/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Go back to whatever board you come from.

What a coincidence, I happened to google him just now. He's some music artist.

a musician and singer, also a japanophile. has a few good original themes, but he's mostly known for an anniverary disk of Gundam music in english wich the japanese seem to have enjoyed.

he's a mediocre performer who decided to be hip and dark and edgy and post on 4chan for an interview type thing with his fans.

>>>/mu/

he's hilarious

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UUOvnbCtnVQ

What a couple of shitty threads. Where is the Q&A part? All I see is just a bunch of retards spamming pics and dumb pointless posts from start to finish, it physically sickens me just to skim through them.

>>6961540
fuck off. no one cares about that ass faggot shit here, don't bump this garbage. fuck moot and those faggots for making an announcement link trying to be viral about this douche. i didn't even click that shit until i read this stupid fucking thread, i want my time back.

I love how the only posts in those threads coming from /jp/ers are from idolfags desperately trying to pass themselves off as representatives of /jp/.

>idolfags
>thinking they belong in /jp/
>not just parasites sucking up to moot so their threads get privileged treatment

>>6961565

I genuinely feel bad for you if your teen years weren't made up of doing beer bongs to the tune of PARTY HARD.

It's great seeing him still as active and energetic as ever.

>>6961579
Sounds like a living nightmare. I raise you soda pop and 4 nerds playing DnD in a dungeon.

>>6961579
>I genuinely feel bad for you if your teen years weren't made up of doing beer bongs to the tune of PARTY HARD.

Look where you are before spouting shit at people, dumbass.

>>6961579
Go back to /soc/, I bet you'll have a great time posting in those "Rate my cock" threads.

>>6961579
Oh god what have become of /jp/ ?
Why can't I even have ONE normal-free place on the internet ?

>>6961579

What year of Madden was it that Party Hard was in? 2001? It's already been ten fucking years.

>>6961585

Oh hush, nobody here is serious about that RONERY shit.

>>6961583
I raise you D&D with a bunch of adults and two seven year old girls with their father as the DM.

>>6961596
>Oh hush, nobody here is serious about that RONERY shit.

Oh so you were just trolling ? Well, nevermind then.

>>6961597
I don't think that was DnD, mate.

>>6961575
I hope you're trying to insinuate people posting about this douche or praising him are idolfags, instead of attempting to say this faggot is remotely /jp/ related. How do idolfags come into the mix at all? Also, if you're defending this douche, then you've got great company, i.e >>6961579


Why don't you two wonder back to >>>/b/ you fucking trash. Why do you retards think you, or this thing belongs here? The scum who thinks they belong here are _always_ worse than /b/tards invading.

Fuck off with your shit music and viral marketing, no one wants to see this shit.

>>6961600
>>>/mu/15551715

Eat a dick, idolfag.

>>6961596
No, I was playing as a NG fighter with a cursed two handed sword.

>>6961605
>>6961605
Ha, you browse /mu/ and think people dissing this guy are idolfags. I wonder how many times you were dropped on your head, retard boy.

>>6961596
>>6961579

See those? those your company, fuck off /jp/ trash. I not an idolfag, you fucking tool. I don't like idols at all dumb shit, but even so, I think your kind is worse. Go party hard with your fellow "bro" and get the fuck out of /jp/.

>>6961615
>Ha, you browse /mu/ and think people dissing this guy are idolfags.

Congratulations, you understood jack shit of what I said.

ITT

NERD FIGHT

everyone get down, they're gonna cast a magic missile spell

>>6961620
"hey look at me, guys! I'm a retard! you must be an idolfag if you don't like this guy, I'm a true /jp/er not like you idolfags"
Well, you're half right. Idolfags aren't /jp/ers, but neither are _you_.

>>6961596
>>6961579
Take your "bro" and go enjoy your shit taste in music either in /mu/, /b/ or whatever.

>kids angry in the internets

Well the guy seemed to answer, what 10 questions in that shitstorm of a thread. Why did moot sticky it? Someone will have just condensed it. He's about 300 posts into the thread before he answers the first question, and giving him special treatment in contrary to the theory of anonymity 4chan was founded on. I have no problem with important, interesting things being stickied but it can all be condensed into a smaller thread. Man how bad would it be if say a famous seiyuu started posting here? Everyone from other boards would swarm the board and take up home here. I honestly feel that moot should ban anyone who hasn't already posted on /jp/ from ever posting.

