/jp/ - Otaku Culture

That feel when I bet her face in for looking at me funny.
I dont actually do it but I think about it. I bet she thought about me thinking that, and got pretty scared.

What of it?

What feel?

I've had that face directed towards me in public but it was also filled with snickers. Probably laughing at how ugly I am.

she wants to fuck
>smirk back

>>6922895

>>6922902
>>6922902

my last "contact" with a girl was when i was standing in front of a windows, two girls was walking behind me and i've heard "hmm, what a nice ass" why they were walking away

geez, too bad they were black.

>>6922925
Oh my god how rude

>>6922930
But she is stuffing her face with snickers.

>>6922925
what are you waiting for
post pics right now

that feel when no girl has ever shown you a sign of interest since you were a kid

>>6923008
That feel when people on the internet constantly show interest in you, but never in real life.

>>6923008

I don't know that feel

>>6923008
I don't have that feel. You mad nerd?

>>6923008
It hurts ;_;

>>6923027
This.

>>6923008
>that feel when girls show interest in you but you are still to beta to do something about it.
God damn it me..

>>6923027
I act differently on the internet. In real life I act out as much as I can without doing it at the wrong time like a dumbass.
If I acted like I did on the Internet, do you think people would like me more?

that feel when girls love you and you can't keep them away from you even though you're a ALPHA AS FUCK NEET

That feel when I don't give a shit about 3D women anymore.
OMEGA AS FUCK

>>6923077
Currently trying to feel like that.I know it will feel great once I achieve enlightment.

>>6923087
Continue on, anon, you'll meet temptation many times as you walk the path of a true Omega Male but if you have a strong enough will, enlightment shall be yours.

That feel when you never got a chocolate on Valentine's day from a girl.

Not even from your mom

>>6923119
Its even worse if your mother gives it to you man..
Thats like pity chocolate.

>>6923114
I can confirm this. However, after a couple of years, the uneasy feelings will disappear.

>>6923114
Well I was thinking about getting castrated, but somehow it would feel like cheating

>>6923119
silly azunyan, you can't get chocolate, you're a girl!

>>6922925
I know that feel.

Apparently I have a great ass and have girls and the occasional guy comment on it. Is this what attractive girls feel like? Cause it feels bad man.

Usually its Asian and black girls, mainly Asian.

>mfw random girls come up and smack my ass
I feel violated when that happens.

At the old restaurant I worked at, the older female bartender would always comment on my ass and other things about me. I am just a kind little pure white boy who just wants to be with his animes.

>"Anon, you have a nice bubble butt!"
>"Uh.. ok..."
>mfw

>"Anon, you seem so pure and young. The things I could do and show to you if I was younger. I just want to corrupt and taint every last bit of it!"
>mfw

Later, I actually laughed about it to myself, because I was reminded of that "The purer it is, the better it is to corrupt!" comic. But then I realized that's me. Even with all the horrible doujins I have fapped to that would make others cringe, I remain pure physically.

Inb4 she wants to fuck. She was married with kids, and she frightened me slightly. Somewhat pretty actually. Dressed like a biker dyke though.

>>6923145
i don't know that feel, get out of /jp/ you hunk.

>>6923087
I already achieved it. It's ok.
I wonder how it feels like to loose my libido completely.

>>6923145
I want to hug you

>>6923054
>>6923145
>Be decent looking
>Social skills of a potato
That feel.

>>6923167

>>6923167
I've forgotten that feel a long time ago.

>>6923119

I think I got some in elementary school....
Then again, everybody got some back then.

>>6923185
I didn't.

>>6923167
>Be reasonably attractive and fit
>try to become friends with "normal" people
>Can't relate to them at all, have nothing to talk about, be somewhat awkward, never go to parties, grow very distant
>Scout out people with similar interests, join anime clubs and various other clubs
>the horror and disgust.......
>Stay at home, alone

That feel....

