/jp/ - Otaku Culture

you people are fucked
stay in the basement
losers
dont come to japan either
we dont want you

how do you cum inside an imageboard?

and how do i hide this thread with the greasemonkey script, as there's nothing more infuriating than my Luna being violated.

>mfw i cum inside OPs tube then put it back without cleaning it.

>>6931324
>implying you live in Japan

>>6931326
I'm fucking your luna, she's a giant whore. Everyday wanting me to fuck her from behind taking her ass as I push my cock deep into it, my hand grasping her neck as I bend her over the bed, sink, kitchen counter, car hood and hell even shopping cart once. She really loves it, I took her V back in the back of my Toyota 240SX (nilforty fgts!) and she loves me.

What onahole is the best representation of /jp/'s you ask? Rap a sand-paper around your dick if you're interested.

Well, its pleasurable to be cummed inside, if I know anything about sex that means cumming inside must be a horrible experience. This is of course following the laws of equivalent exchange as layed out by my sex ed teacher Mrs. Wilkins..

>>6931338
next time say "I'm fucking you're"

honestly, you're hilarious

they never made a US size onahole right?

you've got a tiny dick

>>6931348
that makes no sense

>you're
>you are
>I'm fucking your luna
>I'm fucking you're luna

You're a faggot.lrn2gramnazifgtt

>>6931324
>implying we want to come to Japan
Why would I move to a backwards country full of racist xenophobic gooks?

>>6931352

>>6931352
your an idiot

QUALITY THREAD

cumming inside is okay, I guess.

>>6931354
Little 2d girls.

>>6931322
Can you cum inside the fliphole and then drink from it like an incredibly slutty shotglass? That'd be hot.

>>6931349
Looks like someone doesn't know about loli mode.

>Can you cum inside the fliphole and then drink from it like an incredibly slutty shotglass? That'd be hot

No you can't, all those barriers inside that stimulates your penis will form an almost airtight seal once you withdraw your penis so once your boys are in they are in for good.

If you're not lubed up it's actually quite hard to penetrate through the fliphole.

>>6931387
just like the real thing, genius!

Luna Child is the cutest fairy!

>>6931327
Thats like my dream. I wish I had a friend to share my fliphole with.

>>6932970
What an improper little girl.

how large are those fairies? is it possible to ahve sex with them or is it like pounding a toddler?

More Luna Child!

>>6933019
Child size. Possible tearing, nothing severe.

>>6932970
fixed picture

>>6933036
i c wat u did thar

>>6933064
Yes.

They make me want to have fairies of my own. And not even for lewd purposes.

Pff. You all just want to shove big hard throbbing cock into tiny fairy pussy. There's no use playing innocent about it.

>>6933098

That was when I was ignorant and perverted. Now I just want to have adventures in the forest. I can't speak for the others though.

>>6933106
Sure, sure. Even though I believe a man is made entirely out of lust and sexual impulses, since we are all animals deep down, I respect your words of innocence.

People can't change after all.

>>6933117
not 6933106 but
What if I developed a 2nd personality to kill that animal deep down inside me in order to live a pure and childish innocent life in order to feel comfortable with myself?

>>6933098
This is true. You could only hold out for so long. At first you would only play a few games or run around for a bit, some physical contact every now and then. Very stimulating for a /jp/'er with no previous contact with girls. The fairies would tire out, and so would you. You'd retreat back to their small and humble adobe, you have nowhere else to stay anyways. Being as innocent as they are, they would share their bed with you, and huddle up for warmth. You can smell their hair, feel the soft fabrics and their skin. The smoothness of their thighs, the rise and fall of their small chests and their warm breath over your body. You cannot control yourself any longer, and you would act on instinct at this point, and do anything in your power to furiously love these three little fairies till the sun comes up.

>>6933127
Don't develop split personalities, anonymous.

>>6933106
every healthy male has to fap at a regular base. you might be able to hold it in a few days, but at some point you'll get a hardon and sneak into the forest to relieve yourself. At that moment sunny milk or star sapphire appear out of nowhere and get interested in whatever you're doing there. No fucking chance, that you tell them to gtfo or just play it down. That situation would definetly end in raping the fairies (or regular sex, if they're curious).

>>6933106
I agree with you. I only want to be a cute fairy girl and enjoy their company, I'd gladly give up my ability to feel carnal pleasure if it means I can be a fairy. After all, there'd be no need to masturbate as a fairy, I'd get to play and have fun everyday without a care in the world.

>>6933133
I appreciate your concern but I think it's too late anon.
But that's really no problem you know?
I'm a happy and cheerful person ever since that day

>>6933117

I believe that they can change. It's either that or I'm becoming less of a man each day. Either way works if it gets me closer to Gensokyo.

>>6933127
What if your second personality was also made entirely out of lust and just killed the animal inside you to replace him?

Please. There's no such thing as "pure innocence". It's like saying you're perfect or you're not gay. Everyone's a little gay or imperfect on the inside, we just can't admit it because it pains to do so.

So deep inside you, there'll always be a little part of you who wants to shove big hard throbbing cock inside tiny fairy pussy. I generally wouldn't mind, but it must hurt to deny that part of yourself, because it's your true nature.

Don't deny your true feelings, anon. Embrace them.

I'm just imagining trying to clean one of those things at 3 in the morning in the dorm sink before someone notices.

>>6933152

Perhaps I'm lucky then. I get much more satisfaction from competition than fapping. I could danmaku battle and have fun and all would be right with the world without inappropriate thoughts.

>>6933160
Lick it clean.

>>6933156
Do you HAVE to depress me every time you decide to post something thoughtful? You could at least try to play along a little. Stop shoving reality in my face, dammit.

