/jp/ - Otaku Culture

That depends what's on the menu, you fuckstick

Food.

PIZZA

A bowl of penises

You know, I hear food is quite delicious.

Steak, medium rare. Together with some well-aged red wine.

>>676181

White Rice

Fugu

A Saber.

>>676181

hanba-gu

dead babies sweet sour

order a plate of think-for-yourself and a side of shut-the-hell-up

>>676202

Only the manliest of men order fugu.

Soup. Eat it with chopsticks to show those nips how awesome you are.

Japanese food is disgusting.

>>676270

Natto and rice.
It's fucking delicious.

>>676457
>>>/x/660759

I always had a thing for tamango at Japanese restaurants.

If this is an all you can eat, make sure to order shrimp tempura rolls, shrimp tempura, the oysters with the baked cheese on top, California rolls, calamari.

I'm sure the menu will get you through most of the night well, anon.

>>676498
>shrimp tempura rolls, shrimp tempura, the oysters with the baked cheese on top, California rolls, calamari

that's some plain taste you got there, OP should go for something more exotic like Fugu and sea urchins

>>676181

Pizza delivery.

DOHOHOHOHOHO

Complain to the owners about Chinese making Japanese food.

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>>676581
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Anyways, >>676181, please listen to me. That it's really related to this thread.
I went to Yoshinoya a while ago; you know, Yoshinoya?
Well anyways there was an insane number of people there, and I couldn't get in.
Then, I looked at the banner hanging from the ceiling, and it had "150 yen off" written on it.
Oh, the stupidity. Those idiots.
You, don't come to Yoshinoya just because it's 150 yen off, fool.
It's only 150 yen, 1-5-0 YEN for crying out loud.
There're even entire families here. Family of 4, all out for some Yoshinoya, huh? How fucking nice.
"Alright, daddy's gonna order the extra-large." God I can't bear to watch.
You people, I'll give you 150 yen if you get out of those seats.
Yosinoya should be a bloody place.
That tense atmosphere, where two guys on opposite sides of the U-shaped table can start a fight at any time, the stab-or-be-stabbed mentality, that's what's great about this place.
Women and children should screw off and stay home.
Anyways, I was about to start eating, and then the bastard beside me goes "extra-large, with extra sauce."
Who in the world orders extra sauce nowadays, you moron?

<---/ck/

the only thing you'll find here is touhou and melty blood

>>676634
This is the perfect response to this thread.

I want to see this copypasta every day. I haven't seen it in much too long.

Japanese love dog food.

http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&q=Japanese+love+dog+food&meta=

Second result.