/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Find the prostate, young man

...Don't you think you should have asked before doing it?
Go by some toys instead.

/jp/ - If you post a touhou image it's board related!

>>6870377
If anal masturbation isn't /jp/ related then I don't know what is.

Fingers just don't do it for me anymore. I just get a toy and ride it while dressed in a frilly dress.

>>6870374
It was a whim.
>>6870375
How do I do that?
>>6870390
I don't really have money to get toys, but I already have suitable clothing, so I'm trying something like that soon.

>>6870377
You must be new here.
Anyway, always douche first - full blown enema isn't necessary, but a bit helps to avoid any mess.
Make sure you don't have sharp fingernails, you can use latex gloves if you want.
Lubricate properly.
If you insert anything, make sure it doesn't have sharp edges, doesn't have pieces that can come off and get stuck, and for the love of god don't use anything that's likely to break(like thin glass bottles. Or jars. Most definitely no jars.)

>/jp/ claims to hate sluts and people who are "obsessed with sex"
>/jp/ spends most of its time masturbating to doujins of toohoos being raped by packs of faceless men
>/jp/ shaves its legs, posts pictures of itself wearing women's clothing and brags about how it uses prostate massagers/onaholes

/jp/ - Hypocrisy/General

1 man 1 cup

>>6870434
Onahole usage is a great thing to discuss.

>>6870434
It's not hypocrisy at all. You're excluding the crucial point, which leads one to assume it to be hypocrisy.

I gave in and bought a Nexus Vibro. It'll arrive in a couple days. I haven't fapped in 2 weeks. I have clothes for the occasion. Should be fun.

>>6870427
Thanks for the tips! My asshole is mostly clean so it is easy to prepare myself. My fingernails are mostly short since it would annoy me, so I'm clean there too. About lubricating, what exactly would qualify as "properly"? What are some good cheap lubricants? About insertion, I promise that I'll be careful, but are thin, flexible metal bars such as a broomstick safe? Thanks again!

>>6870446
I've left out nothing. You're all just autistic hypocrites who hate on "normalfags" for being "sex-obsessed", when the reality is that you're just as bad as them about it.

>>6870461
Masturbation isn't sex.

>>6870434
>>6870461
>every post on /jp/ is made by the same people

Thread reported. Anal masturbation has nothing to do with Otaku Culture.

>>6870453
Toothbrush handle?

>>6870427
>Anyway, always douche first - full blown enema isn't necessary, but a bit helps to avoid any mess.

What do you use to do this?

>>6870461

A girl who masturbates a lot isn't a slut, though.

>>6870447
Congratulations! Mine is also arriving soon.
>>6870481
Isn't that a bit too small?
>>6870483
I'm not him, but I use one of those medical syringes and some water.

>>6870469
Since you are autistic, I will put it in terms you can understand:

People who aren't obsessed with sex don't look at porn or shop around for prostate massagers.

>>6870474
Yeah, except when you remember that the shits in this thread are the ones who go around screaming about "unvirgins" in their NEET legiun seekrit clubhouse XD.

HELL...

>>6870484
Unless you're browsing something like futaba, where girls are sluts because they like boys or have boyfriends. Actually, scrap that, not even lesbians are safe. Everyone that has any degree of sexual excitement is a slut.

Is /jp/ filled with self loathing?

>>6870434
There are only a few attention whores posting pictures. Most of us wear kneesocks and frilly dresses simply because it makes our penises hard. It's called a fetish.

>>6870524
Technically, you might mean kink.

>>6870512
Sounds like someone is upset for having lost her virginity.

>>6870512
But there's a difference between having sex with another person and masturbating. Especially with things like one-night stands with people that mean nothing to you.

>>6870519
That's very likely.

>>6870519

Does the pope shit on bears in the catholic woods?

>>6870531
>>6870484
>A person who has sex once is a slut
>A person who masturbates 3-5 times a day (like /jp/ does) isn't a slut.

Autism.

>>6870544
Of course, because having sex is evil. You're using another person to satisfy your selfish desire. And that's terrible.

>>6870551
So is stealing 40 cakes.

>>6870551
Agreed

Hey this is the anal self pleasure thread, please stay on topic.

>>6870551
>You're using another person to satisfy your selfish desire.

Just like how /jp/ leeches off of its parents and society at large, except that /jp/ doesn't make the other party feel good.

I know that this is unlikely, but has any of you ever had real anal sex? How does it feel?

>>6870512
Yes, people who have some quality alone time are obsessed. Not the people who make impressing the opposite gender the focus of their life. The people that go to clubs and parties they don't like only to score some pussy. The people that make up one lie after another just to get into someones pants.

>>6870476
I must disagree with you there, good sir. It's probably one of the most practiced activities in Otaku Culture.

>>6870569
Yes, because people who make looking at pornographic doujinshi, consuming eroge and edging/masturbating for hours at a time the center of their life like most people on /jp/ do aren't obsessed with sex.

How's that autism treating you?

