/jp/ - Otaku Culture

It makes me feel like posting this image again.

Girl Leon is boring

Like a bag of sand.

Will that end in sex?

>>6888176
Nope. Badminton coaching.

>>6888196

And after that?

>>6888213
Feeding Diana.

Me behind the sofa

>>6888176
Will cares about the heart too much to open the catbox.

>>6888215
And after that?

>>6888233
Eating cake baked by Gohda himself to go with Ronove's universe-class tea.

>>6888242
Do they ever get into bed and fuck after this wonderfully romantic day?

>>6888257
You don't have enough love to see a truth like that, I'm afraid. Come back when you have more love.

>>6888270
Fuck you, I have all the love in the world.

>>6888132
How is Saber sans-ahoge and not evil?

>>6888137
I like homolust too but I feel like Leon's fun personality makes him/her fun in any gender.

I like girl Leon because I think it just seems to fit Will better. Might just be me, though.

>>6888317
I don't think it makes any difference. Will doesn't give a fuck.

Though he did think Lion was a guy at first.

>>6888220
They could technically still have sex without the catbox being opened...

>>6888470
Will would have to be on top every time.

>>6888478
Correction: He would have to top, but he wouldn't have to be ON top.
Lion straddling him, clenching at his chest and breathing in short ragged gasps while trying (and not trying at the same time) to rock back and forward, eyes tightly shut, with Will looking up at him/her completely unfazed and rubbing Lion's arms gently before moving them to the blonde's ass and helping to lift him/her and then drop him/her back down on his dick, to which Lion would yelp at and start clawing at Will's chest...

That's the kind of thing I'm hoping for from Rei.

It's Lion, you bakas. Stop calling her Leon.

>>6888523
Aw fuck, I keep making this mistake

>>6888513
I have the strangest boner right now.

>>6888513

Where's that gay sex story Lion (the writer) wrote for /jp/? I'd like to reread it now......

>>6888546
It's not strange, anon. Just give into it; it's not wrong or dirty or anything. I think about it all the time. I even touch myself to it. I think about them a lot and how they would react to each other.

>>6888470
I kind of like the idea of intersex Lion with Lion being self-conscious, but Will still not giving a fuck. Sappiness ensues.

>>6888513
more

Will x Lion thread? I'm okay with this.

It makes eye feel like getting sextuplets.

>>6888888
nICE

>>6888888

I say.

>>6888888

It begins

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>>6888888
omg epic get XD

Fuck off, keep the GETfaggotry to the millionth posts.

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>>6888900
stop replying to a fucking retard and get the fuck out of /jp/

>>6888888
>Report submitted...

>>6888888

YOU ALREADY GOT A 6888888 TODAY KOG

STOP HOGGING THEM ALL

>>6888513 here again, might as well expand on what I started earlier. I think of Lion as male, so I'm going to write him/her that way. Or at least with twisted genitals.

Will had never seen Lion like this, with the long blonde hair untied and the face flushed and covered with a light sheen of sweat. Granted, he'd never seen the other completely naked before, either. He lay on his back, with the - boy? girl? he wasn't sure. He didn't think it mattered anymore - sat on top of him, ass pressed against his crotch, eyes half-shut. It had been an effort to persuade the blonde that this was alright, that he didn't care; weeks and weeks of gentle compliments and persuasion to get Lion to believe that the matter of his body was nothing to be ashamed of, and even longer before he was able to pull that same body close to his own and caress his back carefully through the suit. There was a time where he had shifted his knee against Lion's crotch and tried to stimulate him through subtle rubbing, but that encounter had ended with a discussion something along the lines of "I'm not ready, or comfortable, and I don't know how to feel about this, so stop". Will had complied, and then spent the next month and a bit back to his old persuasive attempts.

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>>6888900
SO MUCH WIN :D

>>6888298

Damn, cannot unseen now

I don't remember any Cirno threads getting off the ground in the last two months so I'm just going to run with it.