>>6961624
Back to /a/

I'd rather have normalfags here than these crybabies that throw temper tantrums every time they see a non-Touhou thread.

>>6961638

>>6961639
You have pretty much all of the internet for that, can't we abnormal people have at least one place for us ?

>>6961639
Who are you talking about? /jp/ was never about just Touhou since it's founding. It's always been about weeaboo NEET lifestyle. Touhou just comprises a large part of that.

Everything about those threads is terrible. I like him though, he's a much better person and honest musician than his party albums suggest.

>>6961639
>I'd rather have normalfags
/jp/ is getting full of normalfags anyway. What does it matter?

Can't we just party and fuck our couch creases like normal people?

>>6961639
>I'm a normalfag who wants to feel apart of /jp/, but whenever I talk about what I like(partying,drugs,bros,women) people get angry. I wish there was more people like me on /jp/
That's what I read. Why don't you go back to whatever you came from. You aren't apart of the club and never wore. You're like that crazy guy who lies to themselves until they believe it's true.

>31 posts and 3 image replies omitted. Click Reply to view.
I wasn't expecting this.

>>6961674
If you made the post then, will you kindly delete it? Normalfaggots are swarming like roaches to this pile of shit.

>>6961672

Sup yRan.

>>6961672

How old are you? There is no "super secret treehouse club" here. That's the point of anonymity - it gets rid of the whole circle jerk community thing and allows people to talk about whatever they want.

>>6961630
>Idolfags aren't /jp/ers

Hurrrrr, have been on the board in a format or another since the board's creation 3 years ago, still autistic faggots who believe they are not /jp/ material.

There is a reason why half of you are completely incapable of functioning in society, fuck's sake.

>>6961722

Shut the fuck up idolfag.

You are the cancer killing /jp/

>>6961717
No, anonymity eliminates identity and encourages everyone to act exactly the same to fit in.

>>6961722

Idolfags think they're better than the rest of /jp/? Seriously?

>>6961717
Yes, but keep it otaku related.
Being a pedophile and dreaming about being a little girl is otaku related, having a girlfriend is not.
Being a hikki NEET is otaku related, having a steady job is not.
Touhou is otaku related, COD4 is not
If normals want to come here, they can. But they need to shut the fuck up about their non otaku life.

kill all idorufaggies scum of /jp/

>>6961736
>Being a pedophile and dreaming about being a little girl is otaku related, having a girlfriend is not.
Fucking retard.

What are you guys getting so upset about? I can't even follow it.

>>6961735
They're essentially idiots who place unrealistic 2D values of perfection on 3D whores.

Are you really surprised?

I think idolfags are fine as long as they condense their shit and stay quiet, which is what they've been doing since the beginning.

>>6961722
This post only proves how normalfags and idolfags are the same scum. Talking about society and how /jp/ should fit into it, yet this delusional retards believes he "fits" in as a /jp/er. Just because your stupid fucking topic isn't regularly spammed anymore, don't go believing you fucking faggots are real /jp/ers.


/jp/ is a club, otherwise you stupid normalfag believe you "belong here" or "you're a true /jp/er". If /jp/ isn't a secret club, then why do you fucking scum feel the need to belong here and shit up the board? You idiots obviously think you're apart of "something" otherwise you wouldn't bother you're apart of /jp/ at all.

>>6961770

Anyone can come here for the content not everyone is interested in how retarded and shitty your life is, NEET circlejerks don't represent /jp/.

>>6961722
This post only proves how normalfags and idolfags are the same scum. Talking about society and how /jp/ should fit into it, yet this delusional retard believes he "fits" in as a /jp/er. Just because your stupid fucking topic isn't regularly spammed anymore, don't go believing you fucking faggots are real /jp/ers.


/jp/ is a club, otherwise you stupid normalfag wouldn't believe you "belong here" or "you're a true /jp/er". If /jp/ isn't a secret club, then why do you scum feel the need to belong here and shit up the board? You idiots obviously think you're apart of "something" otherwise you wouldn't bother thinking you're apart of /jp/ at all.

>>6961749
This thread is really really bad.
It is filled with miserable people on Valentine's day just fuming and lashing out in a bad meta thread.

Anyone who saw the Andrew W.K. thread pop up for literally an hour, he didn't answer any questions and then posted gifs and that was the end of it.

