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Anonymous Tue Feb 1 20:47:55 2011 No.6900245 [Reply] [Original]

H-hi dolls...!

My name is Alice and uh...nice to meet you all! I see many of you are interested at visiting Gensokyo, that's very open of you! If you need a place to stay you can come to my house! N-not that I want you to be my friend or anything!!!!

Anyways, ummmm, so I know you are all fellow girls, but a certain witch told me something nasty after she had her way with me again for the 249th time. She said there were MEEEEEN here!!! Oh gosh! I-I'm terrified at the thought of men reading what I write! It's not true, is it? I don't want to discriminate by gender, but it makes me feel soooo nervous at the thought of interacting with the members of the weaker sex! T-Though I heard they CAN actually shoot danmaku after all but they need a magic wand or something...i-it's not like I'd know about these things! It's all so scary! I'm terrified at the thought of talking to men!

But you aren't, right? You are all really little girls, right?

P-please don't betray me ;_;

>>	/jp/ Quality Control !QuALitynEc!!71Qz976UQ9q Tue Feb 1 20:48:55 2011 No.6900249 QUALITY THREAD

>>	Bern !FAGetWqs1I Tue Feb 1 20:49:55 2011 No.6900253 Alice doesn't stutter and is not nice. She's kind of a bitch. You are not Alice.

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 1 20:49:55 2011 No.6900258 I've got my magic wand right here grabs dick

>>	Yutanpo !1DeKKAi00Y Tue Feb 1 20:50:55 2011 No.6900262 it's like i'm really on /b/ in 2007

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 1 20:51:55 2011 No.6900271 File: 135 KB, 500x500, CORNDOG-JP.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6900262 Good times.

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 1 20:52:55 2011 No.6900280 /jp/er and elizabeth.jpg

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 1 20:52:57 2011 No.6900281 Alice is the worst Touhou?

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 1 20:56:55 2011 No.6900306 >>6900262 Do you mean during Habbo hotel raids or having epic "lulz" by posting long cats?

>>	! !AliceR.OC. Tue Feb 1 20:56:55 2011 No.6900307 File: 97 KB, 510x720, 35642_1313808406443_1267672804_713984_2183735_n.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] You're not the real Alice, the real Alice doesn't give a fuck about people.

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 1 20:57:55 2011 No.6900310 Alice is the worst Touhou

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 1 20:58:55 2011 No.6900313 File: 221 KB, 961x1200, elizabeth.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6900280

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Fujiwara no Mokou !!WMmFy7x/tgp Tue Feb 1 20:59:55 2011 No.6900321

>>6900253
>>6900307
Actually, I believe in the canon manga Alice invited the Three Fairies to stay at her house saying that she's friendly to everyone except "those #$@^% annoying fairies" (think they were pretending to be little girls or something)

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 1 21:00:55 2011 No.6900328 >>6900321 >those #$@^% annoying fairies >#$@^% Children under the age of 18 do not belong on this site.

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 1 21:01:55 2011 No.6900334 >>6900328 [sic]

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 1 21:01:55 2011 No.6900329 File: 1.18 MB, 1024x768, konachan-com-55230-alice_margatroid-touhou.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6900310 Never before have I read such lies.

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 1 21:05:55 2011 No.6900348 File: 538 KB, 1140x900, alicefootjob.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >weaker sex It seems like Alice is letter her hidden side shine through. Pic related.

>>	Fujiwara no Mokou !!WMmFy7x/tgp Tue Feb 1 21:07:55 2011 No.6900360 File: 2.74 MB, 2400x1600, alice3.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6900348 Why do Alice and stockings together so well even though it's blatantly noncanon?

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 1 21:08:09 2011 No.6900364 File: 318 KB, 800x600, 1296612516528.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Got a disconnection error in the middle of a GM room.

>>	proREMIRIAt Elite Force Commander !rSDMROXTB. Tue Feb 1 21:08:55 2011 No.6900362 >>6900245 Oh, that fucking picture... I'm going to save it again and put it next to my 20 copies.

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 1 21:09:09 2011 No.6900368 File: 334 KB, 800x600, 1296612564051.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] First time I've seen a big Maril.

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 1 21:10:09 2011 No.6900374 File: 369 KB, 800x600, 1296612613079.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] This seems kind of unfair to K-Ogre doesn't it.

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 1 21:11:55 2011 No.6900385 File: 568 KB, 240x291, 1286909825880.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6900360 >alice >canon >implies touhous can't put on other shoes or legwear

>>	Yutanpo !1DeKKAi00Y Tue Feb 1 21:12:55 2011 No.6900390 >>6900306 the alice/desu/whaetver else roleplay threads. maybe that was early 2008

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 1 21:12:55 2011 No.6900391 File: 219 KB, 1024x768, chubbyalicefootjob.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6900360 Becuase stockings go well with everyone.

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 1 21:13:55 2011 No.6900398 >>6900321 Can you post this, I want to read it.

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 1 21:14:55 2011 No.6900403 I support a kuudere Alice, who is distant and cold to humans because she's afraid of their longevity and being alone after falling in love.

