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Hey, /jp/,

I really need a waifu. How do I choose one? Or does the waifu choose you? Tips would be appreciated.

Yandere preferred. I don't know if Touhou has any.

>> No.6853674

Do you choose the person you fall in love with? Nope, you don't.
Same goes for waifus. You just fall in love with them. Unless you're one of those retarded children who want to fit in and post their "waifus" on those waifu threads that happen every so often on /a/.

>> No.6853678

Become 2D and get rid of your eyes. Waifus love dudes with no eyes.

>> No.6853681

It just happens.

>> No.6853692

If you don't care about love, hook up with some random 3D girl instead.

>> No.6853697

I do care about love. Oh well, guess I'll just have to stay ronery then...thanks.

>> No.6853711
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6853711

This is my waifu. She is blind. No stealing.

>> No.6853712

I believe in love!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j6yCbIFHLKA

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>>6853711
excellent taste bro

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6853736

My waifu is sometimes yan-yan. But usually she's dere-dere. <3

>> No.6853757

>>6853678
Best tip I've read this year!

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