/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Another shippery thread?

Rika's love for booze is pure.

I want to lick Rika's vagina for three hours nightly.

>>6896459
Only three?

>>6896474
I don't want to give her too much of a good thing.

>>6896479
I want to spoil Rika rotten.

Pure love? heh.

pic related. Oldie but fucking awsome

Is it the new official Rika thread?

Rika helping her lover relax

I had this thread open since its creation hoping that someone would post some risque pictures of Rika that I could masturbate to. Nobody posted a damn thing.I decided to look through my folder of Higurashi images in hopes that I had some of Rika saved. That's when I came across this picture. I immediately thought that this is the face Rika would make if she caught you masturbating to her. Don't you agree?

>>6896872
More like


<-----this

>>6897010
Awww yeah nigga

>>6897010
That's a perverted face. Why is Rika making a face like that?

>>6897058
Because she's old.

And being murdered over and over again probably turned her into a sadist, a masochist or both.

>>6897058

Because she's really a perverted old lady at heart.

>>6897064
Thinking of Rika hurting me turns me on a bit. Afterward I would return it to her tenfold at full force in the vagina, mouth, and ass. I think she'd like being used like that.

>>6896872
I think she'd make a face like this.

Oh, god. Not this again... I know how does this thread ends.

Now, Takanus anon will come and worship her takanus while saying "Rika is boring, she's passive while Takanus can defeat destiny with her will" or things like that.

Then Rikafags will come to defend their love for her pure loli, and post images of Rika everywhere.

And so, this thread will 404.

QUALITY THREAD­

>>6898767
Craziest I've done so far:
-Izuna Kamui Nagi going to the enemy PS with fire pillars and shell drain/burn traps in my item slots, killing two bots that were under a repair bit.

-Snailbot with 2 Two-way missile launchers/ Misside AMs and killing 3 airborne enemies.

-Recent one was me trying to pull off a Leroy Jenkins at sudden death (Read: 550/700+) points. Lily Rain's psyguns with Hypershot never fails to deliver.

>>6897660
QUALITY AUTISM

>>6896872
I disagree, her face would be this.

I want to make Rika wet.

>>6896872
Something to masturbate you say ?

>pure love

Where's the brotherxsister incest?

>>6897064
>And being murdered over and over again probably turned her into a sadist, a masochist or both.
It did.

Why do you insist on Bern having something to do with Rika? Different stories, different worlds. R07 only used the appearance of some hiru characters to make new characters for umi. That's all you need to know.

Also, he wanted to mindfuck you all. He did it. Best troll ever.

>>6916458
>......Um, in times like this, what did I used to say again?
>
>.........Um, uh,
>.........Fi-fight, oh~.
>
>Mii nipa~*
>
>.............It's so embarrassing doing things like this.
Said by Bernkastel herself, either in the ep1 or ep2 witches Tea Party.
Lambdadelta's identity is never confirmed, but Lady Bernkastel is definitely Rika. Not to mention Rika actually calls herself 'Frederica Bernkastel' in her poems.

>>6916514
See this face. Now imagine her saying things like that.

>>6916514
Frederica Bernkastel and Bernkastel are different people.

Now what I want to know is why people as so hellbent on Bernkastel not being Frederica Bernkastel when everything points in the direction that they are.

>>6916800
You've got it wrong. Battler just read Higurashi, and treated Ikuko's pet cat called Bern as Frederica Bernkastel. Except cats are naturally selfish and do cruel things for no reason, which explains Umineko Bern's personality.

>>6916787

They are different individuals in a sense that Rika went back to being a little girl and they are different individuals in the end, but they came from the same source and were connected for a long time

Bernkastel and Umineko are Battler's inventions. Therefore, there is no connection between that character and Battler's imaginary character Bernkastel.

>>6916814
[citation needed]

>>6916787
If you want to take the metaworld/tea parties seriously don't forget that Bern and ΛΔ talk about Higurashi and Bern even threatens to spoil Higurashi to ΛΔ (which the latter doesn't want as she's still reading it).

>>6923591
That's because Higurashi ni Naku Koro ni is a book written by Ooishi and Akasaka.

Picture contains Higurashi ep4 spoilers.

