/jp/ - Otaku Culture

No nuclear theories allowed and no fanon vs. canon allowed.

I think there is still one.

>>6953168
It's gone.

>>6953166

So... Um... Do we just talk about her tits then?

I love youkai. I just wanted to say it.

I love youkai.

>>6953181
Sounds good to me.

>>6953181

Either that... or an attempt to shed some light on which exact species of bird the yatagarasu is based on.

It would seem somewhat like how ancient Finns decided all birds of prey were "hawks", ancient Japanese decided all corvids were "crows".

>>6953218

The United Nations will be sending an inquiry to Parsee for mishandling those nuclear warheads.

>>6953181
I support this idea.

>thread about Okuu's breasts

Best thread on /jp/.

Exercise caution.

>>6953218
This picture is simply glorious. There are very few artists who can make breasts that big that appealing.

Good god they're almost twice the size of her head.

I will be spending my valentines day with Okuu /jp/. What can I do to make it special for her though?

>>6953359

Present her with a fuel rod.

>>6953359
Drink nuclear waste.

>>6953359
Have sex with her

>>6953359
Maybe try irradiating yourself? I'm sure she would appreciate the thought!

Can some people post some Okuu with...less assets? These titties you are posting are quite rude, and I am not a big fan.

She is nervous and so am I.

>>6953359

Black roses and tiger cake.

>>6953359
Have sex with Kanako.

>>6953368

>These titties you are posting are quite rude, and I am not a big fan...

Unfortunately, our defensive doctrine requires Intercontinental Ballistic Missiles. We cannot afford to skimp on the size of Okuu's payload.

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>>6953364

Thank you for sharing your ideas I will take them all into consideration.

>>6953389

Turn the key.

>>6953387

I don't know... I hear thermobarics are going to be the next big thing. A safer, cleaner, more politically correct method of killing and maiming with fire.

>>6953368

How much less are we talking about here? I am quite fond of lolikuu art myself.

>>6953417
If you continue along that vein of art, I will be most pleased.

>>6953432

I should have plenty. Please watch warmly.

>>6953451
What the HELL happened to her right hand?

>>6953410

I'm going to miss the Cold War-era dinosaurs.

>>6953458
What the fuck am I looking at here? Almost 7 foot tall Okuu? This goes against everything I have ever believed in.

Her ass has widespread support.

>>6953462

Utsuho is fairly tall. Probably up there with Yuugi. Obviously not 7 feet tall but certainly taller compared to others.

>>6953462
You're telling me you wouldn't fuck them all?
You don't want busty mature Okuu to blow you while she chokes you out by wrapping her lean thighs around your neck? Or laugh at you when you try to fill her up with your tiny pecker?

Future ruler of the surface world is sometimes scared to sleep alone.

>>6953474
But I have always seen her as tall by Japan standards. I would say almost 6 foot, certainly no where near as tall as Yuugi or Kanako, though. That would be ludicrous.

>>6953474
Utsuho Reiuji taller than a tree

>>6953480

Well, yeah, Kanako is just abnormally huge. But regardless I still think she ranks in the top 5.

>>6953490
Yeah, a fair bit taller than aya, even with aya's tall ass-shoes. In other news, wolf-(crow?)-(raven?) tengu utsuho.

Speaking of loli Okuu, is anyone still eagerly awaiting the continuation of this?

>>6953495
I am but I'm also enjoying the SDM stories he's currently doing.

>>6953462

Well... she's big. Not oni-huge, but certainly quite big. 175-185, somewhere in that range.

And no, have no sources for those numbers other than past speculation and consensus.

>>6953495
heck yes I am

>>6953495
I'm ashamed to say I don't even know what it is. Though if it pertains to loli Okuu, I am certainly eagerly awaiting it.

>>6953480
We'll have to wait till she appears in WaHH to compare properly.

>>6953480
I always considered her as about half a head shorter than me. Maybe 5'8". No giant, but about the same as Aya without her shoes.