>>6888901
>>6888903

INCOMING 999 GET in about 4 hours lol

sage.

Weekend /jp/ is the worst. Go to random.org and keep clicking until you see doubles you retards.

>>6888913

What is the pic on the OP from?

>>6888567

I still have it, want me do dump it?

You know.... gets are a 4chan tradition.

Don't know why /jp/ has to be different than everyone for the sake of being different.

>>6888925
The problem is that gets and the like, besides being mostly pointless, tend to attract masses of idiots to /jp/, which most people disapprove of.

And not the interesting idiots like picture related.

Screencapped

>>6888925
It contributes nothing to the board, attracts stupid posters, and usually ends in MULTIPLE threads on nothing but that one post.

And don't even think about going "hurrr <x> thread exists why don't you complain about that". The existence of other shitty things does not permit more shit.

I'll clean this thread up in the archive after it dies, ok /jp/? There will be no evidence of this poor mentally challenged boy's attempts to shit up the board left behind.

>>6888925
it's a shitty tradition and only autists follow it

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>>6888938
If you have a policy of cleaning terrible threads out of the archive you would be working forty hours a week doing that. You might as well leave it.

>>6888925
Gets were a tradition on /b/. Where they were random on a board that revolved around being random.
But /jp/ and all the other boards are boards intended for discussion, which gets are ANYTHING BUT.
They are inherently detrimental to everything the boards stand for.

>>6888938

You do realize there are more 4chan archives out there than the main one and easymodo, right? Get over yourself kid.

>referring to anything other than easymodo as the main one

>888888

Yasu is truly a miracle of the universe

>>6888947
How where they only a tradition on /b/?
They were a tradition on every board, except the image dumps. Yes every board has had them since the beginning.

It's just that /jp/ wants to be different. They are non-conformists. They use the word newfriend instead of newfag. They hate gets. They hate anything other boards do

>>6888946
Well, I have a special loathing in my heart for this particular 'tard, since he's been trying to get our attention like this for years.
Making him buttfurious would make me happy, so I don't mind wiping a thread every once in a while -- especially since he wants to brag about it so much.

Retards, even moot acknowledges KoG's greatness.

No wonder moot hates you faggots so much. You complain at EVERYTHING, and the ONE time moot deleted /jp/, what did you do? YOU SPAMBOTTED /a/ WITH TOUHOU NONSTOP FOR HOURS.

/jp/ deserves every single thing that comes to it.

>>6888948
No, there's only one more and it's a branch from easymodo. Get over yourself getfag.

>>6888948
>>6888952

it's green oval now idiot

HOLY CRAP, IF CIRNO GETS 999 IN THIS THREAD, I DON'T KNOW IF THIS BOARD'S BUTTRAGE CAN BE CONTAINED ANYMORE

>>6888965
I see you're from /a/.

>>6888963

I guess that shows your maturity level that you can't ignore one single post. Pathetic.

>>6888965
http://archive.easymodo.net/

Brian will never be popular on /jp/ ;_;

>ITT

He had, of course, succeeded, and they now lay together on his mattress, fully unclothed. Lion's comparatively smaller hands rested on his chest, propping himself up and giving Will the perfect view of his expression - tight, drawn, flushed, and absolutely delicious. One or two strands of blonde stuck to his face. He reached up and brushed them away, noting how the blush increased around his nose and ears especially as he did so. The hand dropped back onto the mattress, and he continued to stare.
"...You okay?"
His companion gave no reply, but bit his lower lip a little and gave something between a grunt and a groan. Slowly, slowly, Lion edged himself a little further backwards, pushing himself onto Will's cock. It was a tight fit, but his expression didn't change from almost indifference as he continued to watch the other shift ever so slowly and carefully backwards, trying to fill himself completely.
"Ah..."
He felt himself twitch involuntarily at the little noise that escaped Lion's lips, and grimaced. The hands on his chest were sweaty, and the nails were beginning to dig into his skin a little, the fingers twitching open and closed every so often. Eventually, they were joined as fully as they were going to be - Will's dick was mostly covered, and the harsh, ragged breaths of the other told him that it was as far as they were going to be able to go this time.

