/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Don't look like a fucking creep and you'll be fine.

They can tell. Either brave it or buy online.

Bring a list with you.

Just get a female friend to buy it for you.

Or by it with glue and random stationary, and they'll think you're doing some arts and crafts.

Or get it with gloves, knives, etc and they'll think you're robbing a bank.

Assuming your over 21 just buy some wine and condoms with it

If your underage just buy it and lolwhogivesafuck

They won't remember you anyway

>>6919383
>female friend

>>6919381

>>6919383


>Just get a female friend

Buy online. That way you can buy all kind of cute designs and nobody will know

I prefer thigh highs OP

>>6919383
>friend

>>6919383
>friend

>>6919405
Yeah, many men buy pantyhose every day for all kinds of things like art, poor circulation, and keeping warm. Frilly pink pantsu, not so much.

>>6919395
>>6919403
>>6919419
>>6919430
/jp/ needs to stop pretending not to have friends.

I really don't though

Just write down the advice in this thread and use that as your 'list'
http://archive.easymodo.net/cgi-board.pl/jp/thread/S4622432

>>6919365
>pantyhose fapping

I haven't had internet for a week, what is this? Although I can sorta think of something.

>>6919526
While you were gone we all shaved our legs and put on pantyhose.

>>6919533
So it seems.

>>6919512
How would I have friends if I don't go outside or talk to people?

>>6919533
May I ask why and what has spurred this movement?

>>6919512
>pretending

>>6919555

zeitgeist

>>6919512
Stop projecting yourself, some of us aren't betas desperatly craving for relationships and are actually fine alone.

Okay /jp/ I did it, I ended up buying along with two pairs of pantyhose:

soap 4 pack
kitchen scrub 3 pack
bottle of hand wash
Raid, for these fucking ants around here
3 bottles of coke since they were on special

I tried my best to remain poker faced and paid with debit on my bank card. I don't think the checkout girl suspects anything, or at the least she didn't ask any questions.

I came twice already, explosively. Now excuse me while I bask in the afterglow.

congratulations

>>6919555
We listen to our hearts. Well, not hearts... penises.

>>6921466
You won't be able to stop there. Maybe next you'll buy some thigh high socks, and maybe a skirt to go with them. Eventually you will be walking around the house dressed as a maid 27/7, dripping precum all the while

>>6921522

Living the dream.

>>6921522
don't forget the vibrator up your ass
better buy some more batteries

also you get 3 more hours in the day when in meido modo

/jp/ - /b/ in 2005

Buy a box of chocolates with the stockings. Afterward, eat the chocolate.

>>6919662
I'll be your friend if you want.

>>6921466
Congrats, anon. And to all others: join us.

buy them with shoe polish

>>6921877
that makes so much fucking sense. but what the hell am i suppose to do with the shoe polish?

>>6921883
Polish shoes of course.

>>6921887
I don't like Polish shoes, I prefer English ones.

>>6921893
Then buy some English ones.

go to a place with self-checkout dummy

>>6919365
its because when you polish shoes the panty hose help to shine them i know this because i polish my boots all the time

so... do pantyhoses come in different sizes?
how would i know which one fits me?

>>6921883
Smear it all over your face and pretend you're black.

Buy them with normal things like sleeping pills, ear plugs, bananas and margarita mix. Get some pork lard scraps from the butcher if you really want to throw them off. Once you get home you can make lard with the scraps and fry your banana in the lard and sprinkle crushed sleeping pills over it. It'll taste good and be good for you.

>>6921944
>fry your banana in the lard
that cant be good for you...

Use this.
Most packages have these in the back, so you get an idea
Plus: plus size belly
Sheer: see through
Control Top: has a wider band in the hip area so they don't roll down your fat
Knee highs: go up to your knee
thigh highs: go over your knee (there are several types within this category...(these could be used with a garter strap)
-regular: smaller band in the thigh area
-nylon: wider band and may come in designs and plastic to make them stick to your legs
-fish net: do I need to say more?
Sheer toe: the toe area is sheer to see

Your list has to be written with girl writing and super neat. If coupons are available use them because apparently that's what girls do, coupons!

>>6922039
Frying in lard is one of the healthiest, if not the healthiest way to fry foods.

pantyhose sucks and is uncomfortable, buy stockings or tigh-highs. i recommend buying a miniskirt and fapping clad in zettai ryouiki.

>pantyhose sucks and is uncomfortable
You must be buying some really cheap and shitty pantyhoses

Oh, it's this thread again.

More pantyhose advice: the X den(ier) marking (if the packing has one) means density of the thread. Closer to 100 is more opaque. 80 is pretty opaque, 40 to 60 half-opaque and 20 nearly completely see-through. I myself prefer the 40 to 60 range, 20 and such just feel too thin, like it'd break easily... unless that's your thing, of course.

