/jp/ - Otaku Culture

For starters, she needs to be wearing pants.

I believe she's rather weak in close combat. Just j-j-jam it in!

Spill milk on her pants
She'll need to take them off or she'll get cold.
Steal her pants and flee
Wear her pants.

You are now in Kaguya's pants.

Be nice to her. Be charming and witty. Buy her nice things; bitches love nice things.

Get into her pants? Don't be silly, Kaguya is a pure women who would at most give you a footjob.

This video made me want to have sex with Kaguya while she's fully-clothed.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BoW6CwCGpJc

>>6929458
Eirin does it better.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0P4svhDKc-0

QUALITY THREAD

QUALITY THREAD

>>6929453
Stomp footjob right?

>>6929458
This is sorely lacking a dancing Reisen in the background.

Kaguya seems like the kind of girl who would pretend to be an innocent uke at first. She'd lead you on for a while, making you believe you're quite the charming man. Then she'd get a bit testy and say you're not enough for her, you're an idiot and she never wants to talk to you again. Being the weak willed /jp/'er you are, you dont want to lose this. With tears in your eyes you beg for her to reconsider. You've never known love, and this is the closest you'll ever get to achieving it. Pleased with your answer, Kaguya asks you to get on your knees and kiss her feet.
After this show of submission, she'd laugh at you, and throw you into the rabbit room, where you'll spend the rest of your days as her pet, with your new sister Reisen.

>>6929466
>>6929470
You truly lack empathy you two. You are relentless.

/jp/ just got beautiful

why is it that every second thread in jp is about which touhou you want to fuck

is this series really so devoid of content that that's the only thing to even talk about

>>6929487
>with your new sister Reisen
Just as planned. Stupid princess didn't even realize my true goal.

>>6929501

Do you wish for Reisen to be your sister and your girlfriend, Anonymous?

I like the way you think.

>>6929508
>>6929501
Well that was not how I intended my post to be interpreted, but whatever.

>>6929487
Big sister Reisen~
She's so great.

>>6929537
Ughh, I should have omitted all mentions of Reisen. Stupid rabbit only good for her sex appeal.

I was going for the cruel ojuo-sama mistress deal with that story.

If Reisen were my sister things would be different around here.

>>6929563
Put more emphasis on being a pet and less on outside characters. What kind of pet has eyes for anyone other than his owner?

If Remilia sama was my mistress, things would be different around here.

>>6929565

Would you bring shame to your family, Anonymous?

Kaguya comes across as rather nice to me as far as Touhou hierarchs/ringleaders go. She lacks the obvious, gleeful malice of Remilia, Yuyuko, Yukari... or even Eirin. Other than the Mokou feud, she seems relatively level-headed and pleasant.

Too bad she's right next to the perfection that is Reisen. Poor neet doesn't stand a chance in that contest.

>Hey kid, wanna yiff?

>>6929488
That is a good question. Something about these characters is totally different from the rest.
It is like... They would appear to have, a soul.

>>6929578
hmm thanks, I'm only good at writing absurd autism inspired shitposts.

You can look at >>6927171
for references of my previous autistic rages.
Please dont bump the dead thread.

>>6929487
Is Kaguya like some female version of Hugh Hefner?

>>6929589
They don't have to find out!

>>6929609
I'm sorry, you fail to understand. I meant for you to write more, this time focused on the whole being a pet aspect.

So get to it.

If you were to be loved by Kaguya, would that make you a target for Mokou? Would it also be that way vice versa?

Would one try to NTR you from the other?

>>6929641
I cant write under pressure. I only use trips to look silly, so you'll just have to read every post in every thread in the hopes of catching another story.

>>6929628

Well the canon does say Kaguya uses the rabbits for "keeping warm". Interpret that how you will.

>>6929596
Hey man, that is like your opinion.

>>6929652
You pig, I said get to work. How do you expect me to enjoy myself if I don't have a masochistic piece to put myself in?

>>6929488
There is nothing new to talk about.

>>6929667
There is a lot to talk about, the problem is the people, not the subject.

>>6929672

The subject AND the people are garbage.

>>6929665
Kaguya is a cruel mistress. She would edge you out for days, if your cum soils her pure skin and dress, you'll be sure to be kicked out of Eintei or receive quite the beating from Eirin. Your daily activities as the only male pet in Eintei would consist of cleaning after the mistress bathroom uses, a dispenser for used napkins used by her. She would have you tied and fucked by the local rabbits daily for her pleasure. You closest sexual contact being her breath on your penis and her foot stepping down on whichever part of your body she feels needs to be put into its place. You are only allowed to release in a cup for her lady's amusement or drink. If she does not require your weak seed, then you shall not release.

I'm sorry my writing is so terrible. I am terribly uncreative and cant write for shit.

>>6929725
>cant write for shit
At least you know.

>>6929738
But he told me to write it, what was I supposed to do?

>>6929764
If someone orders you to cook for them, they obviously have the implied stipulation that what you cook must taste good.

Therefore, what you were supposed to do was write something good. Or at least on level with what was written before.

Unfortunately, you've failed at such a simple task, and now I've no longer any appetite, as it were.

>>6929786
I'll get better and please you mistress.

>Kaguya

The royal people are hard to approach, at least for me.
In my imagination too.
Do you know how frustrating it is when you can't become a king even in your own imagination?

And how about the princess? That fabulous princess hair, moonlight and night... Then when i get lost in my dreaming, it stops in big X mark.

>>6929893

What is this Big X you speak of?

>>6930122
The one that is red big and comes with buzzer sound.

>>6930253

I don't get it.

>>6930260
It is sort of universal stop sign/gesture...

You will see some if you watch game shows... Or hand gesture variation by girl, eventually.

>>6929470
QUALITY AUTISM