>>6899087
There's just something about a 100+ year old dirty-talking hard-drinking woman trapped in a young girl's body.

How is it that rika threads are the only thing that /jp/ has kept all this time? are you guys the same rika /jp/ers or did you just take over?

>>6923634
Your own screenshots contradict your claim. As Oishi says, their book is a collection of information they gathered regarding the case, not a murder mystery. And since Oishi and Akasaka are unaware of them and they're writing a serious book it won't have stuff about the other worlds. Also they published it in the hope that people with information regarding the case would read it and help them solve it. Higurashi actually provides the solution to the mystery so it can't be their book.

>>6923711
Nowhere is it confirmed that the in-universe Higurashi contains the answers.
(Besides, even in real life, it's Higurashi Kai that has the answers, not Higurashi.)

This is now a Satoko thread.

Does anybody else think there's not enough Satoko incest rape porn? I mean, Ryukishi07 perfectly set up the situation for it, yet the fans barely do anything with it.

>>6923853
Are you saying that the only thing the two works have in common is the title? In that case I agree.

There's no suggestion it's a mystery novel. They don't know about the other worlds and they wouldn't have invented them since that was a serious book trying to expose a conspiracy.

>>6923884
They have themes in common. Recurring fate and trying to break out of it. The search, from a common beginning, for an ending where everyone lives happily ever after.

As for me, I think there's an allusion there, but the nature of the meta-world is such that it's not like "Higurashi" and "Umineko" are mutually non-fictional. It's entirely possible for Battler's "Lady Bernkastel" to be derived from Rika's "Frederica Bernkastel" without Rika/Frederica having anything to do with that witch.

>>6923911
Which do? Umineko and Higurashi?

Battler describes a scene from Tatarigoroshi-hen between Keiichi and his mother. Not only was it a different world, the Yamainu kill Ooishi in Tatarigoroshi-hen, but Ooishi and Akasaka weren't there anyway. The Higurashi in Umineko can't be written by them.

>>6923929
>the Yamainu kill Ooishi in Tatarigoroshi-hen
They did?

>>6923943
He mysteriously disappears just before the disaster. In the answer arc to Tatarigoroshi-hen we find out that he came across the Yamainu sabotaging the phones leading to Hinamizawa and was executed by them.

>>6923929
Yes, Umineko and Higurashi.

And I'm not implying that the Higurashi that Battler read was the same Higurashi that Ooishi wrote. In fact, I'd find that pretty unlikely, since the conceit he described when he mentioned the book in Ep1 wasn't in that iteration.

It's more like this: something from Higurashi appears in Umineko. Because of metanarrative, this can be explained as the "writer" of those characters taking inspiration/plagiarizing from Higurashi. So the characters from a "written" portion of Umineko can descend from characters in Higurashi. But that doesn't mean Umineko is canon to Higurashi, any more than fanfic descending from the characters in Umineko makes it canon to Umineko.

>mfw this thread
>Loli.
>loli pr0n.
>Hirugashi and Umineko connections.

This thread can't be worse. Oh wait... it can!
It just needs Takanon worshipping her beloved waifu!

>>6923962
In that case we agree. I think that both Battler and Yasu had read Higurashi and since they talked about mystery novels Yasu knows Battler had read it and thus has him talk about it. Battler in turn introduces his own version of Bernkastel that's inspired by Higurashi as well as some of the other references.

>>6923968Dont dramatize,it could be a thread about lamenting on each other's pitiful life and unleash our inner aggressivity.

>>6924012
Actually, that would be better.

>>6924012
So has anybody here ever had a girlfriend?

>>6924026
>So has anybody here ever had a girlfriend?
SSSSSHHHHHHFFFFFUUUUAUAAAAAAAAAAHAHHHHH!!!!!!!

WHY WOULD I WANT A 3DPD YOU SON OF A BITCH!! I HATE 3DPD YOU STUPID NEWFAG SCUM!! GET OUT OF /JP/!!!!

Yup, that's pretty much /jp/'s reaction when they read a post like that one. We call it /jp/'s syndrome.

>>6924044
Meanwhile, in reality, what actually what happened was that /jp/ ignored him.

