/jp/ - Otaku Culture

But Eva-Beatrice, you're my waifu.

Yeah, but at least I'm not from a terribly written piece of garbage.

Your husband is dead

Your son is dead

Your whole family is dead

Why don't you just give up and die?

To busy trying to read white text on a white image to care.

>>6814463

Protip: it's a flashing gif

>>6814456

Oh yeah? I have a car. Do you have a car?

I bet you couldn't even get a car to Rockin' Island.

No matter what you say, you'll always be the #1 ally.

>>6814456

Yep, every single person on /jp/ is a fucking virgin, lmao!

>>6814464

With ten tons of gold she can buy ten new families

OP = yRan
Seriously...this is why we shouldn't 100+ reply to troll threads.

too bad I'm taking it easy

>>6814507
yRan read Umineko? I thought he didn't knew shit about /jp/.

>>6814520

No, I watched the anime, but am downloading a VN too as I'm posting here!

>>6814520
Probably just a random /a/ pic. Dunno though, you could be right. Just it's too convenient.

>>6814464
>Your husband is ugly and dead

>Your son is fat and dead

>Your whole family is greedy, delusional and dead

>Your nephew is delusional and doesn't love you

>The society hates you

>Why don't you just give up and die?

Fixed for accuracy

I thought I had to bite my belly-button first.

>>6814507

THE GOLDEN WITCH NEEDS NO FAGGY TRIPCODES. Y U MAD?

I enjoyed Umineko but OP is a faggot.

>>6814570
Faggot because he speaks the truth?

Why is the truth so painful, dear? Why?
You refuse to face the fact that you're some 40+ no life virgin retard, that is ugly, never had a girlfriend and lives in his 70 yo mother's basement? Am I right? Y/Y

I'm starting to think this Ryan guy is actually butthurt and not just trolling.

>>6814604
Were you here yesterday? If so, you should know the answer.

>>6814622
I was, but I couldn't believe anyone could be that stupid and assumed it was purely trolling.

>>6814622
Not the same guy, but I wasn't. What did he do yesterday?

>>6814631
He made threads on several other boards asking people to be his personal army and raid /jp/, lulz were had.

>>6814597
Welcome you must be new
Everyone knows that /jp/ gives a plain shit about 3DPD and social life, we take it easy without chores playing our Danmaku and VN all day erry and imagine having a beautyfull loving waifu.

Why don't you also try to take it easy?
Life can be so much more relaxed, no family problems no stress and a life we enjoy day for day.

>>6814639
I did nothing except the fact that I owned and intellectually checkmated ignorant people posting on /jp/, newcommers and people who were invading this board.
Simple as that.

>>6814647
>lulz were had.
but were they epic lulz?

>>6814652

>>6814655
>arc.jpg
It's funny because Arc is black.

>>6814639
To make a long story short, he got so fucking buttdevastated by /jp/ he became autistic and decided to stay to "troll" us in revenge.

Also he got banned at least three times. Point and laugh at him.

>>6814652
>intelectually checkmated
yRan is Erika.

>>6814679

Erika doesn't checkmate, she holds down and rapes.

>>6814684
Lmao!

>>6814652
It's so silly how you are doing this over and over again. I did not even need to read the thread, to know that you look nothing more than a fool.

In fact, I will go so far as to say that you are in fact the NEWFAG here. Just go away, before you just continue to come off as a jackass.

You think you are winning, but you are so ignorant to the culture here. Why don't you just piss off and go back to gaia or wherever you came from? If you don't, we might have to get... nasty >:3

>>6814751
It's exactly that! We would not say something as harsh and callous as an internet acronym. Besides. Those are for children and people who have autism.

I will give you an example of how to do something so that you do not look like a fool--use subtlely.

Like, say "oh wow, that was a bad attempt." Did you notice how it wasn't so harsh? Now you try it : )

>>6815220

Oh, threats now? Where are you from, fucktard? Do you wanna strip to the waist and fight in an alley like two men?

Samefag: the thread

>>6815257
silly monsha you are not gundams

>HEY /jp/,

>YOUR WAIFUS ARE FICTIONAL AND YOU'LL NEVER KNOW THE TOUCH OF A REAL WOMAN

>ALSO I HAVE TEN TONS OF GOLD AND YOU DON'T, SO WHY DON'T YOU JUST GIVE UP AND DIE~?
fixed.

>>6815250
Heh, your underdeveloped childish mind interpreted advice as a threat. Since you clearly did not understand what I said, and are taken-aback that someone is now on the higher ground, I will extend a helping hand and explain what you did wrong.

