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You mean mushrooms.

>>6852885

Smells like slut and theivery.

QUALITY THREAD­

Her vagina probably smells like a unwashed patch of pubic hair.

>>6852893
That sounds delicious.

>>6852888
Why is Deadpool molesting Remi so cute?

>>6852893
you think they have some sort of tampons in Gensokyo ?

>>6852922
I truthfully have no idea. Probably.

>>6852902
>Remi

>>6852892

SPERGLORD POST

>>6852961
kinda late there.

>>6853081
That same can be said about you.

Vaginas actually smell quite unpleasant. Most women do not know how to properly maintain and clean them. Stale urine and or period blood makes it most raunchy as does diet. Beer, meat, most vegetables etc make it 'taste' bitter.

Period blood, in particular, smells absolutely godawful.

>>6852893
>>6852922
No tampons........unwashed pubic hair.

I think I just killed my penis.

I wonder what youkai vaginae smell like.....

>>6853124
The unwashed pubic hair was just Marisa only. Pretty sure most touhou's bath.

>>6853124
I'm harder than fuck over here.

Keep goin' or I will.

>>6853124
The unwashed pubic hair was just Marisa only. Pretty sure almost all touhou's are clean.

everyone post their boners ITT

>>6853172
Pubic hair glistening with sweat....releasing a musky aroma that's palpable enough to taste. Unwashed urine and old period blood stains in her equally musky panties. Truly a sight to behold.

I'm sick now.

>>6853227
I now have an erection

>>6853166
Pretty sure Ran's vagina would smell top class. She seams to be a homely type, im sure she washes it daily.

>>6853227
No doubt. I think thats how she avoids the maid army when she goes out stealing, she queves. I bet she could clear a city.

>>6853229
Her tight white puckered asshole stained with various amounts of poo.....her socks dirty and raunchy from trekking around all day in her Mary Janes.....her armpits slick with perspiration, releasing a slight onion like smell....

I....I can't go on. I'm loosing my 2:30 am snack here.....

>>6853245
>loosing

See? It's so bad it's fucking up my grammar.

>>6853249
>>6853245
Give me like 5 minutes, I'll take this one.

>>6853259
Be my guest.

Props to the smelliest vaj in Gensokyo.

>>6853268
Nuh uh.

>>6853289
Yukas vagina would likely smell like a compost pile filled with the bodies of dead corpses. I guess if you are in to that sort of thing. I think Marissa's could give her a run for her money though.

Why... ZUN... why did I do this.

Marisa was laid across the bed, tired and naked. Her rank smell echoed through the room from the long day’s work. The mushroom harvesting had taken it’s toll, her sweat-stained clothes were mirrored on her body in stench. She scratched at her thick, ragged bush. The unwashed patch had been caked with urine and sweat, smelling of musk and misuse. She got off from the yellow-stained mattress and walked to the kitchen. The fluorescent colored mushrooms sat in a basket on the counter. She picked one up and took a bite, it’s cap a lime green.

>>6853423
“Eegh, fuck” She muttered. The fungus dropped from her hand, her stomach and body convulsing. A thick bile filled her mouth, and suddenly poured out, on to the kitchen floor and sink. The powerful-smelling vomit filling the porcelain sink. At the end of her stream, she bent down, her greasy, dull skin still convulsing. A cracking puff of flatulence broke the air in a puff, ever increasing the horrendous stench in the room. She staggered to the bathroom, her blond hair tinged with green vomit. Gagging on bits of vomit she climbed in to her glass-surrounded shower. The rush of hot water covered her defiled skin, melting away the amassed smell and grime. The drain had been blocked heavily with hair from her legs, shaved only occasionally. She began to urinate in to the water, which was at her heels. The splash soaked her lower legs, mixing the water in to a pale yellow. She felt herself gagging again, coughing up chunks of food in to the water, now steadily rising with refuse. She waded through the pool of muck and turned the water off, allowing it to drain away, leaving her once sweet-smelling feet covered in bodily fluids. She stepped out of the shower, smelling better, but still quite offensive.

