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Bowler hat

I got a brain damage, didn't I?

A combination of every hat in Gensokyo.

I would wear a gas mask.

Then I would search for artifacts. It would be just another day in the zone, getting transported to Gensokyo.

You know that nice hat that Naoto wears in Persona 4, kinda looks like a detective hat? I want a hat like that. Rather, I have a hat like that and wish it transferred across with me.

>>6820830

Would it really matter, as far as you can tell it is all real and you can stay there forever as a fairy, miscellaneous youkai, or magical human! Why stop at hats, imagine all you could be and the powers you'd have!

I shall be a commissar.

picture related.

I could join the hags with this one.

Now THAT is a summer uniform right there.

A Fez, Fez's are cool!

Dress as slutty as you can OP.

This or poo poo hat.

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ATTOPHAT

This, and to do one better the incident I started involved asking the various groups to a game of baseball but Reimu wasn't picked for a team so she gets mad.

>>6820941
I think Reimu would be more than happy to sit around at her shrine instead of playing baseball.

You'd probably need to construct a giant baseball stadium right next to the shrine (or even on the shrine grounds) for her to get pissed off.

>>6820950
And thus we have the plot of TH 13

>>6820827
I would wear 2 hats: 4-square hat with pattern suitable for new touhou girl, and second one would the same as Yukaris hat with ribbons

and op please dont worry i did try to create portal last night too and failed ;_;

>>6820852
Hey fellow stalker! I would join you too in triumphant march of duty into glory and future!

A Fedora with ribbons, at least one flower, and a giant "Press" Kanji medallion sorta like shikeki's. It would be a cacophony of color.

Gensokyso needs a token minority (and no, Meiling doesn't cut it). Few things are more American than this.

WWII Steel GI helmet.

It will confer upon me the powers of the lead man in any American WWII action movie.

>>6821174

But you are the little girl!

A Fedora. A fucking Fedora, bitches. As the smoke from my cigar curls away into the rain hammering down on the padoga roof, I contemplate the dame giving me the evil eye. Just more trouble, dames, which makes this town the eye of the kimchee storm. Doesn't it fucking figure.

They say there's been another "incident," which means there's trade for a private dick like me. Hell, with the number of knickers in this town there might be trade for a dick either way, catch my drift.

I snap open my Ruger Redhawk, check the loads. The .44 magnum shells are still snug and dry.

Time to go to work.

>>6821187

So?

EVA helmet.

Best protection against facehuggers!

A batman hood, I'd be the goddamn batman in Gensokyo. I'd take shit from no one.

bumping for gensokyo portal thread in disguise

>>6821246

You realise that a facehugger broke the faceplate of one in the very first movie, right?

@OP
Reported. Honestly, do you think creating threads in /jp/ which obviously belong in /v/ are going to make you any less of a betafags?

Okay, maybe not in the outside, but in the inside you are.

Enjoy your thread deletion.

>>6822031

Gensokyo threads always belong into /jp/
/jp/ - Gensokyo and Suicide General.

This is a accessory a fine gentlemen ever needed if he got into Gensokyo.

Man, living in ancient Ur must've been awesome. You got to wear a silly hat, the king got to wear a silly hat, even the deities got to wear silly hats. And the amount of silliness on the hats literally determined their ranks, deities with one or two pairs of horns on their hats were low-ranked while the supreme ones wore a cap with four pairs of horns.

>>6822053

Ryan really needs to make a Gensokyo bleach portal.