/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>Japanese eat less
Fixed

Holy fuck, It's like a Big Mac on top of a Big Mac. How do you fit that in your mouth?

How are you supposed to eat that thing anyways?

>>673335
>>673336

Can'tfitinmouthmind

What the fuck? I've never seen anything like that and I've seen American tv.

>>673335
>>673336
KOMPRESSOR

>>673346
That would be a passable shitty joke, but they don't use moon on Amerikkkan TV commercials, so its just shitty.

ಠ_ಠ

That thing intimidates me. What do they use it for, distracting Godzilla while the JSDF readies their missiles and shit?

Sumo
/thread

>>673353
I didn't say it was American.

>>673355

Being fat doesn't give you the ability to unhinge your jaw.

>>673378
I was purposefully taking the whole never seeing the OP's pic "On American TV" thing literally for my own amusement. ಠ3ಠ

>>673381
All of a sudden we have to eat it in it's original condition. Take it apart.

>>673381
No, but it does give you the determination.

>incapable of gaining weight
There's several fat japanese girls in our anime club. Every weeaboo lusts after them.

>>673351
DOES NOT DANCE

I am Japanese.
I eat anything, never exercise and never topped 180lbs.

Real men go at the Mega Mac head on!
You're a real man, right?

>>673440
Japanese American. amirite?

What the fuck? I figured you AMERIKKANS have this but some of you are all "OH GOD THAT THING IS HUGE".

We have this in Canada and it's delicious.

>>673476
CANADA!?

>>673456
No, Japanois-Okinawan.

I've never seen a mega mac here

You call that a burger? THIS is a burger!

So I heard you guys are discussing about me.

Metabolism, ever having heart of it?!

I am not Japanese (though East Asian), i eat pretty much, but don't gain weight at all, staying at constant 120-125lbs.

But there are also negative aspects to it.
I think, that i have problems with absorbing vitamins, minerals and so on.

So as I pray...

The trick is probably that they don't eat fattening/junk food all the time, but just once in a while.

>>673522
Ever try eating 6 meals a day to gain weight?

Doesn't fucking work for us. I've tried. Shitsux.

>>673522
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORMS

>>673519

>>673524
wat?

>>673524
unlimited beef works?

>>673625
In during heart attacks.

>>673644
King of Burgers, do you have enought patties?

It's called calorie restriction

you eat as much rice and fish and try to gain weight, the food isn't exactly nutritious

I'm american and I've been 130 lbs (~59 kg) 16 years. And I eat all I want.

>>673668
>all I want
which is apparently not a lot

>>673668
>16 years

underage banned

>>673675
Yeah, I totally weighed 130 lbs when I was 5 years old too

Quick to point fingers there.

>>673675
Boy, that must have been a painful for his mom being a 130 lb newborn.

>>673668
So you somehow gained 130 lbs in 2 years?

I am the bun of my meat.
Beef is my body, and cheese is my blood.
I have consumed over 100000000000000 calories.
Unknown to diets.
Nor known to exercise.
Have withstood pain to consume many patties.
Yet, this mouth will never eat anything.
So as I pray, "Unlimited Beef Works."

>>673698
Ever seen those 180 pound two year olds? Yeah, that shit can happen.

>>673656
This picture makes me sad.

>>673324
>The Japanese are incapable of gaining weight.

SUMO.

>>673533
Eating more makes your metabolism higher and you create less fat, since you don't need to conserve as much.

>>673324
Sumo.

Besides that, most japanese portions are super tiny, so they are basically starving to death at all times, with their metabolisms high from eating many meals. Not to mention their normal food doesn't have many things that would help one gain weight. (which also makes them diminutive in height.)

They probably get more exercise too, even if it's just walking/biking to a train station.

>>673722
Because you know you'd still hit her?

>>673762
amerikkkan spotted

i could have sworn i saw this mega mac like fourteen years ago when i was seven in tunisia when i was there with my uncle and cousin and his mother

Americans have never seen a double bigmac before?

>>673762
>Eating more makes your metabolism higher
Explain to me how all those fat fucks in America exist then.

>>673324
Seriously, though? This kind of stuff is mostly eaten by people who only have the time/only bother to have one meal a day.