At least I have you, /jp/

>>6923145
You fucked up, dude. You should have stuck it in her. When she said, "if I was younger", you should have responded age is only a number or something similar. Married? so what! Ne-to-ra-re, say it with me, netorare. She could have just been teasing you, but probably not. Those words are extremely bold for simple teasing. She was probably overly flirt too, right?

Sticking your dick in anything isn't always the right choice. Depending on how you feel about it, you made the right choice ignoring her.

>>6923203

>Be reasonably attractive and fit
>try to become friends with "normal" people
>Can't relate to them at all, have nothing to talk about, be somewhat awkward, never go to parties, grow very distant
>Scout out people with similar interests, join anime clubs and various other clubs
>the horror and disgust.......
>Stay at home, alone
>wait a minute...
>BEING ALONE IS AWESOME
I don't know your feel, buddy. Sorry.

>>6923203
Same with me, I didn't join clubs because I knew it would only end in disappointment. I'm much happier like this anyway.

Eventually I just stopped caring. AFTER I found a passion, that is. In my nerd-realm bitches are simply not present. I'm actually scared of getting into a relationship right now, because it would take up too much time, which I need to study and go about my hobbies which keep me sane, countering the effects of my shitty job while getting into the university I want to.

The most fucking awesome thing as a male is, once you've fapped, most of that lonely crap is cut out for a day or maybe two. And social interaction can be taken from any encounter with other human beings that is possible. Prefferably friends or family. It's that easy to trick yourself into not feeling lonely while you actually should feel "the feel". Just stop thinking in terms of society and other peoples minds. Make up your own. Once again, IT'S THAT FUCKING EASY!

>>6923201
That feel when most boys in your class got chocolates from other girls except some few undesirable nerds like yourself.

That feel when you hang out with those nerds afterward to make up for that feel.

>>6923213
Well I didn't want to get sexed up and violated by some older biker chick. And fucking married women goes against my moral codes, her wife was a pretty alright guy.

I don't want my first time to be with some random woman I have no feelings for. Some people just want to find the right person. I am in no rush to loose my virginity to random women. I want to find my real life waifu. Inb4 reaction images.

>>6923217
If you enjoy being alone so much, why do you come here?

>>6923238
>real life waifu

>>6923203

Don't feel alone, anon. You are not the only one. I am in the same situation. Gone through the same crap. It is extremely hard to contact people like you and me, because of the simple fact that we hide ouf power levels that well. We do it, so we can keep up a somewhat normal image in our normalfag lifes.

TO ALL ANONS WHO CAN RELATE TO THIS:
We should somewhat get in contact with each other. I often feel like a place like 4chan is too unpersonal for my needs. In terms of hooking our nerdy lifes up over the internet, I'm open for suggestions. I'm somewhat hesitant at giving out my live, but it would be a possibilty.

>>6923251
You could post a fakeemail and see what happens.For me that turned out pretty good

>>6923242
I don't know. I can't stand socializing in real life, but I feel comfortable doing so anonymously on the internet.
Any psychiatrists up?

>>6923261
This is exactly how I am. I can talk to people online fine, there are a handful of friends I've known online exclusively for 10 years or so now. I can't talk to people offline worth shit.

That feel when a girl you've never heard about asks if you want to go out with her.
That feel when you say no because it does not make any sense

>>6923226
>And social interaction can be taken from any encounter with other human beings that is possible. Prefferably friends or family. It's that easy to trick yourself into not feeling lonely while you actually should feel "the feel". Just stop thinking in terms of society and other peoples minds. Make up your own. Once again, IT'S THAT FUCKING EASY!
This. Don't forget that masturbation is just another word for solo sex.

>>6923242
That's no argument, anon. The human being is, in the end, a social being and need interaction with other human beings, even if it despites those. Just look at those always-bitter old people who go around just to harras people. They do that because it's their only way of socialising. It's a way to keep yourself sane. You'd have to get into psychology to get the reason for this behaviour. You can, however, trick yourself into fulfilling your basic social needs while staying overall lonely without even noticing it. (As stated above).

