/jp/ - Otaku Culture

1. Buy rice and sugar.

2. Mix it.

3. Don't be such an idiot next time.

Go to the nearest Salvation Army outpost. Don't tell them about the anime bit, just tell them you don't have enough to make it the next couple weeks and about the autism bit. They'll get you some food.

>>6957464
I was thinking of going to a charity place but the nearest one is 5 miles away. Obviously I can't take the bus.

I suppose ask mom/dad is out of question...
You can always shoplift a little, maybe go to supermarket and get some free samples.

>>6957481
Call them. I know the people I volunteered for loved to deliver stuff, or at least get some assistance to people who were homebound.

Get beans and rice and borrow a pot from someone. Spice them up with whatever you have around. Tell your kid that you won't buy him $100 sneakers or give him $3 a day for lunch. Scavenge to make the difference.

>>6957485
Ah, good idea about the samples stuff, but they'll probably be all gone by night time, and I can't leave my house in the day.

>>6957497
Alright, but I'll call them from a payphone so I look homeless and they won't see my apartment.

>next autism payout.

How would I go about setting this up for myself?

>>6957503
Just go to the doctor and say you think you may have autism, they'll set you up with a psychiatrist. Don't look them in the eyes, act vacant and erratic, play with a pen, talk about failing at a job. They will diagnose you if you act like an autist. Then you'll get money every month, and more if you prove it's getting in the way of you finding a job.

>>6957513
Oh yeah, I get £800 a month, about £200 goes on rent/bills and shit. I'm usually good with money, but I got greedy this month. How much do other guys get?

>>6957526
Nothing, god damnit.

>>6957513
I can't afford to do any of that. Living in the land of the free, here. I heard that if you go to a hospital and say you are suicidal they will set me up with that kind of shit, though.

>>6957536
I know you've left the thread now, but I would just save up your money until you can afford psychiatric diagnosis. You're on /jp/, so you probably do have autism, but make it look more severe. Say you fear leaving the house.

>>6957545
>Save up money.
Hah. Hahaha. Ha, oh man. Funny.

Well, if all I need to do is pretend I am afraid of leaving my house, than I'm golden, as I actually am!

Is it wrong that I'm starting to get mad at people who can't nokosage?

>>6957564
Yes

>>6957564
I'd say so. That reeks of earnest autism.

>>6957568
>>6957567
You're disagreeing with me... yet you're one of the people who can't nokosage.

Mind if I use this thread to talk about anal masturbation?
Pros:
Eventually feels better than normal masturbation
You will be able to shit way cleaner after a while
Far more addictive than normal masturbation

Cons:
Eventually you will have to deal with poop
Takes a while and a bit of practice for it to feel good
Usually fingers aren't enough and you have to be embarrassed and buy a dildo

Mind if I use this thread to talk about anal masturbation?
Pros:
Eventually feels better than normal masturbation
You will be able to shit way cleaner after a while
Far more addictive than normal masturbation

Cons:
At some point in time you will have to deal with poop
Takes a while and a bit of practice for it to feel good
Usually fingers aren't enough and you have to be embarrassed and buy a dildo

i like my sage to be heard and felt. so, no nokosage from me.

op; salvation army or charity shit. don't eat ramen noodles for 2 weeks otherwise you'll be shitting blood. i'm interesting in your story. you said you parents don't know about your apartment? care to share any details?

>>6957601
My parents do know about my apartment. But I don't want to talk to them ever again. Also I don't sage vocally because I'm not an egotist and I don't want to bump off topic threads like this one.

>>6957598
Cons:
Shame.

>>6957608
>I don't sage vocally because I'm not an egotist
Are you retarded? Do I have to throw out the copypasta about what sage does and means?

>>6957616
I know exactly what sage means. It means that your post isn't worthy enough to bump the thread. Why not just nokosage and then not have to press back, that's what I don't get.

>>6957616
Nope, we know exactly what it means.

>>6957626
Maybe because that doesn't bother some people? I know my personal reason is that I want absolutely no one to consider my posts as a bump for any reason.

I live in Canada, how do I get social retard money?

>>6957626
I usually don't use noko+sage because then I don't have to click on the return button.

Sometimes I don't like it when people noko+sage in shitty threads, though, because then I don't know who is actually bumping the threads.

>>6957598
It's pretty hard to work up a routine when you live with your parents, which many NEETs do. If my mother suddenly comes knocking on my door while I'm fapping normally, I can just conceal my penis very quickly, but it's a little more troublesome if I'm naked on the floor with something in my ass. That makes it kinda hard to get really into it, since I have to save it for those few special occasions when she's at work and I'm in the mood.

>>6957642
It's probably as easy as in the UK.

>>6957598
I was at a funeral recently, and I wanted to play with my ass so badly. When I got around to it, it was kind of a letdown. I don't really get it, really. I think I should buy a sex toy or something.

>>6957656
why did the funeral spur you wanting to play with your ass?

>>6957660
No reason, I just wanted to.

>>6957660
He must be a necrophiliac.

>>6957642
Depends where you are in Canada.

Here's a general overview:
http://www.canadabenefits.gc.ca/f.1.2ch.4m.2@.jsp?lang=eng

http://www.pwd-online.gc.ca/pwdh.4m.2@.jsp?lang=eng

For example, here's BC's help site:
http://www.mhr.gov.bc.ca/pwd.htm

The big thing to remember is that there are a bunch of social workers who need to justify their existence, so you shouldn't have too much trouble getting hooked up.

>>6957656
Toys can be amazing, but I feel like there's the same ratio of good:blah with them as fingers. Sometimes it just isn't that great.

>>6957703
Addendum: I work at a college, and colleges are great for setting you up with all sorts of assistance. We've got a department dedicated to it.

Hey meta general? Sweet. Been working on my online male harem lately. It has about 10 members all lusting after the cute young girl I pretend to be. Living the dream.

>>6957703

Good starting points.

I get 800 a month (in Ontario) for being socially inept and not working for 7 years. It's pretty much easy street from this point on, because they know I would have more trouble trying to reintegrate into society than if I just sucked tax dollars. I feel like a leech, but whatever. The amount of money they fucking tax us in Canada, I'm gunna take advantage of it.

>>6957712
This isn't a regular meta thread. No, it's NEET/Anal masturbation General. My two favorite /jp/ topics combined into one general thread.

>>6957712
That's too easy, anyone can pretend to be more appealing than they really are. It's worth nothing unless they lust after the real you.

How'd you guys become NEETs?
I went to do maths at a university. It was all going well until about 4 months in I just freaked out and went into my apartment, which I live in to this day. LIVING THE DREAM!

>>6957712
Can you share the pictures you use?

>>6957747
Whoa. I'm going for math too. A lot of people are from what I've seen.

I can honestly say I've never thought about anal masturbation before. I just put a finger in and it hurt. So never again. You people are either master trolls or masochists.

>>6957545
>Say you fear leaving the house.

Does that really work? I've spent the entire night with a stomach ache that I get when stressed out, the cause being I have to go into university on monday. I'm honestly scared stiff of going outside, used to get panic attacks in crowds, university is just a means of avoiding having to get a job yet, but lately I've been thinking just dropping and living in what poverty I can would be better if it means I get to stay inside.

Alas, that would mean finding a cheap apartment, and I'm at as big a loss over that as I would be getting disability money.

>>6957823
I literally loathe leaving the house, I always have. And it will help your claim, though some psychiatrists may try to help you overcome it and cost you money.

>>6957654
You should do it in the shower or late at night on your bed after everyone is asleep. That's what works for me. I usually just use my fingers because I haven't found anything decent to use that wouldn't have a way of getting stuck up my ass. On time I got the body of a sharpie stuck in there but by some miracle I was able to get it out myself because it wasn't that deep. Never again, just fingers for me.

