/jp/ - Otaku Culture

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Otaku culture fuck yeah

cum into my foreskin, hold it until I get to the toilet.

>>6880508

But you get distracted and never make it to the toilet?

>>6880515
damn, saw right through me.

>>6880508
I've always wanted to post this image...

>>6880482
Don't use the sink, I blocked mine that way.
Use the toilet.

>>6880508
That is very clever, I am very envious of you and your foreskin.

I use a white shirt, and I keep it between the wall and my matress. Its been there for over a year now, with an average of two shots a day into that shirt, that is about two tablespoons of cum going on that shirt a day, at 365 days a year, the shirt has held almost 3 gallon of semen! Quite a feat for only one shirt. I've used both sides inside and out, and there is not one spot that is not crunchy on it.

Spoilered, as this might offend some people.

Swallow it.

>>6880527
good night gentlemen.

>>6880527

I don't fap and I usually just leave it in my underwear after I have a wet dream.

>>6880548
>sagea
Sorry, finger slipped.

>>6880527

>>6880548
How often do you get wet dreams when you don't fap?

>>6880543
>>6880545
>>6880555
You guys made it seem so horrible that I had to look... I was disappointed, get my hopes up why don't you...

>>6880559
Well, it's more the idea of there being 3 gallons of cum in there. A subtle horror.

>>6880567
Cum is mostly water, so most of it evaporates.

Ejaculate into right hand and either eat it or wash it off if I'm not in the mood. Jism sometimes seems to cause sores in my mouth so I wonder if I'm inducing herpes by eating my own semen, but that's impossible since I've never had sex with anyone.

>>6880527
MOTHER OF GOD!

you now realize that millions of your possible offspring are on that shirt.

>>6880582
Not if he is sterile.

>>6880576

Have you ever eaten out or gotten food delivered?

If so, you have a 91% chance of having an STI.

I either eat it or wipe it up with a nearby shirt.

>>6880582
No, only half of millions of his possible offspring. Big deal.

>>6880582
well, they're only half a person, and as part of my genetic makeup, I've only murdered one and a half gallons of my half selves on that shirt. This is not counting the countless times I've fapped somewhere else, and before I even had that shirt.

Think about that. In your lifetime, you've probably shot enough loads to fill a tub.

>>6880589
The cooking process sterilizes bacteria.

>>6880589
Since when?

>>6880557
Once or twice every one or two month, I'm not a very sexual person.

>>6880602
Since Typhoid Mary.

>>6880600
>The cooking process sterilizes bacteria.

Great? I didn't know people ever contaminated food prior to cooking. The obvious thing is to mess with it just before it's served/delivered.

>>6880589
It's called an STI because it's an infection, transmitted sexually. I can't figure out if you're trolling or if you literally believe something that stupid.

>>6880600
HPV, HIV --- the V stands for virus. Not all diseases are bacterial in composition.

>>6880527

Doesn't it smell terrible, seeing as you sleep right next to it?

>>6880636
Most diseases spread in multiple ways.

Paper towels. They're absorbent, and they don't rip.

Half the time it gets all over the floor.
Not like anyone will notice anyways.

Nothing. I just let it harden on my belly and fall asleep. Most all my pubes are glued together.

>>6880650
Not at all, it only smells when I pull it out of the corner. And even then the smell only makes me aroused.
I just finished another deposit in that shirt just now too.

I usually cum inside a pair of boxers that I've already worn. I usually change that pair after they get crusty. It feels very uncomfortable when I wipe otherwise.

source on op's pic? To be truthful, I've asked this question before but forgot to check the thread before it died

>>6880482

They have cosplay sex parties at Comiket?

Also

Lay tissue on stomach.
Masturbate.
Ejaculate onto tissue
Roll it up
Wipe myself off
Go to bathroom
Flush and wash

>>6880773
Take Me to Ariake!

Just bend forward and swallow it as it comes out.

>>6880482
femanon here, the only thing i can do with cum is swallow.
only posting here to beg you for pic sauce.

>>6881645
It's two fucking posts above, you vapid cur.

>>6881653
...
HOW COME I DIDN'T NOTICE.
sorry, i am officialy a retard. and thank you, sauce giving anon.

>>6880524

I'm gonna have to try this today.

I just blow it into my hands, then walk over and wash them in the bathroom.

Eat it. Nobody ever finds out and it's less germy than picking your nose.

>>6881685
Enjoy your retrograde ejaculation.

>>6880482
It just runs/bounces off of napkins so I use toilet paper. It'll stick to my dick if I'm not careful though.

The fuck is this shit.

Paper towel which then goes into the trash can.

Use this, when I'm about to cum I place it on my dick and make kind of a Teru teru bozu shape on the top so it all goes in there, then simply throw it in the trash.

Then you have to try what the cheapest yet light enough tissues so they don't become wet tear and stick to your penis.

Since the average box has about 150 tissue papers, you can cum 150 times. Thats enough for at least a month if not two.

I just go to the bathroom and finish in the WC. Can't do anything more since I live with my family

> Tissues
> Trash Can

Jesus fuck /jp/. Have some discretion would ya?

>>6881751

I used to throw the tissue out the window, but had to stop once the neighbor from the lower apartaments started complaining about it.

After I use a bathtowel a few times, it becomes a cum rag for a week. Then I wash it.

>>6881751
Mine has a lid. It's a fine solution.

Drinking it. Your mind will go blank from it.

The underwear that I'm wearing.

It dries out.

>>6881777

This.

I masturbate through my pants and just let it shoot into my boxers.

Fucking god, this thread is still here?

>>6881828
Newfag spotted, bearing 045!

I lick mine up. It's like I'm giving myself a blowjob. Plus if you eat fruits it tastes sweet.

>>6881837
I eat processed junk food all the time and I almost never eat fruit and it still tastes fine. I always thought that was an urban legend.

>>6881838
Well it all depends on the glucose you have in your system. If you're drinking a shit load of milk and basic substances it'll taste bitter. If you're getting acids it'll taste sweeter.

>>6881834
>lol newfag xD
Shut the fuck up and go back to your native board already.

Cumming into hand and eating it master race here. No mess, no trouble. It doesn't taste great, but it's the easiest method.

>>6881794
I do that to. Then I go to the bathroom and wash the underwear and I'm ready to continue my day

>>6880524
I did this once in an emergency. I can't advise it since I'm sure it causes penis damage somehow. also if you let the cum go under your foreskin you have to wash it right away or it turns into dick cheese.

>>6880527

>>6881838
It's not an urban legend. I once ate nothing but sweets for three days straight and my semen was very sweet tasting.

I use a washcloth, which I simply deposit in the washbin when I'm done.

anyone use tissues

I use a paper towel.

I really wish I could suck my own dick though; I wouldn't need anything then.

>>6883594
Anyone have any tips for this?