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>>6738023
This is now worse then that Kanontrice samefag

Well, it's better than LOLMENSIA

I wonder, what if Rosa replaced the Higurashi version of Okonogi?

>>6738330
no, no it is not.

>>6738330
if the amnesiac Battler end is true then the pasta is the truth.think about it.it make more sense.

>>6738341
At least it makes sense.

The various plot holes with the cousins and Yasu?

Simple! It was just Battler's jealously! The man is Kinzo mach two, and it shows.

>>6738320
wish a drawfag would draw this.

>>6738358

>The man is Kinzo mach two

KINZO AT TWICE THE SPEED OF SOUND?!

I only care about Gohda, Jessica, and Rosa.

They all died horrible deaths, but hey, Rosa killed the two bastards before she went.

>>6738372

shroedinge is probably going to have a field day with it, give it time

It's a possibility, but a very unlikely one. George could have very well been a creeper, Battler might have stalked Shannon (you'd figure she'd notice if so?), Shannon might have really loved George.

Imagination, man.

>>6738417

WELL WE'LL NEVER KNOW NOW, WILL WE, DUE TO A CERTAIN ENDING

I MAD

>>6738417
Well, when on a boat with Battler, the man she by all accounts should have been wiling to kill for, she offed herself.

The actions tell us the motives.

you know, I thought Battler being afraid of rickety places and Jessica's asthma contributed something to the series.

lolredherring

>>6738417
I may be so bold as to say OP's theory makes the most sense out of any theory.

Battler, instead of going to his suffering family members, spent twenty years writing his stories and living in his delusions of a woman that by all accounts he spent a total of two days at the most with.

This woman also killed herself on a submarine with him.

Now it's a fact that George spent several years with Shannon, and was known to go on dates with her.

The catbox is closed, but the objective data shows us that OP's theory is more likely than what episode seven showed us.

>>6738440
feels similar to the moment when Kinzo 'kidnapped' Beatrice, man..except Beatrice the First is raped and died in labor.

Rosa is canonically awesome now.

So what are the odds that juuza Amakusa was an amnesiac battler who had changed so much ange could not recognize him.

I don't think that plot is so stupid compared to the actual ending episode 8.

>>6738467
Did she use a gun?

I mean, I know she killed Kyrie and Rudolf before dying herself, I just wanna know how...

>>6738440

Here's where the spoilers lose me, though. Who did Battler take with him on the boat? Beato, Yasu, or Shannon? You have a fair point about Shannon offing herself if she really did it on the boat, but chronologically unless we've read the episodes ourself we don't know where/when, just the why (guilt).

>you will never know anything about Kinzo's official wife

>>6738484

In my mind she used a purse filled with a bar of gold inside to smash their skulls in. Nothing else matters!

So, are the Japanese fans eating this up, or do they hate it as much as we do?

>>6738508

They mad

>>6738447
>you know, I thought Battler being afraid of rickety places and Jessica's asthma contributed something to the series.
Battler got his phobia from Asumu and Jessica's asthma was faked by Jessica so it shows that she's a crazy bitch.

>>6738502
Kyrie: Rosa, you are already dead. That shot went through your stomach, you will die a slow and agonizing death.

Rudolf: Sorry, sis. This is the ways things have to- CRACK

Rosa: FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU- I WILL BEAT BOTH OF YOU TO DEATH WITH A FUCKING BAG OF FERTILIZER

Kyrie: Not as planneCRACK!

>>6738516
Jessica was smoking weed all day erry day with Gohda.

>>6738508

They hate it. Just check EGS.

>>6738518
ROFL!!!

Gee I sure hope nothing bad will happen toCRACK

>>6738472
I mean that's stupid as hell but would you anons believe it now based on what we are hearing about episode 8?

I like the idea of ange running around with battler while neither of them know the truth. It also makes amakusa's passes at ange more hilarious.

>>6738516

Yeah, I don't remember anything before ep 7, but why would she fake asthma. I mean, she had a prescription inhaler and all...

This episode could have been epic win, but instead it was epic fail. Actually epic fail doesn't even cover it... more like godly fail

>>6738523
rofl XD

>people still mad over nothing because they haven't actually read the episode

Chill.

I also don't remember faked asthma at all.

>>6738544

Get out.

Oh man, the episode 7 apologists really seem hilarious now, WE NEED TO FIND THE HEART

THERE WAS NO HEART YOU IDIOTS

PLOTTING TO KILL PEOPLE IS BAD

MURDER IS BAD

PEOPLE WHO DO EITHER/BOTH ARE BAD

>>6738528
Send me a link so I can bask in the glorious hatred.

>>6738546
Because Jessica smoked weed erry day with Gohda.

Seriously, that's my explanation for all the Jessica craziness. She and Gohda just smoked a hell of a lot of weed.

>>6738518
Seriously, Rosa going FIST OF THE NORTH STAR with an ingot of gold on those two while dying of a bullet wound would be amazing.

>>6738566
Well, I for one believe that the duo ended up in Gay Valhalla.

>>6738560

http://erogamescape.dyndns.org/~ap2/ero/toukei_kaiseki/game.php?game=14713

Just 6 reviews up so far, but only one of them is positive.