>>6957838
I only fear leaving the house when I have to follow a lot of directions to get somewhere or have to drive. I go into a panic attack or get lost very easily, driving is very hard for me for short or long distances. When I'm just walking somewhere I'm ok though which I usually do when it is warm outside because aimlessly walking the streets clears my head.

>>6957848
After a few too many bad experiences, I refuse to do it without taking a douche first. And if I do that on a daily basis while my mom is home, she'll think I have diarrhea or something, since the violent splashing of water after letting it go should easily be possible hear through the bathroom door.

>>6957872
University was literally a straight line from the train station I'd get off at. I still went and made a map with instructions of how many side streets I'd pass etc.

>>6957823
You're in luck because you're at university. I know this will be hard for you (but you can do it over e-mail if that helps)- go to the Student's Union/association and ask what help they offer. Where I work we have free counselling and assistance for psych issues. They may be able to set you up with fullscale disability assistance.

If you get refused, write to your government reps. I know one guy who got refused and was almost out on the street, but his rep pulled through for him.

Oh man it was hard to get my shit sorted. Once I did though I get harassed maybe once a year? Life is so easy now I could cry with joy. I pity the normalfags.

>>6957884
I never had to deal with anything messy when I did it. I never do it when I ate a lot of food though because then I would problems. I always do it when I just know I'm clean after hardly eating anything for a while.

>>6957884
Just go to the bathroom first. Anything 'left over' will probably be a bad experience but it's really no bother at all after a while, as long as you don't have diarrhoea. It's far better than normal masturbating. I do it without even touching my dick for the novelty.

>>6957848
This may sound stupid, but I'm mainly on /toy/, and when /b/ comes to raid us, they post pics of really long double-ended curved dildos. Would that work for you? I can't see how anyone could possibly push them in enough that something wouldn't be sticking out to remove.

Hiding it might be tricky- maybe there's a sculpture or something with a false bottom you can put it in.

>>6957910
I'm sorely tempted. My legs feel weak at the concept of going in tomorrow though, let alone telling someone I'm afraid to go outside. It just sounds pitiful, I have a friend with OCD that eventually ended in him dropping out of the same university because he would freak out over going on public transport, in comparison my problems seem pathetic. Let alone my parents finding out.

It amazes me daily that people manage to live to be as old as they do, how normals get through it is beyond me.

And now I'm venting off topic shit on /jp/, go me.

>>6957935
When /b/ raid us we just leave the board ;_;

If you guys are considering this just fucking buy one. You can get them online, they are safe and easy to use. You won't not be able to get them out if they're normal sized, jeez.

>>6957944
I relate. I was 16, got confused for a girl every day. Too scared to go in to get hormones. Now it's too late. I hate my life.

>>6957932
I've never been able to completely cum by just anal masturbating. I've gotten pretty close to it once but always end up having to regular masturbate just a little bit.

>>6957935
I once saw a .gif of a woman sticking a double-ended dildo all the way into her ass and then pushing it out again. Since I saw that, I've really wanted to try that. But I can't bring myself to buy one, because it seems way too lonely to use a double-ended dildo alone ;_;

>>6957944
I hope that you can pull it off, however- as hard as it is.

I suppose I'm almost normal, because I have a job, can carry on a conversation and am saving for a condo- but that's about it. My life is colourless otherwise. My theme song has to be "Ernold Same" by Blur:
Ernold same awoke from the same dream
In the same bed
At the same time
Looked in the same mirror
Made the same frown
And felt the same way as he did every day
Then ernold same caught the same train
At the same station
Sat in the same seat
With the same nasty stain
Next to same old what’s-his-name
On his way to the same place
With the same name
To do the same thing
Again and again and again
Poor old ernold same

>>6957959
I'll use it with you if you'll let me snuggle your man chest.

>>6957952
You'll always be a little girl to me anon. It's what's on the inside that counts. When we die we'll no doubt get another go, life has been horrible, right? Next time it'll turn out better. You'll get to be the little girl and be happy, I'm sure.

>>6957959
Haha that's like riding a bike for two by yourself. Except you're shoving things in your ass.

>>6957961
You're just depressed, go get medicated.

You really think you won't fall into habits even without a job and responsibilities?

>>6957968
It's not what inside that counts in this world. Besides I want nothing less than to be a trap wife for one of you loving /jp/ anons. We'd sit and bitch about normals forever, then I'd perform fellatio on him while he plays VNs. We'd live in a smallish apartment together collecting figures and never leaving.

>>6957976
Oh, I'm sure I would, but I guess I'm different from the other posters in that I don't want to stay home. In fact, I'm scared that cutbacks may kill my job.

As for depression, I want to avoid medication if that's the case. Maybe something like a SAD light would help, or just more exercise.

I just can't live correctly in this world. I'll never understand these "normal" people. The way they think, act, and go about their lives is amazing to me, like observing some kind of exotic animal. What is like to be able to be like them? Though I would never want to change the way I am and always have been.

http://exhentai.org/g/238238/6bc608bef9/
Here is a nice doujinshi to fap to when you anal masturbate.

>>6958002
It's a routine, and like all routines, it gets really comfortable after a while. Think of it like a beat up old shoe- it's no good for your feet, but it just feels right.

It gets much easier if you have someone who loves you (not that I would know personally, but it sure looks that way).

I think the secret is to understand that overall, work sucks, but if you can find a little something in it that is fun you'll do alright.

what am I reading...

>>6958023
Welcome to /jp/. I see you've found the daily anal masturbation/hikikomori depression thread.

>>6957985
A lovely dream that I half share, but I'm convinced that anon would deserve a proper little girl. I don't think I'd be satisfied trapping, or be able to pull it off to my own satisfaction, anon's suffered enough to deserve a proper little girl, not some false imitation, just like they deserve deep love as oppose to the horrible parody 3d women would give them.

And thus we have /jp/, reality is horrible, but on /jp/ does it matter? I mean, there's a complete absence of reality here, it's lovely. I love the people here, I really do. I just wish I could be what one anon deserves, catering for his shut in lifestyle by working a poorly paid job, living with hardly any money, but being happy.

I can't think of anything I hate more than reality, it really is cruel.

>>6958027

Come for the anal masturbation/hikikomori depression thread, stay for the Transgender/Suicide threads, anticipate the Hiroshima/Nagasaki threads, participate in the VN bashing/Mai Waifu Can Beat Up Your Waifu threads.

>>6957899
I did that too. I took the week before classes started to map out my path between classes 3 different times. The thought of being that one guy who ends up in the wrong room scares the shit out of me.

>>6957968
That is the most inadvertently depressing post I have seem in a year.

>>6958032
Reality is a terrible thing, experience as little of it as possible. You'll never get anything worth while out of it. I love you guys too and I really mean that. By just observing the daily life of others from the sidelines I've learned it's just full of so much bullshit I can't even explain it all and what's worse is so many people wanting to drag you into the shit storm out there too. So I love otaku related anything and fantasies in my head because it's always colorful and meaningful to me. Reality or what we commonly perceive as reality just can't do that.

Where do you live OP? Maybe I can help you.

>>6957450

Former normal here. You guys are living the dream. For as long as it'll last ;_;

>>6957968
I don't wanna return to earth or get stuck upon here dieing here. I don't like this place, it's just so terrible in the outside world. But I don't really wanna commit suicide either though it will probably come down to that soon. Lately I've been watching this guy talk to the dead through this thing called a ghost box, I don't wanna be stuck here even after death like that. There really is no escape from this shit even after killing yourself. I just hope I'm able to leave forever, I don't wanna go through with it all over again girl or not.

>>6958086
It's okay, ghost don't exist, he is a fraud.

>>6957613
>cons
>shame
Is this supposed to be a con? Shame can be a delicious feeling, depending on where it's from, like when you're out in public with a vibrator up your ass.
Well, it's not like anal masturbation by itself is anything to be ashamed of, so if you still haven't got to the point where you enjoy a little shame, you don't have to worry about this.
But why are we talking about this in a poverty/autism thread? Anal masturbation is /jp/ related, you can make its own thread.