>>6924044
I've heard /jp/ likes 3D.

>>6924026
Aww shit, dont try to start that crap in this thread. The last thing we need is another bawww thread. /r9k/ may be gone but thats no excuse to bring it in here.

>>6924026
>>6924044

I hear that Rika molests Satoko every night.

>>6924320
I wish that Rika would molest me every night.

I wish Rika would spoon with me every night. I would hold no reservations and let her feel my erection pressing into her small, panty-clad ass. I would hold her close to me and thrust all night until I passed out.

>>6928205
Why is there a Rika picture in a Satoko thread?

>>6926208

how would you do that? you don't know how to sex and you'll never have sex in your life

>>6926208
And then, you will find out that Rika is a big nigger with muscles everywhere and a dick of about 10 inches who wants to rape your small, tiny asshole.

That's what you deserve for two reasons: being a pedophile and having the desire to rape Rika.

Then you would understand what is to be raped with a grown man.

>>6928343
Does one need special training?

>>6935268
If you can't have sex after a couple billion years of evolution then you should probably not reproduce in the first place. It's cool how nature works out like that.

>>6935268
martial arts of some kind to     

>>6923865
Satoko doesn't need any more rape, she needs gentle loving. ;_; Either by her nii-nii, Rika or K1.

Mii! I hate you!

Always trying to think about us like if we were sex toys! You are all a bunch of sick pedophiles! Even if we existed, we wouldn't want anything with a bunch of grown pedophiles like YOU! You are the worse! Even worse than Takanus!!

>>6935932
Then it must be a very good thing you don't exist.
>You are the worse!

I prefer to kill myself with a knife, or be killed by a bunch of faceless men, rather than being raped by a bunch of pedophiles with hair in their balls!

>>6924044
I hope you're not saying it's a bad thing. Every other board would not even consider the notion of not trying to constantly get in relationships with those disgusting things known as females. I'm glad /jp/ isn't quite there yet.

>>6935948
>with hair in their balls!
Clearly a little girl like you can't appreciate the manly balls.

>implying she wasn't also raped by those faceless oji-sans

>>6935967
Fuck off! That's gross and I hate it!

>>6935994
Just because you are silly little girl. Grow up.

>>6935997
That's gross and I hate it even after living more than 100 years.

I just want to gently stroke Satoko's hair while telling her how everything will be all right ;_;

Nothing sexual. My moe is something like a paternal instinct.

Did i hear someone say little girl?..

>>6936018
That's because you are still mentally a little girl. Not to mention the little girl's body.

>>6936041
>Nothing sexual. My moe is something like a paternal instinct.

Yet you still post lewd dakimakura designs starring Satoko.

Your "paternal instinct" is doubtful.

>>6936041

>>6936055
>Yet you still post lewd dakimakura designs starring Satoko.

It's lewd only to you. She only looks vulnerable to me. Something you'd want to protect. Besides, her hair is cutest in those designs and there aren't many good high resolution Satoko images.

>>6936047
That's how you see me in your lewd, disgusting fetishes. The reailty is, I have had many more experiences that any of you. The joy of life, friendship, love, and even death. While you have experienced nothing but failure.

>>6936041
>Nothing sexual

Enjoy this pic!

Angry Rika, if you're going to roleplay, at least stay in fucking character.

Better yet, just don't roleplay.

>>6936324
Mii~Nii-paah!! ۞

Rika + Satoko = the ultimate loli duo

I want to wash Rika's hair with a nice smelling shampoo.

bemp

>>6944992

me too except replace shampoo with my own cum

>>6945772
When semen is put into warm water it becomes extremely clingy and hard to remove from anything it gets on. It's an adaptation meant to help it stick to the inside of a vagina but for someone like me who masturbates in the shower it's nothing but an annoyance.

Using semen as a shampoo would be absolutely horrible.

Can you please stop talking about semen on a Rika thread? You are the plage!

If you want to masturbate so much, do it quietly and stealthy.

>>6950141
but what if he wants Rika to hear fap fap fap fap just like the victims in various arcs hear Oyashiro-samas foot steps?

>>6950211

>>6950141
Why do you have a problem with semen?

