/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Anything by Scorn.
Stay clear of YAF, he's a faggot.

Expected self-promotion, although I hope these aren't on THP;

http://www.mediafire.com/?1zr4jrp147kjehf
http://www.mediafire.com/?04k37m5by9u7qm2

>>6742143
Memoria in Discord isn't that bad, at least it stays clear of the massive Reimu wankery YAF seem to have a boner for.
Probably...

>>6742143
>Scorn
Piss this.
Scat that
Gore there

Yeah, no.

>THP

I recommend not reading shitty self insert fanfiction.

Right now? Nothing.
Wait until Heavy In Gensokyo 3.

For Just a average Joe for flat out retarded fun and amusement.

ITT: Touhouproject devs promote their awful fucking "stories"

>>6742191
>>6742201
>COOK EGGS JUMP IN THE LAKE SO RANDUMB XDD

Get the fuck out of /jp/.

>>6742166
>implying it won't go Reimu route in the next 2 threads when YAF samefags votes for Reimu route.

Shit, i wanted Mokou lovin'

>>6742219
>>6742207
>>6742189
>/jp/ claims to hate CYOA and fanfiction
>/jp/ loves doujins and shipping, which are just as shitty

/jp/ - Hypocrisy/General

In during newfags who weren't around for YWUIG.

>>6742242
What's YWUIG?

>>6742236
98% of THP are from /jp/

>>6742242
I hope you're not defending that shit.

More than anything else except FSN, Umineko, the KoG raids and Puddi spam, YWUiG pulled in g/a/ia users and newfags that almost destroyed the board. It was complete shit, and it's good that moot intervened and ordered the exile of CYOA and roleplaying bullshit.

>>6742251
Multiple-choice roleplaying
You Wake Up In Gensokyo

>>6742260
It looks like the largest one on the story list page.
Thanks, I'll stay clear of it.

>>6742255
>98% of THP are on /jp/

No wonder /jp/ has been so unbearable recently.

>>6742219
I've come across 'The lake' a few times when reading shit on THP.

It's mostly mentioned when anon does a retarded decision and the option is to 'jump in the lake'
So, what story did it originate from?

>>6742132
Why the hell are you asking us about their site?

>>6742304
You're a splendid bunch so I'm sure you can answer a humble question.

>>6742280

>recently

/jp/ made THP what it is about a month after /jp/ was made. We've always been on both boards, newfag.

>>6742280
Yeah, we have attention camwhore thread right now too on the front page.

>>6742330
Don't you guys have a janitor, i heard she was competent unlike most other boards.

>>6742298

The original You Wake up In Gensokyo had that as option. If I remember right, /jp/ decided to try swimming to the scarlet devil mansion and it didn't end well. Then they got rejected by China and everyone decided that suicide via lake was a fate befitting.

>>6742176
>he doesn't like piss,scat and gore.
lolcasualfag

>>6742340
Janitor retired a month ago.

>>6742340
ahahaha.

Rumors abound that the last janitor retired and now hong is a mod or something but it's all hearsay as far as I know.

It's true that /jp/ has always had the shittiest moderation and tons of spam, but it did suddenly get much better

>>6742345
I see, thank you for the explanation.

The kinds of people who browse THP are why the western Touhou fanbase is shit.

>>6742373

At least you made the right decision to read now when the awful drama shit has died down, instead of 3 years ago, or is it just dumb luck?

Stop advertising.

>>6742591
>nooO!
>Stop advertising a site most of /jp/ goes to!
>You'll attract newfaggots!
You stupid chucklefuck, it's too late.

What is the official story of Suwako, it doesn't fit her personality at ALL!

>>6742620
I'm assuming you have detailed knowledge about her personality from the multitude of unofficial doujins?

>>6742602
>he thinks more than a handful of /jp/ cares about THP and that the CYOA fad didn't die out a long time ago!

Cpt. Anonymous Rex.

A THP thread?

Fuck, i guess they came over because FUCKING COMMODORE PERRY WAS THE ONLY THING ONN THERE GENERAL

INFACT, 97% OF THE WRITE INS ON THAT WERE MADE BY ME.

ITT:

>STOP LIKING WHAT I DON'T LIKE!!!!!!

>>6742840
I think it's more or less
"FUCKING PEOPLE HOW DARE THEY CREATE PICTURELESS DOUJINS?!"

Last time i made a THP thread, which was 3 months ago, it got immediately deleted.

Why?

>>6742883
Because meido was on the spot. She is dead now.

>>6742901
The Maid is dead. We killed her.

Will the average anon understand the void this creates?

>>6742862
Except every one of the CYOAs on THP are below even the worst doujins in quality. They're either "wat do" style garbage or self insert fantasies written by neckbeards for neckbeards. None of them have an actual storyline, and all of them feature dialogue that makes it clear that the people who write there have never talked to another human being in their lives.

>>6743028
>hurr WHY DON'T FANFICS HAVE A COMPLEX PLOT LIKE MY DEEP TASTED WANT
We don't fucking read them because of fucking plot, which is expected to be shit considering it's written by a teenager.
We read it because *GASP* you can have a entertaining story without a decent plot.

