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6867191 No.6867191[DELETED]  [Reply] [Original]

The laws of Gensokyo are as follows

1. You must get and receive a blow job from anyone you talk to for more than 30 seconds except your

parents and relatives.

2. You must also drink all there cum and if they happen to pee while you’re doing this you got to

drink it.

3. You now can masturbate anywhere you want to know even will your standing there talking to your

parents/ relatives.

4. Sex is now forced after you give and receive a blow job you have to have sex with them.

>> No.6867200

I can see you spent the entire day thinking this through

>> No.6867198

QUALITY THREAD­

>> No.6867203

Stop that, OP.

>> No.6867205

i think you're making this up, OP

>> No.6867210

You lost me.

>> No.6867214

Thanks for wasting 15s of my life reading your stupid shit.

>> No.6867220

But OP... what if I become a criminal? I don't have to obey your laws. I'll just get some blowjobs, and then knock the other people out and run away without giving them anything.

Where is your god now?

>> No.6867226

Blowjob = spell card battle.
Sex = spell card

>> No.6867228

You made those up. The real laws of Gensokyo are as follows:

1. You must have a head ornament.

2. You must be female.

3. Must have mastered some spell cards.

4. You have fought against Reimu and/or Marisa.

5. You lost against Reimu and/or Marisa.

>> No.6867235

Good think I'm a man of few words, besides...i don't think it'd be too bad if I never talked to any males

>> No.6867240

>>6867228
Not all Touhous wear a head ornament.
Not all Touhous are females.
Not all Touhous have mastered spell cards.
Not all Touhous have fought against Reimu or Marisa.
Not all Touhous lost to Reimu or Marisa.

>> No.6867264

>>6867240
Then, all Touhous who have battled Reimu and Marisa have lost at least once to them.

>> No.6867265
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6867265

>>6867240

>> No.6867272

>>6867265
It's all true my secondary friend.

>> No.6867273
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6867273

>>6867264
You called?

>> No.6867279

>>6867272
But, but, secondaries are the only ones who would know about those Touhous...

>> No.6867281

>>6867273
Fuck you

>> No.6867283

>>6867273
That's not a Touhou, that's an abysmal eldritch wraith of a foreign realm to that of Gensokyo.

That I may have fapped to sometimes.

>> No.6867288

>>6867281
>>6867283
Hah. Accept it, fags.

>> No.6867296
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6867296

These rules do not please me...

>> No.6867300

>>6867288
I can always make alternate realities, like everyone else. Suck on that

>> No.6867314
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6867314

>>6867300
Running to your own little world huh?!

>> No.6867320

>>6867314
It's not like 95% of anything that is Touhou related is done by fans, oh wait.

>> No.6867331

>You now can masturbate anywhere you want to know even will your standing there talking to your parents/ relatives.

Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?

>> No.6867334

>>6867320
95% is way too much exaggeration. Besides we are not discussing fanon in here. You will always know what the reality is anyways.

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