U BUTTDEVASTATED, /jp/?

love from your older brother, /a/.

ignore the bad spelling in this by the way I didn't make it, but it's still 100% truth

This thread is on life support.

writefag here.
Fuck writing the rest of this, now. Thanks, /jp/, you fucking autists.

Chiru characters who are attractive:
1986 Ange
Erika

Chiru characters who aren't:
Lion

>>6888990
>ignore the bad spelling in this
>using /jp/ memes against /jp/
can you even be any newer

Eye just got sextuplets. Eye don't NEED triples to prove that eye'm the strongest!

So, basically, a gay thread attracts people from /a/. Got it.

>>6889000
>>6889001

I sense major trolling approaching...

>>6889000
>off by 1
Bwaka

Don't delete 6888888. If you do and it comes up as a 404, people will know the truth. Instead, replace the picture and text with something KoG absolutely detests.

Disregard that last comment, I'm just upset.

>>6889013
A plain post with no image and no references to gets?

>>6889013

You do realize that by modifying his post at all, you're giving him the attention he seeks, right? Also, hasn't the fag gotten countless quints and sextuplets now on multiple boards? I don't think he'll care if the archive admins delete it; on the contrary, he will be amused that his antics got a rise out of people too silly to put his post on filter.

Bastards, we could have had some delicious Lion/Will sexy times. We could have had something to fap to.
No, instead we get faggotry. This is why we can't have nice things.

>>6889022
>mfw

>>6889022
>Bastards, we could have had some delicious Lion/Will sexy times. We could have had something to fap to.
>No, instead we get faggotry.

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>>6889029
Show me where you saw a penis.

>>6888888
>3 KB
Three years ago you used to post gigantic images and still get the post number you wanted. On /a/, nonetheless.
How shameful of you.

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>>6889034
I don't know, I think people who want Will x Lion fanfiction are really looking for the penis factor. They wouldn't care if they viewed Lion as female, he'd just be an even plainer Jessica.

>>6889034
I thought he smashed his penis.

Less KoG GETs and easymodo admin dick stroking AND MORE CIRNO

>mfw this thread

Why doesn't the OP of this thread just remake it?
Or better yet, just leave it alone and make another thread about the same thing. This way, the children can play and the rest of the people can still have a thread about Will x Lion.

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>>6889053
Yes, that girl isn't very attractive. Probably isn't even a girl.

>>6889044

Is it sad that I want to have sexual intercourse with that girl while she wears that outfit?

>>6889026
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>>6889049

You people are worse that everybody else in this thread combined. Screw your autistic are you frustrated forced meme

>>6889049

>>6889054

>>6889053
It is extremely sad. Go back to /soc/.

>>6889042
True fans of Will x Lion follow Will's example and don't care. Although admittedly I think it's a little more affecting when Will actually has something to not care about. That's more appealing than the fact of homolust in and of itself.

>>6889054

The Will X lion are probably from animesuki to begin with, so they're not much better than the ones from /a/.

>>6889055

It's a girl.

>>6889054
 

I-It's not like I WANT KoG to g-get GETs on /jp/ so I can c-complain about it, o-or anything...

As soon as KoG made "Dragon Ball /jp/", I pretty much lost it. I don't know why KoG likes trolling /jp/ so badly, but I think there's something not right in his head...

>>6889075

And so, Lion continued to play with this strange device Will owned, completely oblivious to his or her surroundings. Diana, sensing danger, tried to sway him with the opportunity of petting a cat - something Natsuhi never allowed of him. But Lion would pay no heed to mere cats. For his name, and these prancing Kinectimals along with it, demanded a creature of higher order. He could not be drawn from the game.

