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No Battler, you are the culprits.

Umineko never happened, Rokkenjima doesn't exist, there's no culprit.

Yasu is the culprit in games 1-5, Erika is the culprit in game 6.
Kyrie, Rudolf and Battler are the true culprits.

Yasu is the culprit of being a miracle of the universe.

Umineko is shit. That's how it's solved. /thread, /topic, /umineko, etc.

>>6877291

>>6877295
Oh, yeah? Prove it.

>>6877291
You got that right.

>>6877291
Hnnnggg Yasu.

Best character thread.

>>6877299
>tragedy occurs because heart is torn between three different loves, do I choose Battler, George, or Jessica?

Ideal answer: ditch all of them, go for Will

>>6877397

Indeed. Will will treat it gently without caring for its gender, neither expect things of it (lol have lots of kids, lol play dat guitah with me) understand its motives, protect it from evil cats and never promise stuff he will forget 5 minutes later.

I love Yasu. ;__;

>>6877411
I'm not a big fan of Will and Lion but this picture is just hnnngh.

Why is Yasu so perfect?

>>6877411
On the other hand, you have to compete for his affections with his pet cat. And there's a high possibility he will start seducing your relatives without even noticing it.

>>6877432
That's not a big threat, you can make them murder each other.
Then you cook the cat.

I wish Umineko Rei, if it ever sees the light, would feature Yasu. You know, the real Yasu, and not one of her endless variations. Right, fat chance. Fucking Ryukishi.

>>6877457

Just blame the cat's death in aunt Kyrie. Then help him cope with the lost of his dear Diana with sex

>>6877466

This or an story set in the Ushiromiya's sibling young days is my biggest wish for Shin. It will never come truth, though ;_;

>>6877472
Realistically, we'll get meta characters fucking around pointlessly at best.
Rifyu should make Shin instead.

>>6877330
No need to prove anything. It's just like if I say "water falls from the sky when it rains", and then you ask me to prove it.

Umineko is shit because it's shit by itself.

>>6877505

>It's just like if I say "water falls from the sky when it rains", and then you ask me to prove it.

And you can prove it, you can take a photo or a video of water falling from the sky when it rains. You can explain the whole process after it.

So if it's the same, you would have ways to prove Umineko is shit.

I want a whole series of vns of just Will and Lion solving mysteries together.

>>6877516
I don't need to take photos of it, I would tell you to look at the window when it rains and you would see it by yourself.

This is the same. Just play it by yourself, and you will see a mind-eater story whit shitty, deep characters (some of them extracted from When they cry), and trolling everywhere.

Oh, and by the way, the witches are not trolling battler or anything. R07 has made them troll the player. Yeah, everyone of you, who has played the 8 episodes of it, have been TROLLED.

>>6877522

But I played it myself. All I see is a great story and characters written by a shitty author.

>>6877522
It seems like you are the one who got trolled and now mad about it.

>>6877411
WILL!!!
DO IT!!!
ROCK N ROLL!!!!!

Plus of Umineko
-Music
-Has some interesting concepts
-Erika is a genuinely entertaining character

Minus
-Writing in general, UOOOOOOOOH and ellipses everywhere are pretty annoying .
-Too repetitive
-Lack empathy
-R07 has trouble developing some of the concepts, feel like he tried to tell you something but failed.
-Try to ride on the momentum too much to drag the story

>>6877532

All your minus can be summed up in shitty writting.

Also only Erika? opinions, opinions.

>>6877532
Don't you dare to insult his UUUOOOOAAA's.

>>6877593
I will, he is even ruining Rewrite with this shit.

>>6877593

>UUUUUOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!!!!
>Uuu~uu!!
>Nihihi!
> * cackle * cackle * cackle *!!

>>6877517
Seconded ;_;

>>6877411

Oh god sauce, hnnnggggggg

>>6878246

There http://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=16223017

>>6877425

It has a fake vagina, fake tits and it's probably bald, how is it perfect?

>>6878254

No fake vagina. Crushed penis at most, it may be some kind of internal damage if girl.

Fake tits only hide delicious flat chest

Probably 99% not bald. Don't make up shit about my Yasu faggots.

>>6877468
>>6877457
>>6877432

Why does Will love Diana so much, anyway?

>>6878344
Diana is the only one who understands his heart ;_;

Unnecessarily serious answer: he seems kind of bad at talking to people when it's not about mysteries so it sort of makes sense he'd be a male equivalent of a crazy cat lover?

>>6878344
because he is a furfag.

>>6877394

I love Clair design in pics, but her sprites is so goddam awful

>>6878394

It happens the opposite to me. I fell in love with her desing at first sight, but I have seen few fan arts of her where I really liked how she looks.

<Pic related. Personal favorite.

>>6877532
>UOOOOOOOOH and ellipses everywhere are pretty annoying .
That's a silly reason. While it looks stupid as a literature, it brings detail to the dialogue, making it work really well with voice acting on the PS3 port.

>R07 has trouble developing some of the concepts, feel like he tried to tell you something but failed.
I thought he did pretty well with this, the only thing I truly see him fucking up on is the Hempel's Raven explanation.

>>6878494
Not this guy but you are the first person I see defend the UOOOOOOO and ellipses ad nauseam.
The problem isn't that Ryuukishi uses them, just that he OVERuses them.

>>6878513
Well, there are a lot of scenes in Umineko where characters would yell from the bottom of the lungs

>>6877532

From what the folks on #tlkwiki have said, it's not that the writing is bad but that the translation is.