>>6958069
>>6958067
People have always believed in a nicer afterlife. Valhalla where you can drink and fight to your hearts content, reincarnation, where depending upon how well you've lived your life you'll be rewarded better in the next one, christians belief of heaven etc.

I don't see how wishing to be happy is asking for too much, I know I'm not enjoying reality, I don't see how much of /jp/ would be either, because I'm sure I can't be worse off than most people here, things generally work in bell shaped curves, it's statistically accurate that there will be people worse off. Surely we deserve something to look forward to after years of horrible reality?

I think you need to meditate on your True Will.
When I go outside, I can feel the emotions of every single person within a specific radius, even worse if the space is enclosed (like a building/public transportation). Even so, I don't let this stop me from my goals.

If I can go out and associate then you can to. You have no excuse. No one here can save you, only you have what it takes to change.

Your questions have been answered, so please let this thread 404. It's not /jp/ related.

My advice to you is to buy your food for the month and pay your rent and utilities first before you buy figurines.

First, stock up on dry goods in bulk such as rice, pasta, and beans. Whole wheat or whole grain versions of the rice and pasta are readily available in many stores, and make much more healthy options. Pick up a variety of beans such as pinto, kidney, and navy beans. These can be cooked together to make a delicious three bean salad or a thick and creamy bean stew. Also, any of the varieties of beans can be seasoned with cumin, chili powder, garlic and other inexpensive spices and served over warm rice for a cheap and filling meal. For the pasta, pick up a few inexpensive jars of your favorite ready to eat pasta sauce. For an even cheaper alternative, just buy a few cans of plain tomato sauce (one of the cheapest pantry staples you can keep on hand) and jazz it up with spices you may already have, such as basil, oregano, and garlic. Serve over the pasta.

Another wonderful idea for cheap meals is Mexican food staples like burritos, nachos and quesadillas. Burritos and nachos allow you to make two meals from the same batch of ingredients: refried beans, shredded cheese, sour cream, canned black olives, inexpensive salsa, green onion, and any other toppings you desire or can afford.

Buy in bulk.

>>6958093
He held up objects and asked them to say the objects in his hands and they were able to name them with great detail too. The device scans the AM radio band in which they can speak through and it is easy to tell what is just the radio and what is actual voices of people who got stuck here. Conversations really are conversations not just some box saying random stuff. His username on youtube is WindStalker57, there is your proof right there.

>>6958098
Basically, you have to completely give up on the idea of ever being with a woman, because that will conflict with your desire to masturbate anally until you can't cum any other way. It's not easy for everyone to give up completely, even if they know it's for the better.

>>6958102
I could be living the dream if one of you want to deal with me for a year on hormones being a total bitch. Being an unattractive woman with a dead penis is better than people an unattractive male, too girly to be a man, too manly to be a woman. And with parents who would kick me out of the house if I went on hormones. I hate my life. I hate expectations. I have everyone. I love /jp/. We are all sisters.

>>6958098
>Anal masturbation is /jp/ related, you can make its own thread.
I like keeping meta to one or two threads. One neet hikki lifestyle/fantasy thread and one full fantasy thread. That reminds me, have any of you seen that /jp/ manor thread? I was one of the little girls.

>>6958069
>>6958067
People have always believed in a nicer afterlife. Valhalla where you can drink and fight to your hearts content, reincarnation, where depending upon how well you've lived your life you'll be rewarded better in the next one, christians belief of heaven etc.

I don't see how wishing to be happy is asking for too much, I know I'm not enjoying reality, I don't see how much of /jp/ would be either, because I'm sure I can't be worse off than most people here, things generally work in bell shaped curves, it's statistically accurate that there will be people worse off. Surely we deserve something to look forward to after years of horrible reality?

>>6958104
I don't have a fridge.

time to embarrass myself

>>6958102
I don't disagree that we don't deserve to be cursed, but life is shit, everyone is bitter and hateful. Anything that comes after life is likely going to be bitter and hateful too.

I admire you for your hope, but I do not share it. Perhaps I have become bitter at hateful too.

>>6958145
There's got to be something better than this, right? I mean... life is horrible. I know some people have it great.. and we have it bad.. I'm sure karma has something for us, /jp/ just wait. I want to meet you all as a little girl in heaven for a tea party.

What kind of government treats autism as a disability? It doesn't disable anything.

>>6958086
The way I see it is, death is going to have a hard time being worse than reality. Even if the chance of becoming a little girl is minuscule, wouldn't you risk everything for your dreams? The alternative is to continue living as you are now. What do you have to lose? Besides, I'm not suggesting you go kill yourself, just that when reality inevitably grinds the life out of you, it's okay, be happy - you'll be fine.

>>6958122
/jp/ will always love you anon. I'll always love you as you are.

>>6958102
>>6958145
This is as good as it's going to get. Anything else would not work for long.

If happiness and pleasure were abundant it would lose its value.

>>6958158
Well. It does, if you're autistic then you can't communicate with people very well or understand them. The benefits are supposed to supplement the wage you are unable to get due to not having people skills required for higher levels of industry. I could flip burgers, but I don't need to on this income.

>>6958183
Oh yeah and also:
Hardly anyone on /jp/ has autism, at least not that bad. We're certainly lower on the spectrum than normal. Normals have too much ego to fake it, and like being social.

I know what I can do with my life. I can dress up as a mecha meido, and track down all my fellow /jp/ friends and kill them, to put them out of their misery.
I would make sure to study each and every one of you first, just to know what would be the best method of execution. Some might want to have a quick, unnoticeable death. But I'm sure others might want a grand death/funeral.

I wish I could do this. Maybe I'm just projecting though. I wish I could have a beautiful angel come down and kill me, to purify me from the filth of this world. Entering my house comforting me, and then holding me under the water in my tub long enough for me to die. I'm so disgusting for getting turned on by this.

Not much of a difference between dying now or in a few decades. Who wants to live forever anyways.

>>6958145
I don't think it's hope. If you lie enough, you lose track of what you originally thought was the truth. I used to be a compulsive liar, I still probably am. But why not? Hope is a horrible, cruel thing that keeps you hanging on, hoping something will change, even when the days and years are just going to keep grinding on. May as well bend it into something pretty, even if it doesn't last.

>>6958154
>I want to meet you all as a little girl in heaven for a tea party.
I'll see you there anon.

>>6958197
I'm a compulsive liar. You lie to yourself enough that you'll wake up one day as the little girl, and start believing it will come true. You stop all progress on your life because it's all pointless, right? Tomorrow is the day for sure. Eventually you go through periods of acceptance and sort out some shit, aka autism money, but then go right back to your pipe dreams. I hate myself. Every time I look in the mirror I see my body, cursed by a hormone imbalance to have wide hips and soft skin, yet too masculine to pass, in my opinion. That's when I drop into my fantasy again. 'Maybe I can become a girl'. Sorry me, ain't gonna happen.

>>6957450
time to visit your mum for a few weeks

>>6958211
you have child bearing hips? are you shaped like that pear guy. also, how do you tel if you've got soft skin?

>>6958241
I'd imagine all of /jp/ has soft skin, ya know with the complete lack of exposure to sunlight or anything physically straining.

>>6958241
It's just soft and smooth, compared to say my uncle, whose skin is rough and hard, he's a fat guy and doesn't work out. This is probably due to being younger though. And yes, I have wide hips.

>>6958252

I immerse myself in a tub of sand in my room, while I'm shitposting on /jp/, and sleep on a slab of rock supported by concrete blocks. . I'm pretty sure I'm not the only one /jp/ who does this.

>>6958252
I have eczema.

>>6958252
If only maidens lived our lifestyle, they'd get pale porcelain skin, beautiful soft skin and large (but failing) eyes.

