/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Don't worry, you'll have all the time in the world to look for her when you get there.

Until ZUN releases a new touhou.

why there is a big fish in the sanzu river ? i hate deep water, so scary

According to the books every human from the outside world that gets into Gensokyo (by accident or not) arrives at the forest and either gets eaten by the youkai or run like fuck and meet Reimu, who then does some Hakurei juju to open the gate that conects her shrine to the outside world's shrine and the guy (it's always a guy) leaves.

Of course not a single one of them has ever browsed the internet.

OP's faggotry aside. Please post your Gensokyo maps, mine are all scattered in the folder.

>It is very fantasy here.
>If you continue, you are likely to be eaten by a youkai.

>>6865969
I believe Reimu would force you to go back to our world no matter how much you ask her to stay.

That way, your only way to be trapped in Gensokyo is to avoid the Shrine and that's like certain death.

I don't get the assumption that there's only one human village.

>>6865994

Isn't it always referred to as THE human village and not A human village, implying it's the only one?

>>6865988
>believe

Little did you know humans from the outside also go to live in the human village.

Not sure which one to go with.

>>6866043
This one "looks nicer", but I'm pretty sure it's wrong. Perfect Memento says there's a road to the Hakurei shrine.

>>6866549
>Yukarin's space
I never got that.

This is true Gensokyo.

>humidity 100%
>the air is water

>>6866559
As far as I know its not really described at all as to where Yukari resides, so I suppose people get the idea that she just lives in some special yukarilandland since powerful youkai seem to like creating their own worlds, it is thought that its on Gensokyo's border since she goes between both worlds and has said that outside humans float through her house sometimes.

>>6866573
>most likely relative humidity
>RH means the percent of moisture the air is capable of holding at a particular temperature and pressure.

lrn2meteorology

>>6866581
I thought she lived with Ran in the Yakumo household, mainly in a bed.

>>6866581
I'm not talking about her home. I think the picture was joking about her body. Hence the [censored] and [censored].

I can sell you some satellite images. Let's set a starting price of, say, 50 grand.

Hey, look, I gotta investment here. You know how much it took to get these pictures? You know who had to die for 'em?

>>6866594
and that house is located where~?

>>6866608

>>6866645
Not an exaggeration. There are two satellites in the whole world that are capable of interdimensional imaging and one of 'em belongs to the US.

>>6866605
Don't think there was any directly intentional sexual innuendo there, i think its more like "we haven't the slightest clue where she lives, and she's border hax so whatever"

>>6866608

>You know who had to die for 'em?

Many Bothans?

>>6866718
pretty sure >>6866645
already used that joke

>>6866720

Figured as much.

I was thinking along the lines of "minor Diet aide", but Bothans are a story you can tell to the cops and no-one be the wiser.

So we got a deal? I got infrared, visible, whatever you want at three times a day. Only three months out of date.

>>6866790
Three times of day, I mean. 12 AM, 8 AM, 9 PM, in whatever spectrum you care for. I'll make it 40 grand a shot.

>>6866790
>3 months out of date

You aren't doing it right until you've got a constant live feed. Until then, you're out of luck

>>6866797
Show us prospective customers some sample shots or no deal, sir.

>>6866043
>>6865933
Those look like places our helicopters can do awesome jobs in.

>>6866809
That ain't how this business works, pal. I'm not giving you shots of Russian missile sites here, only a goddamn dimensional bubble hidden from the rest of the world.

>>6866826
Sorry chump, I ain't gonna trust some random bloke from an unknown location to take that much of my hard earned funds for something he won't put forth some proof.

Clearly it is you who does not know how business works.

>>6866813
Oh, shit, the feds. I'm out. If you want to do business, you know how to find me.