/jp/ - Otaku Culture

I would be a shut in girl

Then I would be a lesbian pedophile.

be a fujoshi

I'd become the thing I hate the most..... a slut.

Twilight hambeast.

I'd suck 20 cocks every day and have sexual relationships with 10 boyfriends at all times.

Otaku Culture.

I'd be exactly as pathetic as I am now.

>>6924377

This.

I'd probably kill myself by now, since social pressure on fat/ugly girls is much worse than fat/ugly men like me.

>>6924405
Get out, normal.

I'd want to be gangraped by so many /jp/ anons I literally could not count. I wouldn't even get a chance, they'd just force several cocks more than I can handle in my mouth and ass, and the rest would just rub their hands and cocks on any part of my body they could. I'd constantly have at least 3 guys forcing their cocks in my mouth, usually all grabbing my hair to facefuck me faster, and all the other guys would just touch me or shoot cum on me or both. And they'd be laughing and calling me 'pathetic', 'worthless' and a 'cumdump' or 'fucking useless whore' and they'd slap, punch and kick me during this process too. This would constantly go on for about a week (the guys being allowed to come and go during the week as they wish, though there'd be a minimum of 20 guys at any one time), though I'd have lost track of time, and I'd have fallen in and out of conciousness multiple times.

After that I would be administered various drugs that would make me hornier and/or make my body better for sex. The next week-long session would then start and this would repeat, the drugs getting stronger each time. I would gradually degrade into a cum loving whore, then I wouldn't be able to survive without the cum, and eventually I wouldn't be able to talk or move and the only words I could even think in my mind would be "cum", "cock" etc. This would continue forever.

>>6924452
Yeah, pretty much this.

>>6924452
I don't think you would need to be born a girl for that to happen with /jp/.

I'd dress like a girl should dress. None of these silly jeans and top. I'd be classy and friendly.

>>6924452
Jesus christ, do not want.

I'd spend all my time wishing to be the stereotypical man from Victorian times as I would be disgusted with the way most men today act.

I would often think about how I could be the strong one willing to assist weak girls, and would dress in only the finest sites and none of that hipster namebrand garbage.

Alas, that I was not born a girl and spend all my time thinking about how nice it would be to be small and cute, looking at the nice dresses I could wear, and blowing my money on silky undergarments I don't completely fit into.

i wish i was born a girl everyday


but some people wish they were skinny and they can never have that either

>>6924492
>>6924452
>>6924379

>>6924526
>born
>everyday
Nah, I'd be too claustrophobic.

>>6924377

I'd just be an unassuming tomboy, wearing the clothes I wear now. I would try to be friends with people on the level I would be now if people wanted to talk to me. I large portion of my later adolescent life and adult life has been spent realising how much more of a man I could be if I were a girl, since people would want to hang out with me. Getting insulted by a girl is so much worse than being insulted by a man, somehow, so people tend to be nice to girls, even if they don't want sex.

>>6924409
>>6924409
>>6924409

make good friends with other cute girls and go shopping together and play dress up, and occasionally make cute yuri love

Oh how God has wronged us

>>6924377
This, no doubt.

Remember when /jp/ was about otaku culture?

>>6924590
>>6924545

I'd be a lesbian and a tease. I'd wear pretty dresses and everyone would wanna trib with me. I'd let pretty girls drool into my mouth before we kiss.

>>6924597
>otaku culture
Oh boy, newfriends trying to fit in are so cute, aren't they?

>>6924597
Sounds like it still is

Given my genetics I'd probably be a fat ugly girl, which is worse that being a fat ugly guy

well being a girl pretty much kicks ass. so i guess if i was a guy, i would find new and interesting things to stick my dick in all the time. i'd be a slut i think, and fuck as many inanimate objects i could too. i think that's kinda hot to watch, so i figure it would be super awesome doing it.

I'd only want to be an eternally cute 2D girl

I would be a classy lady with a lot of charisma just like Remilia.

