>6972459
>I also ordered a dragon dick some time ago but it hasn't arrived yet

oohhh nooooo

>>6972513
I can't imagine getting more than one use out of one.
They feel nice, but they are small, and you can't really fuck them with any real force because the silicone (which very stretchy) is somewhat thin, and tears easily from too much penisforce.

Couple that with the fact that they come with one use worth of lube, it's pretty clear they are meant for one load before the trash can.


On a thread related note, I just ordered these:
http://en-nls.com/pict1-26132-9999
http://en-nls.com/pict1-4828-9999

They should be here by Sunday. I'm going to hold off from masturbating until then.

>>6972513
Have you ever tried making lube out of glycerin and xanthan gum?

>>6966643 has a link on how to, I tried it tonight. It's pretty great.

>>6972587
no, i think mine version is much cheaper, neet version

bump

I'm thinking of ordering this one today.

So how exactly is this different from using a hand?

Bought a cheapo onahole in Japan once and used that shit as soon as I got home. Ended up ripping the entrance of the "vagina" a bit and tried gluing it back together. Not a good idea, ended up scratching my dick and I had to keep rubbing on the rip areas to get rid of all the glue residue.

Ended up dropping more cash on a Meiki no Hinkaku and I've been happy ever since.

Also, where do you guys get lube from? I bought a tube about a year and a half ago and it was the most embarassing thing ever. Lady behind the counter just had the most disappointed look ever.

>>6973646
Just order it online.

Get a fleshlight.

I've fucked my 2-3 times per day for the last 3 YEARS, and it's still just as good as...about a month or so after I bought it. I take care of my toys. Wash it out with shampoo each day, and soak it in isopropyl alcohol (90%) if I plan to not use it for a while.

When I go back, the iso sucks all the water out of it, making it EXTRA fucking tight.

STU best investment I've made in sex toys.
Buy american.

Kind sir, As a girl I can safely say a good alternative is to go to ALOT of Cons.

Girls at cons are usually taken or hunting for meat.
Trust me. I know. =u=;;

Clean, fresh, mountain water is where its at faggot.

>>6973654
Why are you so fat?

>>6973654
Why are you so fat?

>>6975658
Holy shit I nearly hurled all over my keyboard.

No one wants a used up disgusting flesh sack. I would much rather place my trust in the hands of clever polymer chemists and designers, who have created a superior form of masturbation.

>>6975658
It's cheaper in the long run to use rubber than organic.

I'm going to the store for a thermometer, rubbing alcohol, corn starch, and a fifth of whiskey. What are the chances they'll know what's up?

>>6976620
You'll be fine.

I wonder how well sex shops trades go. I would be way too scared to buy these things in person.

>>6972559
I'm going to get that same thing soon. I mostly want one of the Twin onaholes, but I think I'll get two Sevens at the same time since they're so cheap and I liked my first one so much. Ordering sex toys always stresses me out so I'd rather get a bunch at once.

East Yurop fag here. Nobody ships to my country after all ;_;

Sigh, I'll have to turn to a local retailer that charges the equivalent of $180 for a fliphole.
At least they have free shipping.

This thread makes me jealous. I want a prostate massager so bad, but I still live with my parents, don't have money, and don't know how to use mail to order stuff anyway.

>>6976742
well usually it goes like this:

you place an order via credit card or paypal
they send something to your address
you get a package

it's like getting a letter in the mail but bigger.

>>6976742
Are they likely to open your mail? I live with my parents and have a number of things. Alternatively, go and set up your own PO Box.

How do you not know how to order by mail? You just buy the shit and fill in the details on the site.

>>6976752
>>6976755
It's not the "ordering" that I don't know how to do. It's the "receiving". I have know idea how it works here. You mentioned "PO Box". We have those, and I'm scared that the toy would end up in it, because I don't have the key, and I don't know which box it is anyway.

Also, I don't have any credit card.

>>6976767
Where is here?

At my place I either get a little slip saying there is a package for me, or it is left at the door, or I answer the door and a kindly gentlemen hands me the package.