>>6953504

http://danbooru.donmai.us/pool/show/1407

It's definitely worth the read like most of this guys comics, all of which are dangerously diabetes inducing.

>>6953500
Also sprites from Soku and ZUNart counts, a bit.

>>6953521

Wonder sometimes if ZUN makes stuff up as he goes with complete disregard for details, or if there is some hidden puzzle to answer the obscure questions.
Let's see... Yukari is taller than Ran, Ran and Sakuya are the same height, Alice is taller than Sakuya, Marisa is shorter than Alice, Marisa and Reimu are the same height, Reimu is taller than Suika, Suika is taller than Cirno, Cirno is roughly the size of a 10 year old child...

... I got way too much free time.

>>6953539
Actually Reimu is slightly taller than Marisa, she's slightly older as well.

>Wonder sometimes if ZUN makes stuff up as he goes with complete disregard for details,

Is there room for debate here?

>>6953539

Now is a good time to remind everyone that ZUN invents these things while he's drunk as a Scottish Laird.

tall-kuu is a miracle of the universe

>>6953551

I somehow find it highly doubtful that ZUN himself knows or cares how the creative process works.

>>6953545

What? Damn it.
Okay, back to scratch.

Another glasses Okuu I haven't seen posted yet.

For those of you who prefer your scholarly and educated hell raven.

>>6953572
Real life okuu (as real as we will ever get)

>>6953582

>>6953585
This looks more real to me.

Okuu made me want to adopt a raven.

Okuu is the breast touhou

>>6953591

I will call her Unyuho and teach her how to Unyu.

>>6953588
>>6953582
!!!!

My crotch exploded.

>>6953589
I meant to say most human like since also real life/non-gensokyo = no wings.
>>6953591
That reminds me of when I was in japan a couple years ago and I saw some buy biking with a raven on his shoulder. Cool guy, too bad touhou 11 hadn't came out then or else I would have thought he was cooler.

>>6953596
Heres the video its from: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zS6IT9UMC8U&feature=related

>>6953591

You need to be a special kind of person to adopt a pet that will not hesitate to eat you if you die in its presence.

>>6953614

He must be a Son of Odin.

>>6953594

My heart just burst.

Dumping a minicomic. I don't even know if this is its actual name because previous dumper didn't list its name, but yeah

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>>6953625

Indeed. He should be well received in Valhalla, provided he has given hearth unto the raven with singing sword and extinguished lives with sibilant spear, as a poet that sounded a lot better in Icelandic put it.

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>>6953665

~Fin~

..At least, as far as I know. I don't have anything saved after this point, so yeah. If anyone knows if there's a continuation of this, I'd appreciate a source

>>6953614

I actually kind of wondered about that. I've always observed animal intellect to be in direct correlation with their capacity for emotional attachment towards other beings. That being said I think a raven would be smart enough to not want to eat its master.

>>6953675
Her original wings are small. I knew it.

>>6953682
My old budgie wanted to eat me. He would try eating anything that moved. I was kinda glad when he died. That being said it died a natural death. My new budgie is nice but afraid of everything.

>>6953682

Sort of. Corvids are smart, but birds still have their brains wired like light switches.
If you're alive, you're a living being, an intelligent creature, someone to communicate with, a source of security and fellowship, an object of affection and concern - if you wish, a friend.
If you're dead, you're good to eat.

>>6953682

Why is it considered intelligent to not devour the dead body of one's master? Surely it seems uncouth by most standards, but respecting the dead is something done purely for our own comfort, not the deceased. They're dead, what do they care what you do with their body?

>>6953692
>My old budgie wanted to eat me.

Did that scene look a little something like this?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cf9JUwCUwds

>>6953682
Corvids are the smartest animals on earth, Ravens specifically have shown superiority to that of apes.

http://scienceblogs.com/grrlscientist/2007/04/just_how_smart_are_ravens.php

This is one of my favorite pics, she looks so damn beautiful and majestic.