>>6853427
Marisa returned to the kitchen and pulled a red mushroom from the basket. She took a large bite from the cap and once more her body convulsed. Her anus shuddered, dripping excrement down her leg. Though she rushed to the bathroom, her leg catching on a coffee table. Her small body fell to the floor, smacking her face on the edge of the table. Blood gushed from her mouth, mixing with the bile from before. The drip had become a gush, streaming down on to the carpet, staining it with thick, brown, diarrhea. She spat out thick red, pulling herself to a crouch. With little resistance, she fell down once more on to a couch, splashed with wine-stains. She passed out in a continually increasing pile of filth, ending her usual day of mushroom hunting.

>>6853423
>>6853427
>>6853446
I regret everything

Well this thread went better than I expected.

>>6853463
So do I.

>this thread

bump for further reading.

Whiskey.

>>6853463

Never regret. The experience will make you stronger.

>>6855525
What did Suika see?

>>6854623
WOOHOO

>>6854623
>this post

>>6855589
This doujin made me sad. Why would you do such things to Hina?

Puking touhou thread?

What do you think Yukari's puke smells like

>>6855638
decaying roast beef

Oh god why does this thread still exist

>>6855589

No, I am the vagina expert of 4chan and I can tell you that all vaginas smell like gross garbage.

>>6855912
In the outside world, vaginas are gross and smelly,
but since this is Gensokyo, then maybe...!
In Gensokyo, where the fairies dance and the tengu whirl about, surely...!

>>6855948
What? Not smell gross? Surely you can't be serious?

>>6855739
>>6855638
>>6855589
>>6854623
Puking Touhous thread?

WHY DID I COME TO THIS BOARD

>>6856353

Probably you were lured in by the wealth and prestige, like the rest of us.

I bet her vagina smells like paperwhites.

Gross.

>>6856364

It actually smells like this.

>>6856369
It smells like a fern?

>>6856383
>>6856369
No sir.

>>6856390
It smells like carrots?

>>6856395
Close?

>>6856400
wet dog?

>>6856400
Momiji doesn't smoke, only bad girls smoke and she's a good girl!

Haha.

I bet it smells like mushrooms.

>>6856414

Wet dog.

That, and dogs love rolling around in anything that smells.
It's part of how they communicate or something.

>>6856457
Really? I always wondered why our chihuahua like to roll into the neighbor's swine shit.

>>6856479

Dogs use scent pretty much as extensively as humans use sight, so when they roll in something they "take notes" that other dogs can "read".
It's thus far just a theory, though.

>>6856479
Dogs are fucking stupid.

>>6856521
Nope. My Waifu is a Shogi expert.

>>6856511
Suddenly, my head is filled with Momiji happily rolling around flowerbeds.

>>6856521
Still, my other dog, a rottie, likes to take baths and enjoys to play with water. Fairly clean for a dog too. Dumb as a rock, but he sure loves his monthly bath.

>>6856479
People think that chihuahuas shiver alot because they were bred as a food source. Maybe rolling around in shit is a way for it to prolong it's life.

>>6856546

>Momiji rolling in flowers


These flowers.

>>6856546
>>6856547

Funny thing is the "competing" theory holds that dogs simply enjoy stuff that smells, and that the rolling is an expression of canine intelligence - culture, if you will.

Still, think there should be some care taken applying ideas of culture to other species.

>>6856567
>>6856369
I take it Arc likes to get high.

>>6856574

>Funny thing is the "competing" theory holds that dogs simply enjoy stuff that smells,

Heh.

>>6856567
Then she really is rolling happily.

