/jp/ - Otaku Culture

All Touhous have to be lesbians right? Since men don't seem to exist in that world?

>>6801821

It's because Suika says so.
And Oni don't lie.

>>6801832
This is one way I can fap to my waifu.
Homosexuality is a miracle of the universe.

>>6801821
I hate you all

>>6801832
source?

>>6801843
Look at the bottom of the image.

>>6801840

Everybody is gay in Gensokyo. No exceptions.

>>6801840
Get that halfie away from Komachi's Yama.

>>6801821
No. There are men in Touhouverse.

And they have healthy sexual relations with Touhous on a regular basis.

That's why there are so many Touhou doujins and faceless men. Also, ZUN confirmed that there are as many guys as there are girls in Gensokyo.

Your illusion has been destroyed.

>>680188
O someones mad.

>>6801877
Nope
>>6801886
You missed

>>6801880
Nice delusion you got there.

Are there any doujins where Komachi gets mad? She seems like one of those characters who you don't want to piss off.

>>6801904
I want a doujin where Rinnouske fucks Youki or cho-Marisa.

Where the fuck is that?

>>6801913

No idea. I could go for one with Cho-Marisa strangely enough even though I don't really fap to that sort of thing.

>>6801837
What do you fantasize about when you're masturbating to her, then? Finding yourself in the body of a cute young maiden and having her teach you how two girls can act as lovers? Do you think yourself as a blushing girl, inexperienced with your own now-female body and even scared of the warmth you feel deep inside you whenever your skin brushes against hers? Do you imagine her molesting your small breasts or exploring your forbidden regions, making you let out girlish moans and enjoying your reaction as your soft, feminine voice surprises you? Or rubbing your small, delicate body against hers until you both come, and falling asleep in her embrace while she gently pats your head and ruffles your hair? Do you think about how daily life would be with the two of you living together as girls, acting as sisters during the day and lovers during the night? About how she'd dress you up as the cute girl you now are, under the pretense of "helping you get used to your new life", only to have you wear those frilly dresses in bed while she teaches you the pleasures of being a girl after the sun sets? Or the baths you'd no doubt take together, with you admiring her ample figure while she teases you about your washboard chest?

That's what I do, every day.

>>6801936
I haven't fapped in 5 days, fuck you.

>>6801941
I need to fap everyday or I cant take it easy. I average around twice a day though.
My dream is to have a yukkuri as a pet to use as a fucktoy every day. I'm sure we'd both enjoy it. I mean, imagine how tight those things are.

>>6801936

That past made me DAW more than anything. It sounds adorable.

>>6801880

That doesn't contradict with anything Suika said, so it's fine I guess.

Male Touhou sex up other male Touhous while female Touhous mingle with females.

>>6801964

>Yukkuris are fictional creatures created by the fanbase of the Touhou video game series. They consist of the (usually) disembodied heads of various characters from Touhou, which are somehow able to move about, speak, and eat, despite the fact that they are only heads.

How do you a yukkuri?

>>6801936

That reminds me of a strange fantasy I have...I'd like to be Remilia and have Sakuya floss my teeth while we rub together. I have sensitive gums and despite disliking pain, I seem to enjoy the soreness from flossing. I can't get this out of my head for some reason.

>>6801976
Uh, okay.

Whatever floats your boat buddy, I'll add it to my to-do list if thats what you're in to.

>>6801973
They have a mouth dont they? You dont think friend.

Any other orifices would be great too, as they're often depicted pissing.

>>6801990

I'll probably do it myself. I don't write often and need practice. In all honesty I don't see many tooth related fetishes, although it's understandable.

ITT people in denial that their touhous have sex with other men

>>6802019
Sounds like your the one in denial.

>>6802019
>With other men.
>Other men.
>Touhous are men.

Oh man, I think I'm a genius.

Sure is /u/ in here.

>>6802096

/jp/ is Touhou/General

Everything touhou related is fine

>>6802040
Id like to order one of whatever shes serving.

>>6802096

Touhou consists of a horde of raging lesbians.
They probably frequent /u/ themselves.

>>6802214

I try not to remember that. I've seen what lesbians did to /u/. I don't want the same happening to Touhou eventhough it may have already happened.