>>6924616
Only if you're delusional. Otherwise it's pretty much the same. Also anyone can lose weight, and the rewards for being an attractive girl are way more than the rewards for being an attractive guy, so you'd have way more motivation. The only excuse for being fat in this day and age is laziness. (I'm fat, and I'm hella lazy)

My development would have been vastly different and I don't know if I would even be aware this place exists

>>6924617
I wish I was a girl with a flat chest and a tiny dick instead of a vagina
Best of both worlds, no periods, no back pain

My sister is basically /jp/, she sits in bed all day streaming movies and stuff, she's ugly though. I do the same thing, but my parents are always on my back. Fuck being male, if I were female no one would care that I never leave my house.

This would be me

I think the best thing about being a girl is all the cute stuff you can wear, men clothes are boring and they all look the same, women have a lot more to choose.

If i was a girl i'd have a huge collection of dresses.

I'd play dressup every day and take my tea outside.

I'd probably care way more about my looks, though the females in my family are pretty blessed in that. Then I'd probably be more or an art person than a math/science person. I've always been more inclined towards intellectuals, so I'd probably try and find a boyfriend that is pursuing a high degree in some science. Though basically up until I graduated from highschool not much would have changed, as my life around me was pretty insane and I ended up ignorant towards EVERYTHING as a way to cope.

My father told me a few weeks ago, verbatim, "Girls get shit. Guys have to work," then went on with his normal tirade of how I need a job so I can buy a car so I can get a girlfriend so I can get a house.

Didn't that kind of sexism die decades ago? It really shocked me to see something said by him with such a straight face.

I would be the same way as I am now. I just wish I was a girl born with a dick. I would still probably wear the same things I do in combination with other cute stuff. If I was things would be a bit better for me. I just wasn't meant to be a guy. I'm on the border line between feminine and masculine. I'm a absolute sucker romantic stuff, I love cute things, I can be bit emotional sometimes, I would rather suck or give a handjob or be fingered instead of the other way around most of the time. On my more masculine side I can be agressive and violent sometimes, I love going to metal concerts and being in the center of a massive pit, I love doing physically painful shit for no reason (go to wings place, order the hottest ones in a large amount, eat as fast and messily as possible just because I love it), Most of the time I tend to be more of a meat eater than a sweets eater, I was raised mainly by my father and love fishing/hunting and attending local game dinners and stuff of that nature.

I would be better off as a girl with a masculine edge but certainly not a full male like I am now.

>>6924877
>I just wish I was a girl born with a dick.
>I would be better off as a girl with a masculine edge but certainly not a full male like I am now.
This describes me pretty much perfectly.
;_;

i would make threads on /jp/, most of them with a slightly female note so people would go OT and argue about me, which would gave me a feeling of being popular, even among misogynistic virgin neckbears. I also would write that i am a girl here and there, even if it's completely unrelated to anything to cause a shitstorm (due to rule1).

Oh AND! i would definetly don't change my irl behaviour exept of doing sports and eating healthy to prevent turning into a whale. i'd still watch lots of anime and schlick to lolicon while pretending to be a little girl getting pounded. Eventually i search for a wealthy otaku from japan and marry him to be able to live in tokyo. if i'm lucky enough, he will turn normalfag at some point and start his work as CEO, while i take it easy at home and make threads on /jp/ about how awesome my life in japan is.

I'd get more scholarship money, especially since there are very few women in my field.

Also I'd have consensual sex in the missionary position with the NEET-est /jp/ers on /jp/. No chance of STDs, either.

>>6924877
I can't even picture myself penetrating someone anymore. This is my current fantasy that keeps coming into my mind whether I want it to or not.