For buying buzzing friends, dealextreme's adult section works quite well. The shipping is discreet (they're marked as "household appliances" or something) and the prices low, though you might occasionally come across a wonky one, I recommend buying several models to avoid disappointment. The prices make up for it, though, the aneroses and stuff are almost 10 times cheaper there compared to my local sex shops.

For girl's clothes, cosmates isn't bad, and they also have large sizes for those who need them. I don't know whether the shipping is discreet or not though, it has been years since I ordered stuff from them and I didn't need to pay attention to that.

>20 and such just feel too thin, like it'd break easily
Well that's like, you opinion man. As we speak I'm wearing a pair of 7 denier pantyhose and rubbing my penis through them. The really thin ones feel more soft and silky and feel more like a second skin as they don't block out the sense of touch as much as the thicker pantyhose.

That said this brand's sales line is "7 denier appearance, 20 denier strength", apparently they're using some advanced weaving method which can get more strength out of the material. Still it's kind of funny because the box doesn't have any washing instructions since they know it won't survive being washed, be it machine or hand.

Pardon me chaps, but how do you fap with the pantyhose on?

Do you just sort of wear them up halfway..?

>>6922305
vibrators

>>6922305
Pull the front down a bit so your penis and balls clear the band

I'm told that it's extremely pleasurable to fap to the edge of orgasm, then put your penis inside and rub the underside through the nylon until you explode inside. But I've never done it as it seems like a terrible waste of pantyhose to me.

>>6922287
Well yeah, that was just my opinion, but in general, it applies that more den = more durable, though the strength depends a lot on the brand/price too, seems you found a good one. Buying more expensive pantyhose can be a good idea if you want to use them a lot/actually wear them other than fapping. Once I bought 4 pairs from the cheapest brand I found, and 3 out of 4 broke the first day I wore them. Sometime ago I got my first Philippe Matignons, and boy, they feel so silky, yet so strong... I really like these, and will probably buy more of the brand in the future.

>>6922312
You could wash them after, right...?

You guys are such sluts... How about having a little decency and modesty?!

>>6922341
You could but the thinner pantyhose won't last many washes and in any case semen is apparently a very tough stain to get out.

Might be a good idea to cum on your pantyhose after they develop a run and just before you throw them out.

>>6922041
What about if your height-weight is in the white area?
They have so much for short and fat people, but none for tall skinny.
;_;

>>6923026
;_; I know this feel.

Just buy thigh highs. Save yourself the heart ache.

I've moved on from pantyhose to socks now, having found a brand that reaches almost completely up my ridiculously long legs. Sometimes I'll wear both at once, but it's harder to do when it's hot out. I've recently begun looking into, well I suppose they're fishnet shirts but the weave is small enough to feel like pantyhose. Covered in nylon from toe to neck is a heavenly thing /jp/, I urge you to try it.

Also, for those wearing thigh highs, buy a garter, it'll change your life. Buy a good one though, and have about three at any given time. It'll open up a whole new world for you.

>>6922349
I don't think it's slutty, I am sure /jp/ users are responsible little girls who don't do lewd things like tempting people by wearing those revealing clothing in public or masturbating while wearing them. Instead, I believe those Anonymous are asking for cute underwear to buy so that they can better please their lesbian lovers in bed. As a fellow little girl, surely you understand that this is a noble effort.

>>6922351
Semen absolutely ruins clothes, yeah. If you want to layer up but not worry about accidents, you can just wear a thin nonlubed condom. That also helps if you want to drink it afterward.

>>6923241
If you want the semen to taste like rubber, yeah

>>6923148
Are thigh highs considered revealing?

>>6923262
The glimpse of skin is rather teasing than revealing.

Holy shit /jp/ you guys are weirder than I remembered.

I shaved my legs last night, I don't like panty hose as much as opaque thigh or over knee socks, just buy them, ask a woman who works there your girlfriend wanted some but you don't remember the size (they are not sized like clothing is so she won't find it weird and think you honestly forgot) get some you think will be a bit smaller or larger than you think you want, they stretch so its not really that big of a deal.

>>6924847

>I don't like panty hose as much as opaque thigh or over knee socks

You have bad taste.

Luckily, there are a lot of crossdressing resources online if you're looking for pantyhose sizes. If I were to buy some I'd buy them far away in a store I never shop at, though.

>>6924847
I'm much the same way.

While pantyhose can be great for the occasional fap, socks up almost to your waist are pure euphoria to wear around all day, just make sure you buy a garter.

It's imperative you learn your sizes if you are looking to do this in the long term, it take s minimal effort and will save you a lot of trouble when trying to figure out what to buy.

