/jp/ - Otaku Culture

me on the left

What episode is that?

What a dumb way to take a picture. Like idiot girls taking their picture in the mirror.

I would be worried someone would use it to blackmail me.

I actually did have a girl sit in my lap and take a picture once in high school. I had no idea who she was and she laughed while doing it so I assume it was a joke or dare of some kind, but still: my penis touched a cute girl's butt

>>6884284
I think you just envy those kind of people living out their life while you couldn't do any of those things in your youth.

>>6884302

Or that could just be dumb.

>>6884310
We all know that feel Kuroko-sama

>>6884293
She and her friends probably though you were cute and tried to approach you but you were too much of a wuss to make any move. Also that feel.

>>6884302
It's not that hard to find somewhere to set the camera down and set it to automatic. Or use a tripod. Or get someone to hold it.

Me on the right.

>>6884317
>She and her friends probably though you were cute

Hahahaha nope

>>6884293
I once had a girl sit in my lap. I was 16 and she was 12. It was nothing sexual for her, she was just sitting there. It was sexual for me because I really enjoyed her in a perverted way and I got an erection from it. Before that time I never really felt the weight of another person. Today I let my sister sit/lay/lean heavily on me because I like that feeling of having another person's weight on me. Anyone know what I'm talking about?

>>6884348

Does that mean you want to have sex with your sister?

>>6884348
I've never had sexual feelings for a real person

>>6884348
Feeling comforted by having weight on you is a symptom of a mental condition, I think

>>6884356
Yeah right.

>>6884354

>>6884348
Not really. If you just like weight, get a dog.

>>6884348
Yes... it's normal. So gtfo.

>>6884354
Sometimes I really feel like I do. She's been acting really distant and cold to me lately, however. I hope she doesn't think I'm perverted or anything because of what we've done.

>>6884382
I wouldn't say its normal for a 12 year old to give you an erection. Well, biologically it probably is but legally and socially no

>>6884388
How about a seven year old?

I have no idea how anyone can be attracted to their sister.

If they're very hot and act like a typical anime character archetype then maybe.

>>6884407
At that age they have no sexual characteristics so no. You're mentally fucked in that case

>>6884420

>mentally fucked
>/jp/

Par for the course.

>>6884412
It's just /a/ spillover because of the weekend.

>>6884420
But her ass was so sexy and inviting when she bent down to pick something up. Then she turned around and smiled at me and I got even harder.

>>6884423
I'm mentally fucked but I'm no pedo. Maybe a little a little bit of ephebophilia...

>>6884271

Like a bag of sand.

>>6884348
I know exactly how you feel. I want to have the weight, warmth, and softness of another person with me while I sleep. A dakimakura cannot do it, no matter what I add to it, a realdoll is not as soft as human flesh, nor it is warm. I've even considered working at a morgue to feel a womans soft flesh and weight without having to get mentally close to another person, but dead people are cold, so it would never work.

Maybe I could pay a prostitute to cuddle with me at night and leave after I fall asleep, but I could get burglarized and I would not have her in the morning.
I dont want to be in a relationship, I hate socializing with people, and casual sex with strangers is something I find completely disgusting. The best I can do is feel myself up before I sleep and hug my dakimakura and try to fall asleep.

>>6884437
ephebophilia is funny because it basically means you are attracted to people who have gone through puberty. It's a totally unnecessary classification

>>6884442
SAY THAT TO MY FACE FUCKER AND SEE WHAT HAPPENS.

>>6884445
I know exactly how you feel ;_;

>>6884412
If she's got a non-bitchy personality, does things for you and isn't fat it's really not that hard to begin seeing her in that kind of light, especially when there are no other girls around. Of course, I could just be some kind of pervert with an sister fetish.

I'm guessing it's the latter.

>>6884445
Find a way to heat up your daki. Weigh it down.

>>6884445
The only social interaction I get is here and on tohno-chan so I never have anyone to hold me ;_;

>>6884433

No, you're a pedophile. Enjoy your prison term.

>>6884437

Ephebophilia, however, is a word that medical practitioners made up to justify the legal and social taboos against being attracted to underage girls with sexual characteristics. Biologically, it's perfectly normal and shouldn't be pathologized.

>>6884442
It means that you could go after adults, but instead you go after children who look like adults. A totally fucked up individual.

>>6884486
I doubt I'll go to jail, I'm too timid to actually have sex with a kid.

>>6884496

"Adult" being defined as "18 and over" is completely arbitrary, though.

I've met 12-year-olds who are more mature than some 22-year-olds.