>>6923273
I've seen way more people going insane while socializing a lot than people going insane while being lonely.

Excluding people who were lonely because they were insane of course

>>6923267
I know where you're getting, anon. You imply that I'm tricking myself to forget my desperation. It is true and I am fully aware of that. The more hardships in life you have the easier it gets. At some point it just starts to feel good again and you begin to appreciate the small things again.
Just reminding you here, you are thinking in the terms of people you shoud despise. At one point in your life you've been fucked over by exactly those people and it drove you into nerddom. Think about it.

>>6923284
I don't really know where you're getting at, but I grasp the concept of what you are trying to say.
Yes, I agree. Those people exist as well. I see them every day. I work in a book-/magazine-/newspaper shop at a train station. I've seen so many fucked up people in this store, It's gotten an everyday thing to me. I kick junkies out of the store on a daily basis, for example. They are one of the cases you stated. They just turned to drugs, because they couldn't cope anymore.

But that's a completely differnt issue, I think, even if true. I was talking about how loneliness can drive you crazy, like litteraly crazy.

>>6923145
I wish people told me I had a nice ass. The combination of my masochism and my pathetic need for some kind of admiration, even if it's just sexual, makes me really jealous of you.

>>6923203
I know that fucking feel so fucking hard bro.

that feel when you love that feel threads

Oh well, guess I'm just gonna go for it then.

To all of you who hide their power levels on a daily basis, who are not flaming weebs, who have a passion for japanese pop culture, language etc. To all who frequent this board and are not fucking elitist tsundere faggots who claim that they hate Japan. Mail me:

M8R-dpttl@mailinator.com

Fake adress, will give you Live as a reply.

>>6923319
That feel when that feel threads are actually cancer and there is greentext everywhere,but this time I'm okay with it because /jp/ is being honest about their feelings today

that feel when i didn't read any of your feels

That feel when it's no longer possible to use "that feel" without sounding like a tremendous faggot.

I was alone for most of my life, I guess. Last year I managed to find some people with similar interests at my school's mahjong club. We moved in together this year. Eroge parties every day. Arguing about the idea of waifus every day. Feels pretty good, man. I'm dropping out after this year and will never see them again. Feels pretty bad, man.

>>6923332
Are you that the anon who called me tsundere yesterday in that thread about hating Japan? Just wondering.

>>6923349
I think I know that feel now...

>walking by
>see cute girl
>she is looking at me
>stare at her until she lowers her eyes to the ground
>that feel

>>6923373
I always end up being the one lowering my eyes. Makes me feel like a faggot, but I just can't keep it up for long enough for the other person to surrender. It's preferable to just avoid looking at anyone at all, so I never have to risk making eye contact.

>at gym
>squatting
>9/10 female trainer smirks at me
>she walks up
>think she wants to fuck
>"you smell like shit, and look like a hairy animal, can you stop grunting so loudly? you're scaring people"

>>6923373

Be of good cheer. There are plenty of fish in the sea.

Among other things.

>>6923285
I was actually just trying to agree with you, but since English isn't my first language, the message of my writings might sometimes be a little inaccurate.

That feel when /jp/ is the new /r9k/

>>6923396
I wasn't hitting on her, I just needed to assert my dominance

>>6923332
>>6923251
>>>/soc/

Get the fuck out.

>>6923416
>>6923404
Seriously. Get the fuck out, these NEET and feelsorry threads that used to be fine are just inviting /faggot9000/ normals in here.

You guys need to leave to /soc/.

Report this thread.

>>6923242
I don't know what it's like for others but I personaly don't believe in e-friendship.
I don't come here looking for friends, or to be part of a "community", I just enjoy having and watching discussions with other more or less likeminded beings.
I don't even really picture /jp/ posters as actual people, or at least I don't feel the need to.