You don't need to use a PO Box at all. I only mentioned it because you could set it up if you parents would open your mail.

As for credit card, you an always send a cheque or money order or borrow your parents (I use my debit card). Most companies bill discreetly too. Aneros billing charge is like "high mountain" or some shit.

>>6976774
>Where is here?
My home and my town.

I can't do it. I can't order anything. They'll find it before me and I'll be humiliated. Fuck me, I'm so incompetent.

they send you the package wherever you tell them to send the package. you know how people put your address on mail and it gets sent to your house? if you want it sent to your house, you give them your home address. if you want it send to your po box, you give them the po box address. if you want it sent to the ups store mailbox, then you give them the ups store mailbox address.

have you never gotten a single letter in your life?

>>6976805
>have you never gotten a single letter in your life?
I have, but it's always my mother that gets it for me. It's her fault if I'm like that today. She's way too overprotective and always did everything for me instead of teaching me.

>>6976819
even my elementary school taught us how to use the mail system

fuck, you can use the internet and learn how the mail system works

>>6976833
She probably had decent parenting.

>>6976819
This is one of those things where stupider people than you do it every day. Just give it a shot and if you figure out a way to fuck up, you know what to do next time. It sounds like there are a lot of other areas where you should take that approach too.

>>6976819
Assuming you're over 18, who cares? It's a perfectly legal product, and if she finds something she doesn't like when she's snooping, maybe she shouldn't be snooping.

Or, barring that, just waste some money and buy a t-shirt or something online. See if she opens it or just tells you a package arrived.

>>6976716
Did your Seven break easily? I'm not expecting it to last long, given its small size and low cost.

>>6977044
Yes, although I only use it weekly, so it's lasted over a year and is only now starting to get tears in bad spots. With daily use I'd guess it would burn out after a couple of months. But I don't know, YMMV (literally, the number of miles your dick travels inside of this onahole may vary).

>>6976991
It's just embarrassing when my family knows about my sexuality. If they see this they'll know that I'm gay and that I like anal.

For some reason I really want this now. I think it's awakened a fetish I didn't know I had but I can't tell what.
http://en-nls.com/pict1-2642-9999

>>6977154
Ah, I understand. Well then, I suggest the dry run I mentioned. Go to some online store, buy a harmless shirt.

If they show no interest in the contents, go for your real prize.

Alright, guys. Which one isn't a bitch to clean and feels the most like magical girl?

I'm serious.

>>6977304
That looks like it would be messy and not any fun on your own. Get some scented bath oils and shave your legs instead.

>>6977378

It makes me mad that the girls on the Seven and Eleven boxes have tits. Look at this, they're enormous. Talk about disrespecting your customer base.

Given how much they improved the Seventeen with its Evo, a Seven Evo would be awesome.

>>6977382
But it's slime! A whole tub of it!

>>6977608
I just had a vision. Pouring that into my hot tub.

It would probably break the whole thing, but it would be awesome.

>>6977419

No shit.... It's a fucking insult.

"Even though it is hard to comment, these shallow labia majora are also made well."

Best comment on the Seven.

>women

>>6978727
Not smart enough to eat less calories than she burns, though.

Jesus, why am I checking the tracking information every 20 minutes?

>>6977419
>>6978578
It's to keep the moralfags off them for making it look like you're fucking a 7 year old girl. Also, it's not like your looking at the box when fucking it you soapsticks.

>>6977419
>>6978578
>complaining about the girl on the box of an onahole having tits
And here I thought the whole autism thing was just a joke.

>>6979149
Tracking the shipping is the most exciting part.

Also, if you live with your parents and want to order one of these, just tell your parents you're expecting a package sometime soon.

>>6979470
It makes me distrustful. If they put such an ugly titty hag on the box, how do I know that this product in any way resembles the vagina of an 11 year old girl?

>>6979489
I suppose you could always spend six months or so traveling around the world, fucking lolis to compare it to the product, then blow yourself up to avoid prison.

>>6979487
I live alone. It just feels like being 7 years old the day before Christmas.