I am abducted by a real man, he forces me to wear girl's clothes, and I basically look like a girl with a flat chest and a small penis. He then forces me to give him a blowjob. His sweaty, smelly dick in my mouth makes me think erotic thoughts, and my penis swells slightly, but he doesn't notice. He refers to me as female, always. 'You stupid girl, you love dick' etc.
Every time I can, I shout 'No! I'm a man!' 'Please stop!' but he just sneers. He rolls me onto my back and pulls off my pantsu. He notices I'm erect. 'Please...' I cry. He laughs and pushes my legs apart, I try to resist but am powerless. He pushes his hard phallus against my anus, the tip of his penis kissing my now moistening backside. I beg him not to, but he quiets me with a kiss, I find myself sucking on his tongue like a pacifier, quieting my cries, then pulls away, a chain of drool connecting us. He enters me with full force, my eyes roll back in my head.
He shouts 'You slutty girl!'
I cry 'I'm a man'
'Not anymore'
In my mind I resist him still, but slowly I wrap my legs around him and surrender to him. As he thrusts into me again and again, now fully entering me, I shamefully orgasm, covering my eyes due to the sheer shame of it. He pulls out of me and leaves, saying 'I'll be back tomorrow, sister'

I'd enjoy it. My personality, my shyness, my tendency to blush easily, my tastes, my aspirations, and my desires in a relationship are all, more or less, better suited to a girl than guy. I'd fit the quiet librarian girl archetype quite well.

But more than that, I just prefer being treated as girls normally are. With guys, people in general regard them as either people to depend on or with an air of caution. Not that my scrawny NEET self is something to be cautious around, but you can still feel those prejudices in the way you're treated.

I want to be like a girl. I want to be cute, wear the clothes I want to wear, and not be regarded as a freak for having the simple desire to look cute. I had a class in high school where the teacher, for some reason, treated me as if I were made of glass. Though she yelled at other kids, she'd be really gentle with me, and speak quieter too. That was a bit much, but it was still better than the normal brashness guys treat each other with.

If I were born a girl, I'd be in a relationship with either a geeky guy or a jock who mistreated me, though, innocent and naive as I was in my teenage years.

If i were actually a girl, actually, if most of us were girls, we'd be fucking retards. Like actual women/girls. We'd have stupid useless ideals hobbies and insecurities. NOW if i could be female WITH my current mind? Fuck yes, just to try it out.

>>6924860
>Didn't that kind of sexism die decades ago?

No, it's called a double standard. Women get offended if a guy so much as SUGGESTS she needs to cook but if a guy can't fix a car or whatever then women will hate him

>>6924939
>I just prefer being treated as girls normally are.
This. If I were female, my friends who abandoned me to white knight some 6/10 girl would still talk to me. I wouldn't even care if it were just because they wanted to have sex with me (most of my sexual fantasies when we were friends were me being a girl and having sex with them anyway).

I'd only want to be a 2D girl. Real women age and get ugly, and I want to be a cute girl forever

Why do you all want to be women? You think that everything would be wonderful and magical, but it's gonna be even worse.

I would be like I am now but a girl, I would post me in touhou costumes and never have sex because I would be a pure maiden

If I were a girl, I would have an excuse to do fuckall with my life. I'd be allowed to just marry some hard working man and be his house wife. I'd have an excuse once a month to treat people like shit and pretend it was because I was having cramps. Men would make kitchen jokes and look down on me, whether intentionally or not, or simply talk to me with the intent of dating me. Naturally, I would eventually get tired of men and their bullshit and start looking out for the richest man I can get my hands on who's still reasonably good looking and, at the bare minimum, tolerable personality wise.

Overall, I'm quite content with being a guy.

>>6925013
Pretty much this. I mean girls, people rarely take them seriously, but since I'm fat and short no one would ever take me seriously either, so I can't lose. I just want to BE fragile and soft. I don't want to huge something fragile and soft. Sometimes I think a hug from a big muscled guy would make all my problems go away.

>>6925013
Pretty much this. I mean girls, people rarely take them seriously, but since I'm fat and short no one would ever take me seriously either, so I can't lose. I just want to BE fragile and soft. I don't want to hug something fragile and soft. Sometimes I think a hug from a big muscled guy would make all my problems go away.