>>6924871
I have one, I may post it in use sometime. I like the way my leather couch and chairs feel against the exposed area of skin where thigh high ( all mine are 120 den) ends and panty begins, can't do it with panty hose. Fuck... good thing my country requires we have our guns under lock and key and unloaded posts like this make me never want to post again. usually lose the never by the time i get one out and loaded.

>>6921769
Pretty much this, I haven't been as intrigued and entertained in quite a while.

>>6921466

Have an ona hole? Who said men can't have full body orgasms?

>>6922198
>cosmates
This site is great, thanks a lot. Lots of cute clothing, and reasonably priced.

I just bought like 30 of them.

>>6925830
30 pairs of pantyhose? Why do you need so much?

wow, cant believe this thread is still alive..

Buy an under armor (or equivalent brand) shirt that is tight fitting or maybe even go one size too small. You'll get the pantyhose feel over your entire body. Just the shirt by itself will get you uncomfortably hard.

well, you did it, /jp/ i got some tights and lace thong panties to wear beneath.

fuck you guys. fuck you.

>>6929253
might I add that rubbing your cock through parts of the the exposed lace pattern is electrifying?

>>6929253
A thong? What a slut.

>>6929330
that's how i love to feel an enjoy every minute of it

Has anyone tried tucking their testicles?

I found a thread on the subject, someone might have to troll /v/ with it:
http://www.cosplay.com/showthread.php?t=16158

>>6929485
I used to go out and CD and let me tell you tucking is uncomfortable and largely unnecessary. Unless you're dressed up like catwoman, just wear your panties over your dick facing down and not up and the bulge won't be an issue.

OH LORD WHAT AM I READING

JESUS HAVE MERCY ON MY SOUL FOR DWELLING INTO THE DEVILS DEN EVEN THOUGH I WAS WARNED

>>6931899
If you love your balls, put on some panties or pantyhose.

Go ahead.
You know you want to try it.
Give them a treat.
They deserve it.

>>6931899
>eew sexuality so nasty and gross!! i cant believe there are people who do such nasty things like putting fabric on their legs and rubbing their penis! how leewd ecksdee!11

You realize how naive you sound?
Yes, people enjoy these things, and much stranger things too. Stop acting juvenile and clinging to cultural norms that make no sense.

I don't really like panty hose but striped pantsu and white thigh socks very much so, some other things too. I am more of a trap though. Enjoying such things by my self has lost the edge it did when I started and now I wish to share it with someone ♥. (Ooops my ona hole is showing =x)

>>6933068

Put them on then post some pictures.

Just buy them online.

I think about sometimes. But I always fear that I will like and never stop and then kill myself. I've had moments where I would attempt to self harm myself for thinking about crossing dressing. I thought cutting off my testicles once, even had the shears in my hands.

I'm smiling after reading this thread, I'm glad you all are having fun with your pantyhose and such! And thanks for reminding me to buy some.

>>6933166
Have any more pictures?

>>6933157
Some other time I have to leave for work shortly.

WAT

>>6933310
Not really, I don't really have any girl clothing. :(

I like this thread.

At last, i feel at home.

>>6921522
This is my dream. Well along with a waifu of course.

>>6933471
Wait wouldn't that be weird. A crossing dresser with a waifu?

>>6933716
he can pretend he's a futa

>>6933068
Shimapan

I should really stop visiting Bodyline.

Thank you /jp/, I just remember why I used to browse this board.

>>6933471
Well i mean a waifu that would let me do it for her.

>>6937817
Oh wow, that's just awesome.

>>6937817
Any pictures of you wearing them?

Do you go out in public while wearing them?

>>6937989
Of course not!

What am I, some sort of a freak?

>>6937989
I was just wondering

Good to know im not the only one who dresses up just for the feeling.

>>6937989
I dislike camwhoring, so don't expect more. And >>6938011 is not me, but the basic message is the same, the only time I cd in public is during conventions.

>>6938233
Joke's on you, I can save that pic and fap to it whenever I want!

>>6938385
I'm feeling generous.

Have some pads

Am I cute, uguu~?

Also, let me reiterate the importance of good leg shaving. I started off just using one of the Norelco bodygrooms, but it just doesn't get close enough - when you rub against the grain it's rough. Epilation is the ultimate goal, but not feasible in the early stages. I recommend the electric, then polish it up with a razor or better yet hair removal cream.

>>6938443

Did you go to anime usa 2010 by any chance?

What is this shit?

This isn't Chisame!

Get out sluts!

>>6938447
I want to molest your chest.

>>6938469
Or Eva-chan.

>>6938447
If you are a guy in that pic, you did pretty good. I'm impressed!

>>6937817

Are those real or airshit?

>>6919365

How about you stop doing that and ruining the pantyhose fetish for everybody, faggot?

>>6938466
I've never crossed the Atlantic.