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Fujiwara no Mokou !!WMmFy7x/tgp Tue Feb 1 21:16:55 2011 No.6900412
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>>6900385
They can't. Touhous will die if their hats are removed, but will only have epileptic seizures if they remove pieces of their clothing. The only exception is if they are appearing in a new canon piece of work such as Silent Sinner in Blue.

>>	Erwin Rommel Tue Feb 1 21:21:55 2011 No.6900437 File: 14 KB, 200x200, rommel (3).jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I will always love you, Alice.

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 1 21:22:55 2011 No.6900439 File: 980 KB, 1698x1698, 9026283.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] /jp/, i have to shit SUPER BAD!

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 1 21:25:55 2011 No.6900451 >>6900439 I'm fucking glad I closed the image before it finished loading after reading your comment.

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 1 21:29:55 2011 No.6900470 >>6900439 DISGUSTING

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 1 21:34:55 2011 No.6900489 File: 37 KB, 675x709, tomoyo283.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6900412

>>	Douglas MacArthur Tue Feb 1 21:34:55 2011 No.6900490 File: 117 KB, 970x1280, douglas without his soul.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6900437 Go back to Africa, Erwin.

>>	Fujiwara no Mokou !!WMmFy7x/tgp Tue Feb 1 21:35:55 2011 No.6900493 File: 518 KB, 696x827, cirno and rumia 2.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6900470 Yeah, the artstyle is a pretty big turnoff. If you're going to do scat at least draw it well and be cute.

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 1 21:40:55 2011 No.6900519 >>6900493 Stop posting shitty images moko.

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 1 21:42:55 2011 No.6900531 File: 477 KB, 640x480, getout.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Get out, OP.

>>	Fujiwara no Mokou !!WMmFy7x/tgp Tue Feb 1 21:42:55 2011 No.6900534 File: 1.17 MB, 1440x1463, cirno and rumia.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6900519 You don't like it? I think it's kind of well drawn and cute and therefor not totally disgusting

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 1 21:43:55 2011 No.6900540 >>6900534 These images are shitty by definition.

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Fujiwara no Mokou !!WMmFy7x/tgp Tue Feb 1 21:53:55 2011 No.6900596
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>>6900540
While scat is...kind of shitty, i think it's cute that they'd eat each other's defecation, showing how much they love each other~ in any case I don't have the "ugh disgusting" reflex I usually have to most other scat pictures

In any case, here's some canon Touhou Alice! But why don't you people just read the official Touhou manga? There aren't many, and they're cute!

>>	Fujiwara no Mokou !!WMmFy7x/tgp Tue Feb 1 21:54:55 2011 No.6900601 File: 445 KB, 823x1200, strange_and_bright_ch05_14.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Fujiwara no Mokou !!WMmFy7x/tgp Tue Feb 1 21:55:55 2011 No.6900604 File: 454 KB, 823x1200, strange_and_bright_ch05_15.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Fujiwara no Mokou !!WMmFy7x/tgp Tue Feb 1 21:56:55 2011 No.6900609 File: 490 KB, 823x1200, strange_and_bright_ch05_16.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

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Fujiwara no Mokou !!WMmFy7x/tgp Tue Feb 1 21:59:55 2011 No.6900628
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>>6900609
As you can see, not only is canon Alice friendly to strangers, but she even has guest rooms prepared!

...for her imaginary friends and dolls...

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 1 22:04:55 2011 No.6900640 >>6900628 She's polite, but more people are creeped out by the dolls.

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Fujiwara no Mokou !!WMmFy7x/tgp Tue Feb 1 22:10:55 2011 No.6900664
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>>6900640
Exactly, but that's the point! Her real characterization, rather than cold and gloomy or stuttering tsundere, is the nonchalant idiosyncratic recluse who get nasty rumors about her, but ignores them, "doesn't give a fuck", and continues to indulge in her own private hobbies, alone forever. She doesn't care others think of her place as the "horror house" and of her as a freak, she's just fine playing with her dolls and pretending they are her family with confidence. She's like what true /jp/ should aspire to be.

It's pretty admirable.

>>	Fujiwara no Mokou !!WMmFy7x/tgp Tue Feb 1 22:16:55 2011 No.6900674 File: 461 KB, 824x1200, strange_and_bright_ch06_09.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] However, referencing PC-98 Alice=DEATH Goodbye fairies!

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 1 22:22:55 2011 No.6900691 >>6900262 Oh god Oh god I had forgotten

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 1 22:27:55 2011 No.6900717 >>6900262 >>6900390 You have a seriously fucked up timeline of 4chan in your head.

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 1 22:28:55 2011 No.6900720 >>6900390 It was 2010.

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 1 22:31:55 2011 No.6900728 >>6900720 Wrong, it was 2013.

>>	Yutanpo !1DeKKAi00Y Tue Feb 1 22:38:55 2011 No.6900749 >>6900717 i can't even remember what shows aired last season how am i supposed to remember what happened on /b/ years ago

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