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Happy Valentine's Day, /jp/. Hope you plan to take it easy today.

>> No.6959079

Saber ;_;

>> No.6959080

I definitely think this will be one of those days where I stay of /jp/.

>> No.6959093
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I plan to take it very easy today. Pic pretty much what I got planned.

>> No.6959099

No one cares about about Valentine's Day where I live, but I'll most likely avoid /jp/ today.

Nice gesture though.

>> No.6959100

>>6959093

Re-posting images that are like three years old? Way to to fill your day.

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>>6959080
I agree. Today only just started, but it is obvious how things will turn out today.

>> No.6959122

I thought today was going to be shit. But I took a trip into town, ate some sushi, spent some time at the Russian tea house and now I feel good. It's surprising how much having a pretty waitress smile at you helps you out, even if she is being paid to do it.

>> No.6959143

If I could take those chocolates, they would be the first Valentines day gift I ever received.

Saber... I want to take your gift but I can't because it's a picture...

;_;

>> No.6959152

>>6959143

And here we have it. I would love to see something top this post in pure shittyness.

Looking forward to it.

>> No.6959153

I wonder if there are normalfags who do this shit, too. Take their girlfriend out to a nice restaurant, give her chocolate, but then the most important part to him is taking pictures and blogging about it all.

>> No.6959158

Another year down, no women. Well, at least I still have you guys /jp/.

>> No.6959165

>>6959153
I wonder if there are normalfags who do this shit, too. They breathe, sleep, eat, but then the most important part to him is taking a dump.

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>>6959158

FOREVER ALONE TOGETHER

>> No.6959186

Can't believe someone on /jp/ got their own chocolates. God damn.

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>>6959158

>> No.6959222
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6959222

I wonder if it would be noticed to go to work drunk...

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>>6959222

Depends HOW drunk. Keep having a little during the day discreetly to keep the buzz, but don't get sloppy. You're looking for the border of tipsy, and keeping a hand on that line while hanging over the far side of it.

Do that and you won't get caught.

>> No.6959242

I've already got my shit planned out for tomorrow with Sanae. Will be glorious after midterms are over tomorrow.

>> No.6959245

Its still not valentine's day for another 2 hours or so here but I plan on going to class and spending the rest of the day on /jp/ in my over sized shirt and thigh highs.

>> No.6959249
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setting up the little excalibur was pretty complicated

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6959251

Well, the other thread 404'd for whatever reason.

Anyways, reuploading whatever I saved. Happy Valentines, I guess.

>> No.6959259

This morning I was digging through some old stuff and I found a photo of me as a kid getting a big kiss off my slightly older cousin. It's from 1995. I haven't touched a girl since.

>NoNot have

>> No.6959264

>6959181
>the crappy quickly cobbled together pictures of them holding up a half-eaten butterfinger?
Yes. Keep those out. Along with those treating it like a joke.

>> No.6959265

happy valentine's day!!

>> No.6959270
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>>6959251

OP was lazy and all he bought was some cheap heart-shaped chocolates. There is no love in that one. I liked your thread more.

This is like Suh getting fined for this hit on Cutler.

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Oh, and note, I didn't delete the other thread.

To the anon that was offering to do the collage, our Mumble may be taking it on ourselves to do it, if we can get a substantial amount of pictures.

>> No.6959295
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6959295

I didn't even know it was Valentine's day. Marisa is going to be SUPER PISSED...

>> No.6959299

>>6959270

helmet to helmet brings fines every time

>> No.6959300

>>6959283
And quality images. It would be pointless if they were worse than the one from last year.

>> No.6959311
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6959311

I wrote a poem for mai waifu, Haman-sama, for Valentines Day. It's a little silly but I like it nonetheless.

Gelgoogs are red,
Hizacks are blue,
The Earth Sphere
Will soon be conquered by you~

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>>6959295
You do now, go make one of these
http://www.thedrunkenmoogle.com/post/1457156788/stardust-reverie-touhou-marisa-kirisame

>> No.6959331

You know why all the previous desktop thread with food before 2009 has no shitstorm?
People genuinely post it because they care aboutlove. Not this retarded QUALITY picture only.
Being in some stupid collage is not a status symbol. Easymodo already archived everything so doing it just to make sankaku frontpage is dumb.

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>>6959299

No, sir, there's no helmet-to-helmet contact there. Hochuli said it was a forearm to the back of the head but Hochuli is an idiot, so yeah.

It was an awful call and the fine only made it worse.

This one makes me happy.

>> No.6959359

Happy VD all.

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>>6959359
although I don't enjoy venerial diseases as much as you do, happy valentines day.

>> No.6959372

>>6959359

>You will never feel it burn when you pee, /jp/.