>>6938693
They're real, why else would I put a lock on it.

>>6938698
Stop doing what? I don't get it.

>>6938731

What makes/models?

>>6938665
>>6938487
thanks guys. appreciate it. i am male. I'm 6'9, too, i'm glad you like.

>>6938784
>>6938447
>I'm 6'9, too
I don't even... Why would you do this? You're too tall to be doing this... Delusions crushed...

>>6938233
>>6938443
>>6938445

Which meido uniform is that?

>>6938807
i mean, i'll never be a good little girl in real life, but if i can look good over the internet, that's enough for me. next time i post a pic i won't share my height.

>>6938864
To me you're a cute little girl.

I like your skirt.

It must be kinda hot to know people are fapping to you.

>>6938922
>>6938908
Why not fap to an actual little girl?

>>6938922
yup

>>6938864
i wish people would fap to me. ;_;

People on /jp/ enjoy feeling sexually degarded due to a lifetime of being socially degarded.

People on /jp/ enjoy feeling sexually degarded due to a lifetime of being socially degarded.

>>6938922
Never thought of that. I should start wearing girls clothes and then take pictures.

I buy used girl clothing like skirts and blouses and fap while wearing them. It's kind of arousing when you get them from the girl that wore them.
I bought pantyhose once but I ripped them while trying to wear them and haven't bought any more.

>>6939008
Do you just ask her if she has any clothes from when she was a girl?

>>6939008
Dont people stare though? buying online is nice and all but it would be nice to be able to get to actually see what i'm buying

>>6939019
I buy online from people on my city so I can go pick them up personally.I always say my little sis makes me go pick them up because she's too busy or whatever.

my god this thread is still alive?!?!!

THIS THREAD IS STILL ALIVE?!?!?!!?

>>6938962
Put on something cute and take a few pics

I'll fap just for you anon.

no matter how morbidly obese and unbathed you are

>>6938784
wow
you are still very kawii, uguuu. In fact you are an inspiration. Your height didn't get into the way of your chase for the dream. Still, where the hell did you find your outfit sis? Did you have to custom order?

>>6939081
I'm not sure what my trap abilities are, i'm 6,1 and weigh 160lbs.

Added i don't know where to get anything to wear.

>>6938784
>I'm 6'9, too,
Are you shitting me?
I would not have guessed that from the picture, impressive.

>>6939081
this is me.>>6938447

>>6939094
i periodically go to old navy online and buy everything on sale in women's large tall. fits me well. skirts are size 10-12 for me. other stuff i get custom fitted on ebay.

>>6938447
>>6939176
I need more of this.

>>6939152
You sound scrawny which helps immensely.

A bit tall, but the guy above you is much more and did an excellent job. Go for it!

Me? 173cm and 77kg, hairy too. It isn't happening for me ;_;

Threads like this are what keep me visiting /jp/.

>>6939194
Yea i have no muscle at all.

I guess ill give it a try, always wanted to see how it feels. Just need to know where to buy clothes now.

>>6939225
normal clothes: oldnavy.com
normal intimates: walmart.com
weird stuff: ebay
thigh-highs: sockdreams.com
wigs: ebay

Honestly /jp/, why do you need to be deceptive? The cashier will probably not question you about it because they really don't want to get into a conversation about it; they'll probably just tell you the price and it'll be over in 15 seconds or so if that's all you're buying. Plus if you know how to project your emotions properly you can give them the look of "I don't want to talk about it, just bag my stuff and let's move on"

Plus if you don't go there enough to know the cashier personally, it doesn't fucking matter anyways.

>>6939176
That's kinda nice.

Pactio?

>>6939225

Value Village, it's where I go.

>>6939176
wig?

>>6923241

So that's why my girlfriend had so much trouble trying to wash her panties after lending me them for masturbatory purposes....

>>6939243
You forgot about little things like family.

>Son, I am dissapoint.
>brother will think I'm a gigantic faggot
>my mother's opinion is not relevant
>other reasons

>>6939240
"weird stuff" i guess includes meido uniforms?
>>6939250
Ill check that out.

>>6939191
one more. older one.

I bought a skirt and some thigh highs online recently too, feels very nice to sit wearing them and drinking tea. I don't think I'd have the courage to buy anything like that from a real life store, though.

>>6939240
Sockdreams is fucking great!

I'd recommend them to anyone if I had anyone to speak to.

>>6939280
wierd stuff if you want naughty panties.

>>6939308
Naughty panties from ebay sound gross and scary, unless you're into that sort of hotglue play

God i cant shave for shit

>>6939243
As a cashier your statement is correct. We don't give a fuck what you buy. The only reason I even look at what you are buying is to sort them for bagging. I am as immature as you can get, yet I am professional enough not talk about anything that is even remotely embarrassing. Feels funny bagging a load of panties , feminine hygiene stuff, chocolates, ice cream, condoms, and lube, but I won't say a damn thing. These are normal things to buy, well maybe not for us I suppose but still.

