Otaku wish to be with fujoshi...

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Anonymous Sun Jan 23 23:21:08 2011 No.6857525 [Reply] [Original]

Otaku wish to be with fujoshi...

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 23 23:22:08 2011 No.6857530 fujoshi do not wish to be with otaku

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 23 23:23:08 2011 No.6857532 >smelly disgusting fujoshi scum nope

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 23 23:28:08 2011 No.6857541 >>6857530 WHY!?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 23 23:29:08 2011 No.6857546 Nah. I'd rather just have a friends with benefits relationship with one where we sleep all day,wake up,have sex,eat then get on the computer for the rest of the day.

Anonymous Sun Jan 23 23:31:08 2011 No.6857554
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>Otaku wish to be with fujoshi.
NOPE.tga
I started watching anime back in '93. Mostly movies and OVA. I was sitting in english class and I heard some girl mention anime, which made me pay attention. I looked up and glanced over- typical blubbergut landwhale. Huge mouth, huge chip on the shoulder. when she wasn't going on about her sailor moon fanfiction she was going on about some hunk that was on TV.
I've been across the united states in the eighteen or so years since then, in different cities, different states, but one thing has remained the same: every single fujoshi I've seen is like that. fat, loud, obnoxious, and disgusting, both physically and socially.

I'd rather hit my dick with a hammer than "be with" a fujoshi.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 23 23:32:08 2011 No.6857557 >/a/ wish to be with fujoshi... Fixed and go back there.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 23 23:32:08 2011 No.6857558 nope QUALITY THREAD

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 23 23:36:08 2011 No.6857567 File: 32 KB, 346x309, ohmyaz.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6857554 >>6857532 i have a feeling some fujoshi read that and pic was her reaction. at least i hope so.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 23 23:39:08 2011 No.6857574 File: 145 KB, 350x385, fujoshi.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Most fujoshi follow this design dunno why... most weeaboos are moocows though///

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 23 23:39:08 2011 No.6857577 >>6857525 I wish japan would hurry up and invent persocoms. Which reminds me, I need to start saving money.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 23 23:41:08 2011 No.6857586 >>6857567 I guess she's just gonna have to ~deal with it~

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 23 23:43:08 2011 No.6857589 >>6857577 they have they are called little sisters

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 23 23:44:08 2011 No.6857592 >>6857554 Ones in Canada werent bad (at least a few years ago when I was in highschool) Thing is, they watched shit anime. Other than that most were completely flat, skinny and normal height.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 23 23:48:08 2011 No.6857603 you'll find a large gamut of anime fans at convention ranging from hambeasts, socially awkward, average nondescript, above average, and even a few pretty ones. fujos generally range from hambeast to average though.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 23 23:52:08 2011 No.6857608 File: 140 KB, 589x1000, 1264125279056.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6857603 >socially awkward

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 23 23:54:08 2011 No.6857616 >>6857608 fujoshi?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 23 23:55:08 2011 No.6857623 File: 16 KB, 320x235, 1265585241027.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6857616 no

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 23 23:56:08 2011 No.6857626 >>6857589 explain

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 23 23:56:08 2011 No.6857630 >>6857616 any in this the=reaf

Anonymous Sun Jan 23 23:57:08 2011 No.6857631

You do realise that fujoshi have acclimatized to the fact that the ideal boy must have the ability to be gorgeous, ever loving, tsundere or slightly yandere and be able to produce 10 orgasms in a single session, right?
Which no-one browsing a chan fulltime will ever be.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 23 23:57:08 2011 No.6857635 >>6857603 this is true, though sadly most of them are underage and afraid of actual human males not unlike male otakus are afraid of human females

Anonymous Sun Jan 23 23:59:08 2011 No.6857644

>>6857631
You do realise that otaku have acclimatized to the fact that the ideal girl must have the ability to be gorgeous, ever loving, tsundere or slightly yandere and be able to produce 10 orgasms in a single session, right?
Which no-one browsing a chan fulltime will ever be.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 23 23:59:08 2011 No.6857646 >>6857608 mai waifu

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 24 00:04:08 2011 No.6857669 >>6857644 I get it. You took what he said and turned it around to mean something else.

>>	mugenjohncel !yr1UNCLEyo Mon Jan 24 00:06:08 2011 No.6857675 File: 347 KB, 1920x1200, mokona.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Hey OP is that by any chance... a really hairy MOKONATA?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 24 00:09:08 2011 No.6857677 >>6857631 >the ability to be gorgeous, ever loving, tsundere or slightly yandere and be able to produce 10 orgasms in a single session, right? Looks are subjective, but I'm pretty sure I've got this nailed. Too bad I'm not into females.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 24 00:10:08 2011 No.6857680 >>6857669 That's why OP's and all the thread that follow them are redundant and should be deleted promptly - looking for a ideal partner on 4chan is like looking in a church for an ideal babysitter.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 24 00:16:08 2011 No.6857700 ｌｅｓｓ　ｔｒｏｌｌｓ

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 24 00:22:08 2011 No.6857709 Nah, both sides seem pretty damn content with their waifus/husbandos from what I've seen. At least, I wouldn't be able to betray my darling Giulio. ;_;

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 24 00:28:08 2011 No.6857723 File: 139 KB, 500x533, f15c88036d26426585b3fbc749a3c445.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6857574 haha dont kid yourself. I think this picture does them more service.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 24 00:28:08 2011 No.6857725 Several people in this thread don't understand that there is a huge difference between weeaboo and fujoshi.