>Funny thing is the "competing" theory holds that dogs simply enjoy stuff that smells

Momiji/Patchouli OTP

>>6856585
>Hell is the Absence of Friend

huh

>>6856585
Dosage and Administration
Not translated
http://www.4shared.com/get/mMIrE_-X/__________C78_.html

>>6856369
>>6856567
>>6856585
Ok Arc, we get it. You like to smoke weed. No need to shove it in our faces.

>>6856731

Thanks but you forgot your sage.

I really was enjoying not seeing this thread up top for a while, too. As usual, though, we can't have nice things.

>>6856731
It's funny because Arc is black.

>>6856747
Actually I didn't forget it. I just didn't put it there. Alas, I am also very sorry for letting your eyes rest upon this thread again. But as you said, we can't please everybody.

Lets talk about Yuugi

Arc, can I come to your house and have some kool aid

I have purple drank I never used for my cough that I can bring

>>6857024

I'd love to, but got classes in the morning. Goodnight, /jp/.

Also, dark pink, huge, permanently soaked and smells strongly of whiskey.

... also puffier than Momiji.

>>6857043
>Huge
That's a con.

>>6857043
>>6857049
G'night Helen, and yes, she is puffier than Momiji.

>>6857076
>caeser fisting deadpool.

>>6857076
so..that's how a fujoshi room looks like...right?

I sleep knowing Marisa's vagina is daffodils.

It smells like sunflowers. I know this.

>>6857095

Not really. It's just blasphemy and madness.

>>6860745
MADNESS?

THIS
IS
SPAAAAARTA XD

>>6860745
As blasphemous and mad it may be, I think I'd hang out there.

>>6860767
you ruined world of tanks

>>6860760

What? No, it really is blasphemy and madness. Not nearly enough fox to be a proper fujoshi's room.

>>6860770
You're mistaking me with Afrikakorps.

>>6860770
But he's not Hitler.

>>6860770
I believe you are mistaking him for a certain facist.

>>6860770
I think you're mistaking him with Afrika.

>>6860770

No, the devs did that.

>>6860792
no im pretty sure afrika ruined it

"Afrikakorps"?

>>6860801
Adolf Hitler loves Rumia

>>6860801
Too much explaining, nevertheless, back to Fujoshi

I feel uncomfortable with someone defacing the name of the korps, but in the end, it really isn't my business.

>>6860808

I will happily fill in on the details when I hit proper fujoshi age in 8-10 years, but for now I only speak of past acquintances.

>>6860817
hes only afrikakorps because you cant use the name 'adolfhitler' in world of tanks, hes adolfhitler in mumble

>>6860817
Hey Helen, if you're bored, how would you like to come to chat with us on mumble?

We like to take it easy there.

>>6860831

It's a fine invitation, but I'm only bored for 2½ hours every year.

>>6860857

we've been friendzoned by helen...

I'm suddenly depressed.

>>6860857
No, you should come. We're really, really bored right now. We need someone new to liven up the conversation.

>>6860857
Aye, though we do have some good times here in Mumble. Invitations always open though.

>>6860857
If it'll sway your interest, there's another swede in there.

C'mon Helen!
We have BOOF.

>Go to /jp/ for the first time
>people are talking about the Touhou character's vaginas

OH U GUYS

>>6860889
You say that like it's a problem.

Helen, you should live up to everyone's expectations and show them how cool you are.

Do it.

>>6860889

You should recognise a valid and respectable science when you see it.

What? Just had a class on methodology applyable only to the study of feminism in Euro WoW today. By a doctor of philosophy nonetheless!

>>6860895
No not a problem. You guys really like Maribel and Renko don't you? Aya seems to be popular as well...
>>6860916
I'm impressed, /jp/.

>>6860916
>Feminism
>Euro WoW
Interesting College environment.

Since the tank threads are completely gone, here's the mumble info in case anyone is interested.

server: la.midnightgaming.net
port: 5012
password: herpaderp59

We don't talk just about tanks, but various things. Either way, we have some interesting very late-night conversations.

>>6860932

Well, it's a game design programme. Swedish universities are prohibited by law from running pure masterclasses or something, so they had to stick in something academic.