>>673791 Anonymous of southern America !3GqYIJ3Obs
>Explain america
Proof that amerikkkans are retards.

>>673783
Big macs here have shrunken to about half the size as they were 10 years ago, let alone have a double version. Americans like being ripped off by fast food places.

>>673795
In Japan and most of Asia, I mean.

Don't know about you fat yanks.

BIIIFU TENGOKU MOTHERFUCKERS

>>673440
>japanese
>anime club

Does not compute.

>>673819
Are you mentally handicapped?

>>673791
No exercise/eating too much in a meal.

It's taking in 3k calories over 5 meals versus eating 5 meals at 3k each.

>>673822
OM NOMNOM NOM

>>673822
Invisible sammich?

>>673822
This ear is an eyesore.

INVISIBLE SANDWICH

OP is correct. Proof: Takeru Kobayashi

>>673863
Actually, he works out a lot to ensure fat doesn't get in the way of his stomach expansion.

They sure love their meat.

>>673961
I'd gave her my meat, if you know what I mean.

>>673996
Why the fuck would you cut off your muscles and feed them to her you sick fuck?

>>673961
I want to marry her after seeing her do that...

>>674010
Forgot your name, Shirou?

>>673996
Remember to cook it well, there's all sorts of bacteria that can cause indigestion. Then you should look at the food pyramid for a proper nutritious meal.

>>674063
LISTEN TO THIS MAN!

He knows how to cook.

Don't you Amerikkans have a Double Big Mac in your McDonald's menus?

>>673346
Don't you Americans have a Double Big Mac in your McDonald's menus?

>>673656
eeeeeeeeeeeeyuuuuuuuuurrrrrrrggggggghhhhhhhh

>>675475

I can't remember the last time I was in a McDonalds, but no, I'm pretty sure we don't.

>>675475
no

>>675475
I think there's a Double Quarter Pounder or something like that, but no double Big Mac.

>>673822
She came!

>>675475
negative. We also don't have any fries orders larger than "large". That "Supersize Me" douchebag sealed the fate on my beloved supersize. Although I think the large is larger than it used to be, it's no supersize.

Plus, McD's nixed the fry buckets as well; they were basically medium-sized soda cups filled with fries. I only ever saw those in Oregon, though.

MacDonald's sucks.

The lettuce and other fillings are processed to all hell, tasteless, and a thin cooked-on layer. The burgers themselves taste like rubber. As you eat you can feel the grease sliding down your throat. Looking around the burger, you can see fat dripping from the back.

Eat some real burgers, you lardasses.

>>675713

Whoa, fry buckets? Never heard of that. Didn't realize supersize was gone, haven't been to a McDonalds in years. I used to try to sneak into those little playgrounds to play in the ball pits, but it was fucking embarrassing getting thrown out.

>>675725
You can't go into McD's and expect a real burger. I expect something vaguely meat-flavored, covered with cheese, and that's exactly what I get. Who cares if it tastes like a burger, so long as I can taste the meat. Just go into McDonalds and expect to get fed; that's it.

>>675725
>you can see fat dripping from the back.

If this is your idea of trying to be unappealing, you fucking fail. Everybody knows that the best burgers are made with fattier meat. Fat is where the flavor is.

i went to McDonald's to order a "Southwestern Chicken Sandwich" but it was neither southwestern or real chicken.

fuck you Mcdonald's, waste of 2.30 bux

>>675756
>real chicken.

They gave you a burger then? That's your own fault for not sending it back.

Amerikka: the Thread.

>>675725
Sounds like love.

best /jp/ thread ever, requesting archival

>>675800
So this thread amused me, so shall it be archived

>>675800
>>675861
4chan archive is for newfags

>>675878
Are you retarded? That doesn't even make sense. also
>Newfag
gb2/b/

They sell these at the macdonalds in Calgary Alberta that is over by...uh...whats that road.

I was so fucking happy to find one :D

>>676187

Err, the Macdonalds is in a Walmart my friend works at.

>>676187

How was it? Frankly, I don't think it's really worth trying to unhinge your jaw for it.

>>673324
Holy shit does that Mega Mac combo come with a side of fries AND chicken nuggets?!

>>673863
Have you seen him recently? He's short and has a relatively small frame, but he looks like a bodybuilder. Probably packed as much muscle as his bone structure would allow.