Faggot.

>>6743028
>>6743059
samefag

>>6743059
>you can have a entertaining story without a decent plot

Full retard.

>>6743076
I bet you think Evangelion was good.

>>6743092
I bet you like Lucky Star and K-ON

>>6743106
Didn't everyone love Lucky star and K-on?

All unsaged posts are fags from THP

>>6743116
Japan and 2chan loved them, that must mean /jp/ loved them as well.

>>6743116
It's probably best to ignore anyone who didn't

>>6743059
The same argument is used to defend shit like Twilight.

>>6743106
what r u doin

>>6743155
And? You don't have to like it, but you should at least be able to see why it would appeal to certain people.

>>6743155
Twilight is a literal masterpiece, said by many critics.

What's the matter, vampires and werewolves make you uncomfortable?

>>6743191

Blood and Chocolate was better and it was still pretty bad.

>>6743191
>Twilight is a literal masterpiece, said by many Shills .

ftfy

>>6743227
Blood and French Toast?

The only thing on THP I wouldn't be embarrassed to recommend someone read is A Fairy's Tale.

Facts (or are they opinions?) about A Fairy's Tale:
1. It is not self-insert lol imaoutsideringensokyo fanfiction. You are a fairy.
2. No sex though god knows anon tried.
3. Original characters that are actually interesting and thought out.
4. Interesting character interpretations.

>>6743116
>>6743135
>>6743153
K-ON is everything wrong with modern anime wrapped into one pile of shit.

>>6743307
>No sex
Almost convinced me there. Then again I have written things without sex, it was alright.

>>6742802
How did all those raids you tried to start up go? I must admit I never quite got around to joining in, but I'm sure you and your mates had a grand old time.

>>6743307
Oh I almost forgot the most important thing of all:

IT ENDS.

>>6743307
>no sex

Dropped.

>>6743248
Dear lord, you really have no shame do you?

Having read the entire Twilight series myself I can honestly say that the first three books of the series were mediocre with enjoyable endings but the last book was exceedingly boring and had no purpose whatsoever. Also this thread got off topic.

>>6742132
Recommend? ASSM?

>>6743331
Should I?

>>6743307
>It is not self-insert
>Original characters

...
Yeah, no way in hell, there's no reason for OC when Touhouverse has so much characters you'd need a 15 slaves with 13 fingers to count them.

I don't even know who's trolling and who's seriously retarded in this thread, on both sides.
This is why I hate it when THP gets mentioned on here.

>>6743335
You have a thicker stomach than I, I read about 5 chapters in to the first one and dropped it. It was clearly going to be one of those "Girl meets guy, something bad happens, Girl gets guy" novel written by almost all "Young Adult" Writers.

>>6743344
Believe it or not, it's possible to write original characters without self-insertion.

>>6743344
The story is not set in Gensokyo. It is set in preGensokyo SDM, and the original characters in question are members of the fairy maid staff. I wouldn't have believed it myself hearing from a third party, but indeed, the original characters do not suck nor do they inordinately steal thunder from the other cast.

>>6743344
I laughed, thank you

>>6742143
This.

>>6742166
>>6742221
Oi, shush.

>>6743344
You're absolutely right, there is no reason why a story about the fairy maids of the Scarlet Devil Mansion should need original characters, when there are so many well-established official characters among them.

Since there are so many, I am sure you would have no problem listing some of them for us.

>>6743341
Yes. Didn't your mother taught you good manners?

>>6743389
Teach.
"Didn't your mother teach you good manners?"

>>6743384
It's a story about fairy maids?

Sounds boring.
Who'd want to read about a bunch of canonical idiots fumble around ?

>>6743389
When did having a vampiric loli wipe syrupy french toast on your dick in an attempt in kinky-as-fuck sex bad mannered?

>>6743415
Are you being stupid on purpose in order to avoid the subject or really meant that?

>>6743426
I don't quite understand what you're asking. That entire SDM story was NOT serious, I mean, for god sakes, Patchouli vomits in your shirt and you cum in to a bowl of Ice cream. If you couldn't tell by Patchouli shoving her fingers in your ass in chapter 2 then I feel sorry for you.

This thread proves that THP is well past its heyday. Notice how the majority of the stories people mentioned were from 2 or 3 years ago?

>>6743446
I'm not talking about the story for god sake. Looks like you really are oblivious.

>>6743465
Well thats a shame, if only you were a bit more clear.

>>6743446
Awtism.

>>6743461
Most decent writefags left THP.

Go start reading one of "The Game", "Palingenesia", "Idea of Alice", "RaAN", "HLA", "Fragmentation of Memories", "Border House", "ASSM", "EoSD" and "Gensokyo Land Saga" right the fuck now. (Some duplicates with the OP's list, but whatever, I'm sure others will enjoy them as well)

>>6743470
I honestly can't believe you didn't realized it yet. I would even feel bad to say it clearly because that would be like telling someone to not drop his pants in public.

