/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>6948626

We cannot be trolled, as we troll ourselves for sport. There is a queue for trolling nearly a week in length.

No, just be subtle about it.

/jp/ has an iron will.

Not really. Just make a seacats thread.

pissing in an ocean of piss

I was told just to talk about anime like a weeaboo and ask if this is the right place to talk about it.
Whenever I try that I just get redirected to /a/

Everyone who replied just got trolled. Including myself.

I guess it depends on your definition of "troll." I mean, even a
>/jp/
hilariousreactionimage.jpg
type thread will get replies

TLDR if you define successful trolling as "they gave me a few seconds of fleeting attention," then no it is not true. There is no thread on this board that does not get replies, I swear

It's because /jp/ is so bored sitting around all day that it tends to play along instead of getting angry.

Well, I imagine, at least. It's been a while since we've really been trolled as opposed to just being spammed with pictures of mushroom clouds, as if that might somehow make someone angry.

>>6948647

That's entry level stuff. At least say you fvcked ou're touhous.

>>6948654

HELL yeah it is-I tried.

>>6948658
I was told that doesn't work well. I just get shooed away.

I even tried to subtly say something about toho, but i got serious replies.

>>6948665
What? I thought you were trolling at all times. It's why nobody ever responds to your posts.

TM Powerlevels thread.

>>6948667
You'll have to be more specific as to which trolling attempt it was that failed. What were you trying to say about Touhou?

And who's telling you all this?

Trolling /jp/ is both easy and hard.

Meaning, you need to lurk a while to know what pisses people off the most in order. Once you know what to do, you can pretty much do it asleep since 80% of posters here are autistic.

>>6948667
Like he said, we're a bored bunch, and love to derail the thread into serious off-topic discussions.

The best way to troll /jp/ is to get a trip then start posting anime reaction images to everything and making blog posts then when anyone says you're a shitposter deny it.

Basically I'm looking for that one cliche thing that will always get people mad, like for /v/ it's like systemVsystemVPC threads, for /mu/ it's metalVindie, etc.

>>6948679
I acted dumb about toho and said it was an anime (when it's a dojin), because someone i know irl corrected me when i asked him "whats this toho anime you're talking about" so I figured I could troll /jp/ with that, but I actually got serious replies about what toho was.

>>6948685
Sometimes /jp/ likes to be helpful.

>>6948686

>>6948685

Pretending to be an ignorant newfag by posting stupid shit is not trolling, that's why it didn't work.

Believe it or not, there really is a difference between the 15 year old kids on /a/ and this board, albeit not by much.

>>6948697
Yeah, I tried to act like a kid from /a/, or something like that, figured it'd do something, but it didn't.

>>6948667
Well if you came from /b/ you've got a lot to catch up with mate.
/b/ is like the tutorial island of 4chan.

>>6948686
Sup Sudo. Forgot your trip again.

>>6948673
>TM Powerlevels thread.
Ok.

Type Mercury (ORT) = Ado Edem > Type Jupiter > Type Saturn > Type Pluto > Type Venus > Type Moon (Crimson Moon) > Primate Murder > Original Roa > Angra Mainyu > Zelretch (young) > Counter Guardian Archer > Gilgamesh (Tohsaka) > Gilgamesh (Kotomine) = Arcueid (standard 30%) > Dark Sakura > Dark Saber > Lancelot = Saber > 5th Berserker = 17th Roa (Elesia) > Dark Berserker > 4th Rider = 5th Lancer (optimal) > 4th Lancer = 5th Rider (Sakura/optimal) = 4th Caster (optimal) > 5th Lancer (Kotomine) = 5th Caster = 4th Caster (Ryuunosuke) > 5th Rider (Shinji) > Nrvnqsr = Clairvoyant Fujino = Kurogiri > Archer > 5th Assassin = 4th Assassin > Aoko = Kouma = Barthomeloi = Melty Blood 18th Roa = Kojirou = Ciel = "Ryougi Shiki" = Souren Araya (within the Ogawa Building) > Gun God (Black Barrel) > Touko = El-Melloi = Night of Wallachia > Sion Tatari = Melty Blood Satsuki = R.Shiki = Akiha = Asagami Fujino = 18th Roa > Tohno SHIKI = Alba = Heaven’s Feel Shirou = Kiri > Nanaya Shiki = Reinforced Kuzuki = Sion = UBW Shirou = Waver = Bazett > Avenger = Rin = Kotomine = Zouken = Luvia > Kiritsugu = Irisviel > Maiya = Leysritt = Tsukihime Satsuki = Lio = Avalon Shirou = Sakura = Ilya = Kariya = Len > Kirie = Caren = Meruka > The Dead = Possessed Corpse = Azaka = Misayo = Dragon Tooth Warrior = Fuji-nee > Fake Shiki > Gun God (unequipped) = Ryuunosuke = Tomoe = Shinji = Hisui = Kohaku

>>6948702
Not even from /b/. Just trying to troll a board that someone I know goes on.