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>>6959372
Really now?

>> No.6959412

>>6959372
I have but it's never sex-related of course

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>>6959311
I think it's pretty good

>> No.6959423

I was planning to drink to excess, but taking it easy is fine too, I guess. We'll see.

>> No.6959443
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6959443

Drink. Don't drink. Whatever. When you're ready I'll be here for MY Valentine's Day surprise!

>> No.6959443,1 [INTERNAL] 

Meido please delete this thread

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>>6959408

I'm not sure what you're getting at. Mokou's a clean girl and if it burns when you pee you're pissing in all the wrong places.

>>6959412

Well, that sucks.

>> No.6959461,1 [INTERNAL] 

>>6959408
This post pisses me off for some reason I can't exactly explain it but I am just filled with anger right now because of it.

>> No.6959566
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6959566

Hey, All day, hey... I'm curious. Do you and Momiji have a song? I'd like to know what it is if you do.

>> No.6959568

Looks like even Zun is in the spirit;

"バレンタインぐらいおちょこで一杯かねぇ"

From his twitter.

>> No.6959599

>>6959566
A song? Hmm.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MooDWBIGxnw

It's very fitting, no?

>> No.6959599,1 [INTERNAL] 

>>6959461,1
Take'r easy now.

>> No.6959644
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>>6959599

I was expecting something like a ballad or something but that's fine, too.

Here's mine, if you're interested.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3fPQC4eRJuk

Sparkling, clear, and lovely. She's my lady.

>> No.6959695

>>6959544
Good choice, I always enjoyed Styx.

Anyways, I sleep now.

>> No.6959939

Happy Valentine's Day everyone! Got my chocolates just now, this day rocks!

>> No.6959949

I plan on repeatedly masturbating throughout the day. I don't know if I should try to set a personal record for how many times I can reach orgasm or for how long I can edge. Which would you do? I definitely enjoy the feeling of edging, holding my engored member in my hand and feeling it twitch and seeing it leak, but I also like the feeling of orgasm.

I also like the mentality that comes with edging. Seems a lot more perverted and I like that. I think I'll edge for as long as I can tomorrow.

>> No.6959951

>>6959949
>try to set a personal record for how long I can edge
That sounds like an awesome time, anon. I think I might take that up myself.

Have fun. Let's take it easy all day together, /jp/

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6960043

What if I don't want to take it easy?

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>>6960043
Have a chilled beer.

>> No.6960054

>>6959949
If you edge too much your cum will solidify in your penis tube.

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i came here for photos of chocolate beeing fed to monitors and what is this

i hope at least 2chan won't disappoint me

>> No.6960310

i came here for photos of chocolate beeing fed to monitors and what is this

i hope at least 2chan won't disappoint me

>> No.6960312
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From last year. Tonight I might make a new one.

>> No.6960328
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I said I wasn't doing much for today because it was supposed to be a surprise. I had to talk to a delivery man who was trying to be funny in the freezing cold and pay him actual money at 7:00 A.M. How deep is your love, /jp/? A dozen red roses for my lady of the morning.

It's not breakfast in bed but I'm sure it's appreciated. I love you, my darling Aya. Happy Valentine's Day.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c0vHWcg1M2c

What the hell am I supposed to do with them now?

>> No.6960334

>>6960328
You better be getting some delicious chocolate puke in return for this.

>> No.6960336

I have no one to celebrate with, but that's fine. I just want to relax.

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>>6960334

A gentleman doesn't "kiss" and tell, Anonymous. Your sentiments are appreciated, though, I assure you.

>> No.6960347

Keep it to yourselves faggots. It's almost like you're doing it to be ironic.

>> No.6960348

>>6960328
my jaw just dropped to the ground.
and i though me baking a chocolate cake for Miku was a huge sacrifice.

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>>6960348

I think baking a cake, although a bit cheaper, requires more effort. If you bake it with love you need not be discouraged, Anonymous.

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I decided to actually make her a bouquet this year. We're going out stargazing after this, it's a perfectly clear night for it.

>> No.6960381

My day so far consisted of petting my cats and reminiscing about that one time when I pursued a 3D girl.

;_;

>> No.6960401

>>6960378

Your devotion is apparent and commendable, Anonymous. A regular good-old fashioned lover boy.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rhqM_oyWGJ8

>> No.6960467

So I strolled on over to /a/ and lo and behold there's threads of people posting their "waifus", often from the current season and usually accompanied by some packaged snack food. I know not all of /jp/ gets into the whole Valentines thing, but I'm glad that those of you who do actually show a bit of effort.