There is nothing else to see there but the notion of artists posting on /mu/ is sort of interesting and tests the nature of discussion, as you can see on /mu/ it failed pretty bad. I don't think he really intended to gauge anyone, probably just a little idea Moot threw together because they had met up.

This thread is just truly pathetic bickering over some shit that shouldn't be even presented as a discussion on /jp/

STUPID DUMB
IDOLFAG SCUM

>>6961785
>why do you scum feel the need to belong here and shit up the board?

>>6961783
Yeah, this thread is your "contribution" and you wonder why no one wants you here. Go to some random forum somewhere and hang out with your kind. New content isn't posted on /jp/, you must be an idolfag or a retard to find your "content" on /jp/. Nothing on this board isn't a repost except NEET related topics.

>>6961785
>Just because your stupid fucking topic isn't regularly spammed anymore

Oh are you directing taking responsibility for what forced captcha to be implemented?

Watch out for the internet tough guy brigade, /jp/

sage for shit thread about some faggot

>>6961808

I don't like idols and that was my first post. You are the little angry faggot that has contributed the most to this thread.

>>6961809
Did I hit a nerve, scum idolfag? Remember your kind isn't welcome here and you aren't a /jp/er. Loving random 3d whores you'll never interact with and your kind serious believes you're welcome here, ha.

>>6961838

You are acting like an angry 15 year old, get out. Real /jp/ers don't act like you do.

Take your faggy attitude back >>>/b/

Fucking Idols getting TOLD - I think it's about time for you to make the great migration to >>>/mu/

I wish I were a mod and could ban all of you off the face of /jp/.

Talk more shit about idolfags, guys.

whooooooo~

screechy little thread you guys have here

>>6962285
Go be a teenager somewhere else.

Can someone explain to me what an "idolfag" is? I'm not very good at English.

>Idolfags

>Andrew W.K. ## PARTY HARD
>Idolfags

wat

>>6962351
Wota. Not even the junior idol wota, either.

>>6961651

>can't we abnormal people have at least one place for us ?

No. Do that on your own time or with your own more secretive community.

>>6962465
Secretive places are just for nromals who want to feel special.

>>6962465
Shut the fuck up idolfag scum. I wish that retard spamming copy&paste would start nailing dumbscum idolfags, they're getting worse than /b/ raids lately. The only weeaboo scum we've got on this board is you idolfags who want those yellow skinned slant eyes. You us all look bad, fuck off.

Holy shit, is /jp/ having a civil war?

Spammer-san, where art thou ?

I never noticed the hate between the idolfags and the other /jp/ers, maybe because nobody mentions it. its like two gangs living on the same block but they never talk to each other.

>>6962496
They're like a whole other board inside /jp/.
It's kinda like the Israël/Palestine situation except instead of jews and sandniggers we have wapanese faggots and directionless pedophiles.

What's an idolfag? Serious question.

>>6962496
>and the other /jp/ers,
The people starting the fights in here don't represent other /jp/ers'. Idolfriends have no problems with /jp/,
just the pack of spam wielding tyrants who attempt to determine what they think should be on /jp/.

It's the same misguided and bannable argument three years ago as it is now. Sage and reported.

>>6962531
Idolfags shit up the board, and of course they don't have a "problem" with /jp/ because /jp/ kicked their teeth in. They don't want any trouble, but lately you faggots have been getting out of control since you haven't tasted the pain of being spammed.

Idolers are the garbage moot let laying around and hasn't cleaned up.

were idolfags always on /jp/? what did the old /jp/ers think of them.

>>6962543

Mods didn't want to kick them out so there was no choice but to tolerate them ONLY because they were able to keep their shit in one thread.

>>6962542

You are literally a fucking retards. I'm not even using that insult lightly, you have some sort of brain malfunction. Why are you such an idiot? I don't even need to form any sort of argument against you, just look at your post. Look at it and tell me there isn't anything wrong with you. Jesus fucking Christ.

>>6962543
no one cared

>>6962543
They got their threads image spammed and constantly cried to moot begging him to allow their threads here. Idolfags knew their place and knew they were hated, but had no where else to go. Lately though dumb scum idolers have been getting uppity. Like fucking idiot who thinks he's a /jp/er, yet is talking about how /jp/ should fit into society.

This is how /jp/ers feel about idolers.