So, he would have to had gained weight to put on all that muscle... so... OP is wrong.

>>675475

No, but we've got the Monster Thickburger at Hardee's if your arteries need a clogging.
1410 Calories (5900 kJ) & 107 grams of fat

>>676501

gross

try the quadruple burger, won't you?

Thread is making me crave for some burgers.

What is it with Japan and ridiculously excessive food items? Their normal portions are small, but then they also come up with these monstrosities that exceed anything you can find in America outside of the turducken. Too bad I lost the picture of that Japanese "pizza" that was covered in bacon and shit...

>>673652

WIN, this made my day.

>>676288

Fucking bliss in a sandwich, I bought one of these with a take out of Poutine from another place just down the road.

>>676661

It doesn't take much, does it? I can honestly say I've never felt more pity for anyone in my life. I think you need a hug more than Alice.

have you guys ever eaten the meat patty by itself on the big mac? it's a tasteless piece of cardboard, the only thing good on a bigmac is the sauce.

also - i'm chinese and i eat 4-6 meals a day and i never gain weight, i eat a lot of carbs like bread, rice, potatoes, etc but i've never gone over 145 pounds, and i'm like 6 feet tall.
i can't gain weight, i have no idea why. i never really excercise aside from walking from my dorm to class and fapping.
i have seen some fat asians though, and they are fucking HUGE, but i've seen fatter white people.

>>676672
>i'm chinese

>>676672

Macdonalds burgers taste good to me here, its 100% beef, no textured vegetable protein (read: US). It's also not greasy and they bother to salt and pepper the burger when they throw it on the hot plate.

Unlike Wendies (Greasy as fucking shit), Carls Junior (I can taste the sawdust!), or whatever. I dunno, aside Sonics and In-and-Out, Mac's got the best burgers

>>676681
hurr durr, i gunna haet da chinese so i can be more japanese ^____^

/jp/ - Hamburgers

>>676672
don't worry, your heart is beating overtime and will stop working sooner than most people's

unless you do some cardio and strengthen it, that is

>>676695
because i really want to live up to 60, right?
shit sux after like 40.

>>676685
Sharpest Chinese wit.

>>676685

What the difference between a chinaman and a japanese man?

NIP NONG CHONG, CHIP POP CHOW

>>676501

Looks like what the Bacon Double Ultimate Cheesburger at Jack in the Box used to be before they gayed it up with lettuce and shit.

The only people I ever see here eating at McDonalds (midwest Amuuurica) are middle-class white SUV assholes with kids getting Happy Meals or black people.

It is funny because Japan gets the biggest trash food, but Americans are still the pigs disgusting.

>>676965
>gayed it up with lettuce

appreciate your vegetables, fag. They provide more flavor, texture, and color. Plus nothing helps a grease-burned tongue like a nice cold slice of tomato

>>676982
QFT. Onions are probably my favorite vegetable. You can add them to almost anything and it'll make it taste better.

>>676982

Normally I'd agree but the aforementioned veggie free burger had its own charm. Well, had shit tons of fat and enough cholesterol that you had to take a fist-full of aspirin along with it to keep from dying. They ended up turning it into an even more flavorless version of the Big Mac, which we've all agreed is a sacrilege to hamburgers.

Damn this thread is making me crave burgers. Sadly the McDonalds down the street is in breakfast mode. :( They do make some good hotcakes and egg mcmuffins though.....

you would all be healthier if you put more rice in your diet. in amerikkka wheat is the "base" of every meal because we used to grow that shit here, then people load it up with fat(meat, dairy) to make it taste decent.
In superior asia: here, have some rice. shit will get you full. why dont you cook some lean meat and some vegetables to go with it.
rice is a pretty OP food. rice-based diet is top-tier strat.

>>677045
lies, starch, which is rice-patato like foods, will make you fat, body turns it into sugar haha fucker

>>677056
Yeah, but a lot of the things Asian people eat with the rice, fish, prepared vegetable side dishes, etc. are a lot more healthier and less fattening than a lot of American foods.

>>677073
No. You've never seen american food before. You're going by fast food. Most american dishes contain broccoli, corn, asparagus, collard greens, or potatoes.

>>677094

There is no such thing. Those were all dishes imported from the (mostly european) people that moved there.