>> No.6960475

>>6960467
But can we agree that the whole deal about picking one waifu to stay with for the rest of your life is mostly an /a/ thing? It seems like a semi-normalfag thing to me, since they're basically doing their best to emulate a 3D relationship, instead of just forgetting about it and enjoying the freedom the 2D world has to offer, like the freedom to go for whatever girl you want at any time without needing to feel bad.

Since this is /jp/, where the groupthink of /a/ isn't supposed to apply, I hope that someone will agree with me on this.

>> No.6960491

>>6960475
I can't say I do agree with you, but I don't begrudge you your views on the matter. I don't think there's anything wrong with going for whatever girl takes your fancy at that moment, but I wouldn't give her the waifu tag, which to me implies something more long-lived. People should enjoy the 2D world in whatever way they think best, whether that be by devoting themselves to one character or spreading out their options.

>> No.6960501

>>6960475
Well, emulating relationships isn't per se bad. Emulating them badly on the other hand...

>> No.6960512
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I CAN'T TAKE IT EASY WITHOUT A CASTER ROUTE

>> No.6960513

>>6960475
Most of /a/ doesn't even follow that anyway. It's really that there are a few competing groups of thought as to what a waifu is to a person and how you should treat her, and yet everyone expects everyone else to agree with them.

>> No.6960518

>>6960491
I don't mind when other people do it and manage to do it well. In fact, it makes me happy when I see a picture from someone I remember from a previous year, and knowing that their feelings are so strong that they still haven't faded at all after the year. I just think that it shouldn't be the standard, and that you should be treated like some kind of slut if you don't wish to settle down with a waifu.

>> No.6960529

>>6960518
We can agree on that then. Long-term commitment isn't everyone's cup of tea and there's nothing wrong with that.

>> No.6960533

>>6960475
Personally I've had the same waifu for 4 years now. Though I do not seek to impose my preferences to others.

>> No.6960535

>>6960475
>the freedom to go for whatever girl you want at any time without needing to feel bad.
what about people who have multiple waifus?

i dunno, i think it's natural than when you really like a character you do all this waifu stuff. also lots of people here and on /a/ are autistics who just tend to get obsessed over one thing in general so it's even more natural for them. anyway i'm sure most of these guys don't consciously try to emulate a 3D relationship, just do what they feel like.

>> No.6960536

You know, I'm pretty sure about the whole waifu thing, it's not to be taken to the direct literal street-level sense. I do it for fun, but do you actually expect me to take a dakimakura of my waifu out onto the streets and literally emulate a 3D relationship? Hell no.

But when events like this arises that I can participate in the sanctuary of my private home, do I? Why the hell not? It's fun, and it's bonus marks when people, many of them in fact, actually see us as literally having a relationship with our waifus when in fact they are objects of our affection that we are willing to do things farther than others because others are too insecure to do so.

TL;DR, you're retarded for taking this at the face-level, and you should realize that despite the fact that we say things that make you think we're taking things seriously, it's all in good fun.

>> No.6960541

>>6960536
Pretty much. A waifu was never supposed to be a really serious thing. It was just a girl whose traits you wanted in a partner.

>> No.6960544

>>6960535
With /a/, I don't think it's coming naturally, since they're insulting people for doing things their own way, even though they have no good reason it should be done their way.

>> No.6960547

>>6960536
>despite the fact that we say things that make you think we're taking things seriously, it's all in good fun.
rationalization.jpg

>> No.6960550

>>6960536
>>6960541

I think you should speak for yourselves.

>> No.6960551

I'm going to get all kinds of fucked up.
Drugs are my one true love.

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>> No.6960560

>>6960550
Actually, I am speaking for myself. I am that "waifufag" that you speak of. And I am sad to see people who actually believe in what we say at the literal level. I am sad to see how you have lost common sense. I am sad to see how gullible you are. I am sad to see you constrained to regular modes of humor and fun. I am sad to see that you are unable to appreciate a quirkier sense of humor and fun. I am sad to see that you actively deny something that someone does for fun. I am sad to imagine that you might possibly want to engage in acts of fun such as ours, but are unwilling to do so because you restrain yourself.

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>>6960536
>I do it for fun, but do you actually expect me to take a dakimakura of my waifu out onto the streets and literally emulate a 3D relationship? Hell no.
Hahahaha a wannabe.
You are clearly not dedicated enough. Just stick with 3D.

>> No.6960563

>>6960557
did your hand just enter 2D
...
wtf am i looking at

>> No.6960565

>>6960562
Stop pretending...

>> No.6960567

>>6960562
Well, if I had a dakimakura, I would rethink what I said...

Protip: if you people think what the person I quoted and what I am saying is literal, you're doing it wrong.