I would most likely dress in cute clothing and live my life non nonchalantly.
Of course if my current self was turned into a girl I would most likely try my hardest to find a shy sweet /jp/er and make him happy. It might be unfair to the countless people on here but spreading this love around wouldn't nearly mean as much as dedicating it to one person. I've thought about doing this as my current self; I m not an amazing trap like mono and such but I have the right body size, height, and weight to feel like a little girl (it also helps that I m asian). I feel like if I was turned into a girl and I did this for another anon it would make me a good person but when i look at the situation if I do it as my current self I feel like I m just fulfilling my selfish desires and fantasies instead of helping another person.

Is it selfish that I want to dress in a cute outfit while having a /jp/er hold me tightly?

>>6925030
>Is it selfish that I want to dress in a cute outfit while having a /jp/er hold me tightly?

I think everyone here wants this. The problem is, everyone on /jp/ wants to be the little girl, there wouldn't be enough males for everyone, and if only one of of us changed into TLG, no /jp/er would want to deal with them due to jealousy.

I'd do something like this.

>>6925042
There was a thread a few weeks ago about "have any of you guys ever arranged some sort of deal with a friend to dress up as girls and just cuddle and stuff?"

Strangely enough most of the replies stated that they would want to be in such an arrangement as the male and NOT the female and that they wished they had a friend that would be willing to dress up for them.

>>6925042
>>6925042
I am currently working on my PHD in math, and if /sci/ is not lying to me, my job prospects are so amazing, I could afford to have every /jp/'er turned into a little girl and allow them to join my harem.

300k starting is no fucking joke guys.

>>6924929

Aww shit nigga 5 star post.

>>6925060
Damn, by the time you finish I'll be past the testosterone spike and probably have lost my feminine boyish looks, and it will be impossible for anyone save Fran Chan to turn be into the little girl. If you were able to now, I'd totally go and live with you and join your harem. I'll miss my girlish hands and figure.

>>6925060

Not to get off topic but what do you do with a math degree to get that kind of money?

I can speculate on some of it, but ultimately that would be a different person and not me.

- My sister was given the name that would have been given to me (except, of course, I was born with a ponos, surprising my parents and the doctors), so I'd have her name. I'd probably hate it just like I hate the name I was given in real life.
- I take after my father in terms of physical appearance to an extreme degree (looking at photos of him my age is disturbing). My sister takes after my father in physical appearance as well for the most part, so I'd probably be a somewhat taller, lighter-haired and paler skinned copy of my sister. She's cute, so that's okay. I wonder if the red-brown in my beard hair would manifest somewhere, or if my hair would just be the brown of the hair on top of my head?
- Every last bit of bad genetics I have is more likely to be passed on to a female than a male, so probably no exemptions.
- My personality probably would have developed along the same lines. None of the root causes would be any different if I had been born a girl than a guy. I can only imagine my moodiness to get worse with the added hormonal imbalances of a menstrual cycle.

The rest is beyond speculation. There's no way to know how my life would have worked out differently with me female. Hell, there's no way to know if I would even still like girls.

>>6925060
Allow me to be the first to join this harem.
Qualifications:

>Physical
163cm
105lbs
Asian

>Personality
Quiet/shy
dependency problems
loyal

>>6925071
I have no idea. Like I said, I got the numbers off a /sci/ thread.

>>6925060

I can't tell if you're either dead serious or playing off the joke.

>>6925071

It's a meme from /sci/ basically saying that anyone with a PHD in math gets paid 300k regardless of whatever job they choose.

>>6925080
A psyco who will constantly ask or wonder how much the harem owner loves them. Will always spite the other members of the harem, maybe even with feeling of hate.

These are bad qualities in any mate.

>>6925042
>I think everyone here wants this. The problem is, everyone on /jp/ wants to be the little girl, there wouldn't be enough males for everyone
You're failing to take into account that many of us would either prefer or at least be totally ok with being the little girl and cuddling with other little girls.

>>6925099
Yeah, but whats a good VN or eroge without atleast a mild yandere?

>>6925110
Yanderes are hard to do right. And even when you do a lot of the allure is gone with 3D.