>>6962543
They got spammed with boats

How the fuck did I allow this travesty of a thread to go on?

>>6962560
oh so its like how Germany was after ww1 but then Hitler came and started to try rising up and breaking the laws. so there kinda like Neo-idolfags?

>>6962543

I've been on /jp/ for 1 year i know everything about everything, idolfags are not /jp/ related because they liek 3D i still have a retarded quasi-/a/ mentality and i hate real girls xD, LOL 3DPD, also Eksopl-sama said that jaypee is NEET and hikikomori/general, all tripfags on /jp/ are the most distinguished members of this board, if Eksopl-sama and his little group of friend don't liek idols that means real /jp/ers don't like idols, ok, we only talk about Sanae is a slut xD and shitty and boring VN's, jaypee is legion, we do not forgive and do not forget i will persecute this idolfags until the end of the world and learN that they are not welcome in my faggy secret internet club. Don't dare disagree me, if you do you are clearly from /v/b/a/ or a nasty idolfag.

True NEET for lyfe xDDDD

>>6962560
Please don't post that image.

>>6962564
I WAITED FOR YOU SPAMMER-KUN

Picture your consciousness as a galaxy of stars, revolving around a supermassive black hole, the gravity of which anchors it in reality.

Now, imagine that supermassive black hole swelling enormously in size, growing and expanding until it devours all the stars in the entire galaxy.

This is what tanasinn is like.

>>6962564
You don't allow anything e-vigilante. Go back to >>>/a/ you obviously haven't been here very long. No one liked the spammers from 2 years ago, why do you think we hadn't had them. Oh, you weren't even around when that a problem. What a fucking hero you are, thanks for saving /jp/ newfag.

Tenshi thread!
Tenshi thread!
Tenshi thread!
Tenshi thread!

Picture, if you will, an infinite number of monkeys. Each monkey is seated at a typewriter. Row upon row upon endless row of typewriters, stretching out into an unfathomable white infinity. These monkeys will, at random, strike keys on their typewriter with their clumsy simian hands and feet for the rest of eternity or until they produce the complete works of William Shakespeare, which ever comes first.
Now imagine a monkey drinking it's own urine.

That is what tanasinn is like.

>>6962564

OH LOOK I'M A SPAMMER xDDD gib attenssion plox

Imagine a giant penis flying towards your mouth, and there's nothing you can do about it. And you're like "Oh man, I'm gonna have to suck this thing", and you brace yourself to suck this giant penis. But then, at the last moment, it changes trajectory and hits you in the eye. You think to yourself "Well, at least I got that out of the way", but then the giant penis rears back and stabs your eye again, and again, and again. Eventually, this giant penis is penetrating your gray matter, and you begin to lose control of your motor skills. That's when the giant penis slaps you across the cheek, causing you to fall out of your chair. Unable to move and at your most vulnerable, the giant penis finally lodges itself in your anus, where it rests uncomfortably for 4, maybe 5 hours. That's what tanasinn is like.

Picture in your mind a massive yellow phone book.

In this phone book is a name, number and address for every human being alive, that has ever lived, and ever will live, along with an equivalent number of pages in the business directory.

This phone book is on an old wooden table in a concrete room with no doors or windows.

You are trapped in the room and have a compulsion to read the phone book. You have now read through it cover-to-cover five-thousand, seven-hundred, thirty-one times. Your hands are pale from the lack of sunlight. Your hands are covered in scars from paper cuts. Your hands resemble the surface of Europa. You reach for the phone book one more time and flip through the pages like a picture book. As you flip through the pages at high-speed, the names and numbers form an image of yourself, staring back at you with a corrupted smile. The skin on your hands is now in shreds, the razor edges of the phone book having revealed bare bone, to which you are oblivious as you watch images dance on thin, colored-coded pages.

You have now flipped through the book eleven-thousand, eight-hundred, sixty-eight times.

This is what tanasinn is like.

>idolfags

Lets hate uminekofags too!

Nobody is replying to this thread anymore and you both look akward as fuck for being so fucking retarded, little pieces of shit.

Hurr i'm spamming to save /jp/ xD

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>>6962610
You and the person before just replied. Who is retarded again?

I want to be the best, there ever was
To beat all the rest, yeah that's my cause!