>> No.6960569

>>6960536
I agree that it's mainly for fun, since it would be completely pointless if it wasn't enjoyable, but it's idiocy to treat it like a joke. There's nothing weird about developing deep emotional feelings for a fictional character and having a few habits or routines to express those feelings. While it's possible to have some light-hearted humor regarding it, don't even try to imply that no one has any genuine feeling for their waifu.

>> No.6960570

>>6960565

>Stop pretending...
>/jp/

>> No.6960573

>>6960569

This is what I meant with >>6960550

>> No.6960581

Shit, /jp/ and /a/ are full of autistics.

I really want a board full of anti-social people who don't whine about and shit up the board with ronery and waifu garbage.

>> No.6960582

>>6960565
>stop pretending
I am not the autist going around posting my LCD monitor with kitkat.
Majority of the people posting them dont even have 1% of niisan dedication. Niisan must die a little inside seeing so many people making a mockery of his dedication.

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Naturally.
Happy valentines day for my dear little anons, you'll have my gift to you soon enough. I love you all, you have given me so much. I dont know how to repay it to you cute little maidens. Hugs and kisses.

>> No.6960584

>>6960581
I had high hopes for this board after seeing yesterday's thread response, but apparently the need to blog is too strong.

>> No.6960588

>>6960584
We did good.
Even the janitor is on our side.
madokavomiting.jpg really sum up my feeling when I look through /a/rchive for their vday thread. I believe they are up to thread 6 or so.

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>>6960581
That will never happen. the anti social and ronery go together like peanut butter and jelly, its human nature.

>> No.6960593

>>6960588

>madokavomiting.jpg

Get the fuck out.

>> No.6960593,1 [INTERNAL] 

>>6960591
I never liked peanut butter and jelly.

>> No.6960597

>>6960593
Why so mad?
Just a Madotsuki typo besides I aint the guy spamming >he thinks x is better than y

>> No.6960600

>>6960588
>madokavomiting.jpg
You're not from here.

Out.

>> No.6960605

What's worst the pain of being alone or the pain of being in love?

>> No.6960620

>>6960605
the pain of wading through feelsorry /r9k/ shit.

>> No.6960620,1 [INTERNAL] 

>>6960597
You're fine, don't mind the little barking critters who can't differentiate someone who's here to spam /a/ material from a harmless anon.

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>>6960328

This makes me happy. I'm glad to see there is someone out there who sees Aya and thinks "I love her," not "whore!"

I hope you have a special chocolate puke day.

Posting mine for what, the third time? Threads keep getting deleted left and right.

Also, let me break this down for the inevitable comments:
>current season
Yes, I know. I can't really say much to this, except for the fact that I'm not doing it because she's popular right now, but because the first time I saw a screen cap of Yumekui Merry navel adventures , I was hooked. It's eerily close to how I would have conceptualized a perfect waifu.
>packaged snack food/unenthusiastic gift
I'll admit I did not make my donut myself, however I went to a bake shop and got a dozen of them custom made with Merry Nightmare color-schemed sprinkles- yellow and orange for her hoodie, purple and white for her stockings and hair. Sadly, the picture doesn't show it too well. The donuts were so delicious though, well worth it.

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I guess I might just post the picture(s) I took. I hope no one gets angry because of it.

>> No.6960840

>>6960600
lolumadbro?

>> No.6960903

>>6960742

>custom made with Merry Nightmare color-schemed sprinkles

Well, that's certainly a nice and unique gesture. She's a lucky girl.

>Sadly, the picture doesn't show it too well

I'll take your word for it.

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First, I got my waifu flowers...

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>>6961049
Then we had a nice dinner, finished with what I worked on all day. A cake in the shape of her favourite mascot~
it was my first time baking, but it was delicious

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I got a corndog for a tenshi pic, but I ate it by mistake.

I should do a new one tonight.

>> No.6961071

>>6961061
Wait.

I still have the corndog stick, requesting sadtenshi@route66.jpg

>> No.6961076

>>6961071
I suggest you don't damage your good reputation here by getting involved with things like that.

>> No.6961077

>>6961076
I have a good reputation?

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6961078

You will never receive chocolate today.

>> No.6961082

>>6961061

lol so randum xD

>> No.6961083

Happy Valentine's Day! I'm going to drink until I can't feel anything.

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>>6961076

Too late.

>> No.6961094

>>6961078
Well, as little girls, we are the ones supposed to give some chocolate today.

>> No.6961135

>>6960536

You really need to go back to /a/ you fucking retard.

"lol waifus r a joke, we do it for the lulz, epic win, no1 really loves his waifu :P :D xDDDDDDDDDDDDDD"

>> No.6961156

>>6961135
Showing so much frustration in a single post is way more /a/-like. Actually, I didn't read the post you linked, but I bet it's better than yours.