I dated a yandere once, I barely made it out with my life after the second attempt, and was stalked across three states, fun while it lasted but I moved on.

>>6925122
You wouldn't leave me would you?

WOULD YOU?!?
I AM TALKING TO YOU!
WHOS THERE WITH YOU?!?!

>>6925103
I would cuddle with pretty much anyone. I love cuddling too bad I never have anyone to do it with so I pretend to cuddle with an invisible person as I sleep at night or other random times when I'm alone.

>>6924929
oh god I'm so hard now

Girls with dependency issues are old news, I'm on to corrupting bold spirited younger girls, now.

>>6925143
Oh god I want to hug you so bad. I'd go to sleep in your arms.

>>6925159
I've often considered living my life like a VN, being able to move on from cliche to cliche as the mood strikes me. Is this what you're doing? I wouldn't turn down some tips from some one who has been there, but I think I have the bulk of it figured out already.

Suppose I'm lucky in that I'm pretty good looking and just socially fucked. But assuming I ham it up well enough my looks should carry me a little way.

Speaking of yanderes. I always wondered if I could date one and then see if I could get her to kill someone, such as claiming another girl is stalking me.

However I get the feeling she'll simply confront said persona and try to scare them off. I would need to plot long and hard, and pick my target carefully, perhaps starting a relationship with them first and then baiting the yandere with a relationship that predates her own. Of course the first girl would need some level of romantic feelings herself, and dependency issues should probably lead her to stick around long enough to harness the yandere's wrath. This brings to mind an interesting idea of pitting two yanderes against each other, but there's no chance I would survive that.

Every female in my family either looks like a troll or a bird. I'd probably take Gensokyo Portal threads seriously.

Any "Female fantasies" tend to really stem from a desire for eternal youth and beauty, and if we assume that in such a scenario only you have such qualities, wouldn't it make sense to also convert to one of the primary objectives of such a desire? That way, you don't have to experience a feeling of loss.

Doesn't matter for me, because I'm donating moneys to AI groups so I can finally upload my consciousness to a robotic little girl. Obviously won't be as good as 2D, but will at least 3D Not completely Pig Disgusting.

Because I am beautiful.

By the way, you fuckheads, these threads are not Otaku Culture. Not even in the guise of a shitty metathread. Reported.

>>6925211

There are no Yandere girls in real life, Yandere men are a completely different story.

>>6925251

>>6925251

>>6925270
Aww shit, I'm starting to remember this story now. three or four years ago if I remember right. Crazy discovery operator.

>>6925300
>>6925270
Elaborate

>>6925080
Dependancy problems would never work in a harem, too much jealousy.

/jp/ I would like a harem of all yanderes. I can imagine myself coming back from the store and seeing everyone bruised and scratched up. When I ask what happened, they all just look at each other and say they fell down the stairs, bumped into the wall, etc.

>>6925340
Copy pasta without the punchline.

>>6925312
This bitch is completely crazy.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lisa_Nowak

>>6925424
Reading now. Someone had better write a erotic story like >>6924929 by the time I'm done!

>>6925424
Damn, I was kind of expecting her to have at least chained him in the basement for a few years.

Dear /jp/,

I would love to be the little girl for you, I would like to cuddle and be held but you can do other things with me as you like, my body is ready. I am 20 but I still have feminine features and a haircut that hides my jaw line for this purpose. Is it unacceptable that I am 6' and 147lbs?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Paul_Bernardo
yandere couple, if there's a such thing.

>>6925547
I wish an older male would kidnap and force me to be on hormones.

>>6925559
That's not the colloquial definition of Yandere.

This might sound a bit far-fetched, but if anything I think if I was a girl I'd probably be pretty angry/mad/indelicate/mature/hypersexual/practical--I don't think it's really an understatement at all to say that these days women are pretty much the antithesis of the "little girl" ideal that everyone in /jp/ seems to idolize (that only works in 2D). All the things that we really consider pretty and cute (and therefore feminine) like tea parties, cute dresses and a generally softer and beautiful world feel more like the complementation of intellectual frivolity and a sort of childish delicacy which if anything seems increasingly prevalent in a male population much like the "herbivorous males" of Japan (http://www.npr.org/templates/story/story.php?storyId=120696816).).