>>6950271
He's trying to block out his memories of seeing Rika's penis.

>>6950282
Is Rika too young to be producing semen? She's probably just at that age if she is, huh? The idea of Rika having a wet dream somehow turns me on. I'd clean her penis with my mouth if she woke up confused and sticky.

>>6950269
It looks like someone forgot her mii today. I think a hug and patting her head will make everything better.

Damn you humans!

>>6950282
I don't think it is possible to do that. Rika's penis is far too disturbing to forget.

Fucking humans! I hate you all!

>>6950284
wat...

>>6950336
You wouldn't show Rika the joys of her penis? I'd personally show her how to relieve herself. If for some reason she didn't understand and became frustrated after spending hours with an erection and not climaxing, I'd tell her that I knew of a surefire way to help her. At that point, with tears in her eyes and her erect penis twitching, I'd lower my head between her legs and take her small, cute penis into my mouth. After a quick gasp of surprise she'd let out a huge sigh of relief and begin moaning while she thrusts in and out of my mouth. Within minutes she'd ejaculate into my mouth and I'd swallow it all.


Of course, I'd ask her to do the same for me. I wouldn't want her to hurt her jaw though since she's so small, so I'd tell her to lick it like a lollipop.


You honestly wouldn't do the same?

>>6950282
>>6950284
>>6950316
>>6950361
>>>/rs/RIKA_SI_NO_FUTANARI_YOU_ASSHOLES!!!

>>6950531
how can rika be a goddess if she has no penis?sa

>>6950562
>>>/rs/She_IS_A_WITCH_NOT_GODDESS
who the fuck told U she is a goddess ?

>>6950361
I would gladly suck on Rika's penis.

>>6950581
Mi~ I don't have a penis. :3

>>6950361
Oh god please continue.

>>6950581
>>6950562
>>6950361
>>6950316
>>6950284
>>6950282
PS Mii~ please stop talking about such disgusting things or Akasaka will take care of you, and he looks really scary right now :3

If Rika has a penis...AND I AM NOT SAYING SHE DOES AND I AM NOT SAYING SHE DOESN'T...
I would totally suck it.
No homo.

Satoko > Rika

Even when we're talking about penises.

But since you love Rika's penis so much, here you go.

Look, he's not even futanari!

>>6950674
Every part of Rika is perfect, even her penis.

Rika wurde jedes mal vorm ausweiden von den Typen in Hausmeister-Uniform geschändet, kein wunder dass sie so ein zynische Bitch ist.

>>6950674
Same here. She's still a little girl, right? Seeing Rika in the throes of ecstasy due to her penis being sucked on is a turn-on.

>>6954982
Girls doesn't have a penis, sir.

>>6953374
As she is a girl I'm going to have to disagree on that one. If the doujin writers must have her pleasuring Satoko she should use her tongue or fingers.

Personally I would not suck Rika's penis, but I would watch warmly as Satoko or Hanyuu does.

Rika has no penis you sickfuck bastards!
Girls can't have a penis! And if you like penises, you are GAY!

Keep your gayness away from Rika.

>>6957059
No, liking balls makes you gay. There's nothing wrong with liking penises.

>>6957064
Who washed your brain? Heterosexual people likes the opposite sex. If I am an heterosexual male, I like pussies.
Bisexual people likes both pussies and penises. Gay people likes the same sex. If you are a gay male, you like penises.

Now get the fuck out of here and bring your gayness back to /b/.

>>6957059

Girls can have penises too ~mii

Please be more polite to girls with penises, nipaah~

>>6957078
Mii~ stop impersonating me! I am a woman!

>>6957077
It's only gay if you want balls in your mouth. There's absolutely nothing gay about wanting to suck a girl's hard, twitching penis and let her sticky semen squirt into your mouth.

>>6957077

>Heterosexual people likes the opposite sex. If I am an heterosexual male, I like pussies.

No, if you are a heterosexual male, you like females. Pussies have no factor, you can only want to penetrate a woman's mouth for all it matters.

>Bisexual people likes both pussies and penises.

No, they like both male and female people. They might have a strong aversion to vaginal penetration and only want to do anal with either gender.