Anonymous Mon Jan 24 00:30:08 2011 No.6857730

>>6857631

I can do this, but I'm short and have a soft voice so I'm not very masculine. If I had a narrow frame I could be a god-tier trap.

Sadly, 99 times out of 100 a woman will choose an unwashed bad boy over a soft and gentle plushboy. Even if she just got done crying her face off over how badly her last thug BF treated her.

That's what the internet is for though, I don't really need women in my life to be happy.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 24 00:33:08 2011 No.6857738 >>6857725 Fujoshi is originally meant to refer to yaoi fangirls who surf porn all day instead of finding a boyfriend. Think like the female equivalent of /jp/.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 24 00:41:08 2011 No.6857767 >>6857554 Hm and I thought you guys would be desperate enough to ignore the look of a person. I think you waifu would be disappointed

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 24 00:42:08 2011 No.6857769 No.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 24 00:43:08 2011 No.6857771 >>6857767 Looks are the only thing real women have going for them, sadly.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 24 00:45:08 2011 No.6857776 >>6857738 >yaoi no.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 24 00:45:08 2011 No.6857775 File: 14 KB, 259x258, Giulio5.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6857709 >>6857709 BROFIST TO THE HIGH HEAVENS

Anonymous Mon Jan 24 00:45:08 2011 No.6857781

>>6857771
The main reason why I don't want to get together with a girl is because of their fucking stupid moodswings and silly emotional explosions over something nobody but her cares about.

I see this happen in every relationship, how do people cope with that shit?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 24 00:47:08 2011 No.6857789 >>6857781 Most people just deal with it.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 24 00:56:08 2011 No.6857819 >>6857781 I think that's the reason why a majority of the couples break up. The average man can't deal with that for too long, he'll get bored of it.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 24 00:59:08 2011 No.6857826 >>6857819 Men must have had it good when women had no right to talk back. ;_;

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 24 01:02:08 2011 No.6857836 >this thread 1. go to Japan;learn Japanese 2.go comiket 3.woo CARNELIAN 4.profit

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>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 24 01:07:08 2011 No.6857855 >>6857781 Vagina helps.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 24 01:09:08 2011 No.6857863 >>6857675 I laughed more than I should have.

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Anonymous Mon Jan 24 01:17:08 2011 No.6857909

hell no. I was friends with a few back in highschool and they were all fat ugly cows with bad personalities. I've never been to a con in NA but i have been to comiket a few times and most girls there seem to have average looks at best. Quite a few cosplayers on the other hand a pretty hot, however of the few i've talked to none of them have any otaku related hobbies except cosplay so basically they are just attention whores.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 24 01:17:08 2011 No.6857907 File: 336 KB, 930x1452, 3256907.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Fujoshis only like shotas though

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>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 24 01:18:08 2011 No.6857910 File: 56 KB, 600x865, Japanesegirlfriend.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 24 01:20:08 2011 No.6857919 >>6857819 >>6857781 Is this "wisdom" coming from any actual experience? If not, from where are you asspulling this?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 24 01:20:08 2011 No.6857921 File: 3 KB, 203x219, 1291443564038.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6857907 So do I

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 24 01:22:08 2011 No.6857927 File: 65 KB, 400x368, 1294523820603.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 24 01:24:08 2011 No.6857933 File: 188 KB, 550x550, 1295245040686.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 24 01:25:08 2011 No.6857941 File: 131 KB, 900x922, 13237598.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6857907 Trap shotas are okay, but I prefer dem ossans. Have a look at my husbando.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 24 01:26:08 2011 No.6857943 I would be willing to support a female shut-in as long as she let me cuddle with her and have sex with her.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 24 01:27:08 2011 No.6857948 >>6857941 Looks like he is about to keel over. HOT

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 24 01:28:08 2011 No.6857950 >>6857943 Really? Where are you from? What is your profession?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 24 01:30:08 2011 No.6857956 >>6857950 Enchanter tailoring /soc/

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 24 01:31:08 2011 No.6857963 >>6857956 Don't think you can afford another mouth to feed, then. ;_;

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 24 01:33:08 2011 No.6857969 >>6857963 That wasn't me! I make enough to support another person. But you have to be at least a little cute, too.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 24 01:34:08 2011 No.6857972 File: 413 KB, 1024x724, 13169798.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Need more shota

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 24 01:34:08 2011 No.6857973 >>6857963 I certainly can though.... I make a shitload, and I live alone in a three bedroom house. But I don't want a stinking fujoshi; I want a palmtop tiger. ;_;

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 24 01:35:08 2011 No.6857977 >>6857973 Dont set your expectations too high anon...

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 24 01:36:08 2011 No.6857982 >>6857969 Female shut in being cute? Good luck with that. Find yourself a neet that is running low on her trust fund and too lazy to get a job

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