>>6948705
At least post the 2.0 version.

Kanata > Type Mercury (ORT) = Ado Edem > Type Jupiter ≥ Type Saturn > The Six Sisters ≥ Type Pluto > Type Moon (Crimson Moon) = ArcheType Earth (Arcueid) ≥ Type Venus > Balor > Primordial Demons > True Demons > Primate Murder > Original Roa > Angra Mainyu > Zelretch (young) > Lancelot (F-15) > Gilgamesh (Vimana) > Counter Guardian Archer > Gilgamesh (Tohsaka) > Gilgamesh (Kotomine) = Arcueid (30%) ≥ Dark Sakura > Dark Saber > Saber > Zero Caster's Sea Demon > Lancelot > 5th Berserker > Dark Berserker > 17th Roa (Elesia) > 4th Rider > Merem Solomon > 5th Lancer (optimal) > 4th Lancer = 5th Rider (Sakura/optimal) = 4th Caster (optimal) > 5th Lancer (Kotomine) = 5th Caster = 4th Caster (Ryuunosuke) > 5th Rider (Shinji) > Nrvnqsr = Clairvoyant Fujino = Kurogiri > Archer > Kouma > 5th Assassin = 4th Assassin > Aoko > Barthomeloi ≥ Arcueid (6%) > Kojirou = Ciel = "Ryougi Shiki" = Soren Araya (within the Ogawa Building) > Gun God (Black Barrel) > Touko = Kayneth El-Melloi = Night of Wallachia > Sion Tatari = Melty Blood Satsuki = R. Shiki = Akiha = Asagami Fujino = 18th Roa > Tohno SHIKI = Alba = Heaven's Feel Shirou = Kiri > Nanaya Shiki = Reinforced Kuzuki = Sion = UBW Shirou = Waver = Bazett > Avenger = Rin = Kotomine = Zouken = Luvia > Kiritsugu = Irisviel > Maiya = Leysritt = Tsukihime Satsuki = Lio = Avalon Shirou = Sakura = Ilya = Kariya = Len > Kirie = Caren = Meruka > Azaka > The Dead = Possessed Corpse = Misayo = Dragon Tooth Warrior = Fuji-nee > Gun God (unequipped) > Fake Shiki = Ryuunosuke > Tomoe > Keita San > Shinji = Hisui = Kohaku

>>6948701
Listen up kid. If you really wish to troll /jp/ it'll take dedication first and foremost. You need to devote hours every day to spamming something repeatedly to get responses.

Secondly, you will need a gimmick, everyone has it, whether its Saten, Kuroko, Chie, or Kinectimals. You need to find a single thing you can post repeatedly, that isn't bizarre and retarded, something that people will actually care about. For example, posting nukes is doing it wrong, because no one cares, but when you post Saten everyday, there WILL be a couple of rejects who love her and will post in your thread. These types of morons will perpetuate the shitty trolling you are doing.

So go, go forth and come back with your shitty gimmick.

only way to troll /jp/ is lurk a bit, learn our pastimes and use actual knowledge to anger people. No one here gets worked up over anything other then their hobbies, which is why we can only troll ourselves. and we do

>>6948685
That's part of boredom, someone may post a subtle sentence with a subtle image (or a simple wordless image post) that may or may not be related to /jp/, yet people may either ignore it or play along, which sometimes sparks off interest to continue out of said boredom.

