/jp/ - Otaku Culture

I missed these threads. Some janitor kept deleting them for being too new and not understanding this is part of /jp/.

b-but...but...I poop from there anon-kun

Alright, which penises would you like to discuss today?

For example, barnacle penises are great. Since barnacles are sessile, they have to reach their partners without moving, which they do with penises up to 50 times the animal's length. Most barnacles are also hermaphrodites, so if you were half-barnacle you'd get to be the little dickgirl and spend your entire life rooted to one place, using your 100m long penis to capture cute girls and bringing them to your basement where you can violate them.

Truly those are blessed animals.

yay dicks

>>6780424
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A-zJ1hGm-F8

>It's...It's making a U-TURN IN MY VAGINA

>THATS ILLEGAL!

Oh cool, a penis thread. I've recently taken quite a liking to eating my own semen. Different foods to change the taste ever so slightly. Something about it just turns me on.

Does anyone know how to make myself ejaculate more thick semen? Not just more semen, but more thick semen. I know someone's going to tell me to edge, and I do edge, but when I edge I do produce semen that's too watery to eat. The semen I like to eat eat is similar to a loogey in consistency. It's kind of like a roulette. Whenever I see myself ejaculating a load of thick semen, I get excited and collect as much as I can, then bring it to my mouth and lick it up.

>>6780448
I'm guessing I just have to save up.

I have three testicles.

Is this a problem?

>>6780466
More like a boon.

Did I hear dicks?

It hurts when I ejaculate, a sore bruised-flesh feeling like the aftermath of a metal pipe beating, but in one's sensitive parts. Sometimes randomly it feels like the muscles are constricting really quickly like bits of wire twisted together. So I'm scared of sex and even though I still get aroused to the point of masturbation it hurts for hours afterwards. I can't last for very long anyways so just the thought of sex conjures up feelings of impotency and humiliation.

I wish to purchase two dozen of your finest dicks

>>6780603
I don't know, bro, but that kind of sounds like something I'd go to a doctor about or at the very least call some sort of penis emergency hotline.

>>6780603
You should check that shit soon.

It could be cancer.

>>6780603
You should really see a general practitioner about that, with luck it'll just be some ulcers or something, but it could be a lot more serious.

>>6780623
Two dozen only? Must be on a diet.

The penis feels good
And your life you like it well
But surely your time will come
As in heaven, as in hell

eheheDICKS.jpg

>>6780680
I haven't been to /jp/ in years and I still know exactly what picture you're talking about. what have i been doing with my life

>>6780687
You've been on the internet, broski.

captcha: diusev explicit
how fitting

Requesting that Sanae "gotta find something to insert" comic please.

>>6780792
Special delivery~

>>6780802
Thank you

>>6780848
No problem.

>>6780603
Sounds like the wiring in your penis engine is quite broken. see a doctor ASAP