Radiatore, Pipe, Barbina, Manti
Quadrefiore, Rigate, Fiori, Pici
Stelle, Orzo, Pearl Pasta, Ditali
Pastina, Mezzelune, Fregula, Ravioli!

Cook'em, Cook'em, gotta' cook'em all!
Gotta cook'em all!
Pasta!

I'll search across the land, look far and wide
Release from my hand, the power that's inside!

Shinji...I don't get why he gets all the hate on /jp/. FSN is just written to make him out as the bad guy, when really he's no worse than any of the 'protagonists' and a better person than most of them.

What are the main complaints? He raped Sakura and stole Rider to use in the war?

Okay, let's get this straight. He never fucking raped Sakura. He never did it. He never did it. He never did it. He never did it. He fucked Sakura.

Let me ask you this. WHO IN THE GAME DIDN'T FUCK SAKURA? You can't even name one fucking character who hasn't plugged her loose cunt! She is the kind of bitch who will act like she doesn't want it when she really does. She'll say No! while having multiple orgasms. Shinji knew this, he's a fucking ladies man. He knows what filthy whores like Sakura want.

And there's this other big bitch you guys have with him. He supposedly stole Rider and used her in the war for his own greed.

Objection! He was worried about his one and only precious sister. Is keeping your loved ones from a brutal war so wrong? When Shirou does the same thing to Saber it's like 'oh he's so manly', but when Shinji does it it's wrong? He just wanted to protect Sakura. He probably was going to use his Holy Grail wish to tighten her cunt back up or cure her syphilis or something.

The story was written to make that faggot Shirou look good. Objectively, Shinji is a far better character than Shirou. At least he has the balls to take action decisively instead of dicking around like Shirou, and if he weren't stuck with the weak ass servant Rider and no plothax he probably would have won the war.

>>6962610
Make sure you report these dumb faggots for spam. Seriously, what is wrong with /jp/. Newfags are spamming like they're the heroes of /jp/, what the fuck.

>>6962606
You serious? umishitkofans are hated too, obviously. You guys are idiots from after the split from /a/ who got lost here. Luckily once 8 is finished/translated you guys will die out. Probably not though, you'll probably be like type-moon fans and have these same threads 10 years from now about umineko.

>>6962629
Goddamn that is beautiful.

>>6962647
Not tenshi, or the exact style but still sorta similar and nice too.

>>6962635
/jp/ = /a/.
Look on figure threads - strike witches, bakemonogatari, railgun everywhere. People watch it, same people "from" /a/.

who the HELL is he? what the HELL is he famous 4? >__>

Start with a cage containing five monkey. Inside the cage, hang a banana on a string and place a set of stairs under it. Before long, one of the monkeys will go to the stairs and start to climb towards the banana. As soon as he touches the stairs, all of the monkeys are sprayed with cold water.

After a while, another monkey makes an attempt with the same result, then, all of the monkeys are sprayed with cold water. Pretty soon, none of the monkeys will try to climb the stairs. Now, put away the cold water. Remove one monkey from the cage and replace it with a new one. The new monkey sees the banana and wants to climb the stairs. To his surprise and horror, all of the other monkeys attack him. After another attempt and attack, he knows that if he tries to clumb the stairs, he will be assaulted.

Next, remove another of the original five monkeys and replace it with a new one. The newcomer goes to the stairs and is attacked. The previous newcomer takes part in the punishment with enthusiasm! Likewise, replace a third originial monkey with a new one, then a fourth, and then a fifth. Every time the newest monkey takes to the stairs, he is attacked. Most of the monkeys that are beating him have no idea why they were not permitted to clumb the stairs, or why they are participating in the beating of the newest monkey.

After replacing all the original monkeys, none of the remaining monkeys have ever been sprayed with cold water. Nevertheless, no monkey ever again approaches the stairs to try for the banana. Why not?

Because Otaku Culture.

One day, Mokou was out shopping with the neet. They drank a lot of lemonade and had to piss, so they went to the bathroom together. While Mokou was doing her business, the neet stuck her head under the stall divider.

"So what do you think of that new dress? Shit is so cash, right?"

"Kaguya, you can't do that!" Mokou screamed. "Get out!"