Anyone on /jp/ who feels shame about anything (and it isn't part of some fetish) needs to get out.

Anyway, does anyone have any idea about what is better, Tenga Fliphole white or black? Or is there a better onahole out there?

I've already got a collection of prostate massagers.

>>6958273
Coincidentally, this is my fetish.

>>6958279
Try any cream with corticosteroid. It did wonders for my eczema, and it was the worst case that my doctor had ever seen.

>>6958252
i have but i had to buy an uvb lamp recently because of (not very surprising) vitamin d deficiency

I've been playing with my asshole for about a year, I don't think I can go any longer without penetration from a real, hot dick.

>>6958252

I personally take Vitamin D pills because I never ever see the sun. People told me I looked dead and cracked out when I go in the daylight.

>>6958314
The sad irony of Vitamin C is the less you get, the less you want to go out. I eat alot of cereal with it in, though.

How does one tell when they have a deficiency? Since I'm hardly a healthy and varied eater. Nor do I go outdoors.

>>6958320
Are you losing your hair?
Do you feel weak in your bones?
Those are the most telling symptoms.

>>6958323
Hairloss might be a lot when I think about it.

I also have some gray hairs, at 21.

All you need is rice. Get the cheapest you can find and it should be around 2 to 5 kilos with a budget of £2.20. You can survive on 100 grams of rice a day easily, use whatever you have left of other stuff to add variation.

>>6958355

>People in VNs and Touhou eat rice, therefore I will eat rice as well.
>I am Japanese.


Living the dream.

>>6958358
OP can't afford that rice.

>autism
Oh boy here we go

>>6958358

Way to be the uneducated stereotype there, arc.

Rice is the #1 food of people word wide, and 90% of the people that eat rice for 3 meals a day are in varying states of poverty and starvation.

It's not a coincidence for it to be bar none the cheapest food source world wide.

>>6958358
Can you think of anything else that will give you a month or two worth of food for OP's budget?

>>6958377

>uneducated stereotype
>it's funny because he's a black man

You're an idiot for taking him seriously.

>>6958377

Gee, I'm sorry. I wouldn't have talked about your beloved grain that way if I knew you'd be unreasonably angry with me about it.

>>6958383
>talking shit about rice
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1m0fW-SY7eY

>>6958377
It's rather counter-sterotypical for black people to be aware that rice is edible and more cost-effective than Chicken Mcnuggets.

HELL YEAH

>>6958314
sounds like me
just the pills i took were already expired and therefore probably didn't help enough

>>6958320
i had rather strong joint pain (+ joint sounds) and was more depressive than appropriate
didn't even notice the later before uvb rays pierced my skin

>>6958394

Nobody's challenging the status of rice as a staple.

But you cannot deny that there will be /jp/edos who make bowls of rice, then sit in front of their computer monitors with a full-screen picture of their Moeblob-du-jour, eating their rice with chopsticks, and telling the screen how oishii it is. They might even use those super gay chopsticks that you break apart before you use them.

Someone's possible going to tell me that they, in fact, DO have dinner with their waifu this way, but they ALSO have hi-def headphones with which to listen to a steady stream of their waifu's voice and theme, to serenade them while they dine. If I went through all the routines, such as warming up the onahole and preparing the vibrator with a lubricated condom and whatnot, we would be here for a while.

>>6958320
For me, usually twitching/shaky, irritable, and feeling weak. For all the random twitches I've gotten that last for more than a few days, magnesium has always helped me.

Last time it was just low blood sugar or something that causes twitching in my eyelid, though. The day the twitch started, I began taking magnesium with my one meal per day and it didn't go away. It was there for about two weeks and I was seriously beginning to worry because I had recently also began getting bouts of dizziness and was just turning into a mean person. Maybe I was getting more mean because I was stressed out about my health, I don't know. Well I baked some brownies because brownies have always made me feel better and after I ate the brownies the twitching stopped and I started feeling a lot more cheerful. That was about a week ago. I feel like I'm back in my right mind although the dizziness is still there. The dizziness has been an ongoing thing for nearly four months now. All I can do to help it is lay in bed.

>>6958436
>condom

Why?

You are quite right though. Sort of like how /jp/ uses sage correctly but in reality they sage out of spite 80% of the time.

>>6958436
Some how I don't see this happening. At least the first part anyway. People like that are usually told to get the fuck out.

>>6958211
Dude. Klienfelters bro here. Feels good waking up to rub my hands down my sides to my hips. Feels womanly. I wish I was fertile

>>6958438
I used to be in the habit of taking one multivitamin daily, but then I emptied my last bottle and didn't continue. I don't really know what kind to get. Generic men's? Generic children's?

>>6958436
Speaking of, it is almost valentines day.

>>6958499
Sounds like you missed the shitstorm earlier today.

>>6958504
Just woke up, I must have. I wouldn't have mentioned it if someone hadn't started talking about eating rice with your waifu.

>>6958521
Just the same as Christmas with a side dish of one thousand beta threads started by one guy.
You didn't miss much.

>>6958521
Some troll started a thread claiming to be female and looking forwards to tomorrow. She later went to /a/, and reminded me how much I hate normals. They were men talking about giving chocolate. On Valentines day! Men don't give chocolate on Valentines day!! Wait for White Day you bakas!

>>6958531
Sounds uninteresting and shitty. I'll look in the archive if I ever care to see them.

>Inb4 joining the military to stop being a NEET and do something with your life.

Don't you want to be able to find your waifu cake on Valentine's day?

>>6958495
Ｃｈｉｌｄｒｅｎ’ｓ　ｖｉｔａｍｉｎｓ　ｆｏｒ　ｍａｎｃｈｉｌｄ　Ｎ
ＥＥＴｓ．

>>6958551
Yes, maybe if you take children's vitamins, you will become the little girl.

>>6958541
But /jp/ is doing something with their life. Just because it doesn't conform to societies norms doesn't mean they should change. Anon is fine the way they are.

>>6958572
>implying buying cake for a fictional 2d character is social norm

>>6958576
They don't need to go working to do that!

>>6958541
>Inb4 joining the military
I swear they get paid each time they say that on /jp/

>>6958587
............

>>6958482
Meh, not like anyone would want my kids anyway. At least now if some /jp/er forces me to become a woman I'll turn out well. I know you're out there, crazy /jp/ anon who ties up girly men and pumps them full of hormones

>>6958596
I wouldn't do that, but I would love you with all my heart and treat you like a woman.

>>6958495
I'd just get something regular with nothing weird in it. Some of the brands try to put energy boosting ingredients in their vitamins to give you a boost.

>>6958587
Why the fuck would the military want anyone from /jp/? We would get our platoon (or whatever they travel in) killed with incompetence and be hanged anyway. They should recruit on /k/. Or /b/, it's just like a middle school/

>>6958619
You know, only a small part of the military is actual combat related, and unless you join the marines, you even get to choose your job too.

Sigh....

>>6957513
I wonder if I can trick the greek social security services with that. Don't they do background checks? Don't they ask for friends/relatives to testify that your behaviour during the interview is consistent with your past behaviour? Surely, if it was that easy everyone would be living off autism payouts, and the whole economy would have collapsed by now.

>>6958635
I know, I'll tell them I enjoy Minecraft.

>>6958619
Who knows why they always come here and try to recruit. It is always embarrassing for them. "there are heaps if /jp/sies in the army and there are manga stores in our base" etc.

>>6958607
I've been posting this for a few days, I don't suppose you'd let me live with you while I get on hormones and shit?

>>6958609
Children's it is.