>>6923355
No man. Didn't browse /jp/ yesterday. I usually don't post much, except in threads like this, because it seemed to me that in here could be some people I could relate to, AFTER reading a few posts. But that the fact that somebody who frequents /jp/ utterly despises Japan is bullshit, is no secret to anyone with a brain. Just because you hate their politics, parts of their society for example, doesn't mean you can't like the country for the stuff that initially drew you in. I, for a fact, would say I hate the extreme power of berauctratics in Japans politics but I love the rich culture that formed troughout history, the perfect example of integration of different religions in one society, the pop culture of course and my biggest one, it's language. Glorious Nippon does not exist, be rational, guys. It's just a country like every other one in the world. Every country fucked shit up in they history.

Overall, it's crazy to tell yourself you hate the thing, you spend hours everyday with. Come on guys, cut yourself some slack. You can always find something you hate about something you like overall and vice versa.

I love being treated like shit by women.

>>6923425
What if you just don't give a fuck about Japan but say you dislike it to drive wapanese faggots away ?

>>6923421
NEET doesn't have anything to do with /r9k/ or this thread. You seem mad, you jealous of NEETs?

>>6923425
Just because I fucking love pasta and eat it every day and even discuss in a forum full of fellow pasta enthusiasts does not mean I give a shit about italy.

>>6923435
I think he was referencing to the self loathing and relationship craving betas filling this threads, it's like /r9k/ flooding in.

>>6923449
It is /r9k/ flooding in. I'll be sending an e-mail to moot about this. Maybe, just maybe they'll make these threads bannable on all boards. No one gives a shit about how sad you are, and no one will feel sorry for you. There are plenty of people in positions much worse than you, and the world does not give a flying fuck about them, why would anyone care about you?

>>6923416
>>6923421
Come on man, this thead is legit as it is. The discussion we are having could not be made on /soc/ because we'd have to hide our power-levels even there, ON THE FUCKING INTERNET.
Once you mention something relating to japan outside of /jp/ you usually end up with a fucked up thread, because everybody forgets about the initial topic and start to flame that one individual. Weebs (Of the clicheed perception of them that people tend to have.) are not liked, anywhere, thats why we hide our power levels in the first place. And that whole situation is of course thanks to all those fat, pocky-eating, naruto-watching, greasy, obnoxious, ignorant fucks.

>>6923466
>I'll be sending an e-mail to moot about this.

>>6923474
Geez man, take it easy.

>>6923466
We should just ask him to bring back /r9k/.

>>6923474
There have been attempts to make this a hook-up/meet-up thread already. That is as /soc/ related as it can get.

Just look at that faggot who's trying to make an MSN group. Join a dating site if you're so ronery and need human contact.

That feel when you write walls of bullshit that never happened to you and post it in a thread that is not even relevant to the board.

>>6923474
Are you a troll?

>>6923466
>I'll be sending an e-mail to moot about this.

That'd be cool, those whining betas are getting quite annoying.

>>6923474
Holy shit, get the fuck out and go outside if you crave relationships so much, whiny ass weeaboo faggot.

>>6923496
He's not a troll, he genuinely doesn't realize that these kinds of discussions aren't wanted in /jp/.

>>6923466
Have we been browsing the same board? Sending an e-mail to moot, what? Do you still have the ex-janitors shit on your nose too? I don't like /r9k/ on /jp/ either, but people like you are much worse. This thread isn't even that /r9k/ish, so you dumb faggots whining about are more annoying than the thread itself. This thread doesn't the typical beta vs normal, and "why won't women love me" that /r9k/ did. It's simplely anons expressing their feelings.

Why would anyone care what a dumb faggot like _you_ says, if they wouldn't take interest in what others are saying too? It sounds like your projecting since no one cares about _you_.

>>6923433
That's fine, but that's just part of hiding your power level, isn't it.
>>6923438
Invalid argument. You cannot compare something like pasta, a food stuff that has been integrated into nearly every society all over the world, hell, some people might not even know where those noodles originated from. It's an everyday thing.
If we are talking about maybe, VNs for example, or some kind of japanese music, it is clear this is something that is immediatly associated with Japan.

