/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Yuugi

maybe yuugi

you should ask arc

I like that Ran.

>>6875272

STAR BEAR DEPLOYED TO THE BATTLEFIELD.

>>6875313

...too much of a good thing

Think you can climb the youkai mountain?

>>6875344

>implying Yuugi's erogenous zones are there for YOUR benefit

>>6875368
She has a fine beard and mustache on that thumbnail.

>>6875368

When I saw that thumbnail I thought Kanako had a beard.

>>6875368

>>6875368

Every time I think of the Suwa War, I imagine Kanako slapping Suwako around with her tits.

Like, just whaling on her face with nose-breaking blows.

Don't underestimate the ghost.

>>6875370
>>6875372
Those aren't rude. They're horrid.

Downright insulting.

>>6875385
this

>>6875385

That just makes me like them more.

Why are old ladies so rude?

>>6875391
this artist's style does things for me I just don't understand

>>6875391
oh god I just want to squeeze them!

>>6875410
Faces looked like they were photoshoped in

>>6875379

...and then Kanako was a loli.

>>6875413
not really seeing it myself

>>6875383

saved as rude tier.png

>>6875413
>>6875431

Slight shading issues. Artist "error," nothing major and no shoop.

>>6875431
>>6875410
>>6875399
>>6875391
This is the best thread on /jp/.

Yukari may be p. rude, but she's not come over uninvited, drink all your beer, throw up on your couch, piss all over the bathroom floor and pass out on your bed rude.

Don't let Suika's cleverly innocent loli disguise fool you, oni are on a whole different level of rudeness.

>>6875472

That looks painful.

>>6875500
The word I would use is 'passionate'.

>>6875506
Her hands are on backwards. this is probably reisen's doing

>>6875523

it doesn't look like it's stopping at the affected area, chief

>>6875506

I don't know... maybe passionate as well if that's your thing, but when I think bruised boobs I think painful.

miraculous rudeness

>the rudest touhou

>>6875545
With those claws I'm sure she gives as good as she gets.

>>6875549

<joke about faith rising>

>>6875506

This gives me an "in" to raise the question: Does anyone else think Reisen's lunacy-inducing eyes were a surgical alteration applied after Eirin found her unconscious on Earth in order to discourage other Lunarians from poking around? I'd be hesitant to explore a bamboo forest if there was a chance locking eyes with a beautiful young woman wandering around would drive me insane.

Also, rude ass unrelated.

ass hijack

>>6875572
I made the assumption that Eirin took her in to begin with /because/ of that talent. They seem to have plenty enough generic rabbits that they don't need to recruit anyone who walks in asking for help.

rude ass is always related

>>6875583

I don't have many straight-up ass shots, but I do have some delicious hips.

Suwako births 'em, Kanako nurses 'em.

>>6875554
>scratching during sex
Damn it, hentai artists draw every fetish except mine.

$10 says the distinct way this artist draws female bodies like this is how the artist's mother looked when he saw her naked as a boy

what do you think, /jp/?

>>6875584

I dunno, the other hypothetical situation black Tewi said it was okay to pull out of my ass is that Lunarians have some form of telepathy based on eye contact and Reisen's ability is a result of Eirin failing to restore that telepathy after Reisen was injured while fleeing. Perhaps Eirin was even once the nine-chambered mind before she woke Reisen after surgery, met her eyes and had a chamber obliterated.

Delicious black Tewi hips related to ass hijack.

>>6875600
He draws shota so there's that but Freud made most of his shit up from his own fetishes so...

Who cares? Nounanka is great.

>>6875600

>lots of soft places to touch with your penis

This artist has obviously managed to portray the zenith of the female form, I fail to see a problem here.

>>6875368
In the thumbnail, it looks like she has facial hair.

>>6875601

>Reisen blowing Eirin's brains out

Right back at ya.

>>6875601
Nine-chambered mind? You've lost me.

>>6875600
that would make sense if the internet porn scene didn't exist. seeing *cough*healthy*cough* females like that in porn isn't difficult.

>>6875617
But be honest, how many women are both beautiful and have those proportions? In a bygone age where curvy women were popular perhaps, but not now, when even being at a normal healthy weight is vilified, much less beyond that.

>>6875614
>>6875615

Eirin lost brain capacity but Reisen lost her sexual identity. Eirin subsequently tries to teach Reisen about the wonders of sex.

FUND IT

>>6875624

So Eirin loses over 10% of her cognitive abilities...
Nobody except perhaps Ran would ever notice.

>>6875628

Yukari would notice, but wouldn't care. Suika would notice if she wasn't perpetually trashed.

Also, Reisen is a descendant of Eirin but Eirin went through moonopause centuries ago, so she's trying to turn Reisen into a cumslut to perpetuate her family line. This also implies lesbian incest, which I'm sure we can all get behind.

>is there anyone ruder than yukari?
Yes.

fucking hags and their rudeness

>>6875638

>Reisen is a descendant of Eirin

I'm both curious and slightly horrified as to how that theory comes together.

>>6875672
They're actually very pleasant and polite when they aren't using random sin sacks for group sex games.

>>6875600
Hm, it's a little interesting. It's a bit bizarre since drawn female characters don't tend to put on any weight in their belly at all (except when artists over-exaggerate because it's their fetish), and sometimes it feels like it's related to this general "wider and curvier to fit the drawing surface" trend that you see with Mogudan and various representations of Queen's Blade's Cattleya.

>But be honest, how many women are both beautiful and have those proportions?
It's really hard because invariably some of the fat goes to the face and a lots goes into the belly before the gigantic tits and reasonably thick thighs settle in. And that's not even getting into the curdled cheese look. Ick...