>>6958652
Of course you could! But I fear you will abandon me ;_;

In the military, there are buff men who haven't jerked off in days. They see the new, girly /jp/ recruit, with his soft skin and shoulder length hair. They watch him constantly, his round ass bouncing through training, and always help him. They haven't seen a woman since the start of their 4 year career. One day, they all gang up on him in the shower. One of them grabs his tiny penis between his thumb and forefinger, and he instantly goes weak in the legs from the touch. He falls back into their warm, hairy embrace. They lift him to their face. 'W...Why?' he asks, sounding almost like a girl. They don't answer, or at least, not with words. He feels a penis, larger than he ever thought possible between his ass cheeks. Holding him and moving him, they fuck him in between his ass cheeks, the heat of his shaft rubbing his tight, moistening anus. When the man is about to orgasm, he sprays his seed all over /jp/. Another man grabs him, this time turning him over. /jp/ struggles but cannot resist. He slowly enters /jp/ as /jp/ moans with ecstasy, his virgin penis spraying clear liquids all over the floor. Another man quiets the moaning by ramming his 11 inch penis down /jp/s throat, fucking his moist throat. Eventually he orgasms into his mouth, milking the last drops of delicious semen into /jp/'s stomach. The man behind /jp/ orgasms too, filling /jp/ with warm seed, making his belly swell. /jp/ collapses, the men around him circle up and start jacking off, showering him with warm seed. Where does this story end? JOIN THE ARMY.

>>6958619
We would make great ammo for suicide missions and scapegoating though.

>>6958693
I would never abandon someone who'd give me that chance. The only downside is that you'll know me as a man, which could be a turn off. Also if you live in another country we'll have to get married so I can get citizenship... yeah..

>>6958718
If only I had a house of my own.

>>6958714
Best propaganda ever.

>>6958714
>JOIN THE ARMY.
That is clearly a navy story.

>>6958714
But army guys fear the gay.

>>6958748
;_; If I did then I wouldn't be coming to /jp/ for help. I'm gonna miss this body when I hit the testosterone spike.

>>6958714
Oh god you guys are so good at writing erotic stories. I can't fap to anything but porn with a story like hentai doujins or VNs. Normal pictures are cute, but I can't fap to them.

>>6958714
>/jp/ in the army

>>6958764
I am the original guy you were talking to. Which country are you living in?

>>6958714
>shoulder length hair.

Good luck with obligatory head shaving.

>>6958794
UK.

>>6958793
/jp/ in the army

>>6958806
but it's past 4am here, you've been sat up all this time? I hope you find someone to take you in anon, I really do, I wish I was capable.

>>6958834
;_;
Like most anons in any country other than the USA, My sleeping pattern is very erratic, it's either wake up at 2am to 6pm, or wake up at 6pm sleep at 10am. Which is better? Anyway, my dream, while attainable, is impossible for me, since I won't be able to leave my conservative parents until I'm too old to transition well enough. So a kind /jp/ anon who will help me is my only choice. Ah well.

>>6958334
I started loosing hair years ago when I was 16. Felt bad man but I some medication shampoo to cure w/e I had. Fucking cost $90 for a tiny bottle. At least I didnt have to pay for it. Also Canadafag here, some people at my university think im autistic so I might actually try to get that monthly check instead of working. I can live on not much food.

>>6958881
I feel like I'm losing my hair. I guess it's paranoia, though.

A lot of people suggest maybe meeting up and spending their last days with each other or just exchanging handles online and talking with each other or joining the /jp/ blog circle but I was wondering if there was any other kind of way to support one another without so much interaction...

Hypothetically, how many of you guys would be willing to financially support others without being in contact with them? For a couple of years it's kind of been my dream that if I were to be able to get out of this rut maybe I could also at least help one other person escape the pressures of society even if I couldn't... The only thing alike to this I've seen around here are people talking about people being supported while being quite familiar with the person they're being supported by.

>>6958894
Same here. I have long hair and when I tie it back, the area slightly in front of and above my temples seems to be going. But it could just be paranoia.

>>6958894
Probably isn't, i thought it was just me at first but then it got worse.
>>6958908 The temples are where I started loosing hair according to the doctor but it felt very thin to me overall since I had thick hair for my whole life until then.

>>6958806
That is a shame. I live on the other side of the world. ;_;

>>6958908
>>6958894
If you can run your hands through your hair and not end up with about 5 or 6 hairs in your hand then you're probably not balding.

>>6958913
I love you for at least considering it ;_;

>>6958894
Probably isn't, i thought it was just me at first but then it got worse.
>>6958908
The temples are where I started loosing hair according to the doctor but it felt very thin to me overall since I had thick hair for my whole life until then.

>>6958904
I'd love to help a fellow anon out, but likewise I need to get myself in a position to do so first. Moving out and getting some form of income, even if it's just autism funds would need to be established first.

How the hell does one go about getting autism money after seeing a doctor about diagnosis? I was shocked by how many points apply after reading through some diagnosis material for autism, so I could potentially get diagnosed, but how does one go about turning that into money?

That's not really an accurate thing to say... Especially if I've not showered for a long while, I can definitely get about ten hairs coming out if I run my fingers through my hair. It's been like this for a long time but I don't have any signs of balding...

>>6958904
It would depend on my financial situation to be honest. Obviously, I am dreadfully poor at this point. I would at least want to know the person doesn't want to be part of society and rejects normalcy. But as I mentioned in a thread a number of days ago, I'm going to start buying lottery tickets. If I win I will support people and buy a large house for fellows to live in.

In fact, while I am poor my parents are doing OK and own 2 houses. One day, there may be a place where people can take it easy together. Pooling together mental illness payments would probably work quite well.

>>6958941
Yeah pooling together the cheques would work only problem is the government might find it suspicous of all these cheques going to one house.

>>6958941
I remember that thread. You guys are gonna have to marry me so I can get citizenship. I wish I lived in the states.

I've been saving up money so I can move out (only thing stopping me) and split rent with a friend of mine. Everyone I've ever known (except for a few friends) have made my life so horrible i've considered suicide too many times. So I have a fresh start and im considering changing my name so no one I used to know can ever find me. Still no clue on what I should change my name to.

>>6958974
I've got one friend that I'd love to do something like that with, we haven't seen each other in years, but I talk to him constantly online. We have a remarkable shared humor, we used to burst out laughing just being in the same room as each other. It's odd when you realize you'd probably have killed yourself if it wasn't for someone, but I probably would, he's honestly made my life bearable for as long as it's been so far. If only I were a girl.

Alas, I'm always too embarrassed to suggest moving somewhere together, though we do sometimes make NHK references in regards to making it big off an ero-game and buying a house since he's on a graphics course and I'm on a programming course, but I don't want to ruin what I have. And I've just realized I'm friend-zoning myself, but that's okay, right - we're friends.

Being poor >autism benefits >Anal masturbating >Saging >Being hikki >Reality is shit > I hope heaven is better >Soft skin > Vitamin D >Racism > Meta >Military >eropasta >Hair loss >Living together

I love you /jp/. The fact we keep most of our meta shit in one thread is so great, I hope we can never get any new users from this point in time. I wish moot would ban everyone who isn't a regular poster.

>>6959016
I love you too anon.

>>6959015
It took me a while to realise I was in love with my best friend. He calls me a girl sometimes, he does it as a joke but it turns me on so much. I want him to fuck me so badly. God dammit I'm alone. I want to be a girl so he would be in that situation where he thinks 'I've been friends with her all my life, and I value the friendship, but maybe it could be something more?' I hate being male I love my penis though, I wish I'd come out with GID at 10 so I could be a trap like
http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Kim_Petras
Sorry for ED.

>>6958904
How do you support someone without any interaction? The closest example I can think of is paying taxes or donating to a charity, but that is not the same.

>>6959039
I don't want to fuck him, though if I were a girl~ . But I do have a strong platonic love for him.

He's been single for years now after his relationship with some cheating wench went down the pan, I don't see why since he's not unattractive and he can mingle with normals despite being able to converse with me about /jp/ related weeaboo-ness on an almost even footing. That said, I'm happy he's not being stolen away from me by more 3d pigs, I can't imagine what I'd do without him. I know I'd happily die for him.