>>6743493
It may be easier for others to understand what you're attempting to convey if you used proper grammar and English.

What I wrote was simply a joke, it would appear you did not get said joke.

You should read YAF's early stuff, from before he lost his mind. He's since recovered, slightly, but it's just not the same. Where before we had MANLY FLEXING and games of chess on the ceiling from a guy who liked quoting Devil May Cry a little too much, we now have soap opera-level drama with occasional military jargon from a man who is trying entirely too hard to sound British.

>>6743525
Stop attention whoring YAF.

>>6743536
Hey, TS1 was good, TS2 was decent.

Everything went to shit from there.

>>6743512
No, I'm talking about how your shamelessly tries to chug down your own crap on every single thread about the subject in question, trying to grasp for attention with your endless lust for it.

>>6743486
>"The Game", "Palingenesia"

I would like to anti-recommend those two, unless you don't mind the story reeking of cheap pseudo-thriller novels written by people with absolutely no sense of suspense but with many oh-so-dark-and-edgy words thrown in to try and achieve an illusion of one (The Game); or an amateurish style and endless repetition of words over and over while you yawn your jaw off wondering when it gets finally interesting and if you had clicked on a link to a delusional nerd's blog by mistake (Palingenesia).

>how your
How you

>shamelessly tries
Shamelessly try

> to chug down your own crap
Shove down, chug is to drink.

>on every single thread about the subject in question
In every single thread.

>trying to grasp for attention with your endless lust for it.
His lust is a motivator, not an instrument. "because of your endless lust for it"

>>6743525
Ranting, you forgot it. Can't forget the ranting.

>>6743599
Thank you for the translation, as well, thank you for your help.
>>6743556
Duly noted good sir, however, I do believe you are incorrect in that whenever these kinds of threads are made, they are bogged down with writefag and fanfiction hate, it's difficult to get a story in edgewise.

>>6743525
No, you shouldn't. Stay the fuck away from everything he writes.

>>6743612
I wouldn't thank me if I were you.
The way he's saying it is technically incorrect, but the spirit of the words is undoubtedly righteous.

You sir, are an attention whore, and likely a douchebag.

>>6743586
Aren't those two supposed to be some of the "best" recent stories on Touhouproject? Hilarious.

>>6743586
I would like to anti-anti-recommend those two, purely on the grounds that this fine gentleman is clearly expecting entirely too much out of his image board-based, multiple-choice interactive Touhou fanfiction.

Seriously, dude, you may or may not have a valid point, but you sound like someone who has long since become utterly incapable of simply having fun.

Holding anything on THP to any actual literary standard is like trying to treat any of the Saw movies like you were watching Citizen Kane.

>>6743614
Quiet, YAF.

>>6743614
You still mad about that unfinished Renko H-scene or unfinished Yuuka route?

>>6743630
Supposedly, though personally I haven't read the later as of yet.
The unfortunate thing is however the subjectivity of the situation. While the first anon recommends, the second disagrees.

Truthfully I'd have to say that you're allowing a preconceived bias to judge if you're adding more weight to the latter than the former.
Read them for yourself, and act accordingly based on your own thoughts. if you have done so, share those thoughts. But these frivolous and inane statements of baseless hatred are the greatest of wastes upon this thread.

>>6743628
I disagree, but to each their own opinion.

Just as well, I'm open to suggestions as of what to write, If you've got any ideas, shoot.

>>6743666
>HOW DOTH YOU'RE BABY TASTE?!

I hated him after he wrote that shit with Reimu and Yuka.
There's some thing you just don't write, and eating your own baby well done is one of them.

>>6743690
I'm more inclined to believe it was medium rare.

>>6743690
Go back to barking your moralfaggotry somewhere else where people will care.
It's a fucking story, either calm down or steel your stomach.

sage

>>6743715
u mad YAF?

>>6743733
You realize sage is for times when your own post isn't worth bringing the thread to the front pa...
Oh.
I see what you've done there, you've made such a useless post that it actually is deserving of the use of sage.
Superb work, carry on.

>>6743690
What? It's not like he made them RAPE the baby before eating it. Or while eating it. And//or after eating it.

BABY FUCK BABY FUCK OMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOM

>>6743745

>>6743752
>RAPE the baby
Would be a much better alternative.

>>6743771
>>6743752
Well, chalk that up to something I now refuse to write. By god. I don't see what that offers to any story whatsoever.

>>6743754

Let's not go there.
Someone already did go there.

>>6743777
>Story
404 Not Found

>>6743791
oh my god what the fuck

hey

how about we just have fun

like, fun, you know that?

fun is nice

make love not war

>>6743806
Get back to work nigger.

>>6743812
cant am playing video games atm

ITT: 3 years ago

>>6743746
It actually did serve a purpose, you bumped the thread due to my 'useless post'.

keep your shit on one site, please.

>>6743525
To be fair the current British SAS chap is not exactly gifted with supernatural powers, agility or wits like dear Nanaya was.

>>6743893
Or does he have a mother called "Yukari"

>THP