Love this one.
Reminds me of late 90's MtG art.
Okuu would send poor little Radiant running crying to mama Serra to save her from the scary birds.

>>6953723
I don't mean to rain on your parade but claiming that Corvids are the world's smartest animals (other than humans, of course) is dubious at best, even if your article says otherwise. Dolphins have long been regarded as the second-most intelligent animal. We are simply able to see the direct result of a bird's intelligence because it's easy to construct logic puzzles out of the water and on a small scale.

>>6953783

Okuu fuels herself from the rage of people arguing over her, and yellowcake, which is less appetizing than it sounds.

>>6953817
still more appetizing than whitecake.

eww whitecake.

>>6953833

Oh... yes, was looking for you. Was wondering if you'd read anywhere what is bound to happen to Hugin and Munin when Ragnarök comes rolling through.

>>6953704
>>6953713

Well, I guess just as long as I am not merely a walking lump of tasty meat that's taking care of her BEFORE I am dead, I'd be okay with that. The important thing is that she loves me when I'm alive.

>>6953851

They proceed to eat Noah's dove.

I actually don't know.

>>6953582
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>>6953608
hnnnnngh
YES

>>6953715
nope, my bird would attack trying to rip off flesh. Which it did, it didnt hurt much but bled quite a bit. Kinda like how a wolf would take a chunk of flesh off of an animal.

>>6953851
Depends on what restructuring you believe in.

Honestly Helen I'm 3/4's into a bottle of sailor jerry's right now probably not the best time for theories on norse lore.

Though thorwin's cross may or may not tell of them being devoured by fenrir,but its an incomplete stone so who knows.

>>6953899

Here, have this picture of Okuu having her cake eaten.

Okuu loves cake, so she's understandably upset.

>>6953899

Here, have this picture of Okuu having her cake eaten.

Okuu loves cake, so she's understandably upset.

Second try!

>>6953897
>it didn't hurt much but bled quite a bit.

>my bird would attack trying to rip off flesh.... Kinda like how a wolf would take a chunk of flesh off of an animal.

>...rip off flesh. ...Like a wolf...

>...it didn't hurt much...

That's supposed to not hurt much?!

>>6953922

An exaggeration, perhaps?

>>6953899

The latter sounds likely, considering Ragnarök is pretty much the critical mass of worst case scenarios before things can only turn out for the better.

I thank you and wish you good drinking.

>>6953936
If I remember more later when my brain doesn't feel its being smashed out by a slice of lemon wrapped round a large gold brick, I'll gladly tell you.

>>6953967

Good stuff. I should re-up soon...

Stealth nuke.

You can't even see the Eye of Sauron.

>>6954088

That guys healthy Okuu has its own dakimakura.

>>6954129
Good lord! No thank you.
What happened to the guy posting the loli Okuu? I waited as warmly as I could, but nothing came of it.

>>6954129

I love how he conceals the Eye.

Not that the people who want to have sex with her Eye will be pleased...

>>6954142

Sorry, the thread died for some reason.

Now I am all alone in /jp/'s Nuclear Strike Command, and as usual I'm greenlighting all the ICBM launches. Apologies in advance if you were expecting smaller, compact tac nukes.

>>6954142

Are you sure you've been checking the thread?

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>>6953594

Not really sure I can go much more loli than that..

>>6954156
Sorry, I just thought there would be more. When you are being bombarded with ridiculously rude titties left, right, and center, it's easy to overlook an offering that small.

>>6954156

He doesn't just want flat chests.

He wants sunken-in chests.

>>6954151

Bring on the Tzar Bombas

>>6954163
CONCAVE?

Are you insane?

This is literally the youngest I've ever seen someone draw her.

She is just so huggable...

>>6954195

>>6954183

ALL SYSTEMS ARE GO.

>>6954254

Launch Detected.

I must say, as someone that works at a Nuclear Power Plant, I find this thread highly amusing.

>>6954301
I envy you so much.