If you tell me you just like sushi, then your argument would be valid again, but then again, why do you come to /jp/ just because of sushi. This is clearly the wrong place for you. If your interest are in anything else, then I call BS on this.

>>6923513
I'm not the one bawling my eyes out in this thread anon. I'm not the one writing my greentext misadventures on this board, not the one creating an MSN meet up group.

This is not related to the board. This thread is baww central, and as you could not find your way to /r9k/, you decided the best place was to post here huh?

You're all retards, and this thread shouldn't exist.

I've solved your argument.

>>6923532
I actually don't think anyone up to this point has been bawwing their eyes out in this thread. I believe for a fact, that most people in this thread, hell, in the whole of /jp/ are just people that go on about in their daily lives with a normal-fag mask on. You can't really put them in one drawer. Some might be social people, some might have 2 seperate lifes. One normal-fag, one that may be despised in the eyes of society. They have to keep up their reputation. I am one of those people. I go to work, I have some friends, that however don't share many interest with me, but that I knew for a long time.
But the one thing I miss are some people that I can relate to when it comes to my hobbies, that is, some stuff related to japan. That's why I posted that e-mail adress, not because I crave for some attention of want someone to talk to. I already have that.

>>6923523

Shut the fuck up, you fucking weeaboo faggot, the majority here just like their games and 2D porn.

>mfw the last 20+ posts are people bitching about the thread

This thread is now reported. You all need to go back to /b/.

>>6923562
Look at that, all of a sudden, someone got emotional. Hit a point there, anon? Are you maybe, yourself on of those flaming weaboo faggots?
Of are you lonely, wanna talk about it?

>>6923532
Typical mongoloid low tier /jp/sie. Blaming any problem /jp/ has on other boards and raids. Why so paranoid and delusional, /jp/sie? I didn't post any of the things you described in this thread, and I never do on any board.

Baw central? Naw, more like suicide central. Ever notice all those suicide threads, "that feel" and other similar off-topic threads? Yeah, those aren't from /r9k/, kiddo.

>>6923575
I can tell by your hostile attitude and the way you type that you aren't from /jp/. Reported for trolling too.

>>6923575
>Ever notice all those suicide threads, "that feel" and other similar off-topic threads?
Those threads are mostly retarded also, but somehow this thread manages to be worse.

>>6923571
>Hit a point there, anon?

You did, i fucking hate weeaboos, /jp/ is the only place in this planet and on the internet where people share my interests and they are not fucking GAY, using smileys, saying they love Japan, eat pocky and shit.

I just want to talk about my interests with rational people, not some fucking fat faggot piece of shit saying "i liek Japan, i'm learning japanese to travel to japan and live the weeaboo dream, eat pocky everyday, watch Naruto all day and be supa supa Kawaii ^_^"

>>6923575
Those threads dont end up turning into hookup threads.

>>6923585
Well, guess what. I came here for the same reason. I'm a rational being that likes some aspects about japan and therefore a hobby evolved around it. I combined my initial interest in languages with the liking i found in those aspects.

>>6923580
No, no actually you can't. You know, since you're wrong, as usual. Like I said, why so paranoid delusional, /jp/sie. It's to easy to ruffle the feathers of low tier /jp/sies. Some of the most annoying and worst shit on /jp/ is from people who regularly browse /jp/. As an example: You and all the whiny faggots who blame everything on other boards.

Where the fuck are those new janitors, moot?

>>6923606
You aren't even allowed on the internet by your parents until the weekend rolls around, so your argument is invalid. Everyone making these threads is either sion-tier shit or from another board. There really is no in between.

>>6923585
You're arguing a moot point since no one acts like that on 4chan, much less /jp/. At least mostly. But to deny that you or /jp/ as a whole doesn't have a moderate interest in Japan and its language/culture/people is foolish.

