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ITT we give advice.

Your chances of survival will increase if you remember to put on your armor and consider people who fight for their friends as potential threats.

>> No.684313
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684313

Hold the shift key for focused movement.

>> No.684317
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684317

Tengu cannot transmit venereal diseases and are fertile only once a year, go for broke.

>> No.684327
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684327

Remember to send your wife back to the kitchen whenever she gives you lip.

>> No.684330
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684330

Cream stew isn't nearly as good as you might think. It tastes of salty milk and coins.

>> No.684334
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684334

Once in a while, we are all the slowest poke. Give sauce liberally.

>> No.684342
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684342

Always play a nice guy facade in public. Later on you may do anything as you please, in the shadows, while under no suspicions for as long as you are undetected.

>> No.684359
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684359

If you can code challenging video games and compose wonderful music, don't feel bad if you can't draw for beans and ask one of your many fans for assistance.

>> No.684365
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684365

SPRING IS HERE!

>> No.684367
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684367

Remember, people die if they are killed.

>> No.684370

Remember that you are the strongest.

>> No.684384
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684384

Always remember to choose the most dangerous choices in life if you wish to succeed.

>> No.684390
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684390

They say practice makes perfect. But not everyone is cut out to be, say, a singer, no matter how much try, because the person who has a natural talent for it will always shine brighter.

>> No.684404
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684404

Ask Shiki about the ribbon.

>> No.684406
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684406

You were born exactly two generations early for the age of sexbots. It's funny, really.

>> No.684417
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684417

Life's a gamble, don't let those opportunities pass you by.

>> No.684422
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684422

You always spill strawberry jam on the one you love.

>> No.684432
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684432

If you are a female, remember to get wet enough before you have the guy put it in.

>> No.684447
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684447

There is only one way to deal with bullies

>> No.684452
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>>684390

That's a god damned lie! ...I'll make it big someday, you'll see!!

>> No.684458
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684458

Do NOT pursue Lu Bu!

>> No.684470
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684470

Every single one of us owns at least one Katana, but if you walk around with the damn thing like an idiot you will be arrested.

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684474

Carefully plan your moves.

>> No.684477

>>684458

ITT hold the fuck up, loli lu bu? Where is this from?

>> No.684488
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684488

When dealing with women, life usually screws you.

>> No.684493

>>684477
Forgot your slowking.jpg

>> No.684502
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684502

Kid, she is trying to tell you something.

>> No.684515
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684515

Never forget this.

>> No.684517
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684517

If you search porn on a computer others use, remember to clear the data of sites you have been to.

>> No.684522

>>684515
Oh god the memories...

>> No.684528
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684528

Shiki, be careful when feeding curry to Ciel.

>> No.684549
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684549

Don't underestimate Yang Wenli's strength, regardless of how strong you think you are.

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684554

Sex makes babies, you should remember that.

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>> No.684594

>>684554
wait, what?

>> No.684595

>>684571

What was this from anyways?

>> No.684597
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684597

Go to class.

>> No.684614
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684614

Threatening people with a knife and holding up a sign that says 'GO TO HELL' is _not_ how to successfully catch a ride while hitchhiking.

>> No.684644
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684644

Remember, WEAR A CONDOM.

>> No.684670
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684670

Don't forget, its 9-1-1.

>> No.684679

>>684670
>>Don't forget, its 9-1-1.
Not where I live.

>> No.684686
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684686

Don't eat chocolate while chewing gum.

>> No.684696

>>684644
Truly
Thank you very much, anon.

>> No.684715

>>684686
I'LL PROVE YOU WRONG

>> No.684718

>>684686

Actually, you could wait until the chocolate melts, then it'd be like eating chocolate syrup.

Fucking delicious with spearmint.

>> No.684722

>>684644
I wonder what ever happened with Anonymous of Seven...?

>> No.684726

>>684715
Take pics!

>> No.684735

>>684334
Fucking NO.

>> No.684748
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684748

Don't turn off the light.

>> No.684807
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684807

Don't cosplay.
Just...don't.

>> No.687101

In the end, we live again.

>> No.687117

Do not kill people because when you do people will die.

>> No.687143
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687143

Always pose whenever your Nazi friend is killed by ancient vampire Aztecs.

>> No.687148
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687148

Nuclear weapons solve everything.

>> No.687154

Always assume there is a hot naked childhood friend bathing in YOUR bathroom, therefore knock 4-5 times in each door before opening.

>> No.687236
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687236

When circumstances seem too good to be true...

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687353

Dialogue can be so bad it's good.

>> No.687394

>>687236
...then they usually are, right?

She gon' get raped

>> No.687438

>>687394
It's XRation. There are no tender lovings.

>> No.687456

>>687438

Well, there was that one time...

>> No.687461

>>684474
slowpoke.jpg, but sauce?

>> No.687482
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687482

Don't jump out of the time continuum just to kill your past self because you're still out of the fucking time continuum.

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687529

>>687482
Also: Intending on killing yourself in the past because of an ideal you admit to finding beautiful is usually a waste of time, as you're bound to be reminded of just how beautiful you found it watching yourself.. you narcisistic bastard.

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687534

Your father loves his son better than you.

>> No.687539

>>687534 his ADOPTED son

Fix'd for painful truth.

>> No.687558

>>687534

Well, in all fairness, she was a magic sperm demon or something.

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>>687534
"Yay! Oh, I heard I have a sister! Is that true!?"

"*laughing* No it isn't, Shirou."

>> No.687620

>>687566

I laughed. Hard. Does that make me a horrible person?

>> No.687629

>>687620
You're a horrible person.

>> No.687630

>>687558
I'm pretty sure he had sex with her mom and that's how she was created.

>> No.687692

>>684474
MOTHERFUCKING SAUCE

>> No.687707

>>687692

Three Sisters Story.

>> No.687709

>>687692
Tsuki ~Possession~, and you deserve to play that horrible game for asking like a retard.

>> No.687736

>>687456
Yeah right...

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>>684292
>consider people who fight for their friends as potential threats.

I support this thread.

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