>Gay people likes the same sex. If you are a gay male, you like penises.

No, homosexuality if you are a male means you like males.

A futanari is technically male and female, so to like them, you are by default bisexual.

But we already know most Rika fans are bisexual since they love Rika as she is, Rika with a penis, and even Rika as a boy.

>>6957087
Are you retard or what? Girls doesn't even has a penis you idiot!

Get the fuck out of here, you dumb troll!

>>6957088
If you are a male... You like a boy? You are gay. You like a penis? You are gay, balls doesn't have to be included on the package, but yes, if you like penises, you like balls. So you are gay anyways.

That's how it works.

>>6957094
Take a look at
>>6950904

Rika sometimes has a penis. I think it's very cute.

>>6957117
Rika can't have a penis unless R07 decides that she undergo surgery and let her implant herself a penis. And that never happened.

>>6957128
But I'm looking at the picture and I see Rika with a penis. She has a penis, sometimes. Sometimes she doesn't, sure. Whatever floats your boat.

There's no such thing as a straight or a gay person. There are only straight and gay acts.

>>6957138
She has one, in your imagination. Not in my imagination.

>>6957160
Admit it once for all. The closet is too small and it's hot inside, so get out of the closet. You are gay.

>>6957235
I'm not sexually attracted to any men I meet, so if I'm gay I must be the laziest gay man in the world.

>>6957315
Yet you want to suck Rika's dick.

>>6957315
>I like penis, but I'm not gay

Seriously, what the hell? You are on an anonymous board. You could just admit you're gay and nobody would care.

Takano > Rika > shit > Satoko

>>6957353
Don't you mean "Takanus"? Because I'm pretty sure you meant Takanus.

>>6957345
What? I'm bi but I only like penis. I like anal play a lot and would love to suck off anyone that I like that does have one male or female. I don't like to do fucking myself but would love to be fucked considering the penis isn't that big and would be comfortable and I would except blowjobs/handjobs from either gender.

Dat Nanodesu.

>>6957383
woops I meant *accept for all the grammar Nazis here. Don't kill me.

Hey, Higurashi fanatics, do you suggest that I watch the anime or read the VN?

>>6957392
>>6957401

I ALREADY KNOW THEY DON'T HAVE A PENIS.

I don't need any nude images to confirm that, ok?

>>6957403
VN.

Though I believe the anime is actually worth watching.

Dat Nippah~

>>6957442

See? Even meido doesn't want such lewd things.

Keep this place SFW.

>>6957473
fuck off

>>6957528
Mii! Are you mad?

>>6957548
yes

Satoko and Rika are mai waifus

>>6957088
Rika is so hot that gender is of secondary importance.

Even after all this, I'd still suck Rika dry.

>>6961618
That would have made a great Valentine's day present, right?

Why is your waifu holding another man? Looks like you're about to be NTR'd.

more lewd images

>>6973547
Reported

>>6973547
Geez, thanks a lot. I just woke up and now I have to masturbate again, thanks to you. I hope you get tempbanned for posting porn in a blue board.

PS. Rika's nipples have strange hue.

>>6973575
Trying to resist masturbating is difficult even in a worksafe Rika thread.

It's kind of you to mention it; You do believe theres a lot of br's here, and you also think I am one, just because I care on stereotyping brazilians which is common for revolted frustrated br's. Thanks guys, you are just glad you weren't sending the wrong message to anyone! How can I encourage you to masturbate again, thanks to me anon? Took you a day or two to get it.

>>6975425
You are sick.

>>6973575
And you too.

Reported.

>>6975425
Rika? Who said anything about that annoying himecut bitch? No no, it was all because of Satoko.

We have to tax less and spend more to prevent severe recessions! The cause is, of satoko anon. So you decided that since you said you would translate something for /jp/ eons ago you quit hatsukoi because nobody wanted you on the project that you could at least go back to working on little witch parfait.

>>6975436
How can you call love a sickness?

>>6984772
Because that's not love. That's just a perversion made from your delusions.

Yup. That's right. The real Rika... she does not exist. And even if she did, she would never leave the village and abandon her people just to pose nude in front of you to satisfy your pedophile, sexual desires.