>>6923604
Nobody is demanding that you hate Japan.

>>6923617
As with any other board, some people here like Japan, some people here don't like Japan, and some people don't give a shit. Discussion of Japan the country doesn't belong here either way.

>>6923606
No, I can. Nobody who browses /jp/ would ever type like you. You're rude and condescending. The way you type and use memes makes me think you're from /v/, specifically.

From baw to hookup to meta.
Jesus christ, someone please delete this shit.

>>6923630
"Does not fit into /jp/" and "not from /jp/," regrettably, are not the same thing.

>>6923635
You are neither of those things.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kLa99UoueAM

>>6923617

Japanese culture, language and people are not /jp/ related, we have /int/ and /lang/ for that.

I love American movies that doesn't mean i'm interested in American culture, language and people, i just like the stuff they make, same with Japan, i just like their games, 'comics' and 'cartoons' i don'tcare about Japan at all.

This thread was fine until this guy talking about getting in contact or whatever showed up. /jp/ needs to let its emotions out somewhere, at least there are plenty here that sympathize.

>>6923615
>white ren
You aren't above sion-tier, so why are you acting like you aren't a complete shit-tier posting faggot yourself? If you had posted as anonymous, maybe, maybe your "witty" comment made a tiny amount of sense. How many bawson images do you have saved, kid? I was actually thinking "that" group of tripfags, including you of course, when I was thinking of how the most annoying and worst shit on /jp/ is actually from people who regularly browse /jp/.

>>6923606
Oh god can you leave this place please? It's pretty clear from here that you don't fit in nor are you trying to.

>>6923627
People who claim to hate Japan are a loud minority, though. I agree that discussing about Japan should go to travel and such, but it itches me how some people badmouth Japan and the shit they produce just because they're insecure of their tastes and are afraid of getting branded as a weeaboo. Reminds of me of some bullied kid at school, really.

>Girl has interest in me
>She want's to go out
>I don't very much give a flying fuck
I have a waifu
^_^;;

>>6923644
Like /a/b/v/soc/.

This thread is now reported.

>>6923648
Who gives a shit reported.

pic related
This is the face that people make when they see me. my felt side is paralyzed, shit gets hilarious when I "smirk" on them

>>6923638
The person you replied to wasn't even me, so once again you prove you're completely inept. Obviously I'm rude, why wouldn't I type rudely and offensively when I'm replying to an annoying shit?

>>6923661
The person you replied to wasn't even me.

>>6923657
Report everything, fake-kun.

>How many bawson images do you have saved, kid?

None, because I'm not a piece of shit like you are. sion does that, not me.

The worst thing to happen to /jp/ was when 12-year-olds thought they deserved to have opinions.

>>6923648
Haha oh wow you don't even know about White Ren. Get out. Also reported.

owned nerds

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>>6923675
How do I know you're the real deal and not just someone pretending to be me?

>>6923675
You are so stupid it's nearly criminal. If children aren't allowed an opinion, then why is subhuman scum like allowed one, let alone allowed to even live? Also, yeah whatever lying cunt. I know you've got bawson and japanese bird pictures saved. You and your kind always used those memes.

>>6923686
Cruise control might be cool and all, but sometimes you gotta steer.

>Hmm, this thread has been going on for quite a while, let's see what's going on in he---

Come on, people, is it so hard just to talk about Touhou and figurines? What could possibly lead to such vitriol?

>>6923701
shut the fuck up crow woman

>>6923648
Owyed hard.
Go cry to your dads dick shitvagina.

>>6923707
You don't understand whats at stake here. I've emailed moot as he is our only hope regarding the future of /jp/.

>>6923701
"bawson" isn't a meme. JBCS is barely one, just for the fact that it brought a smile to decent people's faces before Slavic Federation started botting it.

>If children aren't allowed an opinion, then why is subhuman scum like allowed one, let alone allowed to even live?

I don't know. Why are you allowed to live?