I feel bad when people try to cover up the embarrassing stuff. I try to scan them as quickly as possible and the next so the item isn't on display anymore. I know the pain of buying stuff you don't want anyone else knowing about.

>>6939326
I'm going to go out on a limb here and guess that you're not a fat black woman. There's your real problem.

The other day I just walked into Target and bought pantyhose. I was sort of sneaky in the womens department because there were employees stocking clothes who might have been a little weirded out at the sight of a guy, but once I got to checkout I knew the cashier wouldn't give a damn, and I had excuses prepared in case he did.

"For the theater club."
"Hey, it's really cold this time of year, so I need another layer under my pants."
"Well, you know, renaissance fair season is coming soon."

But probably nobody will need those. It should all go smoothly.

>>6938864 next time i post a pic i won't share my height.
Oh yes you will.

I'm 6'4" and it's always a pain to find someone taller than me to fantasize about.....

>>6939334
God damn I fucking hate fat black women.

They were everywhere and did damn near ever job where I grew up. My early years of crossdressing resorted to shoplifting as I couldn't face the shame of the fat black faces scorning me.

Now I just use the internet, or make my own.

>>6939337
I'm a cashier at target incidentally. I get people buying all kinds of shit and not a single fuck was given, ever. A whole bag of lube and watch batteries, for example. Nothing to see here...

It makes me chuckle when I find an opened box of condoms hidden behind the shelf. Find one every day, I shit you not.

>>6939334
you got me man
>>6939344
find a place with the weird white dude working there. I will help you out bro/sis.

Funny story. I missed a EMS package thanks to work and had to go the post office. All angry black women working there. Seriously everyone there. My mail lady is black too but she doesn't seem angry. Surprising since my house is a top a steep hill. I guess driving on the wrong side of a truck all day gets to you and you need to get the fuck outta it.

>>6939291
where did you get your schoolgirl outfits?

>>6939337
>>6939376
How did you guys pick up on that I work at Target? All I said is that I was a cashier. It is all a conspiracy! You are out to get me because you are jealous of my low wage lifestyle!
Target fags seem popular here. Why is that?

>>6939432
Not as crowded as Wal-Mart, so you can buy pantyhose with less chance of being seen.

You can get the authentic japanese school clothing and accessories at Passing-Fancy.com as was mentioned in that dakimakura thread some time back.

http://passing-fancy.com/

They also have some other cosplay type stuff available. If I had to buy something online and needed total anonymity, I would go to wal-mart and buy one of those refillable visa cards. I would pay cash for it. That is because purchases with a debit/credit card at supermarkets is kept track of by registered name on the card. If you are also a store club member there, it will attach the value alongside your member value but not credit it to your official purchase total if you didn't use your club card. The stores do that to identify their best customers as the top 5% customers account for like 50% of the sales at some stores. Thus, those customers are the ones that get additional postal mailings and coupon deals to help keep retain their loyalty. Customers that only come in to buy loss-leaders, pssssh.

Anyways, those records can be important if security checks or lawyers (divorce, investigation, curious ones) request info since it will show up that you buy condoms, alcohol, and hosiery. In a divorce case, that can be harmful if the ex-wife says you didn't use any of those condoms with her for example. A security check could show you buying a loli related item.... Your purchase records, library and magazine checkouts, etc, were made much more available due to the Patriot Act and various other laws. While the patriot act has parts of it needing re-votes to extend it, some of the other law changes do not as they are permanent. Revoking them would be hard due to that constant use of republican filibuster.

>>6939432
I really did go to Target. I didn't know anyone here worked there. Although I shouldn't go there because their prices are insane.

>>6939432
Target hires locally, walmart does not.

>>6939432
When I was reading that I imagined Target too. Maybe because the one here puts their girl clothing right in front of the checkout lines and every time I shop there it taunts me.

>>6939447
Thanks for link.

what amounts do those cards come in? I have had one before and it was pretty handy.

>Thread about socks. shaving and traps
>no Chisame anywhere
bawwww

>>6939523
Chisame's dead

>>6939523
Chisame isn't really my favorite. Kiyoko is the best.

>>6939523
Will her blog be down forever? I never saved the pictures i saw.

>>6939447
But we need the Patriot Act to catch cross-dressing terrorists!

>>6939542
Chisame's blog is up, it was up yesterday too.

>>6939538
Chisame's too lewd for your tastes?

>>6939563
No it isn't ;_;
>>6939495

>>6939569
it's up

>>6939581
I'm using a proxy and it seems to load now.
Weird.

>>6939594
Your ISP is blocking your shit.