>>6954301

Don't forget you're here forever.

>>6954319
Don't worry, I get the gist of it. Hell, I wish I had Okuu as a companion while doing general maintenance. Walking around all by yourself checking gauges, readings, charts can get.........lonely. I'd love to hear her input on how we run NPP's in the outside world.

Casual Okuu is cute Okuu.

I was gonna make a new one, but you ninja'd me.

>>6954315
>envy you so much

There is some shit I have to deal with though. You should have seen the entrance test just to get into this place. Questions such as, "Have you ever had sexual thoughts about your mother?" or "Have you ever killed an animal?"

Security is a real hassle and radiation, if not handled quickly and promptly, will be TAKEN OFF with a WIRE BRUSH.

Ouch......

>>6953922
High pain resistance my friend.

Yep.

>>6953888
>>6953888

>Headphone Okuu
>Headphone
>thisismyfetish.jpg

Thanks anon !

>>6954377
>radiation, if not handled quickly and promptly, will be TAKEN OFF with a WIRE BRUSH.
How does that work? Like? Oh hey the wall's glowing green, better scrub it so it's safe?

>>6954499

I thought he meant -scrubbing the top layer of your skin off with a wire brush-.

>>6954377
>radiation, if not handled quickly and promptly, will be TAKEN OFF with a WIRE BRUSH.
How does that work? Oh hey the wall's glowing green, better scrub it so it's safe.

>>6954504
I don't know anything about this stuff, but I thought radiation went more than skin deep.

I made an artistic tribute to Okuu tonight.

>>6954377
Eh, I don't mind.

>>6954519

Good job. I wish I had the courage to pick up my pencil and draw her, no matter how shitty it turned out. She's the only character I'd want to draw.

>>6954553

Thanks! I had to use a damn touchpad. :(

>>6954509
'radiation' as people commonly refer to it, is just grains of hot particles that are sticking to a person or object, and then dividing and launching off subatomic particles which pierce things. So unless you have radioactive dust on you, or unless you are holding a piece of fissile material, you can't 'be radioactive'.

So if I expose you to 1000 REMs and then send you into a mall (assuming you can still walk), nothing will happen to anyone else because you can't catch radiation, only collect the chunks of splitting atoms onto yourself which then shoot other people and you.

The other type of radiation of course is electromagnetic radiation (i.e. microwaves, xrays, light) which have absolutely nothing to do with it.

Just in case you guys were curious. Yeah, you can just wash the stuff off.

>>6954506
No, no. I meant on your SKIN.

>>6954717
edit: nuclear fission does create gamma rays, which are electromagnetic radiation and also the most difficult to block. So saying one type of radiation has nothing to do with the other isn't entirely true, suffice to say that microwaving food will never make it radioactive.

Just waiting for Mr. nuclear scientist to confirm all of this.

>>6954377
>"Have you ever had sexual thoughts about your mother?"
If I say "yes", do I qualify?

>>6954738
>>6954717
Nigger,there's two kind of radatation in this world: ionizing radiation and non-ionizing radiation. Those are the two main categories, not electromagnetic and "the rest"

Also, exposing somebody to 100 REM (that's 20x the legal allowed dosage for a fiscal year) of ANYTHING would kill them, especially if done over a very short amount of time. Furthermore, they wouldn't be radioactive afterwards unless the body had direct contact with radioisotope and was contaminated by it, in which case the amount of radiation required to kill them could be measured in milliREM (espeically if it's an alpha emitter)

>>6954749
Out the door you go. Sanity test failed.

>>6954775
Alright, shithead, let's fix some things with what you said:

The types of ionizing radiation are alpha particles, beta particles, neutrons, and gamma rays. Only one of these is electromagnetic radiation, the gamma ray, because it is a WAVE. The rest are just parts of an atom. So you're wrong, there are two kinds we are dealing with.

1 REM = 0.01 Sv, which means 1000 REM is only 10 Sv. It would cause certain death but not instant death. People have survived exposures this heavy over a short time.