You see, you are not supposed to challenge people to fights on here. It is uncouth and more barbarian' than most people on here would like to be. Now, I can tell you want to fit in--I was like you once, and wasn't able to do things the correct way. Everyone shunned me, and simply because I was the "spaz". You are the same way. In order to get out of this, you need to pull up your pants, grit your teeth, and act like everyone else. And that's the way it's going to be everywhere, not just on /jp/ or 4chan or wherever, so remember that, kid -^.~-

I just hope I could help. -^.~-

>>6815284
>>6815250
>>6815234
>>6815220
>>6814652
>>6814597
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>>6814528

samefagging for attention.

>>6815284
So you say that I should act like everyone else here? I've been doing that all day. Acting hostile towards everyone like a typical /jp/faggot, that's what I was doing. And it feels like I've spent years on this board already, I basically now know how you people function. And you're all obsessed with your imaginary waifus which is the saddest thing I have ever encountered on 4chan, ever!

>>6815339
Personally I find normals who judge the value of their lives by how many times they'd had sex far more pathetic.

>>6815339
Even if you took off your trip, nobody with half a brain in their head would ever mistake you for an actual /jp/ regular. We might mistake you for a run of the mill retard trying to act like a /jp/ regular, though.

>>6815339
My waifu is a model. What now?

>>6815349
Yes, it probably is pathetic! Both waifu and this are very pathetic.


Also, are you >>6815284?

>>6814456
Hey.

Eva-Beatrice.

Guess what.

>>6815339
>>6815339
Baka.

Again, you are misinterpreting what I am saying. Simply because I state something to do in an exact manner, it does not mean that you are supposed to follow it, pins and needles. Besides, it's not even like you're doing _that_. You're acting all happy-go-lucky and whatnot, and not even acting sarcastic and witty. It's as though you are not even trying at all!

>and you're all attracted to cartoon characters

Uh huh, as if that was weird. Did you know that everyone in Nihongo is attracted to cartoon characters too? If you did, you would not have stepped out of line with a line as dumb as the one that you just dropped. Because back in the old days when this was Japan/General, we all knew to love Japan or else we'd get hated on. But yeah. If you don't learn this quick, sorry to say, but you'll probably get thrown out. So take my word for it.

>>6815413
>Baka

Normally I'm pretty tolerant and chill. I don't care if you use emotions, tripcodes, avatars, whatever.

But THIS. Is too much

Get Out.

>>6815432
Using emoticons is much worse than saying baka. You've got your priorities all mixed up.

>>6815413
No one can throw me out of this board, NO ONE.
Also you have some point, and posted something that was right, I guess! You should be a tripbro, so I can recognize you the next time you post.

>>6815432
The one who is irritated by the term "baka" is the baka.

>>6815435
Emotions have use for clarifying tone in the purely textual communication that exists on the internet.

Faggotry like random Japanese words in your post have no excuse.

>>6815443
>Emotions have use for clarifying tone in the purely textual communication that exists on the internet.
No they don't. They have use for pointing out who is just some person from animesuki, or gaia, or some other place on the internet that isn't an acceptable place to visit.

You sound like someone who probably doesn't even know any Japanese, not even kana. Like you're from some other board with emoticons everywhere but you fly into a rage when there's anything "weeaboo".

Not that I approve of people saying baka.

>>6815438
>you should use a tripcode like a motherfucking traitor

How dare you even suggest such an act, one of sheer terrorism even! I am LEGION. I will NOT post a using a tripcode, EVER. Do you know what this IMPLICATES, MORTAL? I will be REJECTED by ALL of my friends on here, on 4chan and IRL.

You probably do not know the story, so I will tell it to you: One day there was a man named Guy Fawkes. He was a man of british descent, but lived in America, near the white house, I think. Now, he was a very smart man, and loved to socialize (he was very good at it), but he couldn't because, well, his face was burned off. Or something.

Anyway, he took down the british government in America and blew up the white house. Along with brad pitt, he's pretty much the most famous person on 4chan aside from moot or something. You should really check into it if you want to find out more and fit in.

But I digress. I will not post using a tripcode. It is wrong, and frankly, against my moral conduct as well. As a great anon once said: "We may all be internet hate machines, but we must stay true to our roots; we must blend in at all costs. Then, and only then can we hurt the denizens of the internet as much as possible."

I truly hope you understand now, why I cannot use a tripcode, anon.


But if you want to "recognize" me so much, you can just add me on MSN -^.~-

jrichardhess@hotmail.com

>>6815530

I added you, bro.

>>6814493

Get the fuck out of here. Now. We can all see how ranged and mad you are. You sound like a fucking moron. Kill yourself.

>>6815443
"Tell me, when books are only text, why do they have no trouble conveying emotions without emoticons?" asked Anonymous. "Emoticons are not needed. They're only an indicator of the underaged."

>>6815465
>that isn't an acceptable place to visit.

Sounds like /jp/!