/jp/ - Otaku Culture

At green you get your dick sucked, at yellow it can go both ways and at red you have to pay for it. Am I right?

It seems that the visage of Sanae represents the green light, or that of going fast. So you can fuck her as hard as you want.
Marisa is yellow, she wants you to fuck her gently.
Reimu does want to fuck at all.

Sanae's hair color is wrong.
Japanese goes with blue, yellow, red. Put Iku there instead.

It's a mindfuck.

>>6884372
She's not part of the trio of heroines.

Where's Sakuya?

No

If I see Sanae, I run as fast as possible, if I see Marisa I need to be cautious and near Reimu I should stop? I don't get it.

>>6884372
>Iku
Was that a pun

Sanae: a good girl, safe to stick it in, no risk of STD's

Marisa: a little fishy, use of condom is recommended, slight risk of minor STD's

Reimu: Avoid at all times, high risk of dangerous STD's including AIDS

>>6884370
Sauce?

Looks more like Tic Tac Toehoe to em.

...And each token is different.

I understand this is a bad thread. I understand that I'm an idiot for being on /jp/ in the weekend.

I want to cry.

>>6884398
>Marisa: a little fishy, use of condom is recommended, slight risk of minor STD's
>Sanae: a good girl, safe to stick it in, no risk of STD's
Fuck you

>>6884398
Is today opposite day on /jp/?

>>6884410
Just relax, it's not like we have anything better to do anyway.

>>6884415
Oh, no, don't misunderstand. Nothing serious. Just something like chlamydia.

Reimu has no risk of STDs at all because nobody would be able to afford to have sex with her anyway

>>6884443

RIP Mitch Hedberg ;_;

Here's trivia quiz. Why is the order of colors as is? (Right side countries has it the other way, right?)

>>6884398
Marisa is an antisocial thief druggy with a speech defect and a serious tendency to be a jerkass who lives in THE FUCKIN WOODS. According to EoSD, she "remains distant from other humans."

Sanae, on the other hand, hangs out at the shrine and is much more social.

Green means it's okay to have sex with your sister.

I still want that sauce though

>>6884358
I don't understand. Why are the traffic lights horizontal?

>>6884443
Red bananas DO exist.

>>6884466
All the heroines are distant from humans though, prefering to hang around youkai like the race traitors they are.

>>6884461
No

>>6884468

I have no sister.

>>6884468
No it doesn't, and no it's not.

>>6884477
Those are not bananas!t

>>6884493

What if she was your sister AND your girlfriend?

>>6884487
What country?

>>6884510
...what an absurd situation. Relationships don't work like that.

>>6884468
>>6884510

Well... that's embarrassing. Getting my own tripcode wrong and such.

>>6884510
best of both worlds, especially because Suwako and Kanako would be your mother/father AND your mother-in-law/father-in-law

Can you IMAGINE the wacky antics that would ensue?

>>6884543
>especially because Suwako and Kanako would be your mother/father
Can I get this without the Sanae part?

>>6884539

Don't knock it 'til you try it, man. Bringing shame to your family never felt so good.

>>6884547
but sanae is the best part..

>>6884547
You can be Sanae.

>>6884576
So Sanae is yourself, your sister, and your girlfriend?

>>6884553
I guess you'd be the expert on that.

How the fuck are you making me pseudo-RP? What have you done to me?

>>6884547
Can I be Sanae?

>>6884576
>>6884580
I'd be fine with that.

>>6884580
I can't tell if that would be awesome or crushingly lonely.

I'm completely lost now. But being Sanae's brother or sister could be awesome. Having god powers and hanging around the shrine would be fun.

>>6884581

Does that mean YOU want to be my sister AND my girlfriend? Well, Anonymous... this is a bit awkward for me. I really appreciate your feelings and such but... I don't know, man.

Why did this turn into a Sanae thread?

>>6884666
Because Sanaefags are hostile and aggressive just like Sanae in and out of bed

>>6884601

By "having fun" you mean "having sex", right?

can i ruin this thread?

>>6884677
Pervert

>>6884666
so can it be a sanae thread?

>>6884697
No

>>6884693

I think there's something wrong with you, Anonymous. I'm worried about you.

>>6884697

Do you have to ask for permission?

>>6884694
Hmm, no

>>6884694
What you mean "ruin this thread"? This thread is already really awful.

>>6884714

>>6884718
by posting the many ganondorf images i have

>>6884372
Blue and Green are the same color in Japan.
>>6884475
Horizontal traffic lights are common in areas that get a lot of wind.

>>6884358
Now I want a traffic light Touhou gif

>>6884722
Why Ganondorf? He's cool

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bSMSoDcpVlI

>>6884744
i know i love the guy
idk i like being different and im still waiting on a Cirnodorf image thingajig

>>6884767
Why do you type like an ignorant moron?

>>6884767
What the fuck am I lo--
>/jp/
Oh..

>>6884785
because i can

yes i do !