/jp/ - Okuu Culture

>>6954829
>/jp/ - Okuu Culture
I'm okay with this.

>>6954738
>>6954717
not a nuclear scientist, but I do know a bit about radiation.

This is incorrect, it is possible to induce radioactivity into things, either with high energy gamma rays, neutron bombardment, or even other high energy particles like protons from cosmic rays.

Neutron bombardment is pretty straight forward, nuclei absorb neutrons, become unstable and under go decay. BAM! You've made something radioactive. This is known as neutron activation.

Induced radiation by high energy gamma rays, like those generated by most NUCLEAR FUSION reactions, is known as photodissociation. Photodissociation works like this: a high energy gamma ray strikes an atomic nucleus, bringing it to an excited state, the nucleus then decays from this excited state by emitting a subatomic particle, rendering the nucleus unstable. BAM! You've made something radioactive.

Bonus points for whoever figures out pic related.

>>6954873
Okuu's generated stars have a smaller radius than Schwarzschild's radius, which means they should collapse into black holes given their mass. Or something, I always forget the explanation...

One can never have enough Okuu.

Reposting link from yesterday.
http://www.mediafire.com/?kz32osibbo3hv48
I would bump the thread, then I realized that it 404'd.

>>6954888
>>6954888
huh, I thought it said that the mass of the black hole above Okuu had such an incredibly high mass that anything in the vicinity would be obliterated by tidal forces, thought it appears you're right.

Whoever made it assumed that Okuu uses gravitational confinement fusion though...

>>6954935
Let's see if I can find the original context

>>6954946
There's no WAY zun thought it out that far. He pulled the nuclear stuff out his ass, I guarantee.

>>6954946
The lower limit for a sustained proton-proton nuclear fusion is 0.08 solar mass, which gives the lower bound for the mass of one of Utsuho's stars. Given that mass, the minimum radius required for said mass to not collapse into a black hole would be, as given by Schwarzschild, roughly 236.27 meters.
From observation, the actual radius is around 10 meters at best.

From that, or Okuu should be generating larger stars, or each one collapses into a black hole with all that implies.

I really should study some physics...

Solar mass = 1.98892 × 10^30 kilograms
Volume of sphere 236.27m = ~55247719 m3
Given 0.08 solar masses and a sphere that size, the density of the material would be:

1316118768745133198479480112760kg/m^3

My mind is full of fuck right now.

>>6955045
Nevermind, it's *only* ~2880003064017900901935 kg/m^3.

In other words, there's going to be brutal solar activity in those years, am I correct?

>>6955045

>That gif

Oh god, what the fuck am I looking at

>>6955081
Gravitational lensing at work.

>>6954717
Can you easily irradiate yourself to death if you wanted to? That seems like a nifty way to suicide, if a little extremely painful.

Reiuji is the first touhou I had to dedicate a folder to, to stop her cluttering up my other folders.

Pictured is a wing comparison chart, so we can laugh at Aya.

Mind if I join?

Mmm, Okuu cooking. I regret nothing.

>>6955162
But Aya doesn't have wings.

Especially not asswings. They must be a detachable decoration, or something.

>>6955462
>But canon Aya doesn't have wings

Yes she does.

>>6955489
No, she doesn't.

Bohemian Archive is an artist's mistake deprecated by subsequent games and manga.

And I did not use the C-word, please don't lie that I did, and please don't use it yourself among cultured people of /jp/.

>>6955520
>Bohemian archive is an artist mistake

[citation needed]

Also:

http://en.touhouwiki.net/wiki/Perfect_Memento:_Aya_Shameimaru

>>6955532
You can assume she got them amputated before the events of PoFV, if you wish. Or that it's what we see of her pet crow sitting on her back.

Either way, she has no wings nowadays.

>>6955563
Retractable wings, bub.

There needs to be more pictures of Okuu (and Orin, for that matter) eating bits of the dead.

>>6955590
That's what I said from the start, you know.