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Contributing.
Had some fun with my new tripod.
Makes for some nicer, steady shots.

1/3

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2/3

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Black and white keyboard is still a little messy looking.
Still need to fix a few things on it.
Happy Valentine's Day!
3/3

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Guys, how long should melted chocolate stay in the freezer before it's solid again?

>> No.6961269

>>6961250
>>6961255
>>6961260
Ah it's the Tomoyo waifufag. Nice seeing you still keeping up the tradition.

>> No.6961271

>>6961266
Why don't you... you know.. simply open the freezer from time to time and touch it?

>> No.6961278

>>6961271
It's a little more handy to have an estimate beforehand. I don't have all day.

>> No.6961284

This thread is reported for /a/ shit.

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1/2

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Hope you enjoy the cookies, Sakaki

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2/2

>> No.6961307,1 [INTERNAL] 

These are the most hypocritical threads on /jp/.

>> No.6961318

>>6961061

Are you cheating on Kogasa, BOOF? I am disappointed

>> No.6961320

Why isn't janitor deleting this trash like he did yesterday?

>> No.6961336
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Happy Valentine's day! Cooking up a chicken pot pie for Reisen and I.

>> No.6961347

>>6961320
Because he's too busy taking cock up the ass.

>> No.6961354

>>6961336

Tell me more about this chicken pot pie.

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>>6961354
Just standard Chicken Pot Pie. Have 2 small ones for both of us. Also got a candle as well.

>> No.6961386

>>6961378

Is it ready-made or something?

>> No.6961393

>>6961386
Yeah, can't cook anything tonight since all my roommates will have someone over. Guess I'll just get drunk after eating.

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>>6961393

You're having someone over, too. Assert your authority, man.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7hkcZilKChI

>> No.6961418

>>6961393
>roommates will have someone over
I urge you to listen in on them fucking.

>> No.6961427 [SPOILER] 
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After my Valentine's date, I can tell you that rubber covered with chocolate does not taste particularly good.

>> No.6962692
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Posting a Valentine's Day image in a Valentine's Day thread.

>> No.6962715

>>6962692

Your lack of effort disturbs me.

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>> No.6962773
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Will any tripfriends go out with me on valentines?

Specifically "iluvOP...

>> No.6962825

>>6962773

Shut up, iluvop

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Disaster! My plan to bake something went flamingly wrong. This is what I get for attempting to use the kitchen.

Didn't have nearly enough room to work with for the sunflower seeds, but we still shared it while listening a soft piano arrange to her theme. This is fine, isn't it Aya?

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>> No.6962942

>>6962910
now, I need a new date.

>> No.6962960 [SPOILER] 
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>>6962867

It's the thought that counts, man. Besides, being clumsy in the kitchen scores points with some people.

For what it's worth, I hold your love in high regard.

>> No.6962978

Take it easy? I tried to get a 27 kg package to the post office to ship it. I managed to carry it four blocks and my strength gave out. I had another seven blocks to go and no way to get there before the post office closed. I had to turn around and go home. I was at my genkai.

MASSIVE FAIL

How should I proceed? Put less shit in the box? Roll it there in a katamari? Increase my powar level so carrying the box won't be a problem? What do?

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>>6962960
>eat 2.8kg of snickers bars
>get a fat ass

>> No.6963011

wow despite all the valentine pictures of rumia on danbooru theres no one who has her as a waifu? wasnt there one tripfag?

>> No.6963015

>>6963011
Oh god dont summon it.

>> No.6963016
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Treating my waifu like a princess.

>> No.6963024

>>6962978
Is this the kind of shitstains a waifu thread draws in now? No wonder yesterdays thread was killed.

>> No.6963030

>>6962978
Box of what? Ship it to where?

>> No.6963036
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Hey angel, fly over and bless me
See you feign surprise
And I'm all eyes
And you're all you need to be

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>> No.6963045
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Hey angel, consider your position
Afraid to be consumed
Savory
Savory, your sympathy

>> No.6963069

>>6961250
>>6961255
>>6961260
Best ever.

>> No.6963071

>>6961269
Seconding this. His pictures always make me smile.

>> No.6963081 [SPOILER] 
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Six solar sweeps

>> No.6963104

>>6962942
wut

>> No.6963105
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I was going to bake you a cake but no longer have an oven at the moment; hopefully this will suffice.
Happy Valentine's Day to you, my dearest Kagami.

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Happy Valentine's Day to mai waifu. Forever alone ;_;

>> No.6963191 [DELETED] 
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Fucking autism.

>> No.6963208

>>6963176

>mai waifu
>Forever alone

That's not how it works at all, Anonymous.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D_P-v1BVQn8

Nice cake, though.

>> No.6963211

>>6963208
But mai waifu seems to be too busy with her clones. Life is hard.