For a long time I felt like women got all the cool stuff, but there are lots of cute men's boutiques--I can't quite say I could pull off meido outfits like some more outstanding posters, but I guess I just care more about the "dressing up" part of it and once you get into it there really doesn't seem to be such a vacuum of men's fashion or such limitations (except not having the figure of a model :<).

Otherwise I can't say I have a difficult or unpleasant life, if anything I just wish I could get along better with my fellow /jp/ers and not shut out everyone from my life; I don't expect I could ever be social or anything, but I'm afraid I might become permanently and irreversibly unable to harbor any affectations, let alone kindness or tenderness, towards any person. I just wish I could love.

I'm doing my PhD in maths too, but I'm aiming for a pure and sheltered academia life but I'd still love to dress up in cute clothes and have cake and tea with /jp/ [/spoiler]if anyone is okay with me ;__;[/spoiler].

>>6925754
Phd maths guy from before you here. I also like the dressing up. I have a few very nice suits that I never get to wear. I've thought about joining a religion just to wear them every Sunday.

I would seriously want to be one of those "Onee-samas" in an all-girls school.

>>6925775
you can't be serious

Why the hell would I want to be female? Being a man is better anyway.

>>6925798
I am very serious. I've seen the local Jehovah's witnesses dressing nicely for their meetings. I've thought about joining their ranks so I could have an excuse to dress nicely. I'm assuming they spend the entire time there just listening, so its not like I'd start talking and stay stupid shit.

>>6925775

Why not start a business instead? That way you would actually contribute something to society.

Have some of you guys had a feeling that you could have been born as a girl and kinda "wanted" that because you feel that you could be a better girl then the 3DPD we all see?

I add that this desire isn't because you are a faggot or wanted to be female because you feel "femaled", nothing in your sexuality is different then being straight.

Pic some wat related of what I would be for thread topic (without the smoking lol)

>>6925869
Revy's a slut, you know

>>6925878
I mean the picture only.

Like any girl character isn't a slut or my post wouldn't make sense.

>>6925868
>>6925868
>Contribute to society

If I cared for contributions I would've become and engineer. I'm in it for myself anon. I wish I could find people who enjoy Victorian age cosplay, but the only things I can find locally are medieval times and garbage like that.

I don't know.

I would much rather be male. Anyone want to trade?
You guys have it better, trust me.

>>6925930
Are you cute and 8 years old?

Being a girl is terrible. I'd rather be dead

>>6925899
Renaissance way superior.

Victorian age trends is pure crap imo.

>>6925930
>You guys have it better, trust me.
I don't think anyone here wants to be a girl because they think it's objectively better.
I certainly don't. I want to be a girl because I just don't find masculinity that appealing. Being a guy has its advantages, I'd never deny that.

>>6925869
I don't think there's anything really female about it, I daresay in the 3D one might think a girl has the potentiality of this elusive quality but for me it's always seemed like the opposite gender exuding this sort of softness. If I might quote the "herbivorous men" article:

"In Tokyo on the weekends, the trendy area of Harajuku is a melting pot of urban tribes: Lolita goths bat their fake eyelashes, while the punks glower.

Away from the strutting are the retiring wallflowers, a quiet army of sweet young men with floppy hair and skinny jeans."

I wish sweet young men would pat me on the head and say nice things to me. ;__;

I think you're clearly deluded if you think you associate 3D pigs with my beautiful 2D maidens. and in any case your slavish attachment to heterosex mores really nauseates me, so please stop.

>>6925942
victorian age does not wear wigs.
And long non powdered brown wavy hair is accepted in Victorian.

>>6925930

It's not so much that I want to be a girl, but I wish to have the beauty of one. The beauty of a female with the power of a male, or something like that.