>>677096
Well DUH, next you'll say Philippino dishes are just imported from Spain.

THAT WAS NEARLY OVER 200 YEARS AGO. The base of american families are european ancestors. That doesn't change what the average meal one would eat daily consists of.

>>677094
Yeah, but what ELSE goes into many American dishes? Oil, butter, red meat, cheese, cream, etc.

>>677056
Newsflash: Too much (especially simple) carbs will make you fat. The nutritional value of plain (brown) rice versus an equivalent mass of wheat meal is pretty much comparable.

>>677073
SHUT UP
Seriously, I''m really tired of the "japs r skinny cuz they eat their traditional foods are healthy" bullshit.

NO ONE IN JAPAN EATS TRADITIONAL CRAP (unless its a holiday or in a restaurant)
The japanese diet is much like America's just the portions are smaller and they actually walk places.
Thats the secret.
THEY WALK OR BIKE PLACES INSTEAD OF DRIVING

>>677098
That's european's influence on it. Tartar, olive oil, butter is practically the base of high culinary dishes.

>>677103
Do you have proof that all Japanese rarely eat traditional food? If you don't, the YOU SHUT UP.

>>677103

Half true. You don't get much Ramen, Gyudon or Curry in America. But apart from that it's true.

>>677108
Well, that's what makes most American foods more fattening overall imo.

>>677111
>>677112
If we're taking averages then the sales of McDonalds and KFC in Japan's market should suffice to say that their diets nearly reflect america's.
Except the average doesn't determine the facade one mostly expects from a country. Japan has too many social groups to simply dissect it into fatty and skinny.

But yes, there are a lot of fatty truck drivers in every area of the world. We don't photograph those niggers. America does, but Japan doesn't.

Everyone in Japan is beautiful and skinny amirite

>>677111
I don't know what kind of "proof" you're looking for, but this is coming from talking with a friend who stayed in Osaka 2 years and my own (limited) knowledge of traditional Japanese cooking, which is enough to know it is VERY labor intensive.
>>677112
>>ramen STARTCH SUGARS
>>gyudon Rice and beef?! TOGETHER?!?! man those crazy japs
>>curry I hear this is kind of popular in the UK

I think you're just a little butthurt Japan is more or less like every other first-world country and isn't a land of proud samurai eating 1 bowl of rice and a dried fish a day. It takes a little of the mystique of travel away.

>>677142
Well if it's something you heard from someone who stayed there for 2 years, that still doesn't sound like reliable enough information to me. Also for the labor intensive cooking, I'm sure the housewives there who have nothing else to do all day have enough time to do it.

>>677103
Smartest post in the thread.

>>677159
real jap here.

no he was trolling labor intensive?

nigga you ever make sushi?

nato isn't hard either

it is all very easy to make even the shit we brought over from korea. korean beef etc.

>>677174
AHAHAHAHAHA
so you eat sushi every meal?

>>677174
俺は本当アメリカ人だ。ナショナルチェーンのＣｏＣｏが大好き。甘そう。

>>677205
Better watch out man, if he's so japanese he eats sushi every meal he shits katanas and he'll cut you man.

>>677174
でも、タイ料理をよりも好んでいる。

>>676187
They sell Double Big Macs in every McDonald's here in Montreal. So I'm kinda surprised that everyone's going "OMFG THAT SHIT IS HUGE".

>>677843
Canada = Amerikkka = Land of the fat fucks

Of course you're not surprised.

>>677846
Surprisingly enough I've seen more fatasses in a shopping mall in America than I have in this entire city.
So Canada =/= Land of Fat Fucks.

>>677864
Quebec isn't Canada.

I knew a Japanese girl when I was in college. Girl was rail thin. Almost anorexic looking.

One of my language partners was fat, said she gained the weight after 7 years of living in the US.

>>673324
XBAWKS HUEG BURGER

Japan needs more girls like this.

Japan needs more girls like this.

>>678020
Agreed.
Not a samefag, I swear.

>>678021
>Japan needs less girls like this.
Fixt.

>>678021
why, so you won't feel as bad about yourself for being a goddamn fatty?

>>678090
Because they're hot
and rare

Western fast food is slowly doing its job of making the rest of the world fat.