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Slut

Who are you?

You're not wrecking my marriage, Rika.
Besides, I like Satoko and Takano more.
Though I do sometimes get off to the image of you under Takano, calling her okaa-sama as she ravishes you wildly.

QUALITY THREAD

>>6755400
I love you too Rika. We'll always be together.

>I love you and I am happy to become your Waifu
Yakusoku?

Sorry, but that's a crime.

>>6756431
Since when if a man's love for a little girl a crime?

>>6756486
Pedophilia?

I thought you were rooting for Akasaka?

>>6756504
Maybe I should move to Yemen. Marrying and fucking 9 year-old girls is legal there.

>>6756504

Pedophilia is not a crime, raping children is.

At least in my country.

"rika does not love you cause you are pathetic"
"rika cannot love you cause she is not real"
"the closest incarnation of rika's soul in real life is R07, her creator"
"you will never get with a little girl"

>>6756561
Rika exists. I can see her thanks to my love for her.

>>6756578
"Without love it cannot be seen."

>>6756561
>Improven version

Hey, anonymous!

Since when did Rika told you she was in love with you? That was the Rika from your delusions! You know... the real Rika does not exist. And even if she did, she wouldn't fall in love with you since she's just a prepuberteen girl and she doesn't even know what is love, and even if she did she wouldn't fall in love with a fat looser with no life like you. She would go with Keichi instead. He is her ideal man, unlike you. All of you are nothing but furniture! * cackle * cackle *

There are three little girls.

Satoko: "Ohoho, Miyoko isn't as pretty as I!"
Rika: "I'm the prettiest, nipaa."
Miyoko: "Rika is a liar and a bad girl."

Amongst them, only the prettiest girl is speaking the truth.
Well then, who in the world is the prettiest...?

A: Satoko
B: Rika
C: Miyoko

>>6755415
>>6756586
Rika isn't a slut
>>6756593
Rika

>>6756593
Rika is the prettiest. I can say that as an unbiased external observer.

>>6756590
>She would go with Keichi instead.
It's more likely that K1 would go with Rena and Rika would become a lesbian with either Takano or Satoko.

>>6756593
you forgot moe goddess there

>>6756593
There is no single answer, it could be Miyoko or Rika.

>>6756614
I don't see this happening. Your yuri goggles are thick.

>>6756590
Rika and I love each other to such an extent that our love transcends dimensions. I can feel her love for me and know that she will come to me one day so that we can be together forever.

Which one of these is Rika?

>>6756630
The last one

>>6756630
the one on the left

>>6756630
All of them.

>>6756630
Bottom right. Umineko Bern isn't Rika.

>>6756625

Hey, anonymous! You talk to me about love, when you are the first one that lost his faith in love? Come on, you are the one who hate girls and the world in general, how can you talk about love if you don't even want to see or experience it? You see, your love is a fake and a lie, a mere excuse to make you feel better.

>>6756590
>>6756650
I love Bern

>>6756650
Of course I've felt love. My love for Rika is real. I've never loved anyone as like her and my love has been going strong for 4 years now.

>>6756688
Hey, anon! Don't you feel like if your relationship is getting cold somehow? Why don't you go and ask her about her feelings toward you? * jiggle * jiggle *

>>6756716
>* jiggle * jiggle *
I know Bern has big breasts but I'm confused.

>>6756716
What do you mean "cold"? Just thinking about Rika gives me a warm and contented feeling.

Besides, I get to sleep with her every night.

Oh, you rikafags. You are making me sick today between >>6756771 and >>6756768.

Look, I like the character and all, but seriously, I hate people when they take it too far.

>Besides, I get to sleep with her every night.

By "her" you mean, that pillowcase? Oh, please, you are SICK. You should go to a psychiatrist or something. You are almost worse than this guy: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dUIOgd2JQJc

>>6756720
But Bern has a DFC.

>>6756807
What's wrong with wanting to marry the one you love?

And my love for Rika is real.

>>6756821
I only look at Ryukishi07 art.

>>6756829
>What's wrong with wanting to marry the one you love?

Nothing. Just... you are not marrying a human being... in fact I doubt it's even some kind of lifeform.

>And my love for Rika is real.