ITT some newfag from other board getting owned hard by alabama and a bunch of /jp/ regulars

>>6923707
/jp/ is the mental ward of the internet, anything can go wrong.

Why can't we just get along /jp/?

Do you want to be wise? Learn Aikido

Arguably the most powerful martial arts in Japan.
An Aikido practitioner is practically invincible, no one of any martial arts background can ever land a punch or kick on one.
Using the power of the attacker, the Aikido practitioner uses absolutely no energy to knock them down.
A fearsome martial arts it is

>>6923724
/jp/ is a collection of city states of varying capability banding together against the oppressive tide of imperialist aims.

/jp/ is the Hellenic League.

>>6923726
We get along just fine. This smegmapie was just asking for it.

>>6923680
Haha word, another mongoloid attempting to make assumptions. Try growing a brain before you make those. The tripcode is public, I know that obviously(Well, not so obvious for retards like you.). Since he's using the code he was around when japanese bird and bawson were regularly spammed, so I asked him if he had them saved because people like him consider those memes, "/jp/ related". Whats wrong with implying white ren, jones, currybutt and other similar faggots aren't sion-tier?

ITT ownage holy shit

>>6923740
Get the fuck back to /b/, faggot (seeing as /r9k/ is gone). You could have just used google or that ultra cool /r9k/ wiki that your friends at /r9k/ set up for you guys. But noooo, you just had to make a beta thread here and shit up mah /jp/. Now fuck off before I use my Aikido and chi-blast you through your ISP.

Japanese Martial Arts, is really an art isn't it?
Lets check out Aikido for moment. A style that doesn't even use any strikes to beat down your opponent, sound pretty cool right?
Here is a video of Aikido practitioners demonstrating various moves:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sJ8VLPPTuH0
Note how graceful they are, it's like you are watching them dance and not fighting at all, a beautiful dance I might add.
What do you think? About Aikido and Japanese Martial Arts in general.

>>6923726
I can get along with fellow /jp/edos just fine, but not with whining betas from /r9k/

>Whats wrong with implying white ren, jones, currybutt and other similar faggots aren't sion-tier?

Jones-dono
White Ren
sion
curry

Acceptability rankings.

Wrong on all counts, as usual from a /jp/sie. Didn't make the thread, didn't post anything related to this thread in this thread. Why are /jp/sies are fucking stupid?
>make assumptions
>be wrong all the time
>be a true /jp/sie
inb4 go back to >>>/v/

Suigin(Using Aikido)=Aikido Master/Giant Wolf of Darkness>EXPERT PROGRAMMERS>White Ren>Gogeta>Arcueid Brunestud=Currybutt>Sion>ZUN!bar=Ponpo>Comrade General=Meiling=Kyon>KoG>Taiko Drum Master=BOOF>Remilia Scarlet#junk>Meru>Athens>Kordox
These are our tripfag powerlevels.

>>6923775
Look at this sad child greentexting. You're getting told in real life, and you're getting told on /jp/. Doesn't that make you sad?

Get the fuck out.

I was coming home from work this evening, when I was attacked by 2 big black men, one of them had a knife. I was quite calm, I do know a year's worth of Aikido training. The one with the knife came rushing at me, I quickly grab his wrist, it was really close to stabbing me, I flipped him over, and took the knife, he was probably knocked out, he did hit the ground head first. The other nigga was scared and ran off. I called the police and was on my way home afterward.

>>6923775
I'm sorry you're indistinguishable from the other retard.

>>6923775
Why are you here ? If you hate this board so much, staying here is pretty silly.

I come to /jp/ for Touhou and because I can take it easier here than on /v/. Pointless rage is a /v/ trait, not something that's expected here. I understand you want to protect the quality of posting here, but creating towering threads of fury and hatred is not the way to do it.

I want to be a boxing youkai.
I'd go to the former hell, and challenge oni. One by one, I'd defeat each of them, all of their punches simply hitting air as my head weaves around their fists, ending with a single well-placed punch what would knock them back to the grounds of the former hell.
Then one oni would catch my eye when she walks into the ring, an aura of calm power filling the air. She wouldn't attack me, so I made the first strike.
After that, I would understand.
Then I would become a youkai of aikido.