>/jp/ - Otaku homolust

>>6959039
I know what you're saying.

I dropped out of school quite young and was a total shut in. Anyway, I ended up being forced to do a course when I was 21 and you can imagine how socially awkward I was after years of never talking to anyone. I met a guy in this course who was really lovely. We ended up hanging out a lot and drinking together nearly every night, playing games etc. One night I actually put my hand on his leg and he flinched away so hard. I was so embarrassed and cried for ages after he left. I barely see him anymore but we still chat sometimes. Now it is back to having no friends.

>>6959077
and that's exactly what I fear.

>>6959077
>>6959068
Oh god I want to be held by another man so badly ;_; I feel like if I were just held my problems would all go away. I wish we all lived in the same country so we could go and hang out then just hug each other all night. I regularly have sexual fantasies about being a girl and fucking people. Seriously why the fuck were we born as men? What's wrong with us that we can't have what we want?

>>6959106
After enduring this hell, we're bound to be rewarded next time, right anon?

Also, it's approaching 5:30am, I've got to catch a train at 8am and spend all day in university. All my sad, I don't want to leave the house. I don't want to leave my room. I don't want to leave /jp/.

>>6959123
We will be waiting warmly for your return. I hope university isn't too awful for you and you have as nice a day as possible. We'll be thinking of you~!

>>6959123
That means you live in the UK... Do you want to meet up and go hang out somewhere with a fellow /jp/er? ... Sorry I'm pathetic

>>6959166
I'm too insecure to go meeting people I think, it's hard enough leaving the house. It's heart breaking knowing you'll meet them, and what they deserve is a little girl that will take care of them, but all there is is you.

It's not you anon, it's me. You're not pathetic, you just deserve better than what reality has given you.

>>6959106

>Oh god I want to be held by another man so badly ;_;

If you visit a gay bar, all of your dreams will be realized in the form of a obese Italian man with chest hair, body odour, and an affinity for gaudy gold jewelry, who will give you so many Pina Coladas that you won't even realize you're sucking him off over a toilet until his uncircumsized, cheesy cock is blowing wads in your throat.

His name will probably be Gino, or Vinnie, or something like that.

>>6959182
It sure feels like me. Alright then, have fun with your day structure at University.

>>6959192
Well... Maybe I will.

>>6959192
You should know by now, Arc, that is too lewd. Honestly, I just want to lay with a kind and gentle person, hug, hold hands etc.

>>6959214
I would hold your warm hand, /jp/

>>6959214

Who said that wouldn't be included? Italians are romantics at heart, or so I've heard.

>>6959062
I guess what I meant is more like as little as possible interaction. Even living in the same house would be okay, maybe. I think something along the lines of how a lot of /jp/ers are living with their parents but with an Anon being in the place of the parent (I'm assuming /jp/ers don't really talk to their parents and maybe only rely on them for meals). This way you'd see each other maybe once a month but still know that the other was there for a kind of comfort value.

>>6959166
I'm a different poster in the UK. I'm not really interested in meeting up but I would be interested in maybe following you around. That sounds weirder than I had intended but it's the closest I can really get to the desire I have for company.

>>6959256
Well I could go to say Leeds or something and walk around, while you tail me. That would be fun, I guess, at least it's a day out.

>>6959261
Hah, leeds isn't far away from me. Small world. Shame I'm terrified of rejection and disappointing.

>>6959261
Leeds might be a bit too far for me... I'm in London. Do you know how to get cheap train tickets maybe?

>>6959271
I live in Yorkshire, I can go from Leeds to York in about 30 mins. I would totally love to go to a cafe with one of you and discuss totally being straight and stuff. And trust me, I am ugly as fuck and short, with greasy hair, pretty fat too, and the fact I wear big clothes does not help.

>>6959274
I don't but we could meet halfway if you want. Not just to tail me though, I'd get lost.

Don't suppose any /jp/ australians are around?

>>6959279
I'm from Teesside - so not far at all. Maybe one day I'll be feeling in a better mood and we can meet anon. I'm not going to quit /jp/ any time soon.

>>6959279

>And trust me, I am ugly as fuck and short, with greasy hair, pretty fat too

Ohhhh, you're so going to get your chubby can rocked by the other Anon. It's gonna be -SLAP-SLAP-SLAP-SQUISH- with you two.

>>6959284
Yeah, I've been here for this entire thread.

>>6959291
Man that's so close to me, it really is a small world. I'm from Harrogate........... If you want to meet up ever.................................. add my e-mail. It's a crap email that I check every now and then but I'll get your mail and then add you on my main account to deter trolls.

>>6959292
I'd prefer to meet under the premise of no sexual contact. He'd know me by seeing me that I'm a /jp/ anon.

>>6959279
You can e-mail me at asdfd@email.com or if anyone else is interested, they can email me too...

Where do you buy ramen in UK?

>>6959354
They're called Super Noodles here.

Too lazy to catch up with the thread so just tossing this in real quick, OP, just open a credit account. Well granted that might not be so easy at the moment since it's obvious your funds are not so good, and if you don't have a job or college tuition or something they probably won't find a reason to give give you a credit line unless they are just asses that want to put you in debt (which is quite probable actually).

But still, with a credit line you can at least get some stuff now and if you pay for it within a ~month or whenever your next payment's due, then you shouldn't get hit with extra lost money from your APR dinging you. Of course you better be damn sure to pay it in time because if you default your APR will go through the roof and you will have a bitch of a time getting a new card.

Also you can try cash advances from your bank, similar kind of thing really it's like a temporary little loan... although really it's way way easier to do a cash advance if you have a credit card, you you had to for example you might be able to just magically plop over $300 into your checking and only get hit with like a $15 finance charge or something for it. And of course like a 19% APR on that advance which means you better pay that shit fast.

While they're not the most helpful of solutions, and it's way better to have a tiny little bit of net postive money than to be in debt, if you just have to fucking eat and there's no other way then it's an option to keep in mind.

>>6959354
Any Asian grocery store or pot noodles might suffice for you. A lot of supermarkets sell cup noodles for just 30p or something along those lines.

>>6959342
Thanks for giving me false hope for one second, at least.

>>6959374
I know the e-mail address looks fake but just give it a go. It really is real.

Just a protip: anyone who wants autism benefits to be a neet, be warned, you may have to tell a future employer that you've had benefits for being disabled (I know a lot of /jp/ anons think they'll be a neet forever, but some might just want to be a neet for a few months/years to fuck around and do whatever you please).

Wow, this thread went from poor to sexy to depressing. I feel sorry for you guys, too scared to meet each other. I guess I'd be the same, though.

>>6959378
I'm sorry. Same poster here. It's actually asdfdd@email.com I missed a d...

>>6959378
www.email.com is just a spam website. So no, it's not real.

>>6959380
What was the sexy part? The anal masturbation or men hugging each other and holding hands? When someone asked if there was an Australian on here I nearly had a heart attack just saying "yes."

I've enjoyed this thread, but it feels like there was only a few people posting in it really.

>>6959384
Hey, come on... It's actually associated with mail.com

>>6959389
The bit about being raped in the army was pretty hot...

>>6959391
dammit alright I'll email you. Reply quickly though so I know it's not crap.

>>6959389
I've enjoyed this thread too, but I always feel guilty when threads turn into meetups and depressed neets crying on each others shoulders. I usually associate that with lesser boards and normals. I ease my guilty conscience with sage, at least I'm not bumping it, right?

Alas, time to start getting ready for university. See you in 12 hours /jp/.

>>6959389
>I nearly had a heart attack just saying "yes."
Don't be scared

>>6959411
I wish I could was at University having something to do other than jack off and play VNs.

>>6959478
Sounds like you're living the dream.

