/jp/ - Otaku Culture

HELL no don't try and start somthing big and gay

>>6885524
yeap, that's the prostate, alright

sage

Reported for too rude

God I want one of these. Live with my parents though, and I'd rather die than have them discover it

the thought of having a loose asshole at an old age is depressing. you will have to wear diapers, isn't it sad, anon?

Your asshole doesn't snap back all the way. It's like a turtleneck.

>>6885538
what am I reading

>>6885551
It snaps back enough. I used to do anal stuff all the time, and now my ass is so to tight that I just can't do it anymore.

>>6885536

If you're so worried about your ass, shove something down your pisshole instead. Thats another way to do reach your prostate.

If you ever get the chance, try some of this stuff. A lot of sites sell it along with anal toys. Put your nose over the opening and give it a good sniff. It gives you a head rush, and extends climax to around a minute.

Masturbating with my ass is the closest I'll ever be to being the little girl ;_;

>this thread

too much information

I've been thinking about either buying a Fliphole or buying a Prostate massager. Can't make up my mind, nor do I know which massager I should buy if I went with that.

>>6885590

>Warning: HIGHLY FLAMMABLE HARMFUL BY INHALATION AND IF SWALLOED, KEEP OUT OF THE REACH OF CHILDREN,AVOID CONTACT WITH SKIN AND EYES IF SWALLOWED SEEK MEDICAL ADVICE IMMEDIATELY

Nigga,you trying to kill someone?

>>6885604
Buy the massager. You can get the fliphole experience with your hand, but the massager is something else entirely

>>6885590
>/jp/ - drugs, stimulants and anal masturbation
/jp/ meet up

>>6885607
Just don't spill it on yourself. They actually give it to you in the hospital if you have heart attack, because it dilates the blood vessels.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Amyl_nitrate

>>6885604
I have both and I would recommend fliphole, there's just something about the whole "cumming inside of something" deal that makes you cum buckets.

Sometimes when I get really horny I start to crave anal stimulation, but there's nothing around here I can really use ;_;

>>6885616
sign me up

I have been trying this recently but I can't seem to find my prostate, probably because I get worried. I'm fucking retarded.

>>6885616
I'd actually go this time

>>6885665
Well, obviously it's a lot easier if you insert a longer object. You'll definitely know when you find it.

If you're worried, just use something that can't break off, and never insert anything all the way in.

>>6885612
>>6885650

>>6885649
Same here, it's kinda sad. I don't really know how to use my fingers either

>>6885650
Yeah, that feeling, it's like I completed something. It's very satisfying.

That said, one should get both at their earliest convenience.

>>6885681
Agreed anon

>>6885612
Fliphole is way different from your hand and I imagine the feeling a lot closer to real sex. It has to be or else it won't sell, seen as everyone have hands.

On occasion I use the handle end of my sonicare. It's rubber and there are no seams at all. I see what they did there. Plus, ultrasonic. Your ass will go crazy.

It hit my prostate and the entire contents just poured out onto the floor. Everyone walk the dinosaur

Olive oil. How bad is it for latex and will it irritate/absorb too quickly. I'm assuming nothing much, but I'd like to make sure before trying. I tried some aloe vera once, that doesn't work very well with your ass (although it's pretty awesome otherwise). Stuff went in easy, getting out was a different story.

>>6886141
Use proper water based lube, they're not hard to get.

>>6885823
I just got a bit hard thinking about you cumming. How does this make you feel?

I tried anal many years ago but I could never find anything in the house the proper shape and smoothness, and trying to use fingers resulted in them cramping up (since you have to bend them so far around) before I could really get anywhere.

Threads like these make me think about trying it again, I could easily buy stuff now, but living with my parents (and brother) make me kind of reluctant to bother. Not really worried about them finding anything, but actually doing it, dealing with cleanup, etc. without being noticed/heard.

>>6886514
You can try a pen and hydrating cream. Works for me.

>>6885823
Goddamit, stop giving me ideas.

If not for the thought of brushing my teeth with my own shit, I'd try it in a flash

I might be tempted to try this one, though:

http://www.dealextreme.com/p/waterproof-vibrating-p-spot-body-massager-1-lr1-40819

Holding in your poop is the economical option for all the penniless NEETs. It honestly feels just as good. More natural, even.

>>6886685
Holding in your shit as a young kid is influential towards people liking/experimenting with anal stimulation later in life. Quite Freudian, but yeah.

stay classy, /jp/.

Is this even related to life of "average" /jp/er?

The identity of the "average" /jp/er varies wildly from day to night and weekday to weekend.

>>6886790
He hasn't lurked long enough to have a definitive answer to that question.

>Laughingelfwoman.tiff

>>6886685
>>6886722
Feels good man. I used to hold it in for weeks.

Nothing like rubbing one out as you're pushing out a huge log. I like to stop pushing and just hold it there, but it'll eventually fall.

I wish I had to take a shit right now.

Now I've never inserted anything besides a small penis in my anus (nothing spectacular), but I think I'm able to put a certain amount of pressure on the prostate from the outside by pressing down hard on the area just above my shaft. I cum like a fire hose every time I do it.

Am I hitting my prostate, or am I just being an anatomical retard?

>>6886808
>small penis
Whose penis?

Have an aneros, haven't gotten the super-o they talk about but I did manage to get a dry-o once.

>>6886810

My best friend, we used to full around when we were in high school.

