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All day !jCOMomijIM Mon Jan 31 23:04:22 2011 No.6895824 [Reply] [Original]

Valentines day is in 14 days.

One of the few good holidays Now that I have a waifu.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 31 22:34:16 2011 No.6895682 >>6895629 >>6895641 What's with all the raging butthurt? What makes you so angry at harmless comments?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 31 23:00:16 2011 No.6895798 >>6895682 I think you are the butthurt one, newfriend. This is pretty normal /jp/ etiquette and not offensive, take the carebear attitude back to CB forums and/or gaia

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 31 23:06:22 2011 No.6895834 Why would you give her chocolate? Are you trying to kill her?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 31 23:06:22 2011 No.6895840 File: 36 KB, 225x221, 1295504219195.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] She won't even give you anything.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 31 23:06:22 2011 No.6895832 seek help

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 31 23:08:22 2011 No.6895850 File: 166 KB, 800x1200, valintine.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Fujiwara no Mokou !!WMmFy7x/tgp Mon Jan 31 23:09:22 2011 No.6895851 File: 74 KB, 700x466, momiji2.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Copypasta time? In reality chocolate wouldn't kill her, but her tummy would feel all weird, leading to Momiji scat. Chocolate for you too!

All day !jCOMomijIM Mon Jan 31 23:09:22 2011 No.6895854

>>6895834
We've been over this, mathematically

On average,
Milk chocolate contains 44 mg of theobromine per oz.
Semisweet chocolate contains 150mg/oz.
Baker's chocolate 390mg/oz.

Using a dose of 100 mg/kg as the toxic dose it comes out roughly as:
1 ounce per 1 pound of body weight for Milk chocolate
1 ounce per 3 pounds of body weight for Semisweet chocolate
1 ounce per 9 pounds of body weight for Baker's chocolate.

Lets assume Momiji is 120lbs, and that would require 120oz of milk chocolate.
120/16 = 7.5lbs.

7.5lbs is inconceivable, and that is to cause toxic levels, not necessarily fatal levels.

>>	All day !jCOMomijIM Mon Jan 31 23:10:22 2011 No.6895860 >>6895854 Source; http://www.talktothevet.com/ARTICLES/DOGS/chocolatetoxic.HTM >>6895840 It's the thought that counts.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 31 23:11:22 2011 No.6895866 Fuck Valentines Day. My birthday is in 11 days.

>>	All day !jCOMomijIM Mon Jan 31 23:12:22 2011 No.6895876 >>6895866 Well, happy birthday then. Make your waifu valentines even better

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 31 23:14:22 2011 No.6895885 File: 196 KB, 600x840, birthday present.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6895866 So when you get a girl for your birthday present, you can give her chocolate soon after. Just be sure to say this when they ask you what you want.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 31 23:15:22 2011 No.6895887 Valentine's Day? Bah, humbug.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 31 23:15:22 2011 No.6895888 I wish to have a waifu. ;_;

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 31 23:18:22 2011 No.6895902 >>6895854 you've never owned a dog have you? Just a small piece of chocolate will give it diarrhea

All day !jCOMomijIM Mon Jan 31 23:20:22 2011 No.6895908
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>>6895887
>>6895888
You boys need waifus, its really great.

>>6895902
You do realize you have to scale the weight as well, correct? 120lb Momiji can consume 1lb of chocolate safely, 2lb with a bit of a stomach-ache, and 3lb with diarrheatic consequences. I don't know about you, but I can't even get a pound down

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 31 23:23:22 2011 No.6895916 >>6895902 Was it expensive chocolate?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 31 23:24:22 2011 No.6895921 File: 627 KB, 1024x767, 1281995892669.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I just ordered some waifu-related doujins. I hope they make it here by Valentines Day.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 31 23:24:22 2011 No.6895923 >>6895908 Can you teach me how to make a waifu?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 31 23:24:22 2011 No.6895924 File: 293 KB, 480x590, ac4f874dcf2347e40912c9b629ca3a5e8de9329d.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >mfw i have a significant other for Valentine's Day i feel like ive abandoned my waifu ;_;

>>	All day !jCOMomijIM Mon Jan 31 23:27:22 2011 No.6895949 >>6895923 Well, whose your favorite VN/Touhou/Vocaloid character? Anime works too, but since it's /jp/... >>6895921 Nice, which ones? >>6895924 You may have.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 31 23:27:22 2011 No.6895940 >>6895924 I don't really celebrate. I'm having waifu troubles anyways.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 31 23:30:22 2011 No.6895968 >>6895923 Go download the pdf file "Donald Tyson - Sexual Alchemy".