I never thought I would say this, but I really want to wear some thigh highs right now. They seem so soft and comfy.
These threads ignited at interest that I was unaware of.

Buy onions. Storing onions in pantyhose is a good way to keep them fresh longer. Seriously, Alton Brown said so, so it must be true.

And if you go through self check-out nobody will even see what you're buying. Just don't act suspicious or people are going to think you're stealing, and then it'll be REALLY embarrassing.

>>6939829
I can't even understand why someone would NOT want to wear thighhighs or other tight clothes. I always feel better when I wear them, not just physically, I have more energy.

pantyhose and striped panties are fun..
but i really wish i can get a nice costume to go with it.. especially those one piece maid costumes..
being 5'10" doesn't help either.

>>6939880
because they dont look good on men..
unless you are Bruce Lee or something..

>>6939889
But they do.

>>6939883
If you're skinny you can fit Japanese L or sometimes even M, even if you're tall.

>>6939905
i got broad as fuck shoulders though..
currently living in a dorm anyways.. so ill probably look into it again after i fucking move out

I bought over knee socks before. When the bitch at Macy's asked if they were for me, I just replied "Yes. I'm gay."

>>6939924
great... now someone is gonna think that every guy who buys knee socks are gay...fag

>>6939924
Way to go, faggot.

>>6939924
Even if you are actually gay, it doesn't follow that wearing these makes you gay. That's the equivalent of a woman buying a jockstrap and therefore being lesbian.

>>6939924
the lady is probably asked because she thinks it might be a present, and therefore she should wrap it up or something.. jesus why do all faggots have to be such attention whores.
you might as well wear a fucking tshirt that saids "LMAO LOOK AT ME! IM A FUCKING FAGGOT! DONT TRY ANYTHING SILLY GIRLS"

Oh god, i just came across some kids da with pictures of himself poorly dressed in girls clothes... Doesn't even hide his face or even try to look like a girl.


Hobby ruined.

>>6940164
you should looks through some of the good crossdressers to get your interest back.

this thread.......

>>6940309

It's okay anon, you can join in too.

>>6940309
Don't be shy.

I have to see a dermatologist because how bad my ingrown hairs are. Some of them are just growing sideways just under the surface of my skin and no matter how much I try scrubbing/using exfoliates/etc it won't come out. Unless I break the skin and rip it out with tweezers. These ingrown hairs are literally all over my thigh and it looks bad. I don't think I can enjoy being smooth anymore.

I must have been epilating wrong or something for it to become this bad.

Now I have to figure out how to tell the dermatologist.

Been curious about this for a while but haven't had the balls to so. Just shaved my legs for the first time. I must say, I never thought my legs could be this smooth. Pantyhose are now high priority. Probably head to Target tomorrow if it's not fucking -20.

/jp/

>>6940340
Just say you were self conscious because you were teased in high school about your hairy legs, or a girl you liked said you look like a money. The dermatologist will just right it off as stupidity.

>>6940340
are you sure thats caused by epliating?
how often and for how long were you doing it?
now im afraid for epilate...

I hope you're all proud of yourselves. Now I've got this damnable urge to try on some cute panties and a skirt.

Due to a lack of funds and privacy, however, I'm forced to live vicariously through you all.

How cruel.

>>6940340
>>6940406

You don't have to lie; a dermatologist isn't going to ask you WHY you shaved your legs.

>>6940340
tell him that you are or used to be a professional swimmer, biker, wrestler, weightlifter.

>>6940340
Tell him that you were modeling for an art class and felt self-conscious about your hairy thighs so you had your sister/mother epilate your thigh hair for you.

You can leave out the mother/sister part if you want.

Oh wow, still alive.

>>6938752
Karabiner 31
SIG 550 PE special black
SIG P210-2
S&W 1911
Pistole 06/29

>>6938784
>2,05m tall
>don't give a fuck
That's the spirit. Never understood the 'baw, I'm to tall' people anyway. I mean, most models are over 1,80 and such.
I'm 1,66 btw

I miss you guys, I wish I didn't have to work so hard ;_;

>>6940549
>I'm 1,66 btw
i jealous...

>>6940556
Sure I fit the Japanese M just fine, but it's a pain in the ass to find MALE clothes that aren't 2 sizes too big.

>>6939447
Oh finally! A decent looking pair of loafers!
>Sizes only go up to 8.5 American
>I'm at least a 9W or 9.5 American
>$89.99
;_;

Fine! What about the skirts?!
>Sizes go up to XL, which is 29 inches
>29 inches is the smallest men's pant size you can find in America
>Japanese people think I'm a fat girl
;_;

>>6940602
Ugh, I know what you mean. I'm incredibly skinny but if I can't even fit into the largest size then well, I think I have little chance of actually passing as a girl...