>>6870427
>(like thin glass bottles. Or jars. Most definitely no jars.)
Someone post the .gif. Oh god, just the vague memory of it makes me sick.

>>6870569
I know I shouldn't derail this thread any further, but I have an interesting story about this. I'm a HS dropout but I've kept a couple friends after I stopped studying. One of them is a normalfag and he jokingly said that a failure like me would never make a girl hot. I'm quite prideful so I got a hair-cut and went to a party to prove him wrong. After it finished, I dumped four girls that asked me out and he was only greeted by two (he argued that he was already well-known as a womanizer and so was avoided, but whatever). Eroge really pays off, as does the intelligence that I got through the witty discussions on /jp/. I did however lie a lot, but I'm not ashamed since those sluts had it coming. You can report this and proceed with the thread now.

>>6870589
> Eroge really pays off, as does the intelligence that I got through the witty discussions on /jp/.
You lost me.

What happened with that huge comment? Is it the new janitors, or did the writer delete it?

>>6870565
Society needs someone to look down upon, after all.

>>6870599
Real girls are as shallow as in eroge. Deal with it!

>>6870565
/jp/ status:

[ ] Told
[x] FUCKING TOLD

>>6870599
>>6870602
I'm glad he deleted it, it was pretty shitty.

>>6870602
The guy who wrote it seemed like the kind of guy who might suddenly get a panic attack realizing that someone might find his post disagreeable. He probably regretted making it right away and deleted it.

>>6870565
Wrong. It's the capitalist society that is leeching off the workers, and all the money that comes from those poor indians and chinese working for food go to the so-called "high society" that you love so much. Boycotting society by not working is a powerful move, and it fits perfectly with the ideas disseminated by Thoreau about Civil Disobedience. Working is an articial need created by our countries to force us to be their slaves, and that needs to be stopped. If half of the world, heck, half of Japan, didn't work, they'd need to change their tactics.

>>6870616
I know that feel.

>>6870616
Yeah, because saying something like "I went to a party and seduced four girls" to /jp/ is just crazy.

>>6870618
>Thinks that leeching off of his mom and dad makes him a revolutionary comparable to Thoreau or Gandhi
>Talks shit about the government despite getting a disability check from them

Confirmed for hypocrite.

Go back to 420chan

>>6870618
I really never thought I'd be pathetic enough to create a conspiracy to justify being a NEET.

>>6870618
agreed

>>6870641
Actually, I'm a college student, and I'm not leeching off my parents since I'm smart enough to leech off irrelevant people doing things like computer repair.

>>6870652
Go wave your dick somewhere else. We don't want your kind here.

This is an awful thread, /jp/. You should all be ashamed of yourselves.

>>6870644
Note that "not working" doesn't implies "being a NEET".
Logically speaking, the following proposition:
¬A⇒B
Where A is "worker" and B is "NEET", is false.

>>6870658
I don't care, I play Touhou and Visual Novels and I'm as socially awkward and lonely as your average "true NEET".

>>6870641
As long as we spend money we are valuable members of society. Where we get the money from is irrelevant.

>>6870677
Wrong. If you didn't spend the money that, say, your parents or your disability gives you, it would be spent by other people.

>>6870652
>College Student
>Communist

Ah, that makes sense.

>>6870684
So? When we spend money it still ends up with other people who can spend it.

>>6870684
Most money is earned by despicable means. Who cares. The world is rotten.

OP should use my cock to pleasure himself.

Being a NEET is a noble sacrifice I make so other people have a better chance of getting a job and happy life in the current economy.

Using this shitty off-topic thread to say that I just rewatched Zero no Tsukaima and it was nowhere near as bad as I remember.

Season 2 > Season 1 > Season 3.

I might actually just buy the novels.

>>6870413
What country are you in?
You can get an egg or a bullet vibrator for about £5 in England, and they're pretty good for a beginner to these things. If you live in America it's even cheaper I believe.

>>6870512
>People who aren't obsessed with sex don't look at porn or shop around for prostate massagers.
I have no interest in sex with another human, but I love self pleasure of all kind.
>>6870483
Water.
(You should probably add a little salt too, to make it isotonic, otherwise it's a little more uncomfortable. Unless you like that sort of thing.)
>>6870476
Next you'll be trying to tell us that threads about shaving our legs and wearing stockings don't belong here.

>>6870724
I agree with your order.
Why was season 3 so terrible compared to the other two?

>>6870724
What? Season 2 was shit, I stopped watching there. Season 1 was awesome though.

>>6870677
No you are not. You produce nothing, yet consume. You might alter the market to a tiny amount in ways that could or could not increase overall productivity, but once you take out the resources wasted on you, there will be a net loss. Breaking windows does not make a town richer, etc.

>>6870781
Really? Season two had way more going on in terms of both plot and romance than season one.

>>6870799
Yes, but the plot was terrible. The series was great for its comedy though.

>>6870769
Well, I live in South America. I'm going to take a look anyway.

>>6870377
That's not /jp/, that's /tg/.