>>6933156
It's true.That lust part of me is not gone.It is still there.And sometimes it's very hard to fight it.But I won't give up!I'll keep fighting those urges for the rest of my life until I did it!I've managed to life without fapping for 18 years so I should be able to get into that state once again!
I....I just don't feel comfortable with that lust inside me.I don't want this.I'm tired of those terrible uncontrollabe thoughts.It feels like I turn into a completly different person when that lust overcomes me.The type of person I actually hate.So if I don't fight those urges I will either end up being a huge hypocrite or I will someday hate myself so mucht that I will kill myself

>>6933176

Find something you love enough to forget about lust. I love battle and competition so for be to be some sort of guardian watching over fairies and shooting down any threats would be enough for me.

>>6933176
I hate when I'm like that as well. I just finished fapping twice in a row. I wont be aroused at all for good hour or two now. I dont want this anymore either.
What you are feeling. I know that feel.

>>6933176
Instead of constructing a seperate identity, wouldn't you want those urges to be removed from your psyche? If you turned into a fairy yourself, you would keep your personality intact but wouldn't have base urges inherent to human males. Playing with them would also be much easier, they'd quickly accept you as one of their own because well, you are one of their own. That's my greatest wish, if only I was a fairy.

;_;

Why are you all so insincere with yourselves? Denial only leads to self-destruction, and it's so easy to get rid of that harmful feeling. You just have to accept things for what they are.

Then again, I guess denial is just another human feeling.

>>6933206
Personally I'd prefer being Koishis petdogshota.But I guess that's basicly the same in the end

I have found an efficient and healthy way to clean up after cumming.

Drink a bottle of water. Then, when you feel the urge to fap, grab an empty bottle, put it over your dick, and cum inside that. Once you're done, put the cap on it, and throw it away whenever you need to throw your garbage away.
Clean because there's no mess and it's easy to dispose of. There's also no putrid smell from the drying semen that you get with a fap rag or sock. Healthy because drinking more water is always good for you. Plus, if you throw it into the recycling bin, you can feel good about your efforts to be an eco-conscious fapper.

>>6933216

I'm being entirely truthful. I have nothing to hide. Just as long as I have a bit of excitement every day my perversions should be held in check.

>>6933230
"a bit of excitement every day..."

...well, we'll just see how long that'll last. Everything breaks eventually. There is no exception.

>>6933249

I expected you'd aim at my choice of words...Although I was talking about competition. Defeating foes in heated competition is much more pleasurable than cumming, I believe. Either way, I cannot be denied cute fairy daughters.

>>6933176
I know what you mean.
Luckily for some time now I get the urge to fap very rarely, like once a week.

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>>6933249
Six times in five hours is too much. I can't anymore.

>>6933230
About 3 billion years of evolution is compelling you to put your dick inside the nearest meat tunnel. Why try to resist?

"Innocence" is a made-up concept. You can't have it and you can't lose it. Nothing you do can make you guilty, only make you FEEL guilty. That pressure was put in place by religious institutions in the dark ages.

>>6933117
Don't stop thinking there. It's not lust and sexual impulses. It's something much more fundamental. I hate people who don't think to the end.

And that exactly why those noble anons can live together with those fairies like that if they desire.

>>6933222
I'd do this, but I reuse all plastic bottles, I have maybe 20 but I can't bear myself to throw away any. If I cummed in one I'd probably remove the cum, wash it and drink from it again, or I'd just drink the cum. They're really good bottles too, I've used some of them for years and I think of them as my daughters. Would I cum in my daughters?

...Fuck yes I would. Alright, I'll try this. The one I'm currently using is the oldest one of the bunch, so I guess she's the elegant elder sister to the other bottles. Once I finish the water in her, she'll be the first. I can just imagine her saying "I-I'm inexperienced, so please be gentle with me" as my semen gushes down her slender neck.

>>6933258
If you enjoy seeing people twisting, then yes. It's a great feeling.

I've always suppressed my urges by doing something distracting, or reading something really long, or putting up multiple calculus equations that my brain must compute for.

Works for me.

This thread is really trying for me. I love masturbating but I haven't masturbated in three days and was planning on not masturbating until Valentine's Day. Maybe once isn't so bad...

>>6933272
Something much more fundamental? You'll need to elaborate. Apart from fear, I can't think of another primal instinct that goes on top of lust.

>>6933258
When you know your words, it's truly satisfying to crush every single argument thrown at me.

Perhaps I enjoy seeing people doubting themselves, who knows.

>>6933277

Twisting? I don't know what you mean really...I just like a good challenge. Two people trying their best to win in a battle of supremacy, both interlocked in a struggle to improve one self, and after the duel, they relax and reminisce about the events that passed by peacefully and happily.

>>6933286
Don't!If you really made the decision to stop until valentines day don't think stuff like "maybe once isn't bad".
If you do it once it is too late because then your lust will come out like a ragiing beast again and force you to do it over and over again.
I'm not trying to judge anyone who regulary faps though.Sorry if you guys think that.

My favorite is just cumming unrestrained and having it go flying everywhere. Better yet is cumming all over your monitor screen, but I stopped doing that since it's probably not good for the surface.

>>6933286
There's nothing special about Valentine's day. Just another fake holiday around a fake concept for fake people in a fake world.

Hmm..What is the problem with sex or with fapping? Or with having lust and urges? It's part of being human, really. Of course you can't be lusting after something every second of your life but there's nothing wrong with a sexually active mind and body.

>>6933351
I'm using it as a chance to show my dedication, and also because I haven't gone longer than a few days without masturbation for over five years. I think it will be interesting to see how things change.