Will refused to give up on the good end they had been entrusted, and returned to his career in order to support Lion's new lifestyle. It was a temporary measure, until Will could find a fitting kakera wherein Lion could play the role of a hero, not a villain. Just like the other half would have wanted.

I want some Will x Lion porn...

>>6889085

new thread

So which cunt deleted the other thread without all the shit in it?

Everyone who replied to the GET should get out of /jp/.
I like how you guys bitch endlessly when an off-topic thread comes up. But when a get happens in a good thread, you get excited like a bunch of manchildren and can't help but shit all over it. Learn self-control.

>>6889179
I don't think any of those people are actually from /jp/. They came here to try and get the get themselves, so they would naturally react to it.

At least, that's what I want to think.

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>>6889188
>>6889188
>>6889188
This. And our new janitor apparently doesn't like on-topic threads created to ignore the shitposting.

I am sad that we are no longer talking about delicious possible penis. And Will.

>>6888963
This isn't KoG's get. He was off by one and deleted his thread.

>He

Lion is obvious a girl in op thread

>>6889188

You are fucking retarded.

/jp/ is made of hundreds of people.

Please can we just get back to talking about the original pairing? I for one would like to attract the writefags back again, but they're probably sulking now.

>>6889196

We don't have a new janitor yet, they received more than 10,000 applications it's gonna take a while.

Any Lion Will doujin yet?

Confused feelings surged through Lion's mind. S(he) rested upon Will for nearly a full minute, motionless and deep in nervous contemplation. Lion's strained breathing and fluttering eyelids, however, revealed that even halting that motion would not cut short the pleasure he could not deny. The distracting trickling of sweat had even been obscured by this gratification

Lion raised himself off of Will and lay prone against him. His mind had been concluded: the apprehension he felt would not obstruct this unfamiliar and ecstatic feeling. Slowly at first, Lion began to push himself against Will. With increasingly passionate force, Lion began to grind his loins against Will's side, audibly articulating his gratification. The pair's garments were no barrier to the power of love.

At this point, any remainder of guilt from before had only become fuel to this fire. Lion violently shuddered as he forced himself against Will's side, embracing him tightly. His whole body was raw; whether from the electric pleasure or the physical effort, he knew not.
For a few silent minutes they lay. Lion's face had bashfully become crimson, as the wet stain saturating his pants darkened.

Not original writefag. Corny as fuck, I know. Replace 'he' with 'she' as desired.

>>6889421 Original writefag here. Thank you for writing that, it makes me happy that I might have at least inspired someone like that. I feel a little happier, so I'll continue mine now as well if no-one objects.

Will continued to stare up at the other, blinking and breathing normally, completely in contrast to the other who was panting erratically. Slowly, he raised one of his hands and ran it down Lion's bare back, running his fingers against the slippery flesh and resting at the joint of the thigh and hip, next to the other's groin. Lion's penis was erect - not very tall, thick or long, but extremely sensitive, as Will had discovered - and quivered as he breathed in and out rapidly.
He cracked open one eye and squinted down at the brunette, shifting one of his hands so he wasn't going to slip and hurt himself further, and parted his lips a little wider, trying to say something. The lips were flushed and plump, blood having rushed to them as well as other places in his body, but no noise other than laboured breaths left them. The eye slipped shut again and Lion grunted as he tried rocking forwards.

