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>Eirin
No thanks

I want this.

PCP?

>>6860846

Not enough cash, stranger.

THE SPICE MUST FLOW

>>6860841
Why not? She could easily whip something up to either increase your penis size, or change you into a little girl.

Plus you'd get to hang out with Reisen.

QUALITY THREAD

>>6860846
best handgun ever, too bad it used too much space.

Fuck off, Eirin.

>Got a lot of GOOD things on sale, stranger!

>>6860853
Don't like Eirin, sir? It's been a while since I've seen a thread about her.

WHAT'RE YA BUYIN'?

>>6860989
The more important quest is What are ya sellin?

I'm interested in your feet, Eirin, if that's what you mean...

rammingafistfullofpillsupyourass.jpg

>>6861043
Oddly arousing. I think its her expression.

>>6861043
boner.jpg

>>6861043
>rammingafistfullofpillsupyourass.jpg
I'm not sure what I was expecting

>>6861043
Those aren't suppositories.

>>6861006
You are forbidden from cumming on them.

>>6861052
I went in with no expectations, because I only skim-read the post before I clicked the link.
I thought "oh, it's a filename" but didn't think further than that.
I regret nothing

>>6860865
>Best Handgun
That's not a Deagle brand Deagle that shoots other Deagles.

>>6861043
>>6861064
If you read the box carefully it says mints.

I sense a Mentos commercial in the making.

>>6860865
What so special about that?

>>6861074
WOAH shit that's like a million times worse then pills.

Shit fuck, mints burn enough in your mouth I can't even comprehend the amount of pain that she is feeling right now.

>>6861074
Frisk.

Can Eirin make a drug like cocai but without the side-effects? That's be the fucking shits.

>>6861078
He probably means in RE4 like the rest of the thread is about.
It always annoyed me that I only ever managed to unlock the Handcannon in the GC version of the game and could never do it otherwise.

>>6860836
unless thats a drug than let me be between sanae or utsuho boobs at the size of pic, i dont think it interest me

>>6861078
If I remember correctly, when maxed out, it did the same damage as the starting shotgun, and handgun ammo is fucking abundant.

You could finish the game without anything else than that gun.

>>6861094
Reminds me, I haven't finished the game. Stopped at the part where I have to escort ashely and there are these goddamn regenerator shits everywhere and I only have handgun ammo and a green herb.

>>6861108
You can avoid most of them at that point. Just shoot at one of their legs then book it, otherwise it'll jump across the room at you. Unless you're at the Iron Maiden part.

>>6861094
It's too slow at shooting, prefered the next gun because of that.

>>6861094
> it did the same damage as the starting shotgun, and handgun ammo is fucking abundant.

Precisely. Although on your second playthrough you'd be able to afford the Thomspon machinegun which has double the firepower per bullet of the starting shotgun, is automatic, and has unlimited ammo making all other guns smalltime.

Would you paint Eirin's toenails with loving care for her?

>>6861126
No but I'd play doctor with her.

>>6861126
I would slowly caress each and every one of them before suddenly strapping her feet too some tickling machine and leaving her locked in the basement.

>>6861120
True, but after one playthrough or so, the Chigago Typewriter loses a lot of it's fun.
Though, which handgun you uses is pretty irrelevant in the end as you should really only be using it to set up for Kicks/Suplexes when there's more than one enemy around and knifing them wouldn't be prudent.

>>6861139
You monster

>>6861120
that's cheating

>>6861147
Well, I was originally going to slowly and torturously rip out her toenails, but then remembered my fetishes. You should thank me.

I recently learned I have a semi-fatal allergy to asprin, this thread made me remember that.

Posting carrots in an Eirin thread.

>>6861178
that doesn't seem like something you should forget.

>>6861079
At least they're not some Fisherman's Friend.

>>6861126
Well... if she asked me to, first I'd be like "wait what" but if she insisted, it's not like I'd turn down a request for help from a friend...

>>6861183
Reminded me would have been a better choice of words, but having your throat close from taking Alieve is terrible.

So which do you prefer? Eirin with stockings, or Eirin without stockings?

Leon ! Leon ! Tatsukete Leon !

>>6861225

Everyone is made better with stockings. Everyone. Even amputee girls.

>>6860865
With the stock it's so accurate it can replace a rifle in most cases. I did a few playthroughs in which I used no other gun.
Plus it's not like you're tight on space like in the previous games.

>>6861120

saddler, you're smalltime

>>6861225
I prefer her being dominated. Tied up, raped, abused, drugged, whatever. No mind-break, though.
The only thing hotter than role reversal is karmic justice, and this has both.

>>6861300
Thats not a very nice thing to do to her

>>6861299
Stop making me want to replay RE4, stupid sexy Leon and his stupid sexy jacket.

>>6861336
Isn't it, though?

Oh god, I played through RE4 14 times (not that it takes more than 2-3 hours after you did it a few times..) but now I'm starting to feel like playing again.
I really wish RE5 hadn't been such a disappointment...

>>6861380
The only thing I remember about 5 was punching a boulder during the last boss fight and thinking "What the fuck?"

>>6861394

There was a .gif of that somewhere. I wish I still had it.

>>6860836
i read that in the merchant voice.