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 31 23:30:22 2011 No.6895969 >>6895949 >You have. Fix'd.

Anonymous Mon Jan 31 23:32:22 2011 No.6895983

>>6895949
http://www.w-canvas.com/shopping/detail.php?item_id=43587
http://www.w-canvas.com/shopping/detail.php?item_id=41783
http://www.w-canvas.com/shopping/detail.php?item_id=42147

I know people will think it's pathetic to buy material about unknown characters from unknown artists, but it's the only way I can show my appreciation. Besides collecting issues and volumes of the Sangetsusei series.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 31 23:33:22 2011 No.6895993 >>6895851 fuck i think you just gave me a new fantasy. Feeding Momiji Chocolate till she has an accident.

All day !jCOMomijIM Mon Jan 31 23:36:22 2011 No.6896016
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>>6895983
Your money bro.
I'm just waiting for a scanned Kamo Nari doujin.
Taking way too long.

Though, I wonder, if theres mail to Gensokyo.

>>	All day !jCOMomijIM Mon Jan 31 23:37:22 2011 No.6896022 >>6895993 It's already been done, and it was awful. I have something in the works for Valentines though, full of d'aw.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 31 23:37:22 2011 No.6896024 >>6895969 >>6895949 isnt there a way i can have both my waifu and my significant other? i love them both

>>	All day !jCOMomijIM Mon Jan 31 23:38:22 2011 No.6896030 >>6896024 Hard to say, who loves you more? Who do you love more?

Anonymous Mon Jan 31 23:40:22 2011 No.6896042
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>>6896030
i loved meiling since the day she raped the shit out of all my lives the first time i played EOSD.

Ive loved this girl since like....last year

my waifu's face when i might have to dump her

Anonymous Mon Jan 31 23:41:22 2011 No.6896050

>>6896024

I wouldn't say so. I have a waifu and when I felt another character was in competition with her I knew I couldn't have both even though it would have been nice. I didn't let my weakness win yet, but I don't know when I'll lose. But who knows, maybe it's okay, but I feel as if it isn't.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 31 23:41:22 2011 No.6896053 File: 17 KB, 287x310, economy.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6896016 >Your money bro. And no small amount of it. My total (with all fees) in dollars ended up being double the cost of the actual items in yen.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 31 23:41:22 2011 No.6896047 >>6896042 Why would you 3d?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 31 23:43:22 2011 No.6896061 Would it be considered cheating on my waifu if I went and got a 3d girl just so she can cosplay as her in the bedroom?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 31 23:43:22 2011 No.6896064 >>6896047 because i got tired of both my left and right hand that and because she said that if im nice enough to her, shell cosplay a touhou when a next time we fuck >guess what touhou im going to make her cosplay

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 31 23:45:22 2011 No.6896072 >>6896061 Not unless you channeled the girl from Gensokyo through a Zun medium (Alcohol preferably).

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 31 23:45:22 2011 No.6896074 File: 1.52 MB, 3500x2042, 1295151272436.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6895924 Meiling held a special place for me once, but she's been pushed to a very cramped corner of my heart by the new girl's PLOT.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 31 23:47:22 2011 No.6896086 >>6895949 I was hoping to make one from scratch...

>>	All day !jCOMomijIM Mon Jan 31 23:52:22 2011 No.6896114 >>6896086 If you've got good drawing skills, you can. I fortunately don't, since I wouldn't have found Momiji otherwise.

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 1 00:02:22 2011 No.6896175 >>6896114 why do you need to draw her?

>>	All day !jCOMomijIM Tue Feb 1 00:04:22 2011 No.6896193 >>6896175 You said from scratch, I presumed you meant to make an original character.

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 1 00:21:22 2011 No.6896278 >>6896193 Oh, sorry about that

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