;_; This is quite discouraging.

>>6940602
>>6940654

I don't have that problem, but I have no money to buy anything and nowhere to hide it if I did.

Thanks for reminding me OP. I will never have nice things.

Do any experienced cross dressers have any tricks to make hips and waist a bit more feminine, my legs and upper body are good for CD/trapping but my hips and waist are discouraging, I have seen some stuff online about using padding but it is mostly for the distasteful drag style, I was thinking of wearing a corset a lot. I heard wearing one for long periods for a long time causes the body to reshape its self does /jp/ have any experience with this?

Any good guides for shaving? Sadly im using an electric razor.

>>6940602
>I'm at least a 9W or 9.5 American
You think that's bad? My shoe size is 13 MEN'S. It's a pain in the ass to find male shoes that fit; I don't think I'll ever find some cute size 15 women's shoes.

>>6940877
I wear 14.

Ridiculously easy, especially with the internet.

>shaving and pantyhose fapping
>218 posts and 33 image replies omitted.

You people are fucking weird.

>>6940952
Get out.

>>6939311
>Naughty panties from ebay sound gross and scary, unless you're into that sort of hotglue play

let me rephrase, sexy and trashy panties. used panties are banned from ebay and have been for nearly a decade.

>>6939432
>How did you guys pick up on that I work at Target?
target is the #1 department store for fancylads who want a little something special for themselves.

>>6940952
I know man. I mean, only 33 pictures?!

I just fapped in pantyhose for the first time in my life today, /jp/, and it was thanks to this thread. It felt really, really good, especially since I hadn't fapped for a few days prior, and I came buckets just by rubbing my dick against the soft fabric. Thank you for informing me of this great new way to get off.

>>6940414
I have been epilating since September or August. If it not epilating that is causing the problem then I don't know what it is. It could be my epilator is not strong enough. Maybe I'm not exfoliating enough after doing it. Though I'm scrubbing very, very hard. I'm scrubbing to the point that it burns when I take a hot shower after I do it. That's using a dry brush before my shower. Then I use exfoliating bath gloves to scrub even more during my shower.

Atleast the memory of being smooth like a girl when I epilated the first time will always be with me. I seems I don't deserve to have nice things.

>>6941104

Maybe your exfoliating too much? So much so that it damages your skin and makes it so the hair won't come back in right?

No idea how you would fix that though. It's not all about exfoliating. You also need to make sure your skin doesn't dry out and is healthy. Rubbing away the top layer over and over might have caused it to have the hairs grow in wrong.

I'm thoroughly enjoying this conversation

>>6941104
>Maybe I'm not exfoliating enough after doing it.
That's probably it. But remember there's also a cycle to this. You have to exfoliate, and then moisturize. Both, in that order. Apply aloe if you can get it, and be sure to drink enough water.

Some people just naturally have thick skin and the ingrown thing can become quite a problem.

How does one have an enema?
I have looked at guides and explainations but i just dont get it
Is it like waterbloating? Because i do that, but it doesnt always work

I get such bad razor burn on my neck and chin with an electric razor. I'd never dream of shaving my legs.

>>6941966
Its not bad on the shins

>>6941958
well, it's basically waterbloating but you empty out everything

>>6941958
Not that hard. Just buy a fleet enema kit, and use water instead of the laxative solution. Lie on your stomach and keep your ass clenched.

>wear pantyhose, masturbate and cum furiously
>thread turns into enema question
>myface.jpg
>inb4greentext

>>6942086
>>>/v/

So...When did /jp/ become Japanese /b/?

>>6941202
I wouldn't be surprised if it's too much exfoliating. But I'll see what a dermatologist has to say.
>>6941405
I also wouldn't be surprised if it's not enough. I do put lotion on after exfoliating. That's usually after my shower and I do this everyday. I drink enough water I'm pretty sure. I don't drink anything else other than water or fruit juices.

Might be that I have been using a shitty lotion for my skin type. I have dry skin and I'm prone to acne.

i a m b u m p i n g s e x y b a c k !

>>6942374
Of this were /b/people would be posting themselves.

T h e m o t h e r b o y s d o n ' t k n o w h o w t o a c t

i t h i n k i t ' s s p e c i a l w h a t ' s b e h i n d y o u r b a c k

s o t u r n a r o u n d a n d i ' l l p i c k u p t h e s l a c k

d i r t y b a b e~ ~ ~

L i t t l e M o n e y

y o u s e e t h e s e s h a c k l e s ? b a b y , i ' m y o u r s l a v e

i ' l l l e t y o u w h i p m e i f i m i s b e h a v e

i t ' s j u s t t h a t n o o n e m a k e s f e e l t h i s w a y

On a somewhat serious note, I'm getting mental images of burly blokes putting on pantyhose and fapping from this thread, that just doesn't seem like an appealing concept..