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Not much of a cook, but I'm a good baker. Huge cookies make anything better.

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>>6963211

"Now neither of us will be virgins" only applies when they're clones of yourself, after all.

>> No.6963267

>>6959331
>to make sankaku frontpage
wait this made it to sankaku?
i feel...incredibly...dirty now...

>> No.6963278

>>6963267
Honestly, who cares, no one here goes there anyways. At least I hope not, they could put up The Obama kids reading Lucky Star and I wouldn't care.

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Happy Valentine's Day, /jp/

>> No.6963426

>>6963401
That's very sweet ;_;

>> No.6963450

>>6962978
Use a goddamn wagon?

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happy valentines guys

>> No.6963458
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>>6961250
>>6961255
>>6961260
I always look forward to yours, glad I didn't miss it. Happy Valentine's Day, anon.

>> No.6963459
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I tried to set something up this year, but I just couldn't go through with the whole thing this time. I just felt really down and that this was just some sort of pathetic charade and that I'm not good enough for my waifu.
I tried to take some sort of picture, but it came out all dark and blurry and now I just feel like shit. I couldn't even look my waifu in the eye to say sorry. I think I'm starting to become delusional.

That very depressed feel.

>> No.6963471

Today, I spent all day with my beloved Yukari. Then whe had beautiful consensual sex with this playing in the background: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hQjZWzzIX3A

It was amazing.

>> No.6963496

>>6963459
Your waifu will always love you Anon, so there is no need to worry.

>> No.6963505

>>6963459
your dedications is all your waifu cares about! She knows how much you care and how hard you tried.

Waifus aren't so shallow to think that something isn't good enough.... its the thought that counts!

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a penguin

>> No.6963698

>>6959331
I think it's gone nicely this year for /jp/. /a/ is off doing their collage thing, they promptly got told to fuck off when they posted a thread here, and now this thread has some really touching pictures of people expressing their love.

>> No.6963709

>>6963698
Really touching pictures? The OP was cute but the other pictures are just silly waifu shit -- exactly the same as /a/'s threads.

>> No.6963713

>>6963698
If you note the /a/ thread is full of people worried about getting into the final collage and reposting to make sure they were noticed, whereas the /jp/ version is (mostly) warm fuzzies and taking it easy.

>> No.6963722

>>6963713
Doesn't matter. The level and spirit of their pictures are still the same as the average /a/ faggot.

>> No.6963725

>>6963709
That's not the impression I get at all.

>>6963713
Exactly. I don't think the collage is intrinsically a bad idea, but nearly everyone there is only doing a picture so they can make it in and be part of some super cool internet thing.

>> No.6963729
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I tried to put something together for Nazrin. Was going to go get cheesecake for her... But I failed at that. I've got a herniated disc from... sitting too much I guess. Ironically, getting treatment and physical therapy for it has made me more active than I was before I got injured. I didn't have time to go to the Cheesecake Factory to pick up a slice before it got crazy busy, and I'm unable to stand for a long time so standing in such a long line was out of the question. Baking a cheesecake is also far beyond the scope of my cooking ability. The strange thing though is that a small cheesecake from the supermarket mysteriously appeared in my fridge... I guess Nazrin foresaw my incompetence and compensated for it. It's good to know she's got my back at least. We shared the cheesecake. It was still a great Valentine's day. I promised her I'd do better next time, although I know she only cares about our happiness together, not the gifts I give her. She says, "any material gift you could get for me I could find on my own, but your happiness is something I can't dowse for."
;_; she's a good waifu

>> No.6963735

>>6963709
Makes me miss that Minorin otaku from Christmas. That's dedication and love if you ask me.

Props to Tomoyo husbando too.

>> No.6963736

>>6963709
>>6963722
You can't look at Tomoyo anon's pictures and tell me they aren't lightyears better than 90% of the stuff in the /a/ thread.

>> No.6963793

>>6963722

There were a few that really tried. I liked those

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>>6960043
I took it pretty easy

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Too poor to have any food.
Ketchup will do.

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Been busy all day, didn't get to make any food. But at least I got something...

>> No.6963846
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I rewatched mai waifu's arc and enjoyed some vanilla ice cream. Doesn't get any better than that.

>> No.6963849

Fuck you all /a/.

>> No.6963861

>>6963846

It's funny because he's a black man.

>> No.6963867

>>6963849
I can't believe how they killed this. It was cool on 2chan did it and we copied it once but now it is just another normalfag tradition.

>> No.6963872

>>6963867
Funny, I was just on the /a/ thread after not seeing a collage on here and I came back to see if I was the only one who wanted to whine about the normalfaggotry. I used to think of these holidays as moment of peace between two otherwise unassociated boards, but nope, I'm disappointed.