>>6959488
Even living the dream gets old. You might not believe it now, but after a few years... I just loses it's shine.

>>6959503
As does further education to strive off working for as long as possible. Spending more of your limited funds on train fares and books, exams, assignments, having to put up with the normals and going outside etc

>>6959512
This is just all too true.
So, what will come after that?
It only can end in one way and I know it.
I'm not there just yet, but it surely can't be long now.

>>6959503
Everything loses it's shine eventually.

>>6959563
You could also give being a normal another try. It's never too late, or so I've heard. It might work out if you got nothing to lose.

>>6959591
Nah, there is a point of no return. The values normals use to generate enthusiasm become meaningless after a while, so you have to rely on your self and your own satisfaction. This is what my therapist said anyway. But there are benefits to it. You could do something really creative or find meaning in what you choose to do, but I don't think many on here are capable of going back to caring what the antfarm thinks of them, wanting to get a wife and a nice house etc.

I don't mean to be pessimistic, go and do things, out there, but understanding normals is too hard. Or maybe I'm just projecting.

Until I rescue a lonely trap and shower them with infinite love and tenderness, I will always be dead inside.

>>6959623
I've been saying that I'd be that trap throughout this thread. I wish I lived in your country.

Could we get a census on where /jp/'ers are located?

>>6959635
I wish you lived here too. I'm the same guy as well. ;_;

>>6959640
>>6959635
Man, you guys are just not meant to be.

>>6959637

All over the place, it seems like we have a surprising amount of Europeans around here, as in far more than normal on 4chan. And a couple Asians and Latinos as well.

I suppose one bit could be because the British government is much more conducive to NEETs getting away with not doing shit and still living comfortably..

>>6959655
There are no actual NEETs on /jp/

>>6959563
I've been thinking the same thing for a while now.
I wonder what still has to happen until I'll finally be able to end my pitiful existence.
I wish I could just find the courage to do it now.

>>6959661
I beg to differ. But that said, I agree that there are a few fakers, since appearing to be a NEET is a status symbol.

>>6959563
I've got 3 more years to go in uni unless I drop out. After that I have no idea, ever since I left school I've just been going into education to avoid that time.

>>6959665
im a neet for real but tomorrow i go to the store and buy food for the next 2 weeks because i got a fat wad of dough real talk

maybe ill splurge and buy some chocolates and pretend my waifu gave them to me or something since being a neet on valentines day is pretty shitty

anyway time to go watch animes and jerk off and go to bed lates

>>6959665
Damn, in what way is being a NEET a status symbol now?
I mean come on... I'm a pathetic, disgusting waste of human skin. Why could anyone want to be/pretend to be like that?

>>6959678
Some people take pride in it. For reasons that are beyond me.

>>6959689
I don't think any real NEET takes pride in it, surely it's just people who think 'not going outside much' is a NEET.

Is there anyone on here who's taking meds against depression? Does this shit actually work?

I don't want to end up in a worse state than I'm now.

>>6959678
Well think about it, if I said I had a job, people would sagebomb me and call me a normal. I'm glad I'm a NEET in real life so I understand you, but it's still better to keep others here who understand us.

>>6959637
There are a few Australians. I've been a regular here since the split, I know there is one or two more at least, but how regularly they post I don't know. There seem to be barely any.

I'm fairly sure there are a couple of folk from New Zealand as well.

>>6959696
neet doesnt imply shutin it just means you dont like to spend your time with boring and meaningless shit like school or work

wouldnt you take pride in living your life in complete freedom and not bound to the system?

think about it

>>6959701
I started taking both anti-depressants and anti-psychotics when I was about 13. I didn't even have psychotic symptoms, healthcare was just lazy. They didn't help me at all, but theydo work for some I here.

I met a therapist when I was 18 and have seen him for years. It was the best help I ever had. He didn't want to change me at all, but to help me find happiness in the things I already enjoy and to view my life more positively, I guess. As well as being treated for OCD etc.

>>6959707
>neet doesnt imply shutin

Which is exactly what I'm saying the people who think 'yo dog, being a NEET is cool' are.

The few NEETs I've had any length conversation with are usually unhappy and / or ashamed.

>>6959716
It is no measure of health to be well adjusted to a profoundly sick society.

>>6959722
Krishnamurti, eh?

I'll raise you one with Hesse.

"Whereupon it occurred to me--so it is with everyone. Just as I dress and go out to visit the professor and exchange a few more or less insincere compliments with him, without really wanting to at all, so it is with the majority of men day by day and hour by hour in their daily lives and affairs. Without really wanting to at all, they pay calls and carry on conversations, sit out their lives at desks and on office chairs; and it is all compulsory, mechanical and against the grain, and it could all be done or left undone just as well by machines; and indeed it is this never-ceasing machinery that prevents their being, like me, the critics of their own lives and recognizing the stupidity and shallowness, the hopeless tragedy and waste of the lives they lead, and the awful ambiguity grinning over it all. And they are right, right a thousand times to live as they do, playing their games and pursuing their business, instead of resisting the dreary machine and staring into the void as I do, who have left the track. Let no one think that I blame other men, though now and then in these pages I scorn and even deride them, or that I accuse them of the responsibility of my personal misery. But now that I have come so far, and standing as I do on the extreme verge of life where the ground falls away before me into bottomless darkness, I should do wrong and I should lie if I pretended to myself or to others that that machine still revolved for me and that I was still obedient to the eternal child's play of that charming world."

Becoming a wealthy NEET is my dream.

>>6959701
They work. In what way/if it's an improvement to your situation is another question. I have been on medication for several years, on various antidepressants before eventually giving up on it altogether.
I realized it just didn't work for me. All they did was make me feel numb and indifferent (at best). I don't know if feeling nothing should be considered better.

I guess you can give it a try if you feel your situation is unbearable otherwise.

>>6959743
I'm not the guy you're responding to but the guy who said they didn't work in my case. For me, the problem was not feeling anything (apart from anxiety) to start with, so I suppose this is why they didn't do so much for me.

Being a NEET does not make me miserable. What makes me miserable is looking at the future and knowing it won't last and that I'm only making things more difficult for myself.

>>6959743
I've always despised the thought of antidepressants. Surely that sadness is a part of you? Drugging it away isn't even a cure (if you feel sadness needs to be cured in the first place), it's just burying it.

>>6959750
I tend to agree with you, but they should be there as a last resort.

Working through the sadness and depression and being honest with yourself about why you feel this way is the best way forward in my opinion, but it also opens up a whole new world of pain when you really know yourself. Unless someone actually has a proper chemical imbalance. Also, I am probably romanticizing the shit out of this.

>>6959727
Good old Steppenwolf. Having read it in school, what seems almost a lifetime ago now, I would've never thought I would be able to ever relate to it that deeply.

Charming world, indeed.

>>6959750
I got some once due to my depression from multi personality disorder. I felt even more deprpessed after taking one only because of how weak I felt from going that low. Somehow, I cant remember but I stopped being depressed. I think I managed to talk myself out of depression. Cant remember (cant remember almost anything at that) I dont even know if I had any traumatic past that caused it all.

>>6959750
I feel this way about a lot of medications for depression and anxiety. I was put on gabapentin for anxiety, a gradually increasing amount over three weeks. The idea really creeped me out that I would probably be changing my mind. What would the effects be if I stopped taking the pills? I stopped taking it within the first week. After I quit I told my parents to just leave me alone since they're the ones that likely caused this by always bothering about what I was going to do with school and/or a job. I couldn't even relax in my own room without feeling like they were right outside my door. It was horrible. One time my mom knocked on the door at 2 PM and was very angry when I told her I was still sleeping, even though I just went to bed 4 hours prior. They've stopped bothering me and I've been left to myself in my room for about three weeks now. I think my mood has improved very much.

>>6959770
Heh. I always thought is was kinda funny teachers would give it their students to read.