>>6925980
wigs on Renaissance?

o.O

>>6926040
>o.O
Get out.

>>6925963
must be my timeline but i dont understand your point

If I was a girl, I'd be exactly the fucking same mentally, but with a vagina.

>>6926040

>o.O

Fuck off back to MAL.

>>6925868
>pure math
>contributing to society
*giggles*

>>6925991
I don't think so; 3DPG and all.

>>6925899
I imagine you're into styleforum-ish stuff but if you're really into era-reproduction stuff you might be out of luck unless you're up for or something niche like butlering--if you teach you can pretty much wear what you want too--just do whatever makes you happy, you don't have to be rich!

I'm not sure if you're deadset on Victorian or just traditional wear but styleforum seems to love that stuff, I'm more into modern stuff so I've never had to worry about that. Sometimes I wonder what it'd be like to be obsessed with something of a bygone era like classical maths or something before I remember that "normals" exclusively use such stuffs. Maybe I'm just a slave to the present though.

>>6925963
I reread the post I think I understood

You say this softness is man made, there isn't this natural quality in females, well I have no arguments to disagree but, I didn't imply female had to have this moelike softness to be not 3DPD, there's other way to be.

>>6926079

I can understand that I guess. I guess what I meant was combining the ideals if you may. The stereotypically positive qualities of a female and positive ones of a male. I've always been fascinated with the idea of perfection and living to ideals, although I've never been able to do so, myself.

why would you guys want a period?!?
they suck enough as it is Dx

>>6926114

>Dx

Get the fuck out of /jp/

>>6926114

Did someone say touhou period?

>>6926102
I don't know this androgynous way to think is kinda unnatural. There is male and female and separated , problem is that nether man and woman can be perfect for each other because this perfection is achieved with different 2 individuals that make a perfect whole. Might look a romantic way to see but its the reason of this existence imo.

If want a androgynous being be a damn slime or something lol if you know what I mean (I dont imply you defend this androgynous view yourself)

>>6926151
How did you find /jp/? I am genuinely curious how such a shitty, underaged brat came to be on this board. Don't you normally stay in /a/? You came during the whole Umineko phase /a/ went through, didn't you?

>>6926157
Huh? wtf man.

>>6926165
Its quite obvious actually. The way you structure and write sentences, your responses and mannerisms, it all gives off your age. If you want to be taken seriously, you need to learn how to properly express yourself in words. This is not Facespace or mybook.

I can tell you intended to throw out some LOLDEEP point with your previous post, and it might have been effective if it were not for your terrible choice of words.

>>6926181
Don't forget the inappropriate joking. Seriously, the hell is up with that?

>>6926181
Indeed. Learn to write, >>6926165.

>>6926157
Not likely. That level of posting is not taken seriously even on /a/. /soc/ tier garbage right there.

>>6926181
English is obviously not his first language, you gigantic homosexual.

>>6926195
Then he should stay in /int/.

>>6926165
Get out of /jp/.

Kill myself.

>>6926181
Its 6 am here I was about to leave, sorry I'm tired, my writing isn't great either sorry to annoy you guys in your secret place named /jp/ and I'm not from /a/ either.

>>6926212
Who gives a shit, reported.

>>6926212
Fuck off already. Just because you're tired doesn't excuse shitty writing.
If you are too tired to write, don't write.

>>6926228
All these sages are all samefag I bet

>>6926242
No they are not. Because you are fucking new here and can't even grasp how this board works.

>>6926242
You're right. All these damn sagers saging up your shit with their sages are the same damn sage saging up the place.

>>6926242
saged and reported.

>>6926151
I disagree with you simply because your presentation of what a man and a woman should be is biased on your preconceptions of what a pairing of a man and woman should be

>problem is that nether man and woman can be perfect for each other because this perfection is achieved with different 2 individuals that make a perfect whole.

You can't argue your point by saying, "A man and a woman should be certain ways because this is the way they should be." And also, I don't even really know how to respond to this because what you are saying just doesn't follow in my mind.