EX-Tier:
VIVIT>EX-Yuka (Youkai Moe)>Shinki>=Shiki Eiki>EX-Alice>Yukari>=Yuugi>Tenshi>=Suika>Reimu>Flandre>Koishi
A Tier:
Kaguya>=Mokou>Yuyuko=Komachi>Remilia>=Yuka>Eirin>EX-Keine=Toyohime>Yorihime=Evi
l Eye Sigma>Utsuho=Yumeko=Kanako>Byakuren>Suwako>Gengetu=Ran(PCB Extra)=Mima>Mugetu>Aya>Marisa>Medicine>Yumemi>Satori=Patchouli(Top Condition)>Nue>Chiyuri>Rikako
B Tier:
Sakuya>Keine>Sanae>Youmu>Alice(PCB)>Mai=Chen(PCB Extra)>Orin=Yuki=Reisen>Murasa>Ichirin=Syou>Prismrivers>Elly>Kurumi>Nitori>T
ewi=Alice(MS)=China>Hina>Meira>Luize>=Sara>Patchouli (Low Condition)
C Tier:
Yamame>Minoriko=Letty>Cirno>Flower Tank>Parsee>Shizuha>Chen(Normal)>Mystia=Kogasa>Wriggle>Rumia>Nazrin=Orange>E
llen=Kotohime>Three Mischievous fairies

http://en.touhouwiki.net/wiki/Touhou_Wiki

Read this and you'll be able to troll /jp/ by being one of us.

>>6948702
>/b/ is like the tutorial island of 4chan.

That's a heck of an analogy you have there. I like it.

>>6948708
That's terrible. Who would admit to going on /jp/?

It is definitely possible to "troll" /jp/. You just have to be clever and well versed in /jp/ related topics. That or catch some /a/ kids visiting. I swear though, sometimes /jp/ gets so mad at the stupidest stuff, when ignoring it would be a better action.

>>6948705

Should Shinji really be on the same tier as Ryuunosuke and Gun God? I mean, he's a pathetic little kid while Ryuu is a professional killer and Gun God is at least a trained soldier.

Dear god this sounds like way too much work just to troll. I was hoping to just be able to know a name or two without any meaning behind them, just to be like "X is better than Y" and have people's butts glow with mad. It's not that easy though.
I'm not actually a troll, I just wanted to see if I could troll the person's I know board.

>>6948727
As an example, posting saying you prefer any one end of Saya no Uta is going to receive bitching from someone. You definitely won't get autistic reaction image green text responses though.

>>6948719
>Kinectimals
Feels like Christmas again... Or was that spammed during new years?
Can't remember now

The only real way to troll /jp/ is by sticking around. Destroy everything about yourself through neglect, and live only to shitpost on /jp/ but what does it really achieve when people just hide threads or stick to their own regular threads?

>>6948686
Like this. Shit posting all day is the only way really. But who replies to these threads other than shitposters, newfriends, and lolsorandumanonymousislegionlolol "trolls"?

Yes I mad. Also, reported.

>>6948744
Someone's mad. Babby's first /jp/ troll.

>OP is trying to find ways to troll /jp/
>/jp/ is being helpful to him. Seriously
>No one is even telling him to go back to /a/ or anything

I just
What
Am I in some sort of bizzaro universe or something?

>>6948777
/jp/ is obviously masochistic and wants more trolls.
I'll /b/e sure to send in the troops.

>>6948777
At least the OP doesn't make greentext stories.

>>6948750
Don't misunderstand. I'm not mad at you or the thread specifically. I'm mad at the huge rise in retarded trips and posters from other boards, especially after meido quit.

But please don't stick around.

>>6948742
Christmas.

Yeah, it was a memorable holiday for /jp/ wasn't it.

>>6948790
Trust me I don't plan on it, I've lurked the board real quickly and didn't get shit, so I'm not even gonna front. Any minute now, once this thread gets 404'd or deleted, I'll swiftly go back from whence I came.

>>6948808
Thanks for being understanding. You are probably the best troll to come from another shitty board in ages.

>>6948816
Yeah, I mean I come from /mu/ originally, and that board is pisseasy to troll.

>ITT /jp/ weaboos who thinks their board is impenetrable

>>6948808
Well, it was nice meeting you.

>>6948824
Try trolling >>>/sci/
That's how I learned how to apply Thevenin's Theorem and how to overload operators in C++.

>>6948839
/v/ had a thread yesterday that triforced the entire board, so I can understand
>>6948826
My pleasure.

>>6948825
Talk is cheap.

>>6948808
>Any minute now, once this thread gets 404'd or deleted

Seems like you're in for a long wait.

>>6948728
See>>6948720 This is the superior version. And it is been updated from time to time. So expect an update next time.

>>6948808
>>6948816
>>6948824
>>6948826

/jp/, you really do throw me for a loop sometimes. Stay classy. I mean that

>>6948879
We are all classy little girls.