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Don't do it, you'll go to Atlanta if you die at sea. You need to unleash your Persona.

>>6747893

You'll panic, get rescued, and then you'll have to talk to other people. Bad plan.

combo it with a nice amount of opiates or something/alcohol otherwise it could be rather long and unpleasant and cold

How many of these threads do we need a day? Seriously.
Won't you just fuck off and die on your own, please?

>>6747908
Its not my fault Its my first thread.
>>6747893
Im not sure what do you mean...
>>6747904
Any better plans?

Just slit your wrists you pussy, it is very romantic form of suicide.

>>6747939
Now this is painful and not certain way

Open the gas and put your face inside the oven maybe?

Get drunk, jump off a tall building (more than 5 stories)

It goes down smooth. A quick and painless suicide

>>6747964
Electric ovens in my place since at least 5 years

>>6747972
I wouldnt need to get drunk.. I know Gensokyo is waiting for me on other side. Problem is getting inside high building, and getting on top, especially when all high buildings are residential ones...

>>6747893
>Don't do it, you'll go to Atlanta if you die at sea.
That's a fate worse than suicide, and I live in Gwinnett.

Better don't do it. Seriously... You call it gensokyo, but I call it hell.

>>6747969
And what Im supposed to do with it?
I heard it causes vomiting and its painful if you drink it ;_;

>>6747980
People usually pussy out if they aren't drunk.
If you're willing to break a lock or two it shouldn't be too hard to get to the roof access door of an apartment or such.

So you live in Norway, Finland or Russia, amirite? I have a strong guess already.

>>6748041
yes... you are right

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Israelfag here, will be conscripted in May 25th. Don't take your life, OP, just hate them with passion and do your best to agonize everyone for stealing your freedom. There are some good stuff about this world and it's up to you to find them.

Fuck the world, OP!

>>6748056
Forgot to add that in Israel guys serve for 3 years and girls for 2. Either way I'm more fucked than you.

>>6748056
Shoot your entire squad please.

>>6748056
I would do it anyway, but conscription is just speeding up things...
And be happy that you have "normal" military in country.

>>6748048
from those 3 I would guess a finfag. Depressive bunch of niggers we are at least.

>>6748064
I hear that at least the girls like being there. And most of the young kids can't wait to get to slit arab throats which I find kind of retarded.

You'll probably pussy out before doing it. If you must, tie your hands and something heavy together first, so that you can't accidentally swim. But just standing there, being about to kill yourself, will give you a new perspective on life. There's no difference between Gensokyo as you will experience it at the natural end of your life to Gensokyo as you will experience it if you kill yourself now. When you get the opportunity you will be able to think about it some more and maybe think what would be best to get out of life before you are ushered to paradise.

>>6748064
In last year around few % died because of extremely violent and cruel bullying here. Getting raped in night or getting beated to death is nearly nothing...

>>6748069
What do you mean "normal"? Unless you really live in Russia it can't be that bad. If you do live in Russia then try to evade your draft somehow, all Russians I've talked to online told me they managed to escape military service somehow.

>>6748071
I wouldn't say that girls like being in the army... Young kids are just kids and when they grow up their view changes in most cases. Also I've never run into a kid who told me he wants to slit an Arab's throat. Not sure where you got all this info.

>>6748078
Could you explain it please?

>>6748081
Then I guess you're from Russia?

>>6748082
read this:
>>6748081
And no I dont have chance any more... gensokyo is better anyway and I wouldn't have anything left in this life even if I would survive.

>>6748084
It's not really something that can simply be imparted from one person to another. It's an epiphany that you will have to experience yourself in order to effect a change in mindset. I experienced it myself on the verge of suicide. It's difficult to put into words in any case. Even though my lifestyle is pretty much the same as it was before I was about to attempt suicide (back in January) and I felt like a complete wreck afterwards even though I didn't kill myself, I feel like a completely different person. I feel like there is hope, and my beliefs haven't changed.

>>6748082
I was visiting my relatives and had a chat with a few people over there naturally. Well, I was most disgusted by this 19yo who actually applied to whatever "special forces" bs you guys have there. But he was a big-mouthed bullshitter anyways, it was still funny/weird to hear someone actually say that. The other people were just mostly proud they can serve their country "we are best in this and that and blah blah number 1 in the world" *yawn*

>>6748098
I did already failed two times... every day Im still alive I regret this more... even my parents are pretty much "kill yourself as long as we wont have to do anything with it"

>>6748104
You have relatives in Israel? Anyway I don't see what's so wrong with that guy, sure he sounds like a poser, but some people here are very happy to serve their country as you say and try their best to apply to the most prestigious units. I'm not one to talk because I don't like this country and am going to be a non-combatant anyway, but every country got those type of people.

>>6748111
I'm not sure what to tell you, then. Did you fail due to a simple failure of your methodology or did you change your mind? Because if you changed your mind there is still a spark of life somewhere inside you, and you need to contemplate on it and on what you can do to satisfy this life's ambitions before you die. The afterlife will still be there no matter how long you put it off.

>>6748126
methodology. I wont give details but its something that even without anything doesnt let me sleep in peace any more...

>>6748137
so basically all what I do other than being on /jp/ or playing few games is praying about quick afterlife ;_;

bumping ;_;

I wont be able to try it with river anymore, are there any other methods?

>>6748441
Israelfag from before, I don't know if you're trolling or not anymore, but don't kill yourself man. No one deserves such a cruel end. I don't know what to do to improve your situation but please reconsider.

QUALITY THREAD

>>6748441

As previously said; Jump in front of a train at the last minute, or fall off a tall place onto hard ground.

>>6748441
Just find a really cold area, like a tundra during a blizzard, or the top of an icecapped mountain. Wander deep into/up it, don't bring any phone or jacket or way out. Freeze to death peacefully. This is actually a really popular and very effective suicide method that doesn't get talked about much. It doesn't really hurt either, if you go somewhere really really cold your body will lose heat so fast that you'll just go numb and die rapidly. Stay strong friend and if you decide to journey may you find peace outside this world.

>>6750855
Like there were any trains in russia...

>>6750895
no more leaving of room ;_;