/jp/ - Otaku Culture

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>>6793228

Haha 10/10 OP, good to see OC on /jp/

>>6793234
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>>6793234

are you fucking kidding me
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>>6793239

Fucking newfags hating OC.

lol

anti-sage

>>6793247
If you think this is OC, you're fucking retarded. Go back to /a/.

This is a splendid thread and everyone in it should feel good.

>>6793254

Newfag trying to look cool by hating OC.

Go back to animesuki.

>>6793254
Don't be hating on the writefags. You're just mad because you can't write anything nearly as good.

>>6793228

I lol'd, i'm gonna repost this shit on /a/, they'll love it.

>>6793228
Okay listen you fuckwit, I'm tired of seeing your shitpost all the time.
FIrst off, you fucking twerp, it's konnichiwa, not Gomenasai.
KO NI CHI FUCKING WA. Gomenasai means sorry.
Second, you're a fucking retard for thinking japanese games are superior in any kind. They're as good and bas as american ones. I also bet your drawings look like shit.
Now, you fucking faggot, let me teach you something about swords.
The best thing your glorious Katana can cut through is a bamboo straw, and NOT FUCKING STEEL. LEARN THAT FOR FUCKS SAKE.And it's folded about 10 times, for a total 800 kayers at fucking most. Nobody's gonna sit 5 years in his room and polish a rod, exept you maybe because you can't get any pussy.
Now, you're telling me that you know stuff about japanese history. HA HA FUCKING HA FAGGOT. You couldn'T even get a proper Kana if your life depended on it, not like it's worth anything. No fucking one wears a goddamn Kimono in the streets, you retarded fuckwit.
Go on, move to Japan, get laughed at by fucking everyone, I might just fly with you to have a seat in the front row when your spirit is shattered to a thousand bits. No one is gonna like an acne-ridden wannabe-japanese who doesn't know shit about the culture he so disgustingly admires.

Now, kindly fuck off and die, you scum of the earth.

>>6793269
dammit im mad spelled backwords is dammit im mad

the fuck is this "OC" shit supposed to be

>>6793273

Here /b/ro.

http://encyclopediadramatica.com/OC

>>6793254
>>6793239
Wow, somebody is actually hating oc?

>>6793270
WOAH

>>6793300
Boof stumbled upon something that was already obvious to everyone.

Howdy /k/, my name is Mr. Shougo.

I'm a 36 year old Japanese Cowboy. I build pistols and rifles with my lathe, and spend my days perfecting my art and watching superior American films. (Fistful Of Dollars, For A Few Dollars More, The Good The Bad And The Ugly)

I train with my 1911 every day, this superior weapon can shoot clean through steel because it has been used for over a hundred years, and is vastly superior to and other weapon on earth. I earned my firearms license two years ago, and I have been getting better everyday.

I speak English fluently, both the Roman and Texan dialect, and I write fluently as well. I know everything about American history and their wild west code, which I follow 100%

When I get my American visa, I am moving to Austin to attend a prestigious Cattle Ranch to learn more about their magnificent culture. I hope I can become a gunsmith for Colt or a film director for Clint Eastwood!

I own several gunbelts, which I wear around town. I want to get used to wearing them before I move to America, so I can fit in easier. I stare at my elders and seniors in a grizzled fashion and speak English as often as I can, but rarely does anyone manage to respond.

Wish me luck in America!

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>>6793366

Thought you might liek this one I just made, boof.

>>6793366
superb.

>>6793367
It's good.

>>6793367
You just made this? Awesome.

>>6793366
>>6793367
Wait, but what about Kenichi Smith? He's been around much longer

>>6793228
fucking genius, i seriously laughed out loud

anti-sage

sup /jp/? Heard you like state pasta. I guess that sort of thing is cool when you are AUTISTIC

>>6793386
All My Hate

Get out

>>6793228
Good luck, Ken-sama!!

Ken-sama is now a meme!

>>6793270
Holy. Shit.

>>6793228
Nice copy-pasta.

>>6793415
Tulsa nightlife: Filth, gin, a slut.

>>6793389

Yeah, couldn't be bothered to track that one down, so I just wrote a new one.

Though I did find it just now, and I prefer mine anyway. Totally unbiased. Also fairly sure I've seen that posted with the exact same image I used.

>>6793420
Draw desk-cocks, Edward.

Dog food lid: dildo of God

The reverse-trolling OC guy is going pretty well.

>>6793366
>Not Rawhide Kobayashi
fuck your shit

I'm not even mad, I just look down on the newfag /b/tard who can't be assed with changing /b/ when he attempts to copy old copypasta. Congratulations, you are why /b/ is bad nowadays.

>>6793366

your pathetic attempt at trolling has been noted citizen

return forthwith to your nearest organics reclamation center for recycling

>>6793435

I'll grant you, that one is the best.

>>6793446

oh wait, that should have been directed at the OP

mockery is always appreciated when recognized

guess I got trolled

>>6793454
no, you just trolled your self.

Howdy /a/, my name is Rawhide Kobayashi.

I'm a 27 year old Japanese Japamerican (western culture fan for you foreigners). I brand and wrangle cattle on my ranch, and spend my days perfecting my craft and enjoying superior American passtimes. (Barbeque, Rodeo, Fireworks)

I train with my branding iron every day, this superior weapon can permanently leave my ranch emblem on a cattle's hide because it is white-hot, and is vastly superior to any other method of livestock marking. I earned my branding license two years ago, and I have been getting better every day.

I speak English fluently, both Texas and the Oklahoma dialect, and I write fluently as well. I know everything about American history and their cowboy code, which I follow 100%

When I get my American visa, I am moving to Dallas to work in an oil field to learn more about their magnificent culture. I hope I can become a cattle wrangler for the Double Cross Ranch or an oil rig operator for Exxon-Mobil!

I own several cowboy hats, which I wear around town. I want to get used to wearing them before I move to America, so I can fit in easier. I rebel against my elders and seniors and speak English as often as I can, but rarely does anyone manage to respond.

Wish me luck in America!

Modern /b/tards are pretty pathetic. I remember back when I was a /b/tard in 2002, I could make a 200 response thread in /jp/ in less than 23 minutes.

>>6793465
Fuck use the colt .45 version.

>>6793469
That's easy, post a sankaku complex article and watch the shit fly.

>>6793465
Looks fucking awesome
>>6793228
Looks fucking terrible.

Whites have it so unfair.

Did you guys know that if you tried to run sideways for more than 25 minutes, you'll go into a seizure?