Of course, unless you're all skinny and trapish than that sounds like fun.

This thread is seariously making me wanna try this out..

bump

And now I want to bang a trap because of this thread.

Damn you /jp/ now I gotta find a trap to fuck at the next anime conention I attend.

I don't know about all of you but what i found out that feels really good is to take a bath/shower when fully dressed in girls clothes.

It may seem weird, but the way it all clings to your body feels amazing.

>>6942919
I look like a tall dwarf in a dress.

>>6943410
This is my fetish, but I'm also hardgay.

Pics?

/jp/ is going to be asking each other for makeup tips within a week

>>6943426
I'm pretty sure /jp/ has before

>>6943426
Only whores and sluts wear make up.

Little girls naturally don't need such things.

We crossdress, we do not get into drag.

also it doesn't feel good to wear, just adds grease and problems to your skin

>>6943426
Truly we have entered into a golden age.

>>6940309
>butters

>>6943543
I would never go as far make up though because boy or girl I wouldn't wear it anyways because I prefer my face to look natural and I also don't like the way make up looks.

>>6943426
I read some of the threads on http://toki.2ch.net/mensbeauty/
There's a lot of superstition, idiocy, and gay camwhoring, but there's also a lot of good advice if you can sift through and find it.

Where can you buy a decent maid uniform?

Maybe something similar to this.

>>6943614
The fabric looks cheap and prone to tear. It also seems stiff and a little uncomfortable, but that's just conjecture.

>>6943665
I'm not so concerned about that i guess.

I like the way the fabric looks actually, so no matter what i would like to find something that is similar.

>>6943689
There's nothing wrong if that's the case, I just felt I should point it out if you intended said outfit should see intensive wear. Where you would buy one like it however, I wouldn't know. Try a few cosplay sites? or uniform dealers where you might get something a touch more durable at a lower price.

>>6943614
Sorry, I don't know I made mine myself.

Like (>>6943665) said, most cosplay quality clothes have a tendency to tear rather easily or fall apart in the wash. I think earlier in the thread ebay was recommended, but I'd go in with a little caution if that's the case.

>>6943707
I'm aware of that, i dont know much of what fabrics are good and such but i liked the look of that one.

I have looked around a few sites like that but seem to have trouble finding one that's as long as the one in the picture.

>>6943754
Yea i wanted to stay away from ebay which is why i asked. I don't know of many cosplay sites.

>>6943756
If you buy the apron and everything else, such a dress shouldn't be too hard to make yourself. I know that's not what you want to hear, but if you have any experience with a sewing machine, it might be worth a go.

Otherwise, I'm sure someone here has bought one before, it's just a matter of time until a link surfaces.

I'm not >>6943614

But could I pay a /jp/er to sew me a meido uniform? What would such a thing cost, and how would you want the money?

>>6943832
It'll never happen, too personal. Try /cgl/ or something?

>>6943778
Well i have never tried such a thing. I really would have no idea where to start.

>>6943614
I bought one on ebay for $60.

>>6943949
OH WOW, really? Please link me or something?

so crossdressers, whom do you relate to more?
this ?

or this type?
guy in pic

>>6943984

No. This.

/jp/ is >>6943984
but in the mirror they see >>6943986

girl you know it's true

trap dump

now this is a dump I can get behind

THAT'S WHAT *HE* SAID!!!!

>>6944072
Now this is a quality trap, where can I find more if I would be so bold to ask?

>>6944080
taiwan.

>>6944020
I'm not even 40.

God DAMN, /jp/. Never change.
I wear long-johns every chance I get. Because they are like socially acceptable pantyhose.

>>6944090
I am ;_;

why isn't this stickied?

>>6944296
Mods avoid us. Stickies attract unwanted attention, anyway.

>>6944311
It would be nice to have a crossdressing/trap board.

Sup guys :3

>>6944352
>Sup guys
>sup
Your dick. And mine

>>6944296
I'm sticky, does that count?

>>6944355
Oh, is it now?

>>6944352
>>6944374
Super stripes?

I knew I should have gone with the grey.

>>6944386
N Stripes. Love em to death. I love wearing them when it's cold.

bump limit exceeded. new thread?

>>6944401
Not seeing them on my usual site, got a link?

>>6944416
http://www.sockdreams.com/products/socks/over-the-knee/n-stripes

>>6944429
Oh fuck, how did I miss this? I browse sockdreams all the time.

Thanks!

>>6944439
No problem <3

Someone needs to make a new thread.

tucking and shiny thighhighs, oh my that felt good

>>6944296
Because only convention threads get stickied

>>6943614
found something
http://mia.shop-pro.jp/?pid=330841

>>6945862
Oh wait, sold out.

new thread

>>6946453