>>6875678
Suwako is pleasant.

>>6875623

That artist does the greatest Yamame I have ever seen. They took a friendly little spider and turned her into a sex goddess.

Why do all of you obsess over large breasts when we are all aware the smaller cup sizes are MUCH more attractive?

>>6875706
I certainly wouldn't mind being ensnared by her.

>this thread
I wanted to fap to 3d tonight, but.....

>>6875718
Get out Alice, I'm fap

>>6875703

Mountain queen in a rare and slightly un-onilike display of discretion.

Got to be cunning as well as strong when you're queen and all.

>>6875718

I like both, it honestly depends on the body. As long as they're mine, I don't care.

Flat chest or big breast are fine with me as well, but if I had to choose....

I am offend.

>>6875718
I like girls with smaller breasts and less noticeable ass, but...I just don't feel lustful towards them like I do with more generously proportioned characters.

Everyone is so rude today.

>>6875776

I personally can't stand smaller/flat asses. Flat chest is perfectly fine by me, however.

>>6875779

/jp/ is never rude. Always refined. Always proper. Always... willing to lend a helping hand.

>>6875795
I meant less noticeable as in not as exaggerated as some picture in this thread. Flat ass I just cannot feel sexual towards at all.

I had an image of Marisa wearing nothing but a hat and facing away from the viewer displaying a very flat ass to illustrate my point but I seem to have misplaced it. Oh well.

Good going, now I have a boner. I want to fap, but I can't. I share a room with another person and I don't have the privacy. Now what am I going to do?

>>6875858
What are you going to do? You're going to spend the next four hours thinking about nothing but this thread, that's what you're going to do.

>>6875858
Do it anyways, take a risk

Everytime I've done this my Sister chooses the perfect time to come in.

>>6875858

Is it a man?

If so, invite him to join you.
And please, if you feel like it, do post the tale of how it turns out. For the enjoyment of the resident fujoshi.

>>6875845

I see. Well I like exaggerated asses for some reason. I don't know why exactly, I tend to gravitate towards extremes.

>>6875865
hnggggg my busty okuu can't be this cute

>>6875880
No, I like them, I'm just saying, when I say I also like smaller ass I don't mean no ass.

>>6875874
>>6875858
And anyone else...

>>6875897

Gah, you're confusing me. I'm just saying I like the really big ones, and don't care for smaller ones. I'm not necessarily saying none either, because no one likes that, at least not that I know of.

>>6875874
I'm not into yaoi at all and I'm still okay with this.

big balloon tits aren't rude. it's not just about how big they are, but how prominent and in-your-face they look.

>>6875910
Let's just let pictures speak for themselves.

>>6875922
...I think I get what you mean.

>>6875922
Then Komachi takes the tit-cake.

>>6875899

Would dare say Parsee wouldn't be well off in a shounen-aiified version of Touhou.

Yuugi: MANRY!
Suika: FABulous!
Parsee: ... that short guy.

>>6875924

The best solution.

>>6875929
>>6875930
komachimind

>>6875933
I think she'd do fine. Just as long as theres hornjobs.

With the exception of the Reisen, Suwako, and Reimu pic, this thread is disgusting.

Posting Youmu to counter this rude thread.

>>6875949
You can't counter this power!

>>6875949

Your resistance only makes my penis harder.

Kanako is my favorite rude girl. Her hair drives me nuts

>>6875949
Why do you think they have huge titties? Because they have a heart the size of an elephant. Enjoy your empty inside chest boards.

>>6875948

"... that short guy" is practically never well off, but I'm not disagreeing. Would love to see an exception to the rule.

>>6875971
Kanako is my favorite character in anything but this is due to other reasons relating to my probable latent schizophrenia

She's so perfect.

>>6875975

>Enjoy your empty inside chest boards.

It's unfortunate that you can't appreciate their value.

>>6875981

This pic is pretty good.

>>6875981
And while beautiful in that last pic I'll also help her to keep this related.

>>6875999
It's more unfortunate you cannot see the value of a shapely figure. We should agree to disagree on this because neither of us is right for everyone.

>>6876012
Shape is always good

In Soviet Gensokyo, oni suplexes Jesus.

Ran is perfect wife material in every aspect.

>>6876012

There's a fine line between shapely and sloppy, the majority of this thread composing the latter.

But yes, you're right.
This pic is the best I can contribute.

>>6875969
More Mama-Ran!

>>6876046
Oh, yes. There are some pictures in this thread that are too large even for my tastes. But it's wrong of us to say that certain body types are objectively desirable because there's no such thing as objective sexuality.

>>6876046

I can understand, I guess. I don't really like average though. Something in me possesses me to want something that falls into an extreme, something that I would consider average is okay, but could never be ideal. Perhaps too much fapping warps the brain.

Despite being proper vocabulary under the circumstances, something about putting "Ran" and "rude" in the same context just sounds wrong...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d3uJMOWZOMk

You are now imagining Ran making that sound.

>>6876071
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uIR8RtI9kaw

I still like to think of her as Mama Ran though

>>6876091

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zk1mAd77Hr4&feature=related

Foxes are quite vocal...

>>6876101
Does that make Ran a screamer?

>>6876113

Unknown. Kitsune are rather proper and refined. But then again, there is nothing improper or unrefined about enjoyment.

Anyways, very late, must snooze, goodnight, /jp/.

God damn that was a lot of porn to report.

>>6876127
did you report each post individually?


and /jp/ is loading so slow right now...