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Y'all jealous?

>> No.6963878

>>6963873
get youre hands of my wife or i ll fucking kill you

>> No.6963879

>>6963873
That cake is so shiny.

>> No.6963883

>>6963872
Just wait till knowyourmeme gets a hold of this.

>> No.6963887

>>6963883
...oh god...

>> No.6963892

>>6963867
>>6963849

agreed

>> No.6963896

>>6963883
Is that like the new ED, or like... worse?
The worst part about /a/ is that they ruin everything they touch and turn it into normalfaggotry in which they get to be crazy on the internet.

>> No.6963900

may i ask a question ?

seeing how 4chan gets worse every month i always wondered how a board like 2chan dealt with this

there must have been a time when jap. normalfags invaded their board so what did they do?

>> No.6963904

>>6963896
>Is that like the new ED, or like... worse?
Worse. That tries to cover all memes in the face of the internet, slap them with pseudo-'scientific' research to make them cool. The site takes memes VERY seriously that it hurts.

>> No.6963921

>>6963883
fuck

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Glad I haven't seen anyone else around here with mai waifu(yet).
I'd hate to have to have to commit a murder on Valentines

>> No.6963931

>>6963926

What's Marisa doing there?

>> No.6963935

i am not gonna post my picture this year since i dont want to be associated with those people on /a/

>> No.6963937
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天使ちゃん <3

>> No.6963945

>>6963935
normalfags really do take the fun out of everything

>> No.6963948

>>6963926
You have a very feminine hand.

>> No.6963949

>>6963931
It's a Touhou calendar. The Strike Witches one was sold out before I expected it to on Toranoana so I settled for this one.

>> No.6963952

>>6963937
That cake is adorable!

>> No.6963956

>>6963952
I completely agree.
Great job, she must be pleased.

>> No.6963961

>>6963937
nice one anon

>> No.6963962

About how much does a dozen roses cost? It is too late now but I thought it was a cute gesture for next time.

>> No.6963973

>>6963962
I guess it depends where you buy them from, at my local food store they had them for around $19+ (maybe they up the price because of Valentines day?) I usually don't pay attention to their price at other times.

>> No.6963975

>>6963962
I got a couple really good deals from 1800flowers.com, the dozen red roses thing is kinda overdone but they have a lot of smaller flower things. Google some promo codes for discounts.

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I feel like I'm too late for the compilation, but oh well.

>> No.6964026

>>6964023
It's okay. There's no compilation.

>> No.6964027

>>6964023
Hey, those are the same chocolates I used last valentine's day! The box was so fancy I couldn't resist buying it.

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Happy Valentine's Day.

>> No.6964134

I didn't get her anything, I didn't even see her.

I hope she isn't mad.

I will now draw a picture for her, and hope she won't mind it being a day late.

>> No.6964212
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I wanted to get her a strawberry pie or at least a proper cake, but I couldn't find a place near my res that sold either of those items so I settled for strawberry ice cream. We shared the ice cream and listened to Tablet from her latest CD, while discussing how the next movie is going to turn out. All in all, we enjoyed ourselves.

>>6961250
>>6961255
>>6961260
These are lovely. I'm glad to see that you always treat Tomoyo so well.

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>> No.6964244

>>6964242

oh god

>> No.6964246

>>6964242

Why didn't I think of this?

There's always that Route 66 pic I guess..

>> No.6964258
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Been a good v-day run, /jp/. We should do this again next year.

>> No.6964290

>>6963722
But the problem with the /a/ collages is that people only take pictures to get them included. It misses the point of the whole thing (eh, as if there is any "point" - anyway, encouraging people to take pictures just for the collage isn't good. this threads pictures weren't taken for that purpose, probably, unless they're reposts)

>> No.6964312

I tried to get a nice sparkling wine for "her", but I could only afford a cheap cognac and a few beers. But next year, I will have more money saved up to buy a nice wine we can share, and I will even make a few dainty food(pastries, tarts, maybe even a cake) for her. I tried to write a poem for her but I'm not very good with words, even then, she's so kind, I'd bet she'd appreciate it. She's made me so happy.

>> No.6964328

I'm sure I've examined this thread thoroughly.
Now where the hell is that insect faggot?

>> No.6964354

>>6960328

>http://archive.easymodo.net/cgi-board.pl/jp/thread/6924662#p6924826

Your love doesn't seem to be real.

>> No.6964369
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Not sure if I should post this at the risk of attention whoring, but tomoyo guy here.

This time of year always gives me a few extra excuses to splurge on Tomoyo.
I really appreciate the positive response towards my pictures. You guys bring a warm feeling into my heart second only to what my wife can give me.
Celebrating and sharing experiences among brethren is also important I think.