Mokou started kicking the neet in the face, but the neet braved the pain and slithered under the divider and into the spacious stall. The neet carefully squirmed her arm under Mokou's leg and began to finger her. This caused Mokou's piss stream to intensify, a golden torrent rivaling a fire hydrant. The piss was powerful enough to knock down the stall door, sending it crashing into the far wall. Picking Mokou up by her underarms, the neet carried her around as a mobile piss cannon, blasting holes in walls and ripping apart innocent shoppers in a wall of hot urine. When Mokou was finally exhausted, the pair stood in the ruins of the mall, knee--deep in a golden lake. Piss mixed with shoppers' blood rained down from what was left of the ceiling. Too embarrassed to even move, she offered no resistance as the neet shoved her head underwater and drowned Mokou in her own piss. The neet whipped out her cell phone and called Cirno, informing the fairy of a whole new lake that just formed that she can play in.

And they named it FINLAND

I had a strange dream the other day. I was riding the bus when all of a sudden this huge black snake head with retarded-looking eyes pops through the window and screams loudly "HAVE YOU READ YOUR SICP TODAY?" The bus had just stopped beside the library, and I ran inside as quickly as possible; the snake head was now chasing me around as I frantically searched for the legendary book among the shelves. I spotted the distinctive blue cover and ran toward it, the huge head inches from my ass. With great force I pulled the book from the shelf and instinctively directed it at the black head which by now was dripping with saliva at the mouth. It disappeared as it made contact with the book, disintegrating into a flurry of glowing parentheses.

I just sat there dazed for a few seconds, watching the feathery parehtneses slowly become smaller and fade away into nothingness. Slowly, I stood up, still clutching the purple book. I wondered about what I should do with it, then decided to put it back on the shelf. After doing so, I walked back out to the exit and boarded a bus, for where I did not know. The bus driver looked strangely familiar as I dropped the coins into the farebox;

"HAVE YOU READ YOUR SICP TODAY?" he suddenly yelled at me. Oh fuck, I thought to myself. Now I knew why he looked so familiar: He was The Sussman!

Ok guys, I know it's funny to re-read those old pasta but the thing is, people don't realize the work that goes into properly doing copypasta. They think copypasta is something that slackers can do, or faggots, or assholes. It's not true. Copypasta is a dying artform and if you don't see that, I don't know what's wrong with you.

First of all, you sacrifice spending real time on /jp/. You can't participate as much as you'd like to because you're so busy doing copypasta that you can't. As a result, you miss a lot of really great threads. Still, it's a sacrifice, so you do it.

There's also the problem of "Flood detected". This message can really hurt your progress. You should try to get your copypasta into every active thread and if you have to sit there waiting before the flood period is over, you lose valuable time. This is also very difficult.

Also, picking which threads should get a copypasta first are sort of difficult. There are threads that don't stay on the first page for very long, so you may be missing some of the more prominent threads. Of course, you should try to hit them all, but for the desire effect, you need to get into bigger threads quickly.

Finally, there's the moral problem. One thing about copypasta is that sometimes it feels good, but sometimes it feels bad.

BTW, this wasn't a copypasta, I just typed it out.

so much mad from everyone

spam-kun

Anonymous does not really believe that 3D is Pig Disgusting. Rather, Anonymous is

the perfect tsundere. He has been jaded by painful experiences in the past, and

feigns indifference or disgust to protect himself from being hurt again. But peel

away the tsuntsun mask, and you'll see that there is a vulnerable deredere core

yearning to see the light of the day and receive acknowledgment and acceptance

from others.

Indeed, every time Anonymous sees a girl that is even slightly interesting, in his

own mind he has probably already planned their wedding and named their children

before his tsun side catches up to him a few seconds later and rationalizes a

hundred reasons why he shouldn't talk to her. For reasons of pride or shame or

somewhere in between, he has to reject her before she ever has the opportunity to

do so to him. That way he doesn't have to risk being hurt.

Unsure of whether I was losing my mind, or that i've already lost it, I meanwhile formed a conjecture that I had actually found a portal to another dimension. The origin of the compulsions which led me to enter this brothel mystified me, but nonetheless I find myself here. The reasons are irrelevant.

A woman who I assume to be the Madam of the place directed me to enter a waiting room. The forcefulness with which her red-glossed talon pointed at the door gave me a shocking compulsion jolting my legs to move. Before I knew it, I found myself in this tiny cubicle. Theres hardly any space, I can't even sit down. 555...