The blonde lifted his hips a little higher and whimpered, staying still in that one position for a couple of seconds before inching himself further forward again until he was almost fully off the other's dick. Before it had left his passage he pushed back onto it and sank slowly back onto the member, wincing as he felt his ass stretch. Will felt the tension through the nails that were clenching again on his chest, and resisted the urge to roll his eyes as he continued to stare up into Lion's face.
"...Lion."
The movements stopped instantly and the dark eyes opened. His partner said nothing but waited for him to continue speaking. Will was silent for a moment longer, taking in the extremely red face and trying to move a little underneath the other's body without agitating him too much.
"...Is it too much?"
He let the hand that was resting next to Lion's groin trace a slow pattern down the thigh and back up, never looking away from the expressions that were being shown to him. The mouth quivered and opened wider as Will stroked the length of his penis with one, two fingertips, gently and slowly, up and down, before shaking his head. The fingers wrapped fully around the shaft and made one slow pass over the small length, stopping at the head so he could wipe away the few drops of precum that were lingering there. A sharp, sudden shiver ran up the blonde's spine and he shut his eyes again in obvious excitement, a low, quiet groan escaping his mouth this time. Will rubbed the drops of liquid between his fingers before pushing himself up into a sitting position, careful not to disturb Lion too much.

Leaning forward just a little, he planted a kiss on the edge of Lion's neck, drawing it out with a lick of the same area as he pulled away, tasting the sweat that covered the other's entire body by now, and ran his hands down his back once more. Another sensitive shiver ran down the blonde's back, and Will left his hands resting on his ass.
"Stop clenching so much," he muttered into Lion's ear, and felt the other pant against his skin. There was an obvious change in pressure around his dick as the other tried to relax his muscles, but he could see the stress written over his entire face. He lifted the other boy up, off his length, and held him there for a moment, adjusting his position on the mattress before roughly, suddenly, pulling him back down onto his length, feeling the blonde take the entire thing into his ass. Lion yelped; it was a loud noise and hurt Will's ears, but he couldn't be blamed. His fingernails dug sharply into the chest he was still gripping, before slackening and then scrabbling instead for grip, reddening the skin that he scratched. Will hissed and repeated the movement - this time, Lion screamed, drawing the noise out for much longer than before, before it tapered off into a drawn-out, pained groan.
"Wiiiiiiiill..." he groaned again once he'd caught his breath. His eyes remained tightly shut and his face was still flushed, but his head had lolled backwards, although whether in pleasure or discomfort Will couldn't tell.

I'm going to need a mop to clean this up.

The brunette continued his lifting and dropping motions, and the blonde continued making his pained grunts, screams and groans. After a short while, the screams trailed off and eventually stopped, but were replaced with a long, non-stop whine. Will didn't like this as much and leant his face forward once more to suckle at the skin of Lion's neck and whisper in his ear: "...touch yourself."
He never ceased his movements; never stopped lifting and dropping or lapping at the wet skin, and at first wasn't sure if the blonde had even heard him, until one of the hands that was clawing at his chest (and probably turning it red-raw) stopped its assault. Will stopped licking at his neck to lean his forehead against the same spot, enabling him to look down into the other's lap. His dick twinged again inside the other's ass as he saw one small, almost-feminine hand weakly grasp the small erection and tug at it; evidently, this wasn't enough to take his mind off the pain in his ass, as the hand stopped, wavered against the member, and retracted. Will was ready to pull out and call off this entire act - really, he wasn't too bothered, and he would have no problem lapping around the other's dick instead if that was what was wanted - before the fingers moved up and caught on the tip, where precum was beading again. The liquid was spread over the head before being rubbed (gently at first, but with increasing pressure) against the sensitive skin, and Lion shivered once again as he continued touching himself, letting a moan which sounded suspiciously more pleasurable fall from his lips for a change.

They continued together like this for a short while longer, with Will pushing and pulling and rocking into the sweaty, androgynous body, and Lion rubbing himself, whimpering and groaning and trying to restrain the urge to cry out and scrabble once more at the other's chest. The brunette shook the few strands of hair that had fallen into his eyes out of the again, and felt dampness against his forehead as he did so, feeling a buildup of pressure in his knees and stomach. The change in feeling made him groan out inadvertently, and his mouth fell open, not being bothered to shut it again as he drew out the noise in a strained, laborous breath. Lion whimpered in answer to this noise, much quieter and with far less strength. Understanding that only one of them was likely to peak any time soon, Will pulled on his hips a little harder and faster than before; the blonde let out the same kind of high-pitched moan that he had been making before he had begun to pleasure himself, but he paid no mind. Right now, he was only concerned with tugging himself as far into Lion's ass as he could possibly manage, and clenching the muscles in his crotch as he did so - the pressure kept building and building, and he found himself panting louder and more erratically the faster he rocked. He shook, and felt his leg cramp up as a warm feeling completely overtook his groin, and he felt his dick twitch and spasm as it shot an ample amount of sperm into Lion's passage. The blonde's breath hitched as he felt the warm liquid pearl inside him, and moaned quietly again as he continued to touch himself throughout this.