People would have treated you differently if you were a girl, and considering how much your experiences affect your personality, you'd be a completely different person.

As far as 3D is concerned, I'd rather be male. Older females don't look attractive at all while you can get that dapper old man look as a male with some effort, I'd rather grow up to look like Dracula instead of living as a little girl for maybe ten years and being 3D pig disgusting afterwards until I die. Though if I had been born a girl, I'd probably be an airheaded but somehow reliable elder sister type with at least waist-length hair, ankle-length if I can get away with it.

If eternal youth is included within the equation, then my opinion is there.

http://archive.easymodo.net/cgi-board.pl/jp/thread/6708091#p6708392

Were I born a girl, I probably would have actual friends and not be on 4chan all the time.

/thread

>>6926568
You'd be taking cock in a back alley somewhere. Wouldn't you, you little slut.

>>6926718
Just one?

>>6925060
>I could afford to have every /jp/'er turned into a little girl and allow them to join my harem.
Fuck. Why was I sleeping when this was posted, othervise I would have totally asked to be allowed in.

I'd hate to have been born a girl. Firstly, if I took the female analogue of what I look now, I'd look hideous which would mean that no one would even give me the time of day, let alone actually speak to me. Secondly, I can do whatever I want because as a guy, the social pressure to conform is considerably less than if you're a girl. Also if you tend to keep to yourself, as a guy people are less likely to bother you, I even have some close friends who couldn't give a shit that I don't go out and get drunk every other night. If you did the same as a girl I feel that everyone would probably pick on you. Finally, as a girl, you tend to make more female friends than male friends early on in life, and female friends are shittty friends to have. You can't be bros with a girl, they just talk shit behind your back and pretend they actually like you. At least with the friends I have now, if they have a problem with anything I am doing they will tell it me to my face, I respect that quality in people.

On the whole, if I was a girl I wouldn't be able to do what I enjoy doing now and would end up another boring, incessantly giggling (this annoys me to no end), personality lacking girl. I am very grateful that I am a guy and have never wished to be the little girl.

Very finally, periods. Seriously, what the fuck nature.

I wish I could be a cute loli and keep my current state of mind.
I just want a big guy that would take care of me and forgive me for everything I do ;_;

Which is why I only play girls on MMOs

being a girl must be such a drag. caring for your looks 24/7, emotional breakdowns etc.

>>6927100
>caring for your looks 24/7, emotional breakdowns
Guys have to do this too, you realise.

>>6927098
>I just want a big guy that would take care of me and forgive me for everything I do
Sometimes I think if a big guy would just hold me in his arms everything would work out.

>>6927368
>Guys have to do this too, you realise.
No, we really don't. Guys can get away with putting a lot less effort in.

Great, now I'm a shut-in girl with a biggass afro who wants to become a Kamen rider.
Nothing has changed.

>>6927378
No we can't. If you want to be an attractive male you have to work out, wear deodorant and shower every day, just like women. Only skanks wear loads of make-up, and plenty of males wear fake tans and emo stuff as well. You only think that because we're all shut ins here who never make an effort. Women never get put in this situation.

All I want is to be a cute little loli, with pretty dresses and lots friends.


My dream will never become reality.

>>6927396
>If you want to be an attractive male you have to work out
Bullshit.
You have to not be fat, but that doesn't require working out. And if you think all women do for their appearance is shower and wear deodorant you're delusional.

Just because you're a neet/hikikomori doesn't mean you can't look presentable.
I'm dissapoint in you newfriends of /jp/
When you dress up all classy and stuff just to go to the 24/7

The general consensus is that most /jp/ers would be the little slut or the little refined lady with frilly dresses.

The first would have sex and satisfy all of the most illegal dreams of /jp/edos, while the latter would live a refined life in a mansion, drinking tea with other little /jp/ girls everyday.

>>6927417
Those additional things are optional, besides, I'd endure any hardship if I could have the social benefits that come from being female.

That would have been sweet.

I'd be tsundere and wear frilly dresses.