/jp/ - Otaku Culture

You can't. He thinks you're ugly.

2/10

>>>/soc/

kigurumi or go home

also, reported

Break up with him and get an real alpha male.

This smells like copypasta.

School Uniform.

Stop being a fat, ugly troll.

Dump his silly weeaboo ass, he'll be happier with 2D anyway.

Goodness, you guys are critical...
Not fat.

>>>/cgl/

>>6829208
Are you SURE you want to know?

/jp/ - Guaranteed replies.

Of course I want to knowwwwwww

>>6829208
>>>/cgl/

>>6829208
>>6829232
>>6829250

OP's pic would be hotter if it was Jun.

You can cosplay as his favorite character, but that's about it

You can also try calling him onii-chan before he's about to cum

>>>/a/44893575

Dye your hair blue

>>6829302
>>You can also try calling him onii-chan before he's about to cum

Instant boner when imagining that happening to myself.

>Half-Asian
The worse type of mongrel. There's no hope for you.

This one normal (Kind of, I, no lie, like 2 years later she had slight autism, I always thought she was just immature) Was rooting around in my closet and found a .......Konata mask that I won from a magazine. It wasn't like, a real hardcore mask, just something that wraps around...DON'T JUDGE ME. Anyway she was like, what is this.
"it's a mask"
"Oh...do you like this?"
..."sure, why the fuck where you in my closet"
"Do you want me to wear it?"
"...what"
"Do you want me to....wear it for you?"
...
And so I had sex with konata. I can never look at her the same.

Don't know why I was reminded of this, stop trolling op.

>>6829208
What's sad is I know this one guy who has a filipino girlfriend (just because she is Asian) and you sound exactly like her. Can't wait till he cheats on her.

/a/' is sending burnable garbage over here again? Well fine, I'll give you /jp/'s answer.

You're a horrible girlfriend, what your boyfriend wants isn't to have sex with an anime girl. It is, in actuality a cry for help, as he is trapped in a society that does not understand his desires, and neither do you apparently.
You see, what he wants, more then anything, is to be the little girl and get banged hard by a 10 inch cock. So get him a cute, frilly dress, a pair of cute panties to match and a wig if he has short hair. Then go get yourself a strap on, a big one with bumps and ridges, trust me, he'll thank you in the morning.

Dress him up and style his hair/wig accordingly, don't forget to use ribbons. Lastly touch him up with a bit of makeup, try not to overdo it, but depending on his facial features, you may have your work cut out for you.
Once that is done, equip the strap on and have fun.

pa buffs po? 5555555555555555

>>6829348
ended up with a girl fucking a touhou-like boy. op's bf got weird fetishes huh?

>>6829452
Everyone does, they just don't know it yet. You work with what you got.

Nobody even called troll yet?