My mind swarmed with questions, such as what compulsion led me to enter this dingy, horse-breath cubicle. Before I knew it, there was one other man standing beside me. I subterfugously slide my eyes to the side, drawing in the detail of this man from the edge of my vision.

He was wearing a weather-worn leather trenchcoat. His hair was a matt black, untidy like bed hair, while his face was honest and sanguine, covered in stubble. His eyes squinted against a non-existent rain, and behind them stared two dark pupils.

I must have been completely engorged with drawing in his image, because I realise I had turned to face him directly. When he had noticed, he startled for a moment, then with lightning speed, dashed off to my side on the edge of my vision.

He cleared his through. "Ahem. Chances are you probably know why I am here. Im here to relay to you a very important message."

I turned to face him so I could say "No, I don't, just who're you?" but before I could, he again sidestepped to the periphery of my vision.

>>6962759
"Somewhere in an alternate universe your waifu dreams about you, her husbando. "
Those words struck me with a certain heaviness, like they were truly profound words of meaning. For a split second I was taken aback my the sheer power of them. But then questions intruded my thought. Who was this guy? And more importantly, how did he know my lifestyle? Why was he talking like a 4chan otaku?

I moved my hand out to hold him on the shoulder, so he would stay in place. Moments before my hand touched his coat, he swooped downwards, slid between my legs and reappeared behind me. His face touched mine, his stubble bristling against my ear, I could feel a greasy warmth from his skin. Rattling a string of words like a machine gun, he said "She frequents a board very much like this one and she posts pictures of you, In this dimension you are a star of your very own slice of life anime.
She has a folder on her computer dedicated to you, it is over 10 GB big and has every conceivable fan art, rule 34, and picture related to you, She sleeps with a tear stained body pillow with your image on it, She is madly in love with you and only you."

Already he had scuttled out of the cubicle and left. I futilely cried out "Who are you! Why are you telling me this!". It was useless.

But then, from behind the door, a voice. That man, as a departing remark, opined "You are loved, mai.". And then, his head comically popped from the side of door and smiled at me. I hadn't noticed it before, but his lips were curved oddly, in the shape of a three. It was kind of funny, but also genuinely well-meaning. A contortionist perhaps? Or a congenital defect such as cleft lip?

To this day, these strange events that occured the night I entered that brothel have never left me.

>>6962754
Are you getting banned? I hope so. Spammers aren't welcome here. It was only ever acceptable when they were spamming idol threads. Wonder why no one has been spamming the last 2 years? Nope? I see, you weren't even around when people were spamming on /jp/.

>>6962765
> no one has been spamming the last 2 years
wat

>>6962765
in all seriousness.
all complete seriousness, as in: no more memes or witty comebacks.
all of that shit aside, completely serious right now.
if I had a gun with one bullet, and you were standing in front of me.
but next to you, was Hitler, alive again and ready to kill another 7 million or so Jews.
Honestly, I would shoot you. I really would. Why you're even on /b/ is something I really would like to know. I want to know how you managed to stumble into this place, and who told you about this secret place of the internet.

Honestly, you're the sole reason /b/ is full of fail nowadays. It would give me great pleasure to know that before I left, I could at least convince one idiot to leave this place for those with a positive IQ.

So please, in all seriousness, just leave this place and never return

>>6962770
The last time people were spamming images in threads they didn't like was that faggot KoG in like 2008. No one has done what this newfag is trying to do in the last 2 years. I mean spamming as in "cleansing" the board or just spamming topics you don't like. The war against the janitor doesn't count.

>>6962785
Are you honestly trying to put this at a level below the constant stream of spam we had against the janitor? Are you flat out retarded?

>>6962785
yea no

>>6962790
>>6962789
You two kids don't like the truth? The spam with the janitor was spam against the entire board/janitor, it was not an e-vigilante "cleaning up" topics he doesn't like. If you're trying to get into semantics, then you're stupid as shit and can barely understand English. If you're trying to argue people have been spamming like they did two years ago, then you weren't here you dumb fucking newfag.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GOfe1bX8bII

This and all his other songs about Partying. All you need to know about Andrew W.K.

>>6962801
yea yea youre dumb new and buttmad whatever

>>6962823
How frustrated are you I called you out? You must be from /v/ or something. "no u" goes to >>>/v/. This board hasn't had e-vigilantes for 2 years, son. Can't articulate anything, baby? Maybe later you'll learn English. I don't think you can even understand what I'm typing.