>>6923773
>dono
I actually meant, "Whats wrong with implying white ren, jones, currybutt and other similar faggots are sion-tier?". I'll spell it out further: IRC /jp/ers are worse than /b/tards. Hope that helps, when I meant the worst things on /jp/ are from /jp/, I meant you IRC regulars.

>>6923775

(((ok bitch)
(you asked for it)
(here goes))
(im taking out the fucking
(bold paranthesis on you))
(you fuqing angered an expert programmer)
(ive been here for (expt 3 88888000) years longer than you)
(ive read sicp twice)
(i know every programming language in the world
including apl)
(if u wanna batl (lets do it))
(ill crush you like a bean))

>>6923786
>greentext for no reason
>/jp/sies guaranteed to reply
>durpgreentext
I wonder why "/jp/sies" are so predictable, but their assumptions are always wrong?

>>6923814
>HEY GUYS IM NOT A RETARD I WAS JUST PRETENDING JOKES ON U

LOL XD

>>6923814
If you act like a retard, people will call you a retard.

Nothing wrong with being predictable.

>>6923800
I actually popped into /b/ and it seems like it actually got less shitty. I was floored.

>>6923814
in all seriousness.

all complete seriousness, as in: no more memes or witty comebacks.

all of that shit aside, completely serious right now.

if I had a gun with one bullet, and you were standing in front of me.

but next to you, was Hitler, alive again and ready to kill another 7 million or so Jews.

Honestly, I would shoot you. I really would. Why you're even on /jp/ is something I really would like to know. I want to know how you managed to stumble into this place, and who told you about this secret place of the internet.
Honestly, you're the sole reason /jp/ is full of fail nowadays. It would give me great pleasure to know that before I left, I could at least convince one idiot to leave this place for those with a positive IQ.
So please, in all seriousness, just leave this place and never return

>>6923830
AUTISM

OVERWHELMING

>>6923820
Yeah, the link to >>>/v/ in the spoiler definitely didn't signal my intentions from the start. Why are you so stupid? Also, you're using that phrase wrong too. I wasn't "pretending" I was highlighting how stupid, you are from the start. That post was only to sub salt in the wound because you're so predictable. Angry about the IRC comment?

>>6923837
This retard is seriously arguing with 4-5 different people that are using White Ren's trip. Amazing.

>>6923830
I'm not the guy you were talking to (honestly!), but frankly I see you as just as much of a shitposter as he is. Your posts in this thread haven't improved the board one jot. In fact, they've made it a worse place to browse. Where's the /jp/ I know? The /jp/ I know would make a single witty, rebuking comment and sage, not shit up the board with this outpouring of futile rage. Everyone here should be ashamed of themselves.

>>6923849
Highlight one post where I addressed incorrectly or implied they were the same and wasn't treating them like individuals. I asked a question to the original one who first posted and got a reply too, after that where did I argue against "different" ones, as if i thought they were the same? Swing and miss, /jp/sie.

>>6923870
the /jp/ I know would recognize old ass kopipe

>anime screenshot
>that feel
>170+ replies

What are you doing to yourself, /jp/?

>>6923881
D:

>>6923870
Yeah, you are. Also, I hope you realize that you're replying to an obvious pasta.

>>6923896
Ugh, no. Damn you /jp/sies are fucking stupid. I didn't reply to that dipshit. That guy actually is someone else. I bet you feel satisfied thinking that I replied to that shitty post. Notice the lack of hostile comments? Normally if you had a working brain, you'd notice and realize that wasn't the person making all the rude comments.

>>6923395
I Lol'd but also feels bad for ya....

>>6923837
Try responding to the people who aren't White Ren.

Okay guys I'll delete the thread, what a bunch of emos worked up over nothing.