I was a little worried when I first checked out /jp/ on Valentine's day, but it looks like things calmed down enough for us to enjoy the usual traditionsans the compilation thread.
I hope that everyone can take it a bit more easy next time, but I understand that feelings towards certain groups can spoil things.

See you again around October 14th!

>> No.6964444

>>6964369
Didn't you used to post similar pics like this on /a/ a while back?

Anyway, I've been wondering... How the hell did you get your keyboard to look like that? It's kinda cool.

>> No.6964450

>>6964369
Wall from v-day 2010 merci.

>> No.6964453
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This is how I spent my evening yesterday.

>> No.6964462

>>6964354
One of the most important things in a relationship is learning to accept your partner's flaws. You take the good with the bad. If he didn't really love her, do you really think he would have gotten back together with her despite her elf ears? It's not like waifus are a status symbol or something like that, after all.

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I thought this year would be a disaster, considering all the drama last year, and how fast trouble was brewing up when that guy come over from /a/. But you guys did it, you managed to take it easy after all. I'm proud of you. Specifically, I like all the people posting here without aiming to be added to the chart (assuming you didn't post over on /a/ too, I hope not).

>> No.6964473

>>6964462
If he really loved her would he actually consider dumping her just because ZUN gave her elf ears?

>> No.6964588
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>>6964468
We avoided the disaster because we told them to fuck off.
I just went to the archive to see how /a/ was doing with their super duper cool image for sankaku submission.
http://green-oval.net/cgi-board.pl/a/thread/45973310
Thank god we arent getting ridiculous and retarded add my picture now, reuploading and etc.

Good job /jp/.

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Happy Valentine's /jp/. Hope you all took it easy.

>> No.6964639
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>>6964588

I was frustrated by the fact that /a/ seemingly snatched up our tradition from us, but when I ventured over there and I saw all this business of an FTP image upload for the collage I thought it was just so impersonal and mass produced. I'm glad /jp/ could distance themselves and still have a nice time with their waifu's.

I sure had a nice time with Haman-sama.

>> No.6964700

>>6964592
>Dell n-series
>Wine for both him and Alice
/g/entleman detected

>> No.6964740

>>6964700
/g/entlemen build there own computers

>> No.6964796

I didn't a take pic of me sharing that cake with Keine. The atmosphere was a bit hectic since there were other people in the house, but all attempts were made to take it easy and enjoy a moment.

Should've gotten candles, too bad I forgot about them.

>> No.6964881

>>6964639

Yeah bro, because the internet's made of only twenty people, and they all browse /jp/. I used to like this place before it became a nest of hypocrites.

And relax, whatever I got from here won't go in the chart.

>> No.6964957

>>6964473

Since you've already proven yourself capable of using the archive you could probably find a few posts I made regarding that very subject.

But I deserve all the flak I get for being a man of questionable worth. Yes, I'm a shallow turd; yes, I'm a shameless jerk with little-to-no redeeming qualities; yes, I don't deserve her or her forgiveness... but, damn it, don't say I don't love her.

>> No.6965023

>>6964957

When the hell did I ever imply that? All I'm saying is /jp/ became so hypocritical, they won't allow anyone else to enjoy this but them. All you're doing around here is group everyone in /a/ as faggots that only do this for shits and giggles. And while I agree there are a whole bunch of faggots that indeed do that, there are way more that just want to spend their Valentine's/Christmas with their waifus. You should really try and organize one of these and see how many "joke" images really get made compared to genuine ones.

In any case, I won't even bother coming here for Christmas. Enjoy your little circlejerk thinking you're the only ones entitled to these celebrations.

>> No.6965073

>>6965023
He wasn't talking to you, man. Remember to always check which post they are quoting to be sure.

>> No.6965134

>>6965073

Well shit, that was embarrassing. Proceeding to delete that shitty rant.

>> No.6965134,1 [INTERNAL] 

I didn't think it was possible for this thread to become shittier but it did.

>> No.6965134,2 [INTERNAL] 

>>6965134,1
Amusing how it got shittier once people starting to link shit from the archives + the Valentine'sfag from /a/ arrived, isn't it?

>> No.6965134,3 [INTERNAL] 

>>6964369
You're the same person as http://archive.easymodo.net/cgi-board.pl/jp/thread/S6811124#p6857708, right?

I just wanted to wish you well. I hope you had a great Valentine's day with your wife, Tomoyo Anon.( ・ω・)

>> No.6965134,4 [INTERNAL] 

>>6960742
One year later...
http://archive.foolz.us/jp/thread/8561944/#8563486
cheating with his waifu on another modern anime character. And he said he felt a connection...

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