>>6959727
Any more quotes or stories?

Gee sure is dead thread

>>6959945
Yeah. It was enjoyable but also quite depressing. I wander where we all be in 5 years. I hope some of us survive.

Fuckiing losers. Clean yourselves up, get some fresh air and exercise and make something of your lives. Being alive is a gift. Why waste it away by spending every day in your dark little rooms cut off from the world? Do you really want to live like this forever? Don't you want to experience what it means to be truly alive?

>>6959960
What is it exactly we "lost"? Some type of wonderful game?

>>6959952
I avoid thinking about the future as much as possible.
I know I'll probably be stuck in a dead end job somewhere after having left my needom behind.

>Don't you want to experience what it means to be truly alive?
Please enlighten me on the great experiences this world's got to offer that I've missed till now.

>>6959963
You should know by now that it's pointless to argue about this with normals.

>>6959966
True, but still. I would like to hear what this guy is living for. Most of these people just mask their own insecurity with self-righteous posts like that.

>>6959976
Find something that makes you happy and pursue it. I know your situation is difficult to get out of. You feel like nothing matters anymore. But continuing to wollow in depression and self-pity is just going to make things worse in the end.

>>6959986
Empty, empty words.

>>6959986
Ah, see the thing is the things that would make us happy either don't exist, are extremely hard to come by or are impossible. On the other hand, most of us generally do things that make us happy, it just seems "pathetic" to normals.

If you feel like you should be female, and live in a condition where taking hormones is out of the question and you hate what you are day in day out, what are you supposed to do?

That is just an example and not exactly a condemnation of normalcy. In a world filled with idiots who abuse each other and want to get ahead by kicking each others teeth in and stabbing each other in the back over petty bullshit, where exactly do you go to find a sensitive guy who wants to be gently hugged each night?

I'm sure this is an awful post I should be embarrassed by, I haven't slept in quite a while.

>>6959986
Damn, that's the first time I've heard this. What astonishing insight.

See, the thing is this: People don't end up this way by chance and telling them to get their act together and to return to a normal life is going to do nothing. It's these very 'normal lives' that drove them to this lifestyle to begin with.

>If you feel like you should be female

That's seriously fucked up. Please tell me you're joking.

>>6959750
I tend to feel the same way, but I don't think what you're talking about is what's medicated, it's when you don't merely feel sad about something, but a sort of self-propelled depression--perhaps even a non-feeling where there is just a emptiness which stretches across the horizon of the senses. Even more than persisting though it's painful or agonizing or one simply finds a sort of alien thing seemingly antithetic to life, I can't help but think of the artist from Andreyev's Lazarus:

""I have found it."

And without changing the dusty clothes he wore on his journey, he fell to work, and the marble obediently resounded under his sonorous hammer. Long and eagerly worked he, admitting no one, until one morning he announced that the work was ready and ordered his friends to be summoned, severe critics and connoisseurs of art. And to meet them he put on bright and gorgeous garments, that glittered with yellow gold—and—scarlet byssus.

"Here is my work," said he thoughtfully.

His friends glanced and a shadow of profound sorrow covered their faces. It was something monstrous, deprived of all the lines and shapes familiar to the eye, but not without a hint at some new, strange image.

On a thin, crooked twig, or rather on an ugly likeness of a twig rested askew a blind, ugly, shapeless, outspread mass of something utterly and inconceivably distorted, a mad leap of wild and bizarre fragments, all feebly and vainly striving to part from one another. And, as if by chance, beneath one of the wildly-rent salients a butterfly was chiseled with divine skill, all airy loveliness, delicacy, and beauty, with transparent wings, which seemed to tremble with an impotent desire to take flight."

>/jp/ - Nihilism General

>>6960003
Welcome to /jp/, have you discarded your prejudiced morals today?

>>6959991
I'd rather live bleakly, squalidly, hating myself every day and wallowing in my filth than cling to such words. But I wouldn't impose such a life upon anyone else, nor wish anyone to live such a life; if one wants to "get over" depression/self-loathing, then psychiatry/therapy is an excellent idea (make sure to find a decent therapist/psychiatrist though).

>>6960016
I remember that. Care to post the second part?

>>6960020

>this thread

>>6960024
Thank you.

>>6960027
Holy shit I have not laughed so hard in a long time. Thank you.

>>6959997
Man, I hate normals so much. All I want to do is take hormones and be seen as female. But it will never happen because of my situation. I just want to be in a place where I can take it easy, but because of normals I never will be.

I would love to have a roommate who would make a good trap, but I'm a little skeptical to the hormone stuff. An obvious part is the loss of male sex drive. I don't mind limp dicks, they can actually be pretty cute, but I'd want him to still be able to achieve orgasms when I fuck him. And the other part is all the bad things I've heard about how being on hormones fucks you up emotionally, and basically turns your brain into that of an irrational woman in puberty, which completely destroys one of the main appeals of being with a trap.

>>6960506
You can still orgasm, it's just you can't get an erection, and while you do lose your sex drive, mostly it's just acting like a woman that makes you think that way. Also it's a pretty tall order to ask for someone who was born the wrong gender to be stable. I know if some super cool guy took me in so I could get on hormones we'd be bros for life though, especially for putting up with my shit while I'm on them.

>>6960516
Also for some fucked up reason I get really turned on by the idea of knowing for sure that I'll never penetrate someone with my penis, but will always be a female in terms of sexual relationships and penetration. I probably would never have my dick turned inside out, since it would make sex less pleasurable, though.
Inb4: lol ur nvr gnna fuck anyone anyway, forever alone fgt.

>>6960525
Now we're talking. You should post some contact info.

>>6960528
Unless you're in the UK it doesn't matter. I've had a fucked up life, I believe if I were on hormones though I'd turn out very passable. It's all I want to do right now but due to parents being really conservative I can't do it while I live here, and by the time I move out I will probably have lost the chance to transition. I came out at age 14 but quickly went back in and passed it off as a joke due to ridicule. If only I had the chance then, things would be better. That said I have a hormone imbalance and I look far more youthful than I am (I look about 16), so if I get my shit together quickly I'll turn out ok.

>>6960538
You're obviously clinging to some kind of hope by continuing to post here, and it certainly doesn't hurt with some discussion outside of /jp/.

>>6960540
Story of my life. Doesn't hurt to try these things, though. I'll probably kill myself when I'm too old to transition well anyway, so I'll see you guys in Gensokyo.

>>6960543
So post some contact info instead of just talking about how it's all hopeless.

>>6960546
Email is in the email field.

>>6960552
He will rape and kill you.

hurah, another day survived.

>>6960538
How long before hormones are no longer an option anon? I'm sorely tempted to try and save you, as empty as that sounds and as little as I want to get your hopes up if I only end up failing you. You've done nothing to deserve that.

>>6960924
Well I'd say I'm ok until the end of this year... but who knows how more manly I'll get. Right now I'm pretty feminine... but I'm not sure how long until the manliness outweighs the femininity and I have no time life... I'd really appreciate anyone who would help me out.. this I feel is my last chance.

>>6960960
If I manage to stay in university and scrape together enough money to find an abode suitable, I promise you you're invited.

>>6960981
Heh, thanks for the offer. I already said my email twice... I kind of don't want to bump this thread at the moment. It's in this post
>>6960552
Thanks..

>>6960981
I hope you wrote it down or something...

>>6960543
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>>6960552
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>>6961303
Tragic /jp/ love story. Sickeningly normal

>>6961303
>implying I didn't write it down hours and hours ago before I left the house.

Who do you take me for anon, some heartless 3d? Sorry for not replying, I went to sleep when I got in. I've now woke up at the healthy time of 11pm.

>>6961921
Thanks, I have to go now, but I'll be online at a similar time tomorrow and we can play tag. Anyway drop me an email whenever. Not like I have anything better to do than check my inbox, heh.