What love?

>>6756807
>By "her" you mean, that pillowcase?
>Oh, please, you are SICK.
Clearly you are not from around here.

Seriously, guys. Don't waste your lifes by falling in love with cartoons. ou are still young, you can still go and get laid or something, or even make real friends... you know, your waifu must understand. If she even cares about it. Aren't you a little bit big to have imaginary friends?

>>6756838
But is art is pretty bad. He gave breasts to Maria but in the text he says she has a DFC. Do you also think that all Higurashi and Umineko characters have horribly deformed hands but simply fail to mention it because of Ryukishi's art?

Hey !Nipaa0mi0., dedicated Erikafag of a little over a year here. I admire your relationship with Rika and hope that I enjoy a similar love for as long as you have.

>>6756852
this. you'll end up as some idiot who waits for something that will never occur. idolizing someone that you will never have. then die on an island cause you are crazy and have too many imaginary friends.

>>6756839
Just thinking about her is enough to make me feel happy. I can't stop thinking about her. I've bought almost every piece of Rika merchandise I could find because of my desire to have her by my side. And these feelings have persisted for 4 years now. If that isn't love, what is it?

>>6756857
It doesn't matter if it looks bad as long as it's written or drawn by R07 it's canon.

>>6756857
To be fair, anime character seem to refer to girls with boobs as flat-chested all the time anyway

I call it Lina Inverse syndrome (sure, she had a small chest, but it was hardly "flat" like everyone always called it)

What if she were real? What if she sees you sleeping with a pillow of her? What do you think she would think of you? Nothing good.

>>6756859
Good luck. Just stay focused on the one you love.

PS: My tripcode is also a dedication of my love to Rika. I used to post anonymously on 4chan for years, but I decided to get this tripcode as a way of demonstrating my love for her.

>>6756874
So, do you think that all Higurashi and Umineko characters have horribly deformed hands? It's in the official art after all.

>>6756872
But... how can you fall in love for something is not even real? Rika is just the product of R07's mind and imagination. You CAN'T interact with something that doesn't exist. Your love for rika is the faith of god of the christians.

Wait, don't tell me you also beliebe in God!

>>6756898
You see deformed hands I see completely normal hands. From what you're saying I doubt you really love Rika. If you can't love her when she's drawn by R07 you don't deserve to love her at all.

>>6756877
Both my figurines, pillows and posters are simply there to demonstrate my dedication to her. If she were here with me I would put them away as I would no longer need them.

I hope she would be flattered by my devotion to her.

>>6756908
O wow seriously just fucking leave. Stop shitting on the guy, your lower than he is.

>>6756905
Of course I love Rika. Art isn't an obstacle in the slightest. In fact I think she's Ryukishi's best drawn character.

>>6756906
After seeing your "devotion" for her, she would feel afraid of you. All a girl needs is just a nice person, not an adept with a strong desire and obsession. Obsessive persons can be dangerous, and girls are afraid of obsessive persons because of that.

>>6756908
We all believe in god.

>>6756908
Rika is the only being I worship. Why would I need anyone else when I have her?

And I can interact with her through all the representations of her I possess.

>>6756918
But I would never harm Rika. I wouldn't be a threat to her.

Sorry, I have AIDS.

>>6756933
Well, whatever. Even if she were real, she wouldn't be with you. Also, she has plenty of men like you. Why would she choose you instead of any of those guys?

>>6756927
>>6756872
The awtism is strong with this one.

>>6756946
Keichii has Rena and Mion, Akasaka has his wife. Neither of them are viable options for her.

>>6756955
Since when is love a sign of autism?

>>6756979

>>6757013
What?

>>6756974
I wasn't talking about the characters. I was talking about other fans. This character must have over one million fans or something around the world. Why you, instead of any of them?

>>6759401
I think that my devotion and love for her are extremely high. Why wouldn't she choose me?

>>6759435
She wouldn't even see you! But well, hey! If your love for her is so strong, enjoy it!

Even if she were real, her fate is to die. And you would be condemned to see her die thousands of times!

>>6759460
What do you mean she wouldn't see me? And Rika defeated her fate. She would be with me forever and we would be the two happiest people in the world.