Will remained sitting up, hands on the other's ass as he let himself catch his breath again, and tried to wiggle his toes to get the cramp out of his leg. He lifted his head - certain there would be a red lean mark on his forehead - and slowly, gently, carefully, pulled himself out of Lion, shifting his position as fast as he was able, and stretching his leg out with a snap. The blonde eased himself backwards to lie back on the mattress with a pained sigh and a wince, continuing to touch himself as he did so. Once the kink in his leg had been worked out, Will leant over the blonde and kissed him; on the neck, the lips, the forehead, the neck again, ended the sequence with a careful bite to the collarbone before slowly, agonisingly slowly, kissing his way down Lion's stomach and navel, concentrating the kisses much closer together and much more stronger in intensity the further down he travelled. Once he encountered the few curly blonde hairs that grew around the other's crotch, he lifted his face and kissed the tip of Lion's cock instead, nuzzling the fingers still stroking there with his nose and pushing them away. His tongue darted out and licked gently at the base before making one, two, three passes up and down the shaft, making the other shiver violently and cry out in obvious pleasure this time. Quickly, he lifted the blonde's hips and inspected his ass; there was no major tearage to be concerned over, but it would undoubtedly hurt him to walk for a few days. He lapped quickly at the cum that beaded its way out of the passage before returning back to the small dick that stood, trying to strain itself larger.

He stared at the penis for a moment - couldn't help himself, and couldn't help chuckling quietly when Lion protested - before taking the head in his mouth and swirling his tongue over the slit gently but quickly several times, enjoying the feel of the body it belonged to quivering and twitching underneath his hands. Slowly, he took the entire member in his mouth; with its length, it wasn't difficult to take it all in fairly quickly, and he bobbed his head several times, slurping as he did so, before pushing his face fully against the member until small hairs tickled his nose. His lips twitched around the base of the dick and he couldn't help but swallow around the length; Lion let out a loud cry and shook again as he did so. One more tightening of the muscles in his throat led to a warm liquid being pumped into his mouth and straight down his throat; he swallowed it without complaint and only removed his hot, wet mouth when the member had finished twitching. He wiped his mouth as he sat up again, wiggling his toes once more to prevent the cramp from returning, and kept his eyes on the blonde's face, sticky with sweat and red to a ridiculous degree. Lion's chest was heaving with heavy, quick pants which slowed, and once he had returned to some semblance of normality, he cracked open his dark eyes once more, opening his mouth as if to say something, but finding no words for the time being. They continued to stare at each other for a while, a smirk threatening to work its way onto Will's face as they did so, until a gentle scratch-scratch-scratch made itself heard against the door to the room they were in.

>and that's writefag done with a lame ending that only half-features Diana. I hope at least one person enjoyed this. There needs to be far more Will/Lion porn out there, I was happy to provide this one.

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>>6889815
...I have no words.

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>>6889734
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>>6889593
Hhhhhrrrnnnnggggg
Thank you to both writefags!!
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>>6889421

Fuck. Seconding what that other anon said, I need a mop and bucket now.

That was really gay. /jp/, you've surpassed yourself.

...am I gay for liking that
I mean it's all penises
I have a waifu

>>6889889
You're not going to post the source, are you...

Does /jp/ like girl-Lion?

>>6890037
Too old.

I read that as, "how does /jp/ make you feel?" Awkward.