/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Rope.

Carbon Monoxide poisoning.

All suicide is /jp/ related.

Each time I see a suicide thread, I secretly wish it's someone from /a/ or /v/ posting seriously.

Potassium Cyanide.

but anon

you are already dead

Why the rush?
Try something that savours the flavour instead, like self-immolation or polonium poisoning or something like that. You're only going to die once.

>>6777466

Nice doubles.

>>6777477

>polonium poisoning

It worked for this man, and it can work for you.

>>6777479
If he really wanted to die he doesn't want to suffer and just get it over with without much hassle.

>>6777486

Why are you addressing me? Why? WRY?

Induce a coma by ODing on barbiturates and zip yourself into a body bag

>>6777448
What's the story behind this picture?

>>6777490
Shut up you fucking nigger.

/jp/ related... I guess die from some sort of hemorrhage while sticking a large object in your ass or something like that. discovered by your mom weeks later, covered in blood and shit and piss everywhere.

>>6777529

Trying too hard to be /jp/, champ.

/jp/-related? Well, there's always the option of starving to death, too shy even to order a pizza.

>/jp/ related suicide
I guess you could inhale a figurine, if you really want to, but I doubt it will be quick.
If you know how to handle textiles, you could create a frilly hat could work sort of work as a way to hang yourself, though you would have to be creative for it to be cute as well as deadly.

Drown yourself in a quite, desolated place.

Narcissu inspired me to do it if I'll get a BAD END in reality.

>>6777545
>>6777542

If you really want to implement /jp/'s figurine obsessions and social anxiety in a way that would be fatal, try stabbing yourself in an artery with a figurine instead. Some of them are pretty sharp.

You could also have a cardiac episode from extreme social anxiety, most likely brought on by having to contact someone for food.

>>6777549
>quite
Learn English, also see >>6777535

>/jp/ related
Seppuku.

Or, play Touhou/VN until you cave from exhaustion and starvation.

>>6777560

>quiet

Happy now, faggot? I type here with only 1 hand that's why.

>>6777568
>faggot
Yep, like I said, trying to hard to be /jp/
You might want to consider going back to /a/

>>6777549
totally not /jp/ related because rivers aren't teleporting you to gensokyo

>>6777568
Butt devastated.

>>6777583
See >>6777535

/jp/ related suicide?
Suicide thought overfapping.
It's not that quick tho...

kept winalied

I don't think I'm gutsy enough to commit suicide.
I would however like for Arc to rape me and then shoot me before I can cum

>>6777582

>BBAAWWW I don't want to be labeled as a faggot

You are a moron if you think that I was trying to fit in where I've been lurking since the wambulance, Get out.

>>6777599
autoerotic asphyxia would be on par with this. just kill yourself on purpose instead of by accident.

Though this isn't very /jp/, it's probably the most effective and painless that doesn't use a gun. Freezing to death.

Go on a full-day-hike to the mountains, preferably where there is snow and it is very cold. Don't let anyone know where you are, and try to go to a location where fellow hikers won't find you (near the end of the journey wander off the trail). Dress light, no snow-jackets, long pants are ok. Location needs to be below 32F, preferably, more like 0-5F at night-time.

Once you've hiked until sunset, it will be too late to go back. As the temperature slowly drops, you'll go numb, and begin to feel very sleepy. Never wake up.

Try to think of it as Cirno soothing you into gensokyo.

>>6777448
Water! Get it? Sui-cide?
Srsly, don't do it.
>(legally covers own ass)

eat your lungs sound like the best and tastiest way

>>6777617
Best post ITT.

>>6777486

There you have the pathetic part of suicide. When someone gets into the right mindset to kill themselves, they tend to go and do it in some pitiful and unimaginative way.

Guess it's the depression.

>>6777615
Seconding this
"Then the man drowsed off into what seemed to him the most comfortable and satisfying sleep he had ever known."

>>6777615

Doesn't quite beat the "Anon dying peacefully in his sleep after a long and full life"-one, but it's close.

>>6777635

Fan of the wire and glue method?

You know, where you tie a wire to something unyielding, then loop it around your neck, glue your hands to your head, and jump off a chair.

The end result makes it seem as though you were so angry, you pulled your own head off and expired.

>>6777635
Thats because no one who can think of fun edgy ways to kill themselves is in a self killing mood.

Unless they're blessed with some really fucked up mania.

>>6777604
Sure thing, nice misuse of the quotation function and stale memes.

>>6777646

Has someone gone and done that, or is it a variation on the Manly Polish Farmer hoax?

>>6777646
You know I don't always enjoy Arc's post, but when I do they're usually about suicide.

>>6777662

No, but perhaps OP can blaze a new trail by doing so.

Well it's not jp related, but if I ever get an incurable disease, or something, I've always envisioned myself dressing up in a mexican wrestler outfit and jumping off a twenty story building, trying to land on a random passerby.

>>6777650
right ;_;

>>6777597
I think it doesnt work and dont want to wake up in hospital

>>6777646
what?

>>6777646
New best post in topic. That's fucking funny, man.

Visual demonstration

>>6777709
It's also older than 4chan, how could you have not seen that before.

>>6777646
This is a joke death, where you tie a piece of thick piano wire to a mount on a roof, and a loop around your neck. You glue your hands to your head with epoxy, and wait for it to dry. You then jump off the roof, fall about 16-20feet (enough to sever the head), and then it will look like you tore off your own head.

Downside is, you're unlikely to set it up right, and will instead collapse your windpipe and slam into the wall, after which the cable breaks, and you fall and break your legs. After which taken to the hospital where you live.

It's from Maddox, who is an internet comedy writer.


The realistic way to do this, takes a lot of work. You go buy about 100-150 feet of 3/4-1" steel cable, and a couple u-bolts. You then drive out to the country, loop the cable around a strong tree (>12" in diameter), and place three or four u-bolts on the cable. You then make a loop of the other end, which goes around your head. Hop into your car, and floor it downhill. You'll really only get to about 30mph in a crappy car (like a 1990 camry), but it's enough to shear off your head. Too much work for someone depressed. Seriously, just go with the freezing if you want to die. It's doesn't cost anything except gas money, is accessible in most places in the country, and is peaceful and painless due to going numb.

ZZzzZzZzzzz...

>>6777725
and it's /b/ shit.

I support the cyanide method, and if cyanide is not accessible, I would opt for >>6777615 (I've been also told that dying from freezing it's not too painful) and finally, a bullet to the head, which I may try in a few weeks.

so, if I stop posting abruptly it means I've achieved Gensokyo.

>>6777753
Then you will be posting form gensokyo

>>6777753

If you end up in Balamb Garden, would you mind posting from there (with pics) to discourage others?

>>6777819
Why would that be discouraging.

Fuck idiots who suggest things like cyanide or sleeping pills. If you're going to do yourself in, do it with STYLE. Make it your goal to traumatize as many people as possible.

For example, see if you can get to live television somehow and chainsaw yourself in half.

>>6777823

Selphie.

>>6777844

Request you deploy the Star Bear to counter all this McDonald's.

>>6777753
>I've been also told that dying from freezing it's not too painful

From who exactly?

tent, duct tape, charcoal burner, charcoal