>>6860942
>Completely Gone
It's on a hiatus, since no point in recruiting people if their tanks will just get removed in a month.

>>6860916
Who are you and why is everyone saying you have been on here forever but I've never seen you for my three years on this damn board?

Explain yourself, or not.

>>6860980
You may be going blind.

>>6853463
That's a weird fetish you got there. How do you get aroused by that?
Well, to each his own.

>>6860997
Thats not my fetish.

It doesn't have anything to do with shota, food, lolis, or Momiji.

How did those go from a "What does your favorite Touhou's vagina smell like" to a tripfag circlejerk so quickly?

>>6861007
Why are you writing them then? It seemed like you were used to describe those scenes. I hope it's not experience.

>>6861030
I should really have a disclaimer for these things.

No, it wasn't based on personal experience or otherwise subconscious desire. That was the SDM story.

Oh how I want a Loli vampire to bite chunks of me, then be raped by a Magician, a Chinese woman, and then have that same loli Vampire cover my genitals in delicious prepared breakfast.

>>6861030

Practice? Indulgence? Whim?
Speak of which, how are the backround stories coming along?

>>6860980

Different specific interests?

I dont know how to explain this very well, but I need to get it off my chest. I know for a fact that Noel Vermilion's vagina smells exactly like my sisters.

Now, I've never smelled either of them, but this is one of those things where you just instinctualy know. "If I could smell both of their vagina's, I'm sure they would smell and feel exactly the same.

>>6861189
Probably, wait, how many topics does /jp/ have? Touhou, radio, MMO of the month, VNs...

Oh well.

>>6861189
I've had some requests, some awkward, but I'm probably going to write up a Tengu story after the one I'm working on.

>>6861228

Is Sojobo still around?

>>6861258
I don't think I'll have him as a character, but Lord Tenma definitely.

>>6861284

I see. Just curious since I haven't been able to get a definite answer as to whether Sojobo is considered a "historical youkai" or whether he is thought to be alive today.

>>6861321
Actually, I think I just thought of a story, give me a second and I'll write this down in my Ideas document.

>>6861258

>>6860942
>everyone talking about dicks and how they'll spam something on the mic when adolf comes in
>adolf comes in
>mfw they spam "aya chocking a dick" on the mic
>hitler almost throws a fit

I'm never going back there again.

>>6861551

I see.

>>6860872

What does 'friendzoned' mean?

Also, whiskey and fishcakes.

>>6861551
>>6861578
That didn't actually happen, though. We were talking about this video and how adorable it is; http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kz4ygS70UE0

>>6861578
Friendzoned generally means they were after a romantic relationship to be regarded only as "A good friend." with no chance of romance.

Regardless, tack for getting me to stop writing pornography for a bit to focus on something worthwhile. I'll work this idea out for a bit before posting anything, though.

>>6861578
>What does 'friendzoned' mean?


HAHAHAHAHAHA never thought I'd see that on /jp/ of all places

The friend zone is a myth: the truth is that it's just a polite rejection.

>>6861551
Yeah, okay. I admit that didn't actually happen.

I didn't even went in there, in fact. Deleting my post to prove it. I like the mumble you guys have set up. It's a nice idea, but I'd never muster the courage to go in there.

>>6861597

Well, I'm OLD.

>>6861590

Curious and thankful. Read a few posts back and got a bit worried the fishcakes might've set your mind to that side.

>>6861641
No no, I've got plenty of food porn on my plate dohoho with a story after Eientei for a Swedish gentleman.

>>6861636

We're not gonna eat your hams if that's what you asking. We're a friendly enough bunch.

>>6861641
No, stay out of mumble, we're all fucking autistic to the extreme, just read this sentence for god's sake!

>>6861666
>message trying to persuade me to come in
>post end in 666 triplas

I'm sorry for mentioning doubles and shit, but this is just too scarily coincidental.