100 　 　
90～99 1 グラフ
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60～69 1 グラフ
50～59 1 グラフ
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GAME OF THE YEAR ALL YEAR

One last time the Amakusa being an amnesiac battler theory is a no go?

That's a shame I was getting hooked on that idea. Somehow I liked thinking battler would spend the time between 1986 and 1998 being a mercenary living at least what appeared to be a fun life.

See, I was naive. I thought Shroedinger's ten demands would end up being followed.

They were not.

>>6738619
Battler is a washed up old author who spends time writing stories about the maid he raped instead of seeing Ange and Eva, his family.

Juuza is not him.

>>6738593
I love the guy who gave it a 10/100. Pretty much said "It fukken sucks, bye."

Couldn't agree more.

this make DID maid impossible since amnesiac Battler probably make it up.

Jessica was evil in this game?

That battler is not only 12 years older and seems to be a bit after 1998.

So who knows where battler was in 1998 right? Or did I miss something amid all the discussion.

>>6738645
It does so much.

Yasufags, Antiyasufags, we all hopped aboard the rage train.

But now those post modern hipster fucks are gonna jizz their pants and call this finale deep and groundbreaking because of how little sense it makes.

>>6738586
Lion, Will, Gohda and Jessica all had a happy ending in Gay Valhalla, fuck the golden land

>>6738663

Final part is 30 years later or something like that.

>>6738660

It makes perfect sense. Ryukishi wanted everyone to believe in the power of fantasies.

Hence the real world situation being boring and sucky.

He's been hammering that into our head a long time. The man is not subtle.

It was never about the mystery.

>>6738607
>>6738593
Not to say that the Japanese didn't hate EP8 - you can tell that just from the character roll video on Youtube - but Umineko has never exactly been popular on EGS. I wouldn't really use that as a representation of Umineko fandom's opinion because they hate the series as a whole.

So how did Lambda's sacrifice help Battler and Ange?

>>6738686
That has reinvigorated my belief in Amakusa being 1998 battler. Who says that he couldn't go on to regain his memories and become an author in that time.

I think people should use facts to disprove that theory because I got nothing.

>>6738660
>we all hopped aboard the rage train.
Leave me out of this. I'm on the "waiting for actual translations to come out, not basing my judgment on a 4 sentence spoiler" train

>>6738645
>trusting Japan, who has proven time and time again to have awful taste when compared to the West

>>6738711

Previous episodes scored 75-80. That's not really bad.

>>6738734
Have you read the individual comments, though? It has a pretty active hatedom over there.

if final part is 40 years after then does that mean ange was never killed by amakusa?

>ange was never killed by amakusa?
maybe she wasn't. maybe she really did leave the island, then returned home, and her being marked as dead in the ending was because she suicided off the roof.

>>6738406
but he is depressed about the ending like the rest of us, i doubt he would draw this copypasta

".........That's right. If we had actually tried to solve the riddle, I'm sure things would have ended differently."

ALL A LIE. IT'S ALL A LIE

I remember when Umineko was exciting, tense, mysterious and not completely fucking stupid. Is this really the ending he had planned the whole time? Obviously the Yasu stuff was planned, but since Ep4 the direction of this series has been all over the place. It's like he's been writing all this meaningless, stupid bullshit just so he could stretch the story out and sell another game at comiket.

still wondering what kind of weed Ryu smokes.I thought drugs are illegal in Japan.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-YyVpNKA7vs

Ending:
I've waited for you, Battlerrr.
I'm sorry. I was a bit late at coming here.
Why are you sitting on a wheelchair? Here, I'm giving you a hand, get yourself together.As she was walking, she presented her hand to Battler who was sitting on the wheelchair.
Battler... slowly... gripped that hand, and... slowly... stood up.
I... Listen... here, all of us have finally met again. Tonight, the Golden Land revives here. Without stopping, the clapping blessed Battler.
Everyone was there.
Everyone. Everyone. Everyone.
And then, Beato hugged Battler.
Stronger and stronger, as if never parting with him again, she hugged him.
You really... came back.
I'm back... late, though.
I... won't let you go again.
Indeed. I won't let you go away either.
We'll be together... forever.

Ryukishi, why?

Has the ost already been uploaded? If so, where?

Fuckin taco bell jp.

Fucking hate taco bell.

Man this is like Episode 7 all over again. Keep your shit in your asshole until you actually read the damn thing. Thanks to you faggots when I read 7, I was essentially expecting Gundam SEED in Umineko form.

Instead I got what I should've been expecting from the beginning. A clear enough answer.

>>6738775
Who said this again?
Was it Jessica?

>>6738645
>今までの中でもTOPクラスに作者のオナニー度が高く、相当の信者力を試
される

lol. I like the description.

>>6738929
either George or Jessica. don't really remember.

;_; it doesn't meatter in the end

No, see, I love this.

It means that Yasu ISN'T batshit insane and also three people.

I mean, I realize it probably isn't true, but I wish it was. It makes so much more sense and makes me so much happier than what episode 7 shoved down my throat.

So who wants to tell me about what Umineko Tsubasa is
? I don't know nearly enough moon to sift through the 15 stories it gives us.

>>6739032
It's just a collection of all the TIPs that were released separately from the VN.