>>6955660
>But Aya doesn't have wings

Sure you did.

>>6955563
Oh god she looks so chubby

>>6955726
I know, right? I'm so hard right now.

We already had a chubby Aya thread.

I guess I can understand being sick of that guy's art, though.

>>6955683
>They must be a detachable decoration

Don't troll, anynomous. I don't believe you're that dumb.

>>6955800
>The inside of the headband cloth doesn't have the same star effect as Utsuho's cape

Other than that minor detail, that looks awesome

>>6953516
>Chirei de

My fucking heart suffered a meltdown, again.

And you shouldn't create Okuu threads too often, most of the images posted here are reposted in every thread.

Absurdity. I love it.

>>6956116

Okuu was getting new fanart at about a rate of one page per day on Danbooru for awhile, mostly due to the pixiv contest. So there's lots of new content of her now. That's the highest rate of fanart I've ever seen uploaded for any Touhou character.

>>6956454
As stated before, her ass has widespread support.

>>6956490
Widespread, you say?

>>6956209
...what?

Bumping

>>6954717
Skimmed through this thread and just stopping by to say that you are the most retarded poster on /jp/ I've seen this year.

>>6957523
Simply being exposed to radiation does not turn you into a piece of fissile material. Where is the problem here?

>>6953723

Needs more majestic pics of Okuu. I will die happy the day a stained glass style wallpaper of Okuu similar to this appears.

>>6957769

There's a Photoshop filter that can do that to any image. For now there's at least this.

I will spend my Valentine's day trying to beat her on Normal. No luck this far. I wish her bullets were as soft as her adorable bottom.

Look at her wings. Just look at them. You would have to be mentally retarded to not want to bury your face in these wings and nuzzle them.

>>6957913
I'd rather bury my face in her breasts.

>>6953516
This is such a good read, thanks so much.

>>6957913
asswings

>>6953516

Are any of these "hardsubbed" ?

And I'm back.

What kind of face, /jp/?

What kind of face do you want to see her with?

>>6957913
I feel as though putting my face into her buttwings would be unhygenic.

>>6960351
>>6957926

What the hell is wrong with you people?

bump

dumping any pics i have that probably aren't posted

Just realised my last unposted okuu pic

moar

even moar

Okuu > everything

GOD DAMN IT ORIN!

I want Okuu to make me chocolate ;_;

>>6962118
I want okuu..... not just her chocolates

I got to her last spellcard with about 10 continues.. I think I can actually take her if I get to stage 6 with more than three lives. Just need to bomb spam Orin, I guess.

>>6962160

Normal I assume?

>>6962184
Yes.

unyu~

Would you?

Also... would you?

>>6962237
Sauron's just waiting for it, so he can blast your penis with rads.

>>6962253

>radX.jpg

>>6962253
You didn't answer the question, so... would you?

>>6962237
Molest her while she is sleeping, who wouldn't?

Open your home.

Open your arms.

Open your heart.

Become a Guardian Angel and make a difference in a ravens life today.

>>6962237
Put her skirt back up? Yes, yes I would.

>>6958294
http://gallery.gensokyo.org/archive/Karaages_Shop_-_At_Chirei_Part1.zip
It's not-colored though. The first part is only up to when Orin turn human, and the second part is not out yet.

1CC NORMAL MOTHERFUCKERS, finally. Just because I choose Okuu as my valentine :3
I found SA Normal more difficult than EoSD Hard or IN Lunatic.

Okuu threads are my favorite.

Just in case anyone missed it, because I almost did.

From the C79 upload thread, courtesy of Hong Meiling.

http://www.mediafire.com/?24hk7hf225sz4a6

I'm going to ask UMAD to translate it.

Bump

Preferred size?

Why do people call Okuu evil winged Reimu? I don't see how they're alike at all.

>>6970268
Who the fuck calls her that? If so tell them they're spoiled secondaries.

It better not be those inhumane beings at TVTropes.