>>6884507

And by that I mean mental and not physical maturity.

>>6884507
You have huh? I doubt you've met many people period, anonymous. Who were these people, who you just sucked out of your thumb?

>>6884529

You're really going to question that, especially with how young adults act these days?

What is it like to hold a biribiri in your arms /jp/?

biribiri, so good

>>6884558

Electrifying

>>6884529
Maybe he lives near a elementary school or something. I see little girls all the time being precocious.

>>6884574
I prefer Saten-san over that uptight Misaka.

>>6884507
12 year olds on the internet aren't actually 12 year olds, Anon-san.

>>6884558
>>6884574
>Biribiri
You mean Sparky

>>6884529

I was part of the Air Cadets when I was a teenager, and thus spent a lot of time with younger kids. Now I go to university and see grown men acting like 14-year-old dumbfucks.

People who act like dumbfucks shouldn't be allowed to influence the future of my country.

>>6884390
>we've done
Elaborate.

>>6884453

we all know that feel.jpg

Ugh, now you're reminding me of this girl I knew in college... I was thoroughly friendzoned by her but I didn't care because whenever she saw me, she would give me these overly affectionate hugs- I'm not talking lean in to it type hugs where only your shoulders come together, these were full on, press your body together hugs where her hips would be right up against mine. She was a ballet dancer, so she was this incredibly fit girl with an amazing body. It was heaven.

She'd kiss me on the neck and cheek too, a lot. Platonic cuddling was such a cock tease but it felt... warm.
;_;

How did this thread turned out to little sisters/kids/getting sat down on fetish.

>>6884662
I don't see the problem with this.

What is it like to have your chest pressed tightly against a young maiden's breast?

>>6884692
Like hugging a dakimura sandbag.

Do East Asian countries like Japan see lolicons as monsters like America/Europe?

>>6884724
No it's considered cute and a desirable trait because it shows you're good with children.

what's going on in here?

>>6884724
They are actually sought out during emergencies.

>>6884728
This is actually kind of true IF they don't know you're a lolicon.

>>6884724
They are actually sought out during emergencies.

If god didn't want people to be pedophiles then how come he made little girls so cute and sexually attractive?

>>6884751
Because something is more pleasurable when you can't have it.

>>6884749
Please tell me the source of this image or at the very least, what happens in the end. Why are they looking for lolicon passengers?

>>6884758

truer words were never spoken!

>>6884760
Concordondon

Oh man, this is bad. There must have been an epidemic and I didn't hear about it.

Pretty great OP.

Picture related, me and my partner.

>>6884794
>armpit stain
disgusting. so is your girlfriend. yeah i just did go there.

>>6884781
You always find out about these things when it's too late to do anything about it.

>>6884824

>summer
>previously playing frisbee with her for an hour
>no deodorant that day

U jelly? U mad? Can't play frisbee with a body pillow can you?

>>6884834
But you can with a dog.

It's... nice actually.

The only girl I ever took a picture of myself with was a girl I loved.

I couldn't even tell her how much I liked her since the minute before I was about to do so she told me she was dating a guy I never had heard of.

Feels horrible, man.

I've gone out with girls before, but almost no pictures of me exist. I have a weird phobia where if I see myself being seen by other people I freak out, so I never let my picture be taken with other people in the frame. Same with mirrors, I am fine looking in a mirror, but if their are other people in the mirror as well, it isn't good.

So anyway I don't know what it's like.

>>6884834
>posting your uncout slovenly whore of a girl on /jp/ for all of us to see
>u jelly? U mad?

Yeah.....Hey! My pistol is also jelly and mad! Let's meet up.

>>6885347
I know that feel.

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It's like I'm really not on /jp/.

>>6885373
We are talking about little girl sitting in your lap fetishes, how more /jp/ do you want?

>>6885357
>2734894814_f67c33d123_b.jpg
>http://devilkent.nulleo.com/image/My-Shared-Photos/2734894814_f67c33d123_b.jpg

I wouldn't know. There are very few guys who would want to be seen in public with me. I doubt there are any who would want to take a picture to commemorate it. ;_;

I think this is the first time a FOREVER ALONE thread made me sad.

I wouldn't mind!
If you post on /jp/ you are already my bro.
;)

>>6885382
Took the time eh? I'm glad to have wasted it. SUCKS TO BE YOU LITTLE BITCH

>>6884271

It feels like... holding a girl in your arm while taking a picture. Warm, kinda squishy... A lot more squishy if they have gig tits - depending on how you hold them.

Only done it twice that I can think of though.

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