/jp/ - Otaku Culture

I didn't imply any of those things

>implying you're from another board and not a regular /jp/ shitposter

I agree.

>>6860139
>Implying by being on this board that you aren't implying that you at least imply that you like at least one of those things

>>6860137
Why the butt anger OP? Did Jap bullies stole youre lunch when you were little?

>>6860146
None of those things are board related

>>6860149
>Implying yellow midgets with black spikey hair can bully anyone

>>6860146
what if I enjoy danmaku shooters?

I mostly agree with you, OP, but, what about Aikido?

Arguably the most powerful martial arts in Japan.

An Aikido practitioner is practically invincible, no one of any martial arts background can ever land a punch or kick on one.

Using the power of the attacker, the Aikido practitioner uses absolutely no energy to knock them down.

A fearsome martial arts it is

When people say "sage in all fields", they often leave out one.

I am here to correct that mistake.

>>6860149

Well they sure stole your english grammar books

>>6860156
fuck off, cancer!

>>6860158
>Implying Krav Maga isn't better

>>6860164
>Implying sage with an image does jack shit

>>6860158
Stop watching anime.

>>6860174
I believe you shouldn't underestimate Aikido. Now I know you may be thinking, "Why take a weakling martial art like Aikido seriously when I am learning Krav Maga?" I can see why you would think that, how can a peaceful martial arts like Aikido beat a powerful one like Krav Maga?

Well, I have a story to share with you.

Years ago, I was a KravMagaka, I thought I was the toughest kid in high school, I would pick fights, and kick ass. I was full of hate, until I picked a fight with the wrong dude. He was a Japanese exchange student, I still remember his name, Noboru Takeda.

I picked on him because of his hilarious and thick Japanese accent. I told him I was going to beat him so hard, he would go back to China(Yeah, I was a little racist prick.), he never said anything back, made me wanted to kick his ass even harder.

Well, here comes the fight. I threw men and do strikes, he dodged them like I was a mere white belt. I was tiring out and he knew, I saw the smirk on his face that made me raged hard. I put all my strength in one amazing tsuki, and he grabbed past it to my wrist and threw me over. My back smacked on the hard cement ground, and I was knocked out for who knows how long.

When I woke up I was in the school infirmary, I asked the nurse who brought me here, and you guessed it, Noboru Takeda. The next day, he wasn't at school, he was back in Japan, and I never got to thank him, for saving my life and showing me the light. I soon learned that he was an Aikidoka and have been practicing Aikido ever since to show my thanks to him.