This probably gets mentioned every time here, but putting ice cubes up your butt is one of the most amazing feelings ever. /d/ had some threads about this so long that it reached the post limit.

If it doesn't go in all the way, it'll hurt a little. You can't pussy out.

I have a fear of insertion....maybe it's because I'm such a cherry boy, but the thought of sticking anything up my ass terrifies me. How can I overcome this fear so I can try out some of these things?

>>6886841
Be raped by faceless men.

>>6885538
Theyd just think its a coathanger or something.

Meet up with someone on /jp/ and just play a game of pretend. It's cheaper and I'm sure you can get them to trap it up for you as long as you do the same.

>>6886141
Results: Satisfactory! Made some makeshift anal beads, was pretty great. I'm not too accustomed to pulling out not-slowly, so I took it slowly. Worked pretty well. Only complaint and probably why it wasn't magically slippery (it was everywhere else) was that it didn't mix well with the condom, for obvious reasons. Didn't rupture or anything though; I had it tested it before doing anything.

>>6886841
When you're showering one day, just lather your ass up with soap, and stick your pinkey finger in. It's not so bad. When I tried it first, it felt kind of gay, but then it was not so bad.

>>6886874

I look similar to this. Difference is, i have Ayanami Rei haircut and blue eyes.

>>6886880
Well, soap will burn your ass though. Honestly, just run your finger over the back of your tongue and use your mucus to get it in. Nothing makes you feel slutty like that will.

>>6886874
I doubt people here are social enough for that. I'd love to try it but I can't picture the person I'd agree to do that with.

>>6886874
I wouldn't want my partner to trap. I m 100lbs, 5'3 and would want to be treated like a girl.

>>6886890
I use soap all the time and I never have a problem.

>>6886890
Soap doesn't burn my ass at all, really. It cleans my asshole like nothing other, in fact. Whenever I'd had a nice long sit, slathering up and fingering myself with some soap always does the trick. Never been burned once. I mean, it's not as if I'm pouring soap up there, you know.

>>6886897

Enjoy your pure love of the /jp/ variety.

>>6886900
>>6886903
I guess you learn something new every day. Tomorrow morning I'll see if it feels like Drano up the ass or not.

Oh, yeah. If you get a piece of clear vinyl / PVC lab tubing long enough to reach from your butt to your mouth, that can be fun. INB4 someone gets it backwards.

WHY NOT USE A BANANA.

>>6886932

Because it's mushy. But it's fun to put it in mouth.

>>6886932
The stem and the tip are too scratchy. They'd cut you up inside, unless you wrapped the nanner in a few layers of saran wrap. Actually, shit. You might be onto something.

I've tried sticking my finger up in the shower but it's never really done anything for me. If anything, it just feels uncomfortable.

I've stuck my middle and ring finger in my ass before. It felt good until I took a look at my fingers and found black/green chunks.
Never again.

>>6886960

Anus needs to "get used" to these stimulations. It's not like you will feel some big pleasure at first.

I've tried doing it with a sharpie once. I'm pretty sure I found the prostate because it did feel kind of good and I was leaking a lot of pre-cum, but overall I didn't really like it. I just couldn't find a comfortable position to do it in.

>>6886960
Yeah, that's not the best place to get a feel for it. Pretty much everyone would find that uncomfortable.

Best thing to do is fap halfway, lie down, and take it easy. In half an hour of 'messing around' you should actually be able to fit a dick-sized object in there no problem.

Also, sticking an ice cube up there will numb the fuck out of your asshole to the point where it's a deflated balloon. Provided you have the boat-shaped ice cubes, otherwise find something bullet-shaped to pour and freeze water into.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AQ_rOTBB3I8

>>6886965
Douche it.

So what does this gay thread have to do with otaku culture?

I assume putting pressure on the prostate is similar to a prostate exam. So, maybe if you look at a book on how to do a prostate exam, it will be helpful in making sure you don't damage your prostate over time. Heck, your school's medical library has plenty of videos that can be watched there. I remember going in just to see varieties of gunshot wounds including some real spurters that shot blood like 4 feet straight out when the emergency room people removed the compress and touched the wound. They had videos for both male and female doctors giving exams to the opposite sex and the right attitude and propriety to have in those situations. The black male got a huge erection when the female doctor examined him. I did not keep watching to see if he spurted or not when she felt all around his prostate to see if there were abnormal lumps or roughnesses or it was not shaped like a healthy one.

From the way you guys talk, pushing on the prostate causes spurting. I hope that doesn't happen to me when I go in for a prostate exam. *spurt*

>>6886998
>*spurt*

Hey. I'm not going to flip my shit about this, mainly because the majority of your post was written correctly. Just never do this kind of stupid shit again.

>>6887005
>I'm not going to flip my shit about this
But you just did. U so mad.

>>6887005
*laughs*

Not the same person.

Dear folks of /jp/, how easily does that place stretch for men? My partner is really into this stuff and we're looking for a shared toy. We tried a plug with a 4cm (that's 1,6 inches) diameter, but it was too big for him; a few of my fingers that were probably about 3cm (1,2 inches) in diameter fit, but not easily. We've been thinking about two toys. One has a diameter of 2,3cm (0,9 inches) while the other has a diameter of 3-4cm (1,2-1,6 inches). He likes the shape of the bigger one more, but I'm afraid it may be too much for him. Which one should we buy? If the one he likes is a bit too big for him, will he stretch over time?

>>6887005
*stares u down* calm down fag...