/jp/ - Otaku Culture

I always saw her as a chain smoker for some reason. Maybe that's the case.

Why do you make shitty threads all the time?

Oh right -- that extra chromosome.

>>6764009

why are you so angry?

>>6764010
Getting around his ban required too much thinking on his part so he's now in a state of Ragevana.

AIDS, Cancer, Diabetes, Malaria, Streptococcus, kidney stones, and a bacterial infection in the prostate

She has none of those listed above, but I'm pretty sure she is just anemic.

>>6764010
He's in a state of Rage because getting around the ban took up too much work on his part.

>>6764016

yeah, i always thought she was anemic as well. it explains alot

>>6764000
Patchy with a raspy old woman smoker's voice.. hmm... It somehow works.

Victorian novel disease.

The vapors.

>>6764033
I think I'll start attributing Patchouli that kind of voice whenever I'll read a doujin with her. It fits nicely.

Lack of sunlight and all of the dust in the library.

>>6764033
I like to think of Patchy as sounding like Yu Kobayashi.

She's a case study in what happens when a youkai magician is regularly drained by a vampire.

>>6764058
The vapours were code for female sexual excitement.

Patchu wants to fuck.

>>6764075

You're a case study of a fucking moron.

Remilia drinks HUMAN blood. Play the fucking game.

FOXDIE...

>>6764069
I was thinking Minori Chihara.

>>6764093
I forgot about her she'd probably work well as Patchy and have Yu Kobayashi as Marisa.

>>6764101
Her Chiaki voice is perfect.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WKTiKg17d-s

>>6764107

That voice is now forever associated in my head with Patchu.

Its the perfect amount of deadpan.

Arsenic.

It's canon.

>>6764139
Specifically, this
http://danbooru.donmai.us/post/show/806631

It's either a retcon or Marisa is making shit up, but I like the idea.

>>6764196
That's not canon

>>6764205

From Danbooru:
>""東方茨歌仙　～ Wild and Horned Hermit" is an official Touhou comic published by Ichijinsha in Chara☆Mel Febri beginning on July 24, 2010. The story is by ZUN, with art by Azuma Aya"

>>6764205
You're thinking of Inaba.

>>6764205
Why does everyone say the comics aren't canon?

The ones written by zun totally count as canon, don't they?

Scandaroon all huttburt is making my penis hard~

>>6764247
I thought I was the only one.

Is anyone else from /jp/ sickly? I have very little fat on my body, on top of having very little muscle, so you can see my bones pretty easily. I'm embarrassed by the way my wrists and hands look, specifically. I'm also somewhat weak. I have a hard time opening some soda cans and glass jars, and department store doors are a bit of a struggle. I also have asthma, get very dizzy after every meal and am only able to stay sitting at my computer for about 10 hours before I have to lay in bed and browse /jp/ for a couple more hours before going to sleep. On average, I'm awake about 12-13 hours each day, and I sleep about the same amount as I'm awake. Caffeine gives me jitters and makes me unable to sleep for a very long time.

Am I moe or should I just go to a doctor?

I have found the absolute goddamn perfect voice for Patchouli. She sounds EXACTLY the way I always imagined her.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wqrzwifWTEM

(Okay, she's in a wrong language but who cares.)

>>6764290
Gross, why would you pick such a low man-voice? She has a soft and sometimes low tone to her voice, I think, but it's not manly.

>>6764287
Do you look good in a dress?

>>6764290
She sounds like this.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J72d1Bzf22A

It's something commonly known in occultists here on Earth. The human body is strained by spiritual activity and magical acts. This can aggravate chronic illnesses(anemia, heart murmurs, asthma) and possibly lead to exhaustion.

She just needs to take care of her body.

Patchouli is voiced by Hanazawa Kana.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y9FViJj4nLE

I always hear Marisa's voice as Miyako's from Hidamari Sketch.

>>6764437

>>6764437
>>6764444
>>>/a/

>>6764437
Happens to me as well, but it's okay as it's a good fit

>>